the OFFICIAL "thing's kristy likes" thread

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ok, help list the thing's we know kristy likes. don't do a bunch at once, just list one at a time, per person.

go....:baaa:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

1. high end quality footwear.

[lesfunk]

Black leather and rubber

[binnie]

Elvis

[hambon4lif]

cape-sporting retards

[binnie]

Joking aside, Kristy seems to really love jazz and blues.

[FORD]

Pink Floyd & Led Zeppelin :biggrin:

[kwame k]

Damn it, FORD beat me to it!

[kwame k]

Joking aside, Kristy seems to really love jazz and blues.

Now only if she likes long walks on a short pier, puppy dogs and summer rain:)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

magicians

[CROWBAR]

Jambalaya, talking walks on oily covered beaches, and listening to the King

and Pete's blue balls

:biggrin:

[sadaist]

When we all STFU

[Nitro Express]

Kristy likes Fender Stratocasters.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

for those playin' at home, and more importantly, kristy, i didn't start this to stir shit, she just posts so angry most of the time, i hoped to brighten her outlook some.

[binnie]

I don't know if its anger so much as Kristy just have strong opinions on some topics.

That's always refreshing in my mind.......

[Kristy]

1. high end quality footwear.

Oooh, good call.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3909/60617014.jpg

L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I don't know if its anger so much as Kristy just have strong opinions on some topics.

That's always refreshing in my mind.......

quite often with heavy hateful undertones, it seems. again, kristy is cool as a cucumber and gets some good bashin' in when need be. and this is just a message board, i'm sure she is shiny and happy in life.

[Kristy]

Kristy likes Fender Stratocasters.

I used to set up Fender Strats (among numerous other guitars) in a music store: re-stringing, bridge and neck adjust, intonation, saddle adjust & replacement, pickup & pot replacement (including soldering), tremolo adjustment...Went to school for it, too and Fender paid for it as part of their 'Silver & Bronze' program. Gold was a bit more complex involving amp repair and major guitar surgery like refret and rebinding which was way, way out of my expertise. Let's see: also re-strung violins, violas, mandolins, 12-strings, basses, even one shitty "autoharp" which took days to tune. Thing is, I probably couldn't do a simple re-string if I tried. It's been a few years.

[Kristy]

Black leather and rubber

Um...pleading the fifth on that one. It was just for stage costume for a magic show. Had to "tone down" that look quite a lot actually when the guy I did assistant work for stopped doing parties for adults and started doing children's shows. The rubber/latex is all boxed up these days after I moved. Which is good - that's where that crap belongs.

[Anonymous]

What's this thread for? To compile a quick checklist on how to... ahem... seduce Kristy? How rude.

Anyways, apparently magicians.

Which reminds me... pull my finger. I mean, pick a card. Any fing... card.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I don't know if its anger so much as Kristy just have strong opinions on some topics.

That's always refreshing in my mind.......

Indeed it is. I'd love to meet a woman like Kristy. Well, with a few extra pounds, anyway. And a couple more in her purse.

Anyways, every woman I met never seems to know what she wants/likes & mostly just follows what's "hot" & "hip" & "fashionable". Hardly one opinion between them. Well, there's my cousin, but she's my cousin.

And for all the larve shown in this thread, I can tell I'm not the only one who likes a woman with personality.

You guys all like women with spunk, eh? Admit it boys... say you like spunk. For Kristy.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ashstralia]

rockabilly dancin'.

[Blaze]

She might not say it, however, Kristy's behavior patterns show; Kristy likes this thread! :baaa:

[Kristy]

I'm a little embarrassed about it.

[Blaze]

As well you should be!
I have a noble cousin, you want to meet him? ;)

[Kristy]

:headlights: You sound like those women that come up to me in the grocery store and say "You're 28 and single? You seem like such a sweet girl. I have a son you would LOOOOOOVVVE to meet. He works for NASA..." She takes out her wallet and insist on showing me about 300 photos of her son telling every detail and life story about him.

Why this happens I have no idea. And I'm like "Um, no thank you. I'm hardly sweet. Really, lady, I'm a bit of a bitch. Ask anyone." Then I get home and my mother calls almost in tears wondering why I haven't beared 9 grandchildren yet.

[lesfunk]

She might not say it, however, Kristy's behavior patterns show; Kristy likes this thread! :baaa:

All girls like a little attention

[ashstralia]

how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?

[lesfunk]

:headlights: You sound like those women that come up to me in the grocery store and say "You're 28 and single? You seem like such a sweet girl. I have a son you would LOOOOOOVVVE to meet. He works for NASA..." She takes out her wallet and insist on showing me about 300 photos of her son telling every detail and life story about him.

Why this happens I have no idea. And I'm like "Um, no thank you. I'm hardly sweet. Really, lady, I'm a bit of a bitch. Ask anyone." Then I get home and my mother calls almost in tears wondering why I haven't beared 9 grandchildren yet.

Thats funny. I remember when the parents of the girls I would take out on dates would like me, their daughters invariably wouldn't (at least not enough wink...wink...)
However, when the girls did like me, their parents invariably would not.

