This Just In!

[ELVIS]

As oil prices top $100 and the middle east explodes with crisis after crisis, the Obama administration changes it's stance on gay marriage!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

What a lack of judgement by the leader of what was once the free world...


:mad2:

[ELVIS]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ySLg81hH0g8/SOy3npCBI0I/AAAAAAAAARQ/uSCveOnyZWI/s200/gaybama2.jpg


:elvis:

[FORD]

Look at it this way..... how many segments of the economy could get at least a temporary boost from a bunch of weddings (gay or otherwise)?

Wedding planners, florists, jewelry stores, tuxedo and dress shops, caterers, etc.

Seems like a sensible move to me.

[ELVIS]

Maybe you'll be able to tie the knot someday...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Maybe you'll be able to tie the knot someday...

DON'T WAIT TILL 13-13-13, cause that's unlucky (and a little gay) .......

[chefcraig]

Look at it this way..... how many segments of the economy could get at least a temporary boost from a bunch of weddings (gay or otherwise)?

Seems like a sensible move to me.

At least it worked on an episode of the Simpsons. Maybe it's where Alex Van Halen got the idea to become a minister. (Though I suspect he did it to somehow pick up chicks.)


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4161/homercelebrant.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/homercelebrant.jpg/)

[Kristy]

Maybe you'll be able to tie the knot someday...

Hear that? Must be another bed pan calling your name.

[Diamondjimi]

Hear that? Must be another bed pan calling your name.

Ooo, SNAP!

[Seshmeister]

I thought this thread was going to be about Elvis's dick and an inflatable Sarah Palin... :)

[FORD]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes3/spsexdoll1.jpg

[ELVIS]

Is that the sophisticated european humor i've heard about ??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is that the sophisticated european humor i've heard about ??

yes :hee:

[kwame k]

I thought this thread was going to be about Elvis's dick and an inflatable Sarah Palin... :)

Not till they're married because that would be a sin to do it before:biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not till they're married because that would be a sin to do it before:biggrin:

11-11-11...:baaa:

[kwame k]

What's the proper gifting etiquette for a blow up bride?

[knuckleboner]

As oil prices top $100 and the middle east explodes with crisis after crisis, the Obama administration changes it's stance on gay marriage!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

What a lack of judgement by the leader of what was once the free world...

:mad2:

wait...because he's encouraging more rights for people, it's LESS of a free world? dude, i'm glad you enjoy your religion. but remember, the founding fathers did not write it, "all men of a particular Christian faith of our choosing are created equal..."

[ace diamond]

What's the proper gifting etiquette for a blow up bride?

i don't have a fucking clue.
you should go ask garfail.
i bet he knows all to well!
:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

wait...because he's encouraging more rights for people, it's LESS of a free world? dude, i'm glad you enjoy your religion. but remember, the founding fathers did not write it, "all men of a particular Christian faith of our choosing are created equal..."

You misunderstood me...

The President should be focused on the current world events. Maybe pressing to open some oil reserves or trying to promote some sense of security here and even abroad...

But Obama is a spokesmen for the globalists, and these crisis situations were seeing in Africa and the middle East are going to be here and Europe soon enough. Then what will Obama the savior do, have a fag and lesbian rally at the Whitehouse ??

What happens when the dollar is no longer the worlds trade currency and China and Russia gain control of the worlds oil supply. Will the fags with their Obamacare save the US ??

BTW, did the Obama administration mention anything about hezbollah using tunnels on the Mexican border to infiltrate the US ??

No, we heard about Obama changing his stance on queer marriage!

We're all in for the ride of our lives and it's going to SUCK because our so called leaders are selling us down the river and we are paying for it out of our and our children's pockets...


:mad2:

[kwame k]

We're all in for the ride of our lives and it's going to SUCK because our so called leaders are selling us down the river and we are paying for it out of our and our children's pockets...


:mad2:

Welcome to the show, E........the rest of us got here around the 2nd year of Dubya's first term.

Cliff Notes are available in the lobby:umm:

[FORD]

BTW, did the Obama administration mention anything about hezbollah using tunnels on the Mexican border to infiltrate the US ??



What fucking padded cell refugee sold you THAT load of shit? Weiner Savage? BecKKK? :confused13:

[ELVIS]

It started way before Dubya...BUT DUBYA IS DONE...PUT A FORK IN IT!!!

[ELVIS]

What fucking padded cell refugee sold you THAT load of shit? Weiner Savage? BecKKK? :confused13:

Ckick on your lovers dick (http://www.google.com/search?q=HEZBOLLAH&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1#sclient=psy&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&q=hezbollah+in+mexico&aq=1&aqi=g4g-o1&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.1,or.&fp=42ea6e12edc6080) and pick an article...

