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Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 02:18 PM
:biggrin:

You know Tiger Woods hasn't been playing well of late. He had a chance at the Omega Dubai Desert Classic over the weekend before posting a godawful 75, and that was pretty much that. Now, though, word that Woods committed a far greater breach of golf etiquette during the tournament than just, you know, stinking: He spat on the 12th green! Steel your hearts for the horror ahead and take a look:



The audio's a little fuzzy there, but commentator Ewen Murray said that it was "Disgusting, what he has just done there ... there are some parts of him that are just arrogant and petulant. Somebody now has to come behind him and maybe putt over his spit. It does not get much lower than that."

I dunno, I think plenty of people would be just fine putting over Tiger's spit. (Also, "I Spit On Your Putt" would be a great golf/horror movie.) Sloppy? Sure. But this is going to be turned into another one of those "Tiger doesn't respect the game" rants by the anti-Tiger contingent, and that's unfortunate.

The European Tour, not particularly pleased at this breach of etiquette, announced Monday that it will be fining Woods an undisclosed sum. "Tournament director Mike Stewart has reviewed the incident and feels there has been a breach of the tour code of conduct and consequently Tiger Woods will be fined," the tour said in a statement.

Tiger soon after apologized via Twitter:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 02:21 PM
You have got to be kidding me......what's next? Apologizing for taking a divot on the fairway......

Jesus, the guy just fucked some sluts.....gave half his money to the ex, I think he's served his time!

Let him get back to being the arrogant asshole he was:pullinghair:

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 02:27 PM
lol. Spit like a mofo on that green.

fifth element
02-14-2011, 02:34 PM
i swear, ...people have to spend their day complaining about SOMETHING....
And Tiger seems too get slapped w/ his share of them lately.

chefcraig
02-14-2011, 02:38 PM
The pecker-head Sergio Garcia once spit into the cup on a hole. Imagine being the next guy picking up your ball after sinking a putt, and getting a handful of gob as well. :sick0020:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 02:44 PM
Just imagine what John Daly must have done on golf courses :headlights:

Kristy
02-14-2011, 02:48 PM
Err, I dunno. Spitting on green things like greens may be considered racist by today's standards.

kwame k
02-14-2011, 02:49 PM
:lmao:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:01 PM
Err, I dunno. Spitting on green things like greens may be considered racist by today's standards.

unless it was a "greenie" :barf:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:07 PM
Racist.......

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:11 PM
Racist.......

What?

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:14 PM
Making off color jokes about the color green:headlights:

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:15 PM
Making off color jokes about the color green:headlights:

Oh I thought you were talking to me. :biggrin:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:16 PM
Making off color jokes about the color green:headlights:

purple was taken... :lmao:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:18 PM
Oh I thought you were talking to me. :biggrin:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:20 PM
is it ok to spit in the rough? (not code):biggrin:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:20 PM
purple was taken... :lmao:

So now you're making fun of The Purple One?

You disgust me.....first green now purple and Prince[who's black, BTW]

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:24 PM
prince harry is black?

chefcraig
02-14-2011, 03:25 PM
Making off color jokes about the color green...

WTF? Watch it now...

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9556/eddiemurphygumby.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/eddiemurphygumby.jpg/)

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:25 PM
can ya spit on the fairway?

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:26 PM
WTF? Watch it now...

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9556/eddiemurphygumby.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/eddiemurphygumby.jpg/)

gumby is black too, give it up jagy..you are surrounded

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:27 PM
can ya spit on the fairway?

I don't know? I do. :biggrin:

FORD
02-14-2011, 03:28 PM
prince harry is black?

Do his Nazi friends know?

http://christianseiersen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/prince_harry_nazi.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:29 PM
can ya spit on the cart path?

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:30 PM
gumby is black too, give it up jagy..you are surrounded

chefcraig
02-14-2011, 03:30 PM
can ya spit on the cart path?

Might as well, since I spend half my time hitting from there. :duh:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:32 PM
Do his Nazi friends know?

http://christianseiersen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/prince_harry_nazi.jpg

they do...

http://jokingforfun.blogspot.com/2010/11/black-nazis.html

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:33 PM
is it ok to spit in the rough? (not code):biggrin:

Not sure but I've been know to deposit a few beers back there:monekyl:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:37 PM
gumby is black too, give it up jagy..you are surrounded

Just don't tell 'em Roth's a Jew.........don't think the boy's heart could handle it:lmao:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:40 PM
Just don't tell 'em Roth's a Jew.........

and he doesn't like green either!!! :lmao:

shit, i was thinkin' green m & ms. i'll just go lay down for awhile......

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:41 PM
Just don't tell 'em Roth's a Jew.........don't think the boy's heart could handle it:lmao:

I don't have a problem with Jews. I guess I need to put my list in my sig. :biggrin:

I may also start a campaign to get a picture of Kristy in PVC pants. Not sure how that is going to turn out though. My magic 8 ball said.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/27444937_5c82cc736e_z.jpg

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:45 PM
Hope springs eternal :umm:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 03:45 PM
I don't have a problem with Jews. I guess I need to put my list in my sig. :biggrin:

I may also start a campaign to get a picture of Kristy in PVC pants. Not sure how that is going to turn out though. My magic 8 ball said.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/27444937_5c82cc736e_z.jpg

keep shakin' that fucker..... :hee:

chefcraig
02-14-2011, 03:45 PM
and he doesn't like green either!!!

