View Full Version : Christian Punk - Somebody Please Shoot Me
Kristy
04-24-2011, 01:04 PM
Yeh, I don't "get" it.
'Christian punk'. It's like you hear something giggling in your outside apartment dumpster late at night so you go out to look and – to your unutterable horror – up pops a zombie fox wearing a pork pie hat and voodoo necklace made out of boiled lamb skulls and smoking an untipped Marlboro and it looks at you and says, in an obviously fake limey accent – ~"Alright, mate, 'ow's it goin'?"
It's just wrong. And really scary. And against God. Christians do not need to be punk rock. Or have sex. And nor do you. Oh dear. I think I've just realized what hell is. It's an endless Saturday afternoon spent in a Christian lingerie store - with Christian punk rock playing quietly over the PA.
Nitro Express
04-24-2011, 01:42 PM
I can't wait until they come out with Christian porn.
lesfunk
04-24-2011, 02:25 PM
All Anal Nuns 6
SunisinuS
04-24-2011, 02:58 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon
Hardrock69
04-24-2011, 03:30 PM
Yeah, they have to play it REALLY quietly....that will annoy the crap out of people....
:lmao:
hambon4lif
04-24-2011, 03:49 PM
I think I've just realized what hell is. It's an endless Saturday afternoon spent in a Christian lingerie storeIs there really such thing?
I'm intrigued.
sadaist
04-24-2011, 04:02 PM
King Of The Hill
Hank Hill at a Christian rock concert to grab Bobby & bring him home says to the band.....
"Can't you see you aren't making Christianity better, you are making rock music worse?"
Looks like they really packed the Wal-Mart... seriously, that sucks.
binnie
04-24-2011, 06:23 PM
I can't wait until they come out with Christian porn.
I laughed SO hard at this :D
That porn would be kinda boring though - there's only so much entertainment value in the missionary position with the lights off followed by a prayer session and talking about 'feelings'.
binnie
04-24-2011, 06:24 PM
Yeh, I don't "get" it.
'Christian punk'. It's like you hear something giggling in your outside apartment dumpster late at night so you go out to look and – to your unutterable horror – up pops a zombie fox wearing a pork pie hat and voodoo necklace made out of boiled lamb skulls and smoking an untipped Marlboro and it looks at you and says, in an obviously fake limey accent – ~"Alright, mate, 'ow's it goin'?"
It's just wrong. And really scary. And against God. Christians do not need to be punk rock. Or have sex. And nor do you. Oh dear. I think I've just realized what hell is. It's an endless Saturday afternoon spent in a Christian lingerie store - with Christian punk rock playing quietly over the PA.
If you're a Christian that happens to make punk, that's fine; but the 'trendy vicar' syndrome of glorifying God via pop culture is just weird.
Jesus Christ
04-24-2011, 10:25 PM
MxPx is actually a much better band than that distorted clip would make ye think. And I sayeth that not just because they are on My team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPcDyl6tCV8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE_BwyjSqQI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiI2atBidGc
ashstralia
04-24-2011, 10:29 PM
a zombie fox wearing a pork pie hat and voodoo necklace made out of boiled lamb skulls and smoking an untipped Marlboro and it looks at you and says, in an obviously fake limey accent – ~"Alright, mate, 'ow's it goin'?"
the mighty boosh?
Steve Savicki
04-24-2011, 10:34 PM
Christian rock may be as distorted as the good guitar gets:
Diamondjimi
04-24-2011, 10:59 PM
Whatever, Shithead.
Punk Rock is about rebellion and a big :dafinger: to the world and it's fucked up oppressive ways.
In the last few decades Punk is simply an image/gimmick for most of these poser clowns. "Pop Punk" WTF is that shit???
This is the real deal......
Diamondjimi
04-24-2011, 11:00 PM
Diamondjimi
04-24-2011, 11:02 PM
Diamondjimi
04-24-2011, 11:06 PM
Jesus Christ
04-24-2011, 11:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZtr1WWl5bk
Jesus Christ
04-24-2011, 11:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQxlXXuywC8
Jesus Christ
04-24-2011, 11:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brRx8AuxXvQ
Jesus Christ
04-24-2011, 11:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJv8synxa2Y
Diamondjimi
04-24-2011, 11:21 PM
:indifferent0020:
Nitro Express
04-25-2011, 12:37 AM
The Osmonds were one of the few goody two shoes groups that had any real talent.
Jesus Christ
04-25-2011, 12:46 AM
Verily, but they were definitely NOT punks! :jesuslol:
bueno bob
04-25-2011, 10:42 AM
Uh...The Crucified, anyone?
I don't two shits who says what, their debut album was crossover MAJESTY, regardless of it's message...pure awesome, pure classic, and with this I end ALL debate on the topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7JWgUR20zA
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