[FORD]

You're sure obsessed with dicks, asses, and generally all homosexually oriented things tonight, aren't you? :anal:

[sadaist]

Look at it this way..... how many segments of the economy could get at least a temporary boost from a bunch of weddings (gay or otherwise)?

Wedding planners, florists, jewelry stores, tuxedo and dress shops, caterers, etc.

Seems like a sensible move to me.


Which is the EXACT argument for a wealthy person when buying a new mansion, cars, yachts, etc....

Yet you are against that.

[FORD]

No, I just believe they only need ONE mansion, ONE yacht, and maybe ONE car for each adult in the family. And they should be able to afford that AND pay their fair share of taxes.

[ELVIS]

What's a fair share ??

[ELVIS]

You're sure obsessed with dicks, asses, and generally all homosexually oriented things tonight, aren't you? :anal:

Just reporting on what Obama deems important and trying to keep the fags around here entertained...

[FORD]

If it was up to me, I'd roll tax rates back to where Republican President Eisenhower had them.

But that would probably be considered "extreme" so I'd say the proposal made by Robert Reich last week (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?61639-Why-Obama-s-Budget-Sell-Out-to-Republicans-Threatens-Our-Economy) is more than fair.

[Seshmeister]

Ckick on your lovers dick (http://www.google.com/search?q=HEZBOLLAH&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1#sclient=psy&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&q=hezbollah+in+mexico&aq=1&aqi=g4g-o1&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.1,or.&fp=42ea6e12edc6080) and pick an article...

I just looked at 3 and they were baseless paranoid bullshit.

You need to stop listening to those wacko right wing DJs.

Hezbollah has enough to worry about fighting facist apartheid in Palestine to suddenly appear in Mexico.

Seems like the nutsacks at Fox need a new boogey man to boost ratings.

[FORD]

Just reporting on what Obama deems important and trying to keep the fags around here entertained...

That's not going to entertain fags. You need some showtunes or something.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MI5rtgor68

[Seshmeister]

No, I just believe they only need ONE mansion, ONE yacht, and maybe ONE car for each adult in the family. And they should be able to afford that AND pay their fair share of taxes.

I think the insane fucking figure is that the wealth of the richest 400 Americans is now more than that shared among the bottom 100 MILLION.

[Seshmeister]

My mistake the top 400 have more wealth than the bottom 155 MILLION. That's about half isn't it? I bet quite a few posters here are sharing those crumbs.

[Seshmeister]

Forget North Africa if this greed continues maybe we'll all get a revolution.

[VAiN]

My mistake the top 400 have more wealth than the bottom 155 MILLION. That's about half isn't it? I bet quite a few posters here are sharing those crumbs.

Ouch.. If that's accurate it's insane, but isn't that what capitalism is all about? 'fuck you, I get mine'? I'm not saying it's right by any means... Just askin..

[sadaist]

Got gas tonight at $3.589 for the cheap stuff. 87 octane I think. Not even from a big chain station but the cheap 7-11 gas. The premium was $3.899. If gas goes & stays over $4 a gallon for any length of time, Obama will have a very tough time being re-elected (assuming Repubs nominate someone with even half a brain). The public in general don't care about long term plans or changing tax laws to close loopholes or add deductions. They care about shit they are actually paying for every single day. Gas is something almost every American buys every week. More so than groceries, insurance, medications, anything. If gas gets too high the blame will fall on the President. Even if dude has zero to do with it and keeps it from hitting $6 a gallon. People will see the $4 per gallon and be livid. Especially since we are SUV & truck addicts that take 25 gallons minimum to fill. $100 fill-ups will piss anyone off.


I remember in the 80's when my first friend started to drive we would all pitch in for gas to get to the beach on Saturday. $0.86 per gallon. Good times. But also the days when we could all ride in the bed of the pickup down the freeway. You get 8 friends to all pitch in $1 and damn near fill your tank up.

[fifth element]

What's the proper gifting etiquette for a blow up bride?

Well, according to my Emily Post handbook.....(does such a thing exist?)

1st anniversary -- tape
2nd -- patches
5th -- air tank

for the wedding itself, bandaids??

perhaps some festively colored tapes.....:biggrin:

[sadaist]

Well, according to my Emily Post handbook.....(does such a thing exist?)




I can confirm. Somehow I have a copy of that book. I actually used it when I got my first place & held my first Thanksgiving dinner for the whole family to make sure I did the silverware right.

[Nitro Express]

Obama is moving more right because that is where the swing vote is. More and more Democrats are calling themselves independents now.

Obama is just a black Mitt Romney. He will say anything to get elected. Mitt in Massachusetts talks pro gay rights and socialized health care and in Utah he is as Mormon as they come which is anti-gay and socialism is of the devil.

