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PETE'S BROTHER
04-05-2011, 03:40 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_germany_jumping_cow
LAUFEN, Germany – When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn't sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true.
Hours of training, and tons of treats, cajoling and caresses later, the results are impressive: not only do the two regularly go on long rides through the southern German countryside, they do jumps over a makeshift hurdle of beer crates and painted logs.
"She thinks she's a horse," the golden-haired Mayer joked on a recent sunny afternoon as she sat atop the impassive brown-and-white, grass-munching cow.
chefcraig
04-05-2011, 03:53 PM
"She thinks she's a horse," the golden-haired Mayer joked...
No, you fucking hayseed, you think she's a horse. This is the farmland equivalent of putting K Mart spinner rims on a shit-mobile and believing you are driving a Cadillac.
PETE'S BROTHER
04-05-2011, 03:56 PM
:biggrin:
sadaist
04-05-2011, 04:19 PM
I used to ride a cow........
I'm gonna stop right there. Bitch already got half my stuffs.
Anonymous
04-05-2011, 07:37 PM
No, you fucking hayseed, you think she's a horse. This is the farmland equivalent of putting K Mart spinner rims on a shit-mobile and believing you are driving a Cadillac.
Simmer down, Chef. Heh. Telling a Chef to simmer down. Funny.
Huh, where was I? Oh, yeah. It's a fifteen year old girl, fer fuck's sake. Give her a brake. 'Cuz, you know, she's freewheelin' on that cow... damn. What lame jokes.
I think it's funny. How the hell did she train a cow to do jumps & shit? And apparently the cow likes it, or they wouldn't get along as well as we're lead to believe.
At first glance I see nothing wrong with this. No need to be that angry at the girl.
Cheers! :bottle:
chefcraig
04-05-2011, 07:54 PM
The cow gets it's revenge...
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r46/Motorbiker_photos/NewsPics2/cow-riding.jpg
sadaist
04-05-2011, 07:59 PM
At first glance I see nothing wrong with this. No need to be that angry at the girl.
Cheers! :bottle:
She is young & enjoying herself outdoors instead of locked in her room with an X-box or Facebook, and the cow seems to enjoy being pampered. it's all good.
Most teens today probably don't even know what a cow looks like unless it's on their Farmville.
Worst case scenario? Well, that's not all that bad either.......
http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/porterhouse-steak.jpg
Anonymous
04-05-2011, 08:13 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF THE FUCKING GRILL!!!!
Dear gawd, the humanity... how can people eat that? Oh, the cruelty of it all... the senseless waste...
I cunt bear it. Me heart is wounded, lanced by grief, stricken by despair.
Such a beautiful steak... grilled to FUCKING CHARCOAL!!!
It's gotta BLEED on the plate, motherfuckers!!!
Cheers! :bottle:
Blaze
04-05-2011, 08:14 PM
Ahh Chef, I trump your cow on motorcycle photochop with a young German male leading a cow adorned with flowers.
http://humanflowerproject.com/images/uploads/young-german-with-cow.jpg
chefcraig
04-05-2011, 08:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/NelsonAndBronte/Misc/FarSideCowRocket.jpg
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/sjclark1967/FarSideCowsPlotting.gif
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/FarSideCownCar.gif
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x20/jojovanb/Far%20Side%20Pics/Cowdoorbellfarmer.jpg
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i290/choppednotslopped/15cowseatinggrass.jpg
Guitar Shark
04-05-2011, 08:37 PM
I miss the Far Side.
SunisinuS
04-05-2011, 08:41 PM
I miss the Far Side.
Agreed.
SunisinuS
04-05-2011, 08:49 PM
In a nod to Dr. Love and all milkmaids everwhere:
http://tribes.tribe.net/clubfreya/photos/ae285563-56ec-42e8-b03e-ea720d7eef46
Fine:
http://tribes.tribe.net/clubfreya/photos/ae285563-56ec-42e8-b03e-ea720d7eef46
chefcraig
04-05-2011, 08:52 PM
I miss the Far Side.
I hear ya. Gary Larson had such a delightfully warped sense of humor. And then one day he said "Enough!", walked away and never looked back. His strips and the Calvin & Hobbs series are badly missed.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/far-side.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p197/BBSTiiX/The%20Far%20Side/Shark.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p197/BBSTiiX/The%20Far%20Side/Paperbag.jpg
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