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FORD
02-03-2011, 07:08 PM
JOHN BOEHNER SEX PROBE

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/210110/71509.jpg
Photo by: Zuma

New Speaker of the House JOHN BOEHNER is embroiled in a bombshell sex scandal - involving at least two different women, The ENQUIRER has learned!

Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.

But she has shunned the capital's social scene, and he is often seen out on the town without her.

"Deborah normally stays back in Ohio while John spends most of his time in D.C.," said an insider. "It is not uncommon for Boehner to attend parties and events without his wife."

Contacted by The ENQUIRER in late January about the cheating charges, Deborah stood by her man and would not comment about the explosive allegations.

But The ENQUIRER learned that Deborah was nowhere to be seen when the ruggedly handsome congressman attended a casino party at the home of a D.C. lobbyist in August 1997 - and reportedly hooked up with pretty congressional press secretary Leigh LaMora.

FOR THE FULL STORY and to see exclusive pictures it's in the new ENQUIRER - on sale now!

Who knows whether or not to believe this? Boner's such a fucking crybaby that he would probably crack the minute his wife indicated even the slightest suspicion........ :biggrin:

Seshmeister
02-03-2011, 08:02 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/l/s/3/Crying-Boehner.jpg

Hardrock69
02-03-2011, 08:11 PM
Haha.....hey it is a requirement of uptight conservative Republicans that they actually be scumbag sinners with a VERY large closet to keep their skeletons in (they need a warehoust-sized closet, usually).

So he has just been fulfilling one of the requirements for his chosen political party.

Seshmeister
02-03-2011, 09:15 PM
Politicians in general have higher adultery rates than your average 1970s rock star.

FORD
02-03-2011, 10:47 PM
Apparently this is Boner's girlfriend, Lisbeth Lyons......

http://www.piworld.com/common/img/photos/biz/pi/2006/06/img-1-30711-106-large.jpg

Not exactly a contender for the next "Larg girl of the month" is she?

Seshmeister
02-03-2011, 10:51 PM
Your article called her 'pretty'.

FORD
02-03-2011, 10:53 PM
Well, that's the National Enquirer for you.....

Blaze
02-03-2011, 11:02 PM
Politicians in general have higher adultery rates than your average 1970s rock star.

Holy tiddlers! The article reads like one of my made up articles.
"the ruggedly handsome" "hooked up" "pretty"
:biggrin:

Hardrock69
02-03-2011, 11:09 PM
Hey, if she is willing to blow him, if he is a standard issue human male, it would be difficult to say no. But then as I said, it is part of his job description.

Seshmeister
02-03-2011, 11:09 PM
Maybe it's a cultural thing but I don't know any girls here who wouldn't be mortally embarrassed and dump any boyfriend who constantly burst into tears over nothing.

Dr. Love
02-03-2011, 11:23 PM
I'd stick my dick in her mouth I guess.

hambon4lif
02-03-2011, 11:26 PM
Apparently this is Boner's girlfriend, Lisbeth Lyons......

http://www.piworld.com/common/img/photos/biz/pi/2006/06/img-1-30711-106-large.jpg

Not exactly a contender for the next "Larg girl of the month" is she?No wonder he's such a he-bitch.
If I woke up next to something like that I'd probably be bawling everyday too.

Little Texan
02-04-2011, 12:28 AM
She sorta looks like John Lithgow wearing a wig.

Nitro Express
02-04-2011, 01:33 AM
Bohner boned her.:biggrin:

Nitro Express
02-04-2011, 01:46 AM
Politicians who smoke like to stick their tobacco into certain wet orifices. It supposedly makes the smoke tastier. How come these guys never fuck cute chicks?

twonabomber
02-04-2011, 01:56 AM
Your article called her 'pretty'.

we'll have to dig up a pic of the 62 year old wife. he may be trading up.

Little Texan
02-04-2011, 03:19 AM
we'll have to dig up a pic of the 62 year old wife. he may be trading up.

Yeah, I'd say so...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4089/5187393687_5e12c4e8ed.jpg

Little Texan
02-04-2011, 03:51 AM
She's a man, baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s

BITEYOASS
02-04-2011, 08:39 AM

Kristy
02-04-2011, 12:59 PM
Not exactly a contender for the next "Larg girl of the month" is she?

Harsh.

FORD
02-04-2011, 01:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGdS0-UxfPY