View Full Version : Fuck You, Iran
Kristy
02-14-2011, 09:08 PM
From the hacks at CNN:
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has expressed her firm support for the thousands of opposition supporters who protested in Iran's capital on Monday.
Mrs Clinton said they deserved to have "the same rights that they saw being played out in Egypt" and that Iran had to "open up" its political system.
One person was reportedly shot dead in the violent clashes between protesters and security forces in central Tehran.
Dozens were detained, and opposition leaders were placed under house arrest.
Just give the people what they want: credit cards,, iPhones, plasma TV's and internet porn and women the right to vote. You know, all the materialism the West has to offer. No need to be locking people up for their views or wasting them with shotguns by thugs on motorcycles. Now I have nothing against the Iranian people but god damn it, their government needs to be brought to their knees.
http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/20090618/iran-protest.jpg
Pick you up, and drag you in stick to you playing with fire. And it's so good that you scream.
And someone, sometimes, cracks down. Someone, sometimes, cracks down.
Satan
02-14-2011, 10:50 PM
Tunisia...... Egypt..... now Iran.....
If a Devil didn't know better, he might think the stage is being set for the appearance of my son, the Antichrist. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif
Kristy
02-14-2011, 11:31 PM
Ah, it does exist! Nothing like a tune about urban paranoia is there? Thank Satan for YouTube!
PETE'S BROTHER
02-14-2011, 11:34 PM
lesfunk
02-14-2011, 11:59 PM
I see a pattern developing with Kristy's thread titles.......
Kristy
02-15-2011, 12:10 AM
The obvious geopolitical rhetoric..?
Julius
02-15-2011, 12:30 AM
Kristy...
You're an angry unpleasant attention whore cunt. Good luck with that.
Julius
02-15-2011, 12:40 AM
Fuck this and fuck that. And fuck you. Grow the fuck up for fucks sake. Get some therapy and move on from whatever your fucking malfunction is.
Fucking cunt.
Kristy
02-15-2011, 12:42 AM
Hi, Gar.
Out of jail, I see.
lesfunk
02-15-2011, 12:44 AM
The obvious geopolitical rhetoric..?
Exactly!
Satan
02-15-2011, 12:45 AM
Fuck this and fuck that. .
....fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjyqpxkKJCM
lesfunk
02-15-2011, 12:46 AM
I don't want a baby that looks like that...
Julius
02-15-2011, 12:52 AM
Hi, Gar.
Out of jail, I see.
Not GAR, just ask FORD.
Time for a poll...
Who thinks Kristy is an attention whore cunt?
lesfunk
02-15-2011, 12:54 AM
Who the fuck is Julius?
Kristy
02-15-2011, 12:56 AM
Oh, Little Penis Brain. Or Jack Off Smar.
lesfunk
02-15-2011, 12:57 AM
ok thanks
lesfunk
02-15-2011, 12:57 AM
Do you ever become sawed in half?
Nitro Express
02-15-2011, 12:59 AM
Who the fuck is Julius?
An egomaniac who tosses salad. If you are at a toga party and some dude with golden leaves in his hair asks if you want your salad tossed that's Julius.
sadaist
02-15-2011, 01:00 AM
Who the fuck is Julius?
The genius that invented this of course.....
http://lh3.google.com/image/ChinuaMelton/Rn8B2GU7-cI/AAAAAAAAEk4/pxsZ4N9nhpI/orangejulius.jpg
sadaist
02-15-2011, 01:03 AM
Who thinks Kristy is an attention whore cunt?
I wouldn't say that. But I did find the theme song to her life.
sadaist
02-15-2011, 01:04 AM
Oh yeah, almost forgot...fuck you Iran!
Nitro Express
02-15-2011, 01:05 AM
The genius that invented this of course.....
http://lh3.google.com/image/ChinuaMelton/Rn8B2GU7-cI/AAAAAAAAEk4/pxsZ4N9nhpI/orangejulius.jpg
My dad used to take me to this Orange Julius that had the devil mascot and the walls were covered in lava rock and it looked like hell. Very cool. I never could figure out what Satan had to do with orange smoothies though.
Julius
02-15-2011, 01:06 AM
An egomaniac who tosses salad. If you are at a toga party and some dude with golden leaves in his hair asks if you want your salad tossed that's Julius.
That's a good one.
Fuck you, Nitro. ;)
Did I mention that Kristy is an attention whore cunt? Huh?
Kristy
02-15-2011, 01:10 AM
I wouldn't say that. But I did find the theme song to her life.