There's a reason for that...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:51 PM
keep shakin' that fucker..... :hee:

Damn fuckin dumb ass ball!

http://keithhennessey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/magic-8-ball.jpg

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 03:55 PM
Hope springs eternal :umm:

lol I am just joking dude. What is she your girl friend or somethin? :biggrin:

kwame k
02-14-2011, 03:57 PM
Ah....no. Just busting your chops:beers8:

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 04:03 PM
Ah....no. Just busting your chops:beers8:

lol. Oh. Well in that case join the campaign. I bet Kristy is hot. I could be wrong on that though. 8 ball is giving conflicting reports.

kwame k
02-14-2011, 04:15 PM
Might be a dude.....the interwebs are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you might get:lmao:

Jagermeister
02-14-2011, 04:19 PM
Might be a dude.....the interwebs are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you might get:lmao:

Indeed.:hitch:

Nitro Express
02-14-2011, 06:16 PM
Hey. Tiger was just doing what golfers are supposed to do. Sink one in the hole and go to the next hole. I never got why people were so angry about a golfer doing his job.

fifth element
02-14-2011, 06:30 PM
Nitro....
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

chefcraig
02-14-2011, 07:11 PM
Sort of odd when Bill Murray has more wins on the PGA tour than Tiger Woods.

Fairwrning
02-14-2011, 07:53 PM
Sort of odd when Bill Murray has more wins on the PGA tour than Tiger Woods.

Wow..good point

Fairwrning
02-14-2011, 07:59 PM
Spiting on the green is fucked up IMO...ANYWHERE but the green.. Spit, piss, puke ( yeah. I have found my golf ball in a puke pile )..whatever..all ya want on the course....except the damn green...

Terry
02-14-2011, 10:29 PM
Tiger Woods not respecting the game?

Tiger Woods IS the fucking game.

Had Woods not come along, what the fuck would the sport of golf have to offer? Watching Jack Nicklaus trying to shoot par and finish his round before his Depends were overflowing on the back nine?

chefcraig
02-14-2011, 11:18 PM
Had Woods not come along, what the fuck would the sport of golf have to offer? Watching Jack Nicklaus trying to shoot par and finish his round before his Depends were overflowing on the back nine?

Not quite. The thing is, you need to put into perspective just how astoundingly good Woods was when he happened to arrive, as he literally wiped clean the old expectations of what could be achieved in the sport. Without him, who knows what would have happened, yet I can hardly imagine Jim Furyk capturing the public's attention, much the same Phil Mickelson (who just so happens to be a dead-ringer for the chubby singer in Loverboy).

By the way, the Jack Nicklaus remark is way out of line, as he'd joined the Champion's Tour (formerly the Senior Tour) in 1990, and had nothing to do with the regular PGA circuit in 1996 when Woods came along.

PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 12:18 AM
By the way, the Jack Nicklaus remark is way out of line,

yeah, way outta line:indifferent0020:

fuck golf...:tongue0011:

PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 12:20 AM
Spiting on the green is fucked up IMO...ANYWHERE but the green.. Spit, piss, puke ( yeah. I have found my golf ball in a puke pile )..whatever..all ya want on the course....except the damn green...

my point, you're gonna roll a ball thru nasties from time to time (sig?) why does it matter where?

chefcraig
02-15-2011, 12:30 AM
yeah, way outta line:indifferent0020:

fuck golf...:tongue0011:

Yeah, it was out of line because it was spoken out of ignorance. Look, I have absolutely no problem with people that think golf is insipid. Crap, I feel that way most of the time. But if you are going to slag the sport, at least get yer facts straight.

PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 12:35 AM
i got no fax, man...

PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 12:37 AM
and you brought "insipid" you nebulous fook:biggrin::biggrin::tongue0011:

chefcraig
02-15-2011, 12:49 AM
i got no fax, man...

I know that, I was speaking of the guy you quoted...oh, never mind. http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Leisures-and-Sports/golf-050.gif (http://www.smileyshut.com/facebook-smileys.html)

PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 12:53 AM
I know that, I was speaking of the guy you quoted...oh, never mind. http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Leisures-and-Sports/golf-050.gif (http://www.smileyshut.com/facebook-smileys.html)

you missed, you missed, you missed, you missed,:biggrin:

chefcraig
02-15-2011, 12:59 AM
you missed, you missed, you missed, you missed,:biggrin:

Noonan!

Kristy
02-15-2011, 01:08 AM
Might be a dude.....the interwebs are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you might get:lmao:

:headlights:

Nitro Express
02-15-2011, 02:39 AM
Spiting on the green is fucked up IMO...ANYWHERE but the green.. Spit, piss, puke ( yeah. I have found my golf ball in a puke pile )..whatever..all ya want on the course....except the damn green...

The green is the holy of holies of the golf course. I worked at a country club as a kid. I remember when I got promoted to mow and plug the greens. It was a big fucking deal and man, if you fucked up a green, get ready to be burned at the stake for defiling the sacredness of the temple.

Fairwrning
02-15-2011, 12:51 PM
my point, you're gonna roll a ball thru nasties from time to time (sig?) why does it matter where?

Well, you arent legally supposed to touch the ball except on tees and greens..so fairways and roughs are not a big deal. Hit it where she lies...Different story on the green..you can pick it up and wipe it off so you get a good roll..pretty nasty to wipe off another persons spit...

Fairwrning
02-15-2011, 01:01 PM
The green is the holy of holies of the golf course. I worked at a country club as a kid. I remember when I got promoted to mow and plug the greens. It was a big fucking deal and man, if you fucked up a green, get ready to be burned at the stake for defiling the sacredness of the temple.

I worked at one for a couple summers..mowed fairways and ran weed eater..I was never allowed near the greens..yeah..greens make and break a golf course.