[lesfunk]

how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?
security cameras

[Kristy]

how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?

They're clever. They'll ask me what the date of expiration on a certain item is and then come out and say "So are you single...?" Get hit on a lot by by men who seem to be twice my age at the grocery store, too. I'm like "Dude, isn't your daughter around my age?"

[ashstralia]

They're clever. They'll ask me what the date of expiration on a certain item is and then come out and say "So are you single...?" Get hit on a lot by by men who seem to be twice my age at the grocery store, too. I'm like "Dude, isn't your daughter around my age?"

i get it now. you work at the store? can't blame the old farts for trying. :)

[Kristy]

No, I only shop there.

[ashstralia]

Thats funny. I remember when the parents of the girls I would take out on dates would like me, their daughters invariably wouldn't (at least not enough wink...wink...)
However, when the girls did like me, their parents invariably would not.

parents invariably know if you're messin' with their daughter's pertootie, les.:)

[Kristy]

Indeed it is. I'd love to meet a woman like Kristy. Well, with a few extra pounds, anyway. And a couple more in her purse.

My life story:(


I'd hate to meet somebody like me.

[ashstralia]

No, I only shop there.


i see. my town is smallish, people here do tend to stickybeak too.

[Kristy]

What is stickybeak?

[ashstralia]

What is stickybeak?

it's a local colloquialism which means to insert one's nose into another's private business.

[lesfunk]

a second cousin to the "Glazed doughnut" no doubt

[jhale667]

I used to set up Fender Strats (among numerous other guitars) in a music store: re-stringing, bridge and neck adjust, intonation, saddle adjust & replacement, pickup & pot replacement (including soldering), tremolo adjustment...Went to school for it, too and Fender paid for it as part of their 'Silver & Bronze' program. Gold was a bit more complex involving amp repair and major guitar surgery like refret and rebinding which was way, way out of my expertise. Let's see: also re-strung violins, violas, mandolins, 12-strings, basses, even one shitty "autoharp" which took days to tune.

OMG, I think I ♥ you! :D


Thing is, I probably couldn't do a simple re-string if I tried. It's been a few years.

Oh, drat...and just like that, it's over... :hee: j/k


Do you like....






Circus midgets? :cool:

[ashstralia]

a second cousin to the "Glazed doughnut" no doubt

yeah trust you to try and make it sound dirty you.. you... you....BASSPLAYER :tongue0011:

[ashstralia]

since the thread is called things kristy likes, maybe we should let kristy tell us one or two?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ash likes kitty cats

[PETE'S BROTHER]

since the thread is called things kristy likes, maybe we should let kristy tell us one or two?

that was kinda the point, positive focus...ehh. and why in the fuck did i use an apostrophe twice with "things" in my first post? flippin' tarded.....

[Hardrock69]

Oooh, good call.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3909/60617014.jpg

L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.

MMmmmm.....would love to see Kristy in these....and nothing else.

Hey I'm just sayin'! :hee:

[Kristy]

I have knock-offs similar to those but nowhere close to that quality. L&R boots (incidentally made by Lorenzi) are for women with sugar daddies. At least that's my theory.

[ashstralia]

ash likes kitty cats

it used to say 'likes shiny things'....:)

[Hardrock69]

I have knock-offs similar to those but nowhere close to that quality. L&R boots (incidentally made by Lorenzi) are for women with sugar daddies. At least that's my theory.

Sugar daddies......once knew a chick who began as a bardtender, ended up being a stripper, somehow became the "sugar daughter" of a guy who had a LARGE Ford dealership, who eventually went to the p-farm for income tax evasion, and much later I found out he was in with the Mob.

Anyway, this chick walks into a bar (sounds like a joke, lol), and she had on a fucking full-length 8,000-dollar mink fur coat on.

I said "Christ! Where the fuck did you get that?"

Her reply "Rusty gave it to me".

Man, she musta sucked a lotta dick REALLY hard to get that fucking coat. :hee:

As for knock-offs, a local TV-news reporter just discovered a kiosk in a mall here in Gnashville that was selling fake Coach (and other designer label) handbags and stuff. The mall manager asked him to leave. Bet the fucker went to the owner of the kiosk and demanded some kickbacks after that.

But I digress.

Whatever you like, Kristy, is fine with me. :)

[ashstralia]

just checked the bay... those boots go for 500 to a grand...phew

[Blaze]

And that is on the Bay... with no ambiance. :baaa:

Good boots cost.

When I went pratical shopping for a pair of riding/barn boots 495 was the standard tag that kept popping up for the specs I was looking for.

A good pair of boots can easily run 250. anything under a 100 aren't really worth buying.... if you plan on wearing them. Exception being work boots. Sometimes they can be bought reasonable... but expect to break a 100 bill or buy a new pair every couple of months.

[ashstralia]

yep. like anything, quality's the best value in the long run.

[VanHalener]

I have knock-offs similar to those but nowhere close to that quality. L&R boots (incidentally made by Lorenzi) are for women with sugar daddies. At least that's my theory.