I'm not that angry. Wait a min...is this an intervention?
Julius
02-15-2011, 01:11 AM
I'm not that angry. Wait a min...is this an intervention?
Yes. Quit being so angry and I'll stop calling you a cunt.
Nitro Express
02-15-2011, 01:21 AM
sadaist
02-15-2011, 01:53 AM
Wait a min...is this an intervention?
The person being intervened is always the last to know.
SURPRISE!!!
(everyone hops out from behind the curtains)
Nickdfresh
02-15-2011, 03:53 AM
Fuck this and fuck that. And fuck you. Grow the fuck up for fucks sake. Get some therapy and move on from whatever your fucking malfunction is.
Fucking cunt.
I think that's a tad harsh....
Nickdfresh
02-15-2011, 04:03 AM
Not GAR, just ask FORD.
You're not GAR, he had higher standards for his posts and was less of a thread-jacking whore. BTW, you're also not in Boulder, CO...
Time for a poll...
Who thinks Kristy is an attention whore cunt?
Pot meet tea kettle. Yeah, she overdoes stuff sometimes. But make sure you add the option of "who gives a fuck what Julius thinks? and why is he such a flaming bag of douche?"
Yes. Quit being so angry and I'll stop calling you a cunt.
Dude, um, doesn't calling her out over a fairly innocuous posting make you sort of an "angry (misogynist?) cunt?"
ashstralia
02-15-2011, 04:11 AM
∞ what the hey, bring on the nuculer armagedn. ∞
:angelic03:
Satan
02-15-2011, 04:47 AM
My dad used to take me to this Orange Julius that had the devil mascot and the walls were covered in lava rock and it looked like hell. Very cool. I never could figure out what Satan had to do with orange smoothies though.
Are you kidding? I invented the shit.
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 09:34 AM
Not GAR, just ask FORD.
Time for a poll...
Who thinks Kristy is an attention whore cunt?
If she is she isn't really very good at it. I can think of several ways for her to get more attention than saying fuck you Iran. :biggrin:
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 09:35 AM
i like orange juice... :baaa:
chefcraig
02-15-2011, 09:38 AM
If she is she isn't really very good at it. I can think of several ways for her to get more attention than saying fuck you Iran.
Still holding out hope for some specifically themed photos, eh Jag?
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 09:46 AM
Still holding out hope for some specifically themed photos, eh Jag?
as soon as a thread title in non pops up sayin' "fuck you jagermeister, here is your fuckin' pic of my ass in fuckin' leather" he may implode:mad0233: especially after he opens it and it is from ace :lmao: :019:
chefcraig
02-15-2011, 10:11 AM
as soon as a thread title in non pops up sayin' "fuck you jagermeister, here is your fuckin' pic of my ass in fuckin' leather" he may implode...especially after he opens it and it is from ace :lmao: :019:
Yeah, pretty much like having the giant cake wheeled out at your bachelor party, and this hits the stage once leaping out of it...
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2813/acepp.jpg (http://img576.imageshack.us/i/acepp.jpg/)
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 10:12 AM
as soon as a thread title in non pops up sayin' "fuck you jagermeister, here is your fuckin' pic of my ass in fuckin' leather" he may implode:mad0233: especially after he opens it and it is from ace :lmao: :019:
:biggrin:
We all know that is not going to happen. Besides she like everyone else doesn't like me so that pretty much ends all hope for me.
Seshmeister
02-15-2011, 10:21 AM
Yeah, pretty much like having the giant cake wheeled out at your bachelor party, and this hits the stage once leaping out of it...
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2813/acepp.jpg (http://img576.imageshack.us/i/acepp.jpg/)
That picture never fails to make me laugh... :)
Kristy
02-15-2011, 11:24 AM
I think that's a tad harsh....
I'm not offended. After all, when he can't copy & paste he's left with his limited vocabulary.
ThrillsNSpills
02-15-2011, 12:33 PM
Fuck this and fuck that. And fuck you. Grow the fuck up for fucks sake. Get some therapy and move on from whatever your fucking malfunction is.
Fucking cunt.
so you're bitching about someone who's bitching?
Don't click her threads J. Why be aggravated?
the Bambi threads don't get much play here.
besides, Eminem got 3 songs from reading Kristy posts.
Kristy
02-15-2011, 12:47 PM
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2813/acepp.jpg (http://img576.imageshack.us/i/acepp.jpg/)
I find that dude to be quite sexy.