[Nitro Express]

All our oil comes from Wyoming, but yet we have to pay the OPEC price. That's bullshit. They are drilling more wells and Halliburton is on the radio hiring. Good thing I live by Dick Cheney because he won't frack his own water supply.

[BigBadBrian]

No, I just believe they only need ONE mansion, ONE yacht, and maybe ONE car ......blah blah blah

Liberals are good at telling us what we all NEED. :gulp:

[binnie]

What's the proper gifting etiquette for a blow up bride?

Wet wipes.

[ELVIS]

Hardy har har...

[Seshmeister]

Ouch.. If that's accurate it's insane, but isn't that what capitalism is all about? 'fuck you, I get mine'? I'm not saying it's right by any means... Just askin..

There is a happier medium, it's got far more extreme in the last 20 years or so.

Plus the insanely annoying thing is a lot of these people are making their money by legalised banking fraud and it's the taxpayer that pays for it. It's like having hundreds of Mubaraks.

[ELVIS]

All our oil comes from Wyoming, but yet we have to pay the OPEC price. That's bullshit. They are drilling more wells and Halliburton is on the radio hiring. Good thing I live by Dick Cheney because he won't frack his own water supply.

Gas will be $8/gal. this summer along with out of control food prices...

Those two things combined will start riots in our cities...

Even the tree hugging pseudo-environmentalist homo-libs will be demanding we drill here there and everywhere...

And oil companies are gearing up to drill like Nitro said, but prices wont come down because real inflation will be kicking in because of the trillions of worthless paper dollars being printed...

BTW, government jobs and pensions ??

Wisconsin is just a glimpse of what's coming...

And it won't matter if a D or an R is in office, or if queers can marry...

Better plant a garden and get a bike, FORD... I have both...


Have a nice day...


:biggrin:

[chefcraig]

What's the proper gifting etiquette for a blow up bride?

http://i54.tinypic.com/2vb0chd.jpg

[ELVIS]

Plus the insanely annoying thing is a lot of these people are making their money by legalised banking fraud and it's the taxpayer that pays for it.

That's the truest thing you've said in quite some time...

What time is it there ??

[ELVIS]

Here's a headline:

Crude breaches $119 in frantic trading (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/3f985d7c-3d89-11e0-ae2a-00144feabdc0.html#axzz1Et0tuuwK)


:elvis:

[kwame k]

Gas will be $8/gal. this summer along with out of control food prices...

Those two things combined will start riots in our cities...

While I think you're drama queen'ing the $8/gal......I do agree that gas will be higher, in the $4/gal range....which is a self fulfilling prophecy because the oil companies said it was going to go up months ago and of course food prices will be higher because 90% of all consumer goods are trucked in to the point of purchase. Higher gas=higher consumer goods.



Even the tree hugging pseudo-environmentalist homo-libs will be demanding we drill here there and everywhere...

And oil companies are gearing up to drill like Nitro said, but prices wont come down because real inflation will be kicking in because of the trillions of worthless paper dollars being printed...

At some point we're going to have to pay for the reckless/out of control spending that's been going on for decades. By all accounts the residential home market is going to take another hit this year....values going down by 5 to 10%, that'll add to the downturn and commercial real estate is going to devalue by anywhere from 10 to 20% depending on which forecast you read. So between oil/gas, the real estate market and higher consumer goods....you'll see consumer confidence/spending plummet and since we are a consumer based economy....this year is going to be a bad one.


BTW, government jobs and pensions ??

Wisconsin is just a glimpse of what's coming...

I agree and 16 other States are looking to do exactly what Wisconsin is trying to do.......



And it won't matter if a D or an R is in office, or if queers can marry...

For some of us it has never mattered......you can't legislate morality and as you're well aware of......the last guy who tried to save the world, they crucified:)
It's such a stupid issue.....I can't believe people are wasting their time on it.....it's simple....if you believe being gay will damn you to hell....don't be gay. If you believe abortion is a sin....don't do it. What other people do.....if you believe in a judgement day, these people will get what's coming to them. So you'll have the last laugh.



Better plant a garden and get a bike, FORD... I have both...


Have a nice day...


:biggrin:

Everyone should plant a garden or at the very least support small local farmers. The food tastes better and it's better for you.....if it's truly organic.

[binnie]

Dupe post

[binnie]

You guys would have a heart attack if you had to run cars in the UK.

[chefcraig]

...For some of us it has never mattered......you can't legislate morality and as you're well aware of......the last guy who tried to save the world, they crucified...
It's such a stupid issue.....I can't believe people are wasting their time on it.....it's simple....if you believe being gay will damn you to hell....don't be gay. If you believe abortion is a sin....don't do it. What other people do.....if you believe in a judgement day, these people will get what's coming to them. So you'll have the last laugh.