Just ordered you a pair.

OWWWWW!

[lesfunk]

MMmmmm.....would love to see Kristy in these....and nothing else.

Hey I'm just sayin'! :hee:

How rude

[Nitro Express]

Oooh, good call.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3909/60617014.jpg

L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.

Perfect heels to stomp someone's spleen with or nice toes to kick someone in the head with. If you have anger issues and a sense of style, those fit the bill to a T!:biggrin:

[ashstralia]

i like tight leather too.. hehehttp://www.footjoy.com/catalog/mens.asp?c=7

[Hardrock69]

How rude

Not rude. Kristy is a hot chick who likes to wear hot looking leather. At least once in awhile.

[ashstralia]

david lee roth.

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzEmdTCGenI

[Kristy]

Not rude. Kristy is a hot chick who likes to wear hot looking leather. At least once in awhile.

No I don't. All I really have is a leather jacket. If you're talking about the fetish garb, that's been well packed away. Never again will it see the light of day. If my mother ever saw me in the slutty shit she would seriously have a heart attack. She still believes I'm going to be a nun and, somehow, bear her 9 grandchildren. :headlights:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

kwame, hambone, and jagy all have special convents for just such an emergency. all rented from conmee of course.

[Hardrock69]

No I don't. All I really have is a leather jacket. If you're talking about the fetish garb, that's been well packed away. Never again will it see the light of day. If my mother ever saw me in the slutty shit she would seriously have a heart attack. She still believes I'm going to be a nun and, somehow, bear her 9 grandchildren. :headlights:

I stand corrected, Mother Superior. :biggrin:

Never again will posts by me connecting Sister Kristy to fetish gear or hot leather see the light of day......:(

[binnie]

No I don't. All I really have is a leather jacket. If you're talking about the fetish garb, that's been well packed away. Never again will it see the light of day. If my mother ever saw me in the slutty shit she would seriously have a heart attack. She still believes I'm going to be a nun and, somehow, bear her 9 grandchildren. :headlights:

For some people, nun's habits ARE fetish gear. Ask Imapus Sylicker.

[Kristy]

Actually, I like the blasphemy of this:
http://www.demask.com/images/gallery/gallery/Bizarre%201/image03-b.jpg

[Kristy]

I

Never again will posts by me connecting Sister Kristy to fetish gear or hot leather see the light of day......:(

The fetish gear was for a stage act. However, when it comes to leather I'd wear Jitrois if I could only afford it. A girl can dream..:yum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bODcZ2Qxp5c&feature=related

[PETE'S BROTHER]

that is how i have always pictured "mary" from mindcrime...













ima popped one off already, i'm sure.. :hee:

[Kristy]

Of course, this looks like fun. Um, not that I would know anything about it. :pray:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/084/9/f/rope_bondage_in_the_evening_by_captatio-d3cfujr.jpg

[hambon4lif]

AHA!! I knew it!!!

[binnie]

that is how i have always pictured "mary" from mindcrime...
:

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

[binnie]

Of course, this looks like fun. Um, not that I would know anything about it. :pray:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/084/9/f/rope_bondage_in_the_evening_by_captatio-d3cfujr.jpg

Never really understood what girls who like this get out of it. Is it about being helppless? Controlled?

[hideyoursheep]

Dominated?

[binnie]

Dirty?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

she looks clean...

[78/84 guy]

Of course, this looks like fun. Um, not that I would know anything about it. :pray:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/084/9/f/rope_bondage_in_the_evening_by_captatio-d3cfujr.jpg

I think I'm in love. I mean lust. Get a rope !!!

[Hardrock69]

I promised my statements about Kristy would never see the light of day......

But as long as she keeps posting like that, no need for me to say anything anyway! :hee:

[Kristy]

But as long as she keeps posting like that, no need for me to say anything anyway! :hee:

It's a trust factor issue. Being tied up can be fun as long as you are with the right person who knows what they are doing.

[binnie]

From what I hear, marriage is pretty much like being tied up 24/7....

[ELVIS]

http://blog.davidhoyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gasoline-and-matches.gif

[hideyoursheep]

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[PETE'S BROTHER]

cheap wine

[Seshmeister]

Never really understood what girls who like this get out of it. Is it about being helppless? Controlled?


An excuse not to do any housework.

[chefcraig]

It's really tempting to merge this thread with that dumb Zeppelin one and naming it
the "OFFICIAL "thing's kristy likes/dislikes" thread. :lol:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

yeah, can you fix that title anyway "thing's" wtf was i thinkin'?/drinkin'?

[Anonymous]

ima popped one off already, i'm sure.. :hee:

How dare you???

She's a NUN, fer fuck's sake.

I would NEVER even consider popping any less than THREE.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Guitar Shark]

It's really tempting to merge this thread with that dumb Zeppelin one and naming it
the "OFFICIAL "thing's kristy likes/dislikes" thread. :lol:

I considered suggesting that we add "and everything in between" to that title, but I realized that was unnecessary. A woman of extremes, she is.