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 12:50 PM
oh boy
Kristy
02-15-2011, 01:00 PM
It's the cape, okay? Something abut a man in a cape. Goes back to my magician fetish.
http://www.costumeholidayhouse.com/Costume/Capes-Robes/6016w-4w.jpg
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 01:06 PM
thought it was the neck pants
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 01:08 PM
thought it was the neck pants
:biggrin:
Nitro Express
02-15-2011, 01:09 PM
First we wanted to bomb Iran and now we want to fuck Iran. I wanted to kill her, but now I want to fuck her...
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 01:17 PM
Goes back to my magician fetish.
I think anybody can do these tricks.
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 01:19 PM
First we wanted to bomb Iran and now we want to fuck Iran. I wanted to kill her, but now I want to fuck her...
que g-n-r....
chefcraig
02-15-2011, 01:19 PM
It's the cape, okay? Something abut a man in a cape.
http://i53.tinypic.com/213iyz6.jpg
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 01:19 PM
is this smart?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_on_re_us/us_us_diplomacy_internet
WASHINGTON – The Obama administration will pump $25 million this year into helping cyber dissidents foil Internet repression in autocratic states and plans to broaden the reach of its online mini-appeals for human rights and democracy by creating Twitter feeds that cater to audiences in China, Russia and India.
In a major speech extolling Internet freedom on Tuesday, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said fighting governmental curbs on freedom of expression in cyberspace was not easy. She said, "There is no app for that." But Clinton also said the U.S. is committed to ensuring that the Internet remains an open forum for discourse and that governments that try to restrict the Internet are fighting a losing battle.
lesfunk
02-15-2011, 01:20 PM
First we wanted to bomb Iran and now we want to fuck Iran. I wanted to kill her, but now I want to fuck her...
I still want to bomb them.... In fact I say Bomb them and Fuck Her!
Guitar Shark
02-15-2011, 01:26 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-aqc14tIy6E/SbCUiDAEdTI/AAAAAAAAABg/oHwqqbKLi3Y/s320/gob+bluth.jpg
God I miss that show.
Kristy
02-15-2011, 01:29 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/213iyz6.jpg
I want to make sweet, sweet love to him. Right here, right now. And no, just for the record, I'm not going to pull on the guy's finger in the background.
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 01:35 PM
jagy is at the cape store. he'll be back in a few.....
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 01:44 PM
jagy is at the cape store. he'll be back in a few.....
:umm: What do I need a cape for?
chefcraig
02-15-2011, 01:45 PM
:umm: What do I need a cape for?
If used correctly, they are quite thinning.
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 01:47 PM
If used correctly, they are quite thinning.
lol. I'm not fat though.
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 01:48 PM
lol. I'm not fat though.
just fluffy and white...
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 01:53 PM
just fluffy and white...
White yes. I don't know about "fluffy".
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 01:56 PM
White yes. I don't know about "fluffy".
ok, you're av is...
chefcraig
02-15-2011, 02:03 PM
ok, you're av is...
A-ha, now it all makes sense! The reason Jag's typing is so bad at times is because bears do not have opposable thumbs!
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 02:08 PM
pssst....he's a dog :baaa:
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 02:09 PM
..:.
:(
jhale667
02-15-2011, 02:29 PM
A-ha, now it all makes sense! The reason Jag's typing is so bad at times is because bears do not have opposable thumbs!
Bear, dog...the takeaway is: None of the aforementioned are literate. :lmao:
ThrillsNSpills
02-15-2011, 02:36 PM
I find that dude to be quite sexy.
Maybe he's got a nut with your name on it.
i'm pretty sure he can make entire audiences disappear.
He can sing Ozzy ok though, shocking as that is to anyone who's seen his music videos.
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 02:58 PM
Bear, dog...the takeaway is: None of the aforementioned are literate. :lmao:
Oh shit. That was really funny. I may never stop laughing.
hambon4lif
02-15-2011, 03:27 PM
I want to make sweet, sweet love to him. Right here, right now."make sweet, sweet love"?!?? What, are you fucking kidding me?
Posts like these will completely tarnish the "angry S&M bondage chick" image you've spent so long cultivating here.
My image of you is shattered, and I can't even begin to express my disappointment.
What a fuckin' bummer!:(
Kristy
02-15-2011, 03:36 PM
Whoa! I'm not in S&M or bondage.
Satan
02-15-2011, 03:41 PM
First we wanted to bomb Iran and now we want to fuck Iran. I wanted to kill her, but now I want to fuck her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le1u6BTm0SQ
Jagermeister
02-15-2011, 04:13 PM
Whoa! I'm not in S&M or bondage.
