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Kristy
04-25-2011, 05:40 PM
http://fightfinelines.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kate-middleton1.jpg
She is beautiful for a rich girl. I would really love to put her down but can find no reason to. So she is marrying into a family figurehead dynasty. So she is well educated, sophisticated and has an almost alchemical mystique. But enough glib praises, I'd rather tie her up in a cheesy Motel 6, order up a versh of 'Two Lane Blacktop' and engage in a 55 Chevy across the south of America against a GTO post orgasm bliss with her limey ass. Of course, there be some rhapsodies all interspersed with some great performance YouTube footage.

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Kristy
04-25-2011, 05:47 PM
How I love this film:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71SGPGCJPSL._SL500_AA300_.gif

Like its cousin Vanishing Point it turns the road race into a sort of weird apologue where the highway stages the meaning of life and there are no U-turns.

Jagermeister
04-25-2011, 05:55 PM
:umm:

Have you been drinking?

Kristy
04-25-2011, 06:00 PM
I must be. Believe I am developing a thing for Emily Brewster.
http://franklycurious.com/media/1/20110226-EmilyBrewster.