By and large, I stopped giving a shit about things beyond my self-centered idea of "control" years ago. For instance, the neighbors four doors down have a dog that barks if the wind blows, 24/7. I got fed up with the racket and called the so-called authorities. They came out, and about 12 minutes later, the dog was back to yapping as if bugs were attacking his gonads. Faced with this, just how far was I going to allow my perturbed feelings to go - should I head up to the supermarket, purchase some ground beef and roach tablets, form a patty of the two, and heave it over my neighbor's fence?

It occurred to me that this is the sort of thinking (or the lack of) that is the key to why this planet is in such a sorry state in the first place. The neighbor's dog isn't the problem, it's my own way of dealing with and accepting it that is. I'm not saying you have to be a fucking marshmellow in life, and accept everything it tosses in your face with good cheer. But you do need to learn where and when to mount your battles, and where and when to sign off in defeat in order to fight another day.

[ELVIS]

While I think you're drama queen'ing the $8/gal......I do agree that gas will be higher, in the $4/gal range....

You wanna bet ??

How bout a good pair of drum sticks ??

I say it will be over $4 next month and in the $7-8 range this summer...

[BigBadBrian]

you can't legislate morality

Does that include murder and rape?

[ELVIS]

You guys would have a heart attack if you had to run cars in the UK.

Your prices are set to double as well...

[chefcraig]

Your prices are set to double as well...

At least this won't affect the high quality of dentistry there.

[kwame k]

Hey Craig,

Here's a, "Take it with a grain of salt", moment.......[caveat] I have never tried this so I don't know if this will work but........

Someone told me they used a dog whistle to train an offensive dog to not bark......they would use the whistle every time the dog barked and only stop when the dog stopped barking.

Might work but it just might train the dog to bark.....so I'm not sure but since the whistle is above our hearing frequency and sometimes doing anything that can be perceived as being pro-active makes you feel better about the situation.....might be worth a try.

Hell, it might just give you comical relief at the absurdity of actually doing it......

[chefcraig]

Does that include murder and rape?

It includes murder or rape, because of the obvious notion that you can not simply create laws in order to inhibit/prohibit despicable human behavior. Come on, man.

[kwame k]

Does that include murder and rape?

Since even under the penalty of death people still murder........rape is illegal but people still do it. So it does prove my point that even if you make it illegal...people will do it but to even suggest I am for making murder and rape legal, grasping at straws there, Forrest. Then again, we make wars legal, so isn't that sanctioned murder?

Even for your limited intelligence, Forrest........can you really equate gay marriage to murder or rape? Seriously?

As for abortion.....people are going to do whatever they want regardless of what laws we pass....drugs, alcohol, prostitution, and so on have all been illegal at some point and time.......has a law stopped it? So who am I to tell you what to do or not to do. Every action has a consequence.

For an idiot who's always spouting off about getting government out of our lives.....you sure don't mind the intrusion as long as it's in the scope of your narrow views.

[chefcraig]

Someone told me they used a dog whistle to train an offensive dog to not bark......they would use the whistle every time the dog barked and only stop when the dog stopped barking... Hell, it might just give you comical relief at the absurdity of actually doing it......

Yeah, and guess who will wind up getting arrested? More than likely it'll be good old craig, walking down the street in his underwear at 2 AM, blowing on a whistle that doesn't tweet. Thanks for the advice bro, but given my own personal experience over the years, you don't exactly need to be Columbo to piece together just how this situation would work out.

[kwame k]

You wanna bet ??

How bout a good pair of drum sticks ??

I say it will be over $4 next month and in the $7-8 range this summer...

They did say gas was going to be more expensive this year and by God they're doing it but $7-8/gal.......I know we'll pay almost anything to feed our addiction but I don't even think the oil companies have the balls to do that.

Can't say I disagree with you but........

[VanHalener]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes3/spsexdoll1.jpg

Never had a threesome.
I'll take two, please.

OWWWWWW!

[Nitro Express]

Never had a threesome.
I'll take two, please.

OWWWWWW!

Then you need to get a Bristol Palin doll as well for some mommy/daughter action.

[Seshmeister]

Your prices are set to double as well...


No they aren't.

If the price of gas doubles it only puts up the price 15% at our pumps because we pay 85% tax or something along those lines can't be bothered working it out exactly.

[Nitro Express]

They did say gas was going to be more expensive this year and by God they're doing it but $7-8/gal.......I know we'll pay almost anything to feed our addiction but I don't even think the oil companies have the balls to do that.

Can't say I disagree with you but........

Gas is cheaper in the US than a lot of other countries for two main reasons. 1) OPEC sells it's oil in US dollars which means we don't have to exchange our currency into dollars before buying our oil. 2) Other countries tax the shit out of their gasoline; especially, in places like Europe where they have public transportation alternatives.