How do you know? Have you tried it? :biggrin:
Whoa! I'm not in S&M or bondage.
And you want to be Satan's daughter? How can you be a succubus and not be into S&M? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/k050.gif
PETE'S BROTHER
02-15-2011, 04:37 PM
And you want to be Satan's daughter? How can you be a succubus and not be into S&M? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/k050.gif
succubus.....:o
Kristy
02-15-2011, 06:07 PM
And you want to be Satan's daughter? How can you be a succubus and not be into S&M? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/k050.gif
That's a stereotype. Besides, this is why you make a deal with the dude.
Julius
02-15-2011, 11:09 PM
You're not GAR, he had higher standards for his posts and was less of a thread-jacking whore. BTW, you're also not in Boulder, CO...
Fuck you, your conniption fits on this board are legendary and I've witnessed your hijacking of a thread or two over time, especially during the 2004 presidential election.
And no, I'm not in Boulder. In the interest of full disclosure I'm on assignment in Lakeway, TX. As if that information were any of your fucking business.
But I'm glad you were excited to discover some tidbit of information you thought you could use against me. Utter fail, jackhole.
kwame k
02-15-2011, 11:17 PM
Anger much, dude:umm:
Julius
02-15-2011, 11:20 PM
Anger much, dude:umm:
I'm not a dude. :)
kwame k
02-15-2011, 11:29 PM
Gotcha......that time of the month, then?
Julius
02-15-2011, 11:42 PM
Gotcha......that time of the month, then?
Nope. Just snapped after reading one too many of her cuntish posts. Needless to say I'm not a fan of her work.
Honestly, I think Kristy is a bigger troll than Joe Thunder or Katydid.
The problem is solved now as I've put her on 'ignore'.
Nickdfresh
02-16-2011, 02:04 PM
Fuck you, your conniption fits on this board are legendary and I've witnessed your hijacking of a thread or two over time, especially during the 2004 presidential election.
Why thank you! :)
And no, I'm not in Boulder. In the interest of full disclosure I'm on assignment in Lakeway, TX. As if that information were any of your fucking business.
It's not my business and I don't really give a fuck whether you're in Lakeway, Denver, or living in a studio located in a pimple on God's ass....
But I'm glad you were excited to discover some tidbit of information you thought you could use against me. Utter fail, jackhole.
I don't recall using it against you, tool. I think your man-thong is on waaaaayyyy tooo tight (or backwards)....
Nickdfresh
02-16-2011, 02:06 PM
Nope. Just snapped after reading one too many of her cuntish posts. Needless to say I'm not a fan of her work.
Honestly, I think Kristy is a bigger troll than Joe Thunder or Katydid.
The problem is solved now as I've put her on 'ignore'.
You have the right not to be a fan, but I don't know how you could possibly compare her to those two...
chefcraig
02-16-2011, 02:09 PM
It's not my business and I don't really give a fuck whether you're in Lakeway, Denver, or living in a studio located in a pimple on God's ass...
So that's where the new VH album is being recorded. :jesuslol:
Kristy
02-16-2011, 05:27 PM
This entire thread need to be dumped. Started off...okay and then who knows what.
kwame k
02-16-2011, 05:32 PM
Typical thread around these parts........
PETE'S BROTHER
02-16-2011, 05:59 PM
kwame did it!!!
kwame k
02-16-2011, 06:01 PM
Narc.........
PETE'S BROTHER
02-16-2011, 06:06 PM
Narc.........
otics are misunderstood
hambon4lif
02-16-2011, 06:06 PM
....at least now we know what happened to Pete...his brother threw him under the bus.
kwame k
02-16-2011, 06:11 PM
No shit.....how does the unfriend button work here:headlights:
PETE'S BROTHER
02-16-2011, 06:14 PM
....at least now we know what happened to Pete...his brother threw him under the bus.
yeah, he's a bus mechanic...:tongue0011:
PETE'S BROTHER
02-16-2011, 06:16 PM
No shit.....how does the unfriend button work here:headlights:
you starin' at me? :headlights:
kwame k
02-16-2011, 06:19 PM
:confused11:
Kristy
02-16-2011, 06:23 PM
In the interest of full disclosure I'm on assignment in Lakeway, TX. As if that information were any of your fucking business.
Ah, mother told you to take out the trash. Next she'll be sending you on assignment to get out of her basement.
PETE'S BROTHER
02-16-2011, 06:31 PM
:biggrin:
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