[Seshmeister]

Very true.

Plus the US is very big geographically. The longest journey I can make is less than 600 miles before I end up in the sea.

[kwame k]

Yeah, and guess who will wind up getting arrested? More than likely it'll be good old craig, walking down the street in his underwear at 2 AM, blowing on a whistle that doesn't tweet. Thanks for the advice bro, but given my own personal experience over the years, you don't exactly need to be Columbo to piece together just how this situation would work out.

I was thinking more along the lines of doing it in your house!!!!!!

I hear ya......my Karma is like that! I watch people who seem to prosper by disregarding all laws and social graces and I'm the guy who got a ticket for doing 1 mile over the speed limit :pullinghair:

[Nitro Express]

I own part of a company that makes alternative fuels. I think biodiesel is going to be the fuel of agriculture in the near future. In fact one wheat farmer in Washington state is making his own biodiesel to run all his farm machinery. The crop that he extracts the diesel from is excellent to use to plant in plots where the soil is shot from growing wheat, so you can make diesel off of your crop rotation.

I expect oil company paid off politicians to throw a shoe in the works of this. The EPA will find an excuse to shut local biodiesel down by requiring huge fees to have a license to do so. Big oil is becoming obsolete in many ways but they have enough money to buy off politicians who make laws and regulations to keep that 100 year old buggy whip product going. You can even make biodiesel off of coal plant emissions in clean coal plants. It's very cutting edge technology but of course big oil and their environmental scams want to scare people from building and using. So they will build some horribly inefficient and expensive wind mills for show and keep polluting the environment with oil spills. BP, Shell and Exon/Mobil finance all this global warming panic and notice the proposed legislation just keeps us on their old products but makes it more expensive. Notice they have a real hate for coal but oil is still wonderful.

[Nitro Express]

Gas will be $8/gal. this summer along with out of control food prices...

Those two things combined will start riots in our cities...

Even the tree hugging pseudo-environmentalist homo-libs will be demanding we drill here there and everywhere...

And oil companies are gearing up to drill like Nitro said, but prices wont come down because real inflation will be kicking in because of the trillions of worthless paper dollars being printed...

BTW, government jobs and pensions ??

Wisconsin is just a glimpse of what's coming...

And it won't matter if a D or an R is in office, or if queers can marry...

Better plant a garden and get a bike, FORD... I have both...


Have a nice day...


:biggrin:

What's causing the food prices to shoot up is floods, cold, and drought. Lot's of crop failures this year. Actually we are awash in oil. Those high prices are set by OPEC and not a free world market. Like I said, all our oil come from our home state. It's refined into gasoline in Sinclair, Wyoming and then is trucked up here. But we have to pay the OPEC oil price because an oil company that didn't charge that price would be ran out of business in a hurry. So it's obvious the western oil companies are involved in OPEC as well.

The world is not paying a free market price for oil at all. It's paying a rigged price.

[Nitro Express]

One thing I think most people aren't aware of is all major local stations sell the same gasoline. It's whatever comes out of the pipeline head or refinery. The only gas stations that differ are Maverik stores. Don't buy their gas because they buy refinery tank bottoms and sell it cheaper. They filter it but it's the lowest grade of gas you can get and has a lot of water suspended in the ethanol in it.

All gas is the same and how they get the different octane ratings is chemical additives at the pump. So 85 octane is the same as 90, but the ignition rate is higher on the 90 due to chemical additives.

You only need high octane for high altitude and high compression engines so in most cases you can run on 85 octane just fine and save some money. I only have a problem with 85 octane above 8000 feet above sea level where the engine will start to knock on hills.

[ELVIS]

http://www.drudgereport.com/ok.jpg

[ELVIS]

White House to celebrate Motown with tribute concert (http://detnews.com/article/20110216/ENT04/102160391/1022/rss10)

Susan Whitall / Detroit News Music Writer

The White House will celebrate Black History Month with a Feb. 24 concert celebrating Detroit's best-known musical import. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama will host "The Motown Sound: In Performance at the White House," a tribute to therecord companyBerry Gordy Jr. founded here at the dawn of the 1960s.
The concert will be filmed for broadcast at 8 p.m. March 1 on PBS stations.



Uncle Otoma is on the job tonite!


:biggrin:

[jhale667]

But if he showed up at a NASCAR event celebrating cousin-dating, you'd be all over that, wouldn't ya - Cletus...

[ELVIS]

Yeah, I'd be asking what a ni**er was doing at a Nascar event...

[Seshmeister]

Boom!

There goes your weak claim that you only used the word in the 'Chris Rock' sense.

[ELVIS]

I could see Chris Rock saying that...

But I said NIASTERISKASTERISKER...:biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin:

[fifth element]

Then you need to get a Bristol Palin doll as well for some mommy/daughter action.

yikes....palin and palin...

the very idea....:(

[Nitro Express]

Liberals are good at telling us what we all NEED. :gulp:

Yup. I had enough liberal professors in college to know I didn't want to be part of that ilk. They seem to think the people need to be managed by a bunch of intellectuals and elitists types. If you look at liberalism for what it really is, it's exactly what they claim they are fighting against. In reality, both parties believe in rule by elites but the sales pitch is different. Republican or Democrat, it's the same end result. More spending and less individual responsibility.

[Nitro Express]

yikes....palin and palin...

the very idea....:(

If they are both squirters, it would be as wet and tangy as an Alaskan fishing boat.

[Seshmeister]

I always hang out with two of them because it's better for conversation. If there winds up being any I don't need to be involved...

[ELVIS]

You want a glazed donut ??

[ELVIS]

Here's a good one...

Libya's Gaddafi blames bin Laden for turmoil

Feb 24, 2011

TRIPOLI (Reuters) - Libya's Muammar Gaddafi on Thursday blamed al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden for manipulating Libyans who have risen up against the veteran leader and taken control of large parts of the oil-producing country.

"Bin Laden ... this is the enemy who is manipulating people," Gaddafi said, speaking by telephone to Libyan television. "Do not be swayed by bin Laden."

Referring to violent clashes taking place in the town of Zawiyah, about 50 km (30 miles) from the capital Tripoli, Gaddafi said, "What is happening in Zawiyah is a farce. ... Sane men don't enter such a farce."

He called on citizens to "leave the country calm."


:biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You want a glazed donut ??

:hitch:

[FORD]

Here's a good one...

Libya's Gaddafi blames bin Laden for turmoil

Feb 24, 2011

TRIPOLI (Reuters) - Libya's Muammar Gaddafi on Thursday blamed al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden for manipulating Libyans who have risen up against the veteran leader and taken control of large parts of the oil-producing country.

"Bin Laden ... this is the enemy who is manipulating people," Gaddafi said, speaking by telephone to Libyan television. "Do not be swayed by bin Laden."

Referring to violent clashes taking place in the town of Zawiyah, about 50 km (30 miles) from the capital Tripoli, Gaddafi said, "What is happening in Zawiyah is a farce. ... Sane men don't enter such a farce."

He called on citizens to "leave the country calm."


:biggrin:

So when did Libya get a phone connection to Hell?

Because that's the only way anyone is getting any "encouragment" from Osama Bin Laden.

[jhale667]

Yeah, I'd be asking what a ni**er was doing at a Nascar event...

You really ARE an asshole. :dafinger:


Boom!

There goes your weak claim that you only used the word in the 'Chris Rock' sense.

Like anybody believed that shit in the first place. He's a racist fucktard bitch. Oh, and lest we not forget - a bad Yngwie clone-wannabe, too. :hee:

[Nitro Express]

Gaddafi sounds a lot like the Bush Administration.:biggrin:

[Kristy]

Just reporting on what Obama deems important and trying to keep the fags around here entertained...

I am not saying that metal fans aren’t “normal”. Of course they are. Everyone knows that. Now according to market research carried out on behalf of sexologists, about 35% of the male population have had a same-sex experience “to the point of orgasm”. But if you add in non-orgasmic encounters then that figure reaches 54%. And if you then add in homosexual encounters that most people don’t realise ARE homosexual encounters - but are gay when you actually think about it, like stripping half-naked and writhing about with other sweat-soaked young men at a Judas Priest concert, for instance - then that figure reaches a staggering 98%!

http://www.braingell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Rob-Halford.jpg

Which means, of course, that not only is metal gay, but that the words “gay" and “metal” are, for all practical purposes, entirely interchangeable. And that being gay/metal is, in fact, normal. Which obviously means that if you’re not a homosexual heavy metal fan then you’re some kind of sick-in-the-head fucking pervert aka an “alternative music" fan.

[Seshmeister]

Whatever gets you off but that figure reminds me of the Kinsey stat that over 50% of American males in the 1950s had fucked an animal.

I don't believe it's that high for a minute, no way.

It might be higher than a lot of people would like to admit though...

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IarUDvF0ZPk

[Unchainme]

openly gay kids at my school were into really lame emo bands or System of a Down a really, truly shit nu-metal band

no joke.

[ELVIS]

What's the percentage of the male population that has had sex with a katie to the "point of orgasm" ??

[jhale667]

...And if you then add in homosexual encounters that most people don’t realise ARE homosexual encounters - but are gay when you actually think about it, like stripping half-naked and writhing about with other sweat-soaked young men at a Judas Priest concert, for instance - then that figure reaches a staggering 98%!



Uh.... I don't know what went on at the Judas Priest shows you've been to, but I've seen them twice over the years and I assure you there was no sweaty half-naked writhing with dudes, thank you! :biggrin:

[FORD]

What's the percentage of the male population that has had sex with a katie to the "point of orgasm" ??

I was seeing a chick for a while who had a twin sister named Katie. Unfortunately the sister was a Vagitarian, so I didn't get to do both of them. :(

[Nitro Express]

openly gay kids at my school were into really lame emo bands or System of a Down a really, truly shit nu-metal band

no joke.

We had a gay dude at our high school and he was on the cheerleading team. He had his hands up cute girl cheerleaders skirts with a cheek in each hand holding them up while the football team slapped each other on the ass. Go figure. It's a strange world.

[Kristy]

Uh.... I don't know what went on at the Judas Priest shows you've been to, but I've seen them twice over the years and I assure you there was no sweaty half-naked writhing with dudes, thank you! :biggrin:

Yet you find nothing about Judas Priest that may be a little bit gay? Nothing...nothing at all?

[fifth element]

Yet you find nothing about Judas Priest that may be a little bit gay? Nothing...nothing at all?



find it odd, myself, that there are people using the terminology "a little bit gay"

just saying......

[Nitro Express]

Rush shows are pretty gay because you have that naked dude in the band logo and there is hardly any women in the audience. If you wanted to get laid, you went to Duran Duran. You could smell all the wet pussies in the audience there.

[Seshmeister]

Fortunately there were other ways to get laid without having to go to a Duran Duran gig.

[Seshmeister]

find it odd, myself, that there are people using the terminology "a little bit gay"

just saying......

Really? It's not like 'a little bit pregnant' at all. Sexual preference is very much a sliding scale which is maybe why you get so many guys hypocritically lashing out because of the guilt they feel about being conflicted.

How many times is it that the extreme anti gay preacher turns out to love cock?

[FORD]

How many times is it that the extreme anti gay preacher turns out to love cock?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCEAu9bPwAU

[Unchainme]

In regards to priest being gay

who gives a shit? I enjoy the music because I enjoy the music. Same with Queen, and David Bowie (allegedly), Pete Townsend (allegedly).

Don't really think it's all that "Gay" to enjoy good music. If you're secure in your masculinity, you really don't have all that much to worry about.

[Seshmeister]

But you still have a little to worry about??? :)

[binnie]

Very true.

Plus the US is very big geographically. The longest journey I can make is less than 600 miles before I end up in the sea.

Indeed. I still don't see why we should be paying £1.30 per litre though.

[Nitro Express]

Fortunately there were other ways to get laid without having to go to a Duran Duran gig.

People said I looked like John Taylor in my younger years. So many girls were horny for him and when they said I looked like him, hey baby, bring your horny little self over here and live out your naughty fantasies. Duran Duran for me was not a bad thing.:biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Really? It's not like 'a little bit pregnant' at all. Sexual preference is very much a sliding scale which is maybe why you get so many guys hypocritically lashing out because of the guilt they feel about being conflicted.

How many times is it that the extreme anti gay preacher turns out to love cock?

My nephew came out of the closet a year ago. A friend of ours had her husband leave her for another man. What I've heard from several gay people is they can't help it. I know of one gay person who would love not to be gay. It's got to be hell. No wonder so many of them commit suicide.

Maybe some of these conservative hypocrites hate being gay so much they become gay bashers to rebel against their own gayness. They hate themselves but then of course some kill themselves. I'm glad I just like the ladies because I wouldn't wish that gay thing and all the AIDS risk on my worst enemy.

[binnie]

You can gets AIDS from heterosexual relations too, dude.

Being promiscuous - whether you're gay or straight - is a risky business, especially if someone's not using protection.

It must be awful being gay and feeling pressured not to be. I really don't understand the stigma that continues to exist around the issue: if you love someone, anyone, who has the right to tell you its wrong? Not like you're hurting anybody.

(I'm guessing I'm gonna get called a 'fag' for the last part of this post :D)

[Blaze]

Here's a good one...

Libya's Gaddafi blames bin Laden for turmoil

Feb 24, 2011

TRIPOLI (Reuters) - Libya's Muammar Gaddafi on Thursday blamed al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden for manipulating Libyans who have risen up against the veteran leader and taken control of large parts of the oil-producing country.

"Bin Laden ... this is the enemy who is manipulating people," Gaddafi said, speaking by telephone to Libyan television. "Do not be swayed by bin Laden."

Referring to violent clashes taking place in the town of Zawiyah, about 50 km (30 miles) from the capital Tripoli, Gaddafi said, "What is happening in Zawiyah is a farce. ... Sane men don't enter such a farce."

He called on citizens to "leave the country calm."


:biggrin:

:biggrin:

He truly is grasping at straws!
The imaginary boogie man, goodness!

What's next written messages delivery from a rock and a flaming bush?

He might as well be saying the Jinn are committing a sin! ;)

[Grant]

Maybe some of these conservative hypocrites hate being gay so much they become gay bashers to rebel against their own gayness.

Wasn't J. Edgar a bit like that?

[chefcraig]

Really? It's not like 'a little bit pregnant' at all. Sexual preference is very much a sliding scale which is maybe why you get so many guys hypocritically lashing out because of the guilt they feel about being conflicted.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related

[Kristy]

Wait a minnie here...Townshend is gay? Where is the info on that?

[kwame k]

Pete did get busted with child porn on his computer but said he was researching "information" for a book on sexual child abuse!

[Unchainme]

Wait a minnie here...Townshend is gay? Where is the info on that?

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-4025730.html

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Pete did get busted with child porn on his computer but said he was researching "information" for a book on sexual child abuse!

NEVER HAPPENED !!!!!!!




















oh, townshend, never mind:biggrin:

[Kristy]

I dunno...Townshend seems to be a media whore, if anything. How many times did The Who breakup and quit touring for good since 1982? How many times did Townshend self-gloat over his "dead friends" from Hendrix to Joplin and completely exploit Keith Moon? How many times did he quit playing music for good in order to concentrate on his new job as an editor of poetry and interpreter of T.S. Eliot? How many times did he rail against the volume level of concerts (due to his own hearing loss/tinnitus) only to have the re-formed Who play loud as ever? How many terrible and highly unlistenable "rock operas" did he write since 'Quadrophenia' (Iron Man)? How many times he did go on line looking at kiddie porn claiming it was only for "research"? Now he's been married for 45 years claiming to be bi/homosexual? If there is a journalist with a mic in Townshend's face the guy never runs out of things to say. Wait, all he needs is the internet. Great, Townshend is another boring blogger.

[Seshmeister]

How many times is it that the extreme anti gay preacher turns out to love cock?

Boom!

For the millionth time. Could this be ELVIS's cult leader???

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html#cmpid=v2mode_b e_smoref_face

Southern Decadence protest leader booked with masturbating at Metairie park


The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.

The first woman told deputies she was taking her children to the playground and parked next to the van at about noon. As she was walking around her own vehicle, she noticed the van windows were down and the occupant was "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down...," the report said. The woman noted that he was masturbating and quickly ushered her children out of her car.

She told a second woman, who walked to the van and also spotted the man masturbating, the report said. The second witness told deputies that the driver saw her and tried to conceal the zipper area of his pants with his hand.

The two women flagged down a park employee who notified the Sheriff's Office. The employee detained the man, later identified as Storms, until deputies arrived.
Storms told deputies he was having lunch at the park when he decided to urinate using a bottle instead of the restroom, the report said.
Deputies booked him with obscenity. Bond was set at $5,000, but he was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on Sunday because of jail crowding.
Storms could not be reached for comment on Monday.

A self-styled "Christian patriot," Storms led a small West Bank congregation called The Reformer Church and for 10 years hosted "The Reformer Radio Show" on WSHO. Storms has railed against the Roman Catholic church, calling it "satanic" and "demonic."

He is especially known for arming followers with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs to protest Southern Decadence, the three-day gay festival held in the French Quarter during Labor Day weekend. Storms grabbed national attention in 2003 with his failed attempts to shut down what Southern Decadence organizer Chuck Robinson called a peaceful festival that celebrates gay and alternative lifestyles.
"He's done everything through the years to disturb that and try to make it into something nasty that it's not," Robinson said. "If the Rev. Storms is caught doing that in our city, it is ludicrous and heinous that he would have the nerve to complain about any kind of sexuality."

[FORD]

Right wing, homophobic, and anti-Catholic..... sounds like ELVIS' church all right? :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

I guess he couldn't afford a whore. When you are in the French Quarter of New Orleans only a broke mother fucker masturbates.

[SunisinuS]

I am whipping my bullhorn out just thinking about it...

[chefcraig]

I guess he couldn't afford a whore. When you are in the French Quarter of New Orleans only a broke mother fucker masturbates.

Reading comprehension is the key to understanding things. Study the article a second time (or perhaps, a third or fourth in your case), and you'll discover that this had nothing to do with requiring the use of a prostitute:


Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground..."looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down..."

[ELVIS]

Never heard of this pedo...

[ELVIS]

Breaking news!!

Obama stops playing golf to speak to the nation...shortly...

I wonder if he's heard of the trouble in Japan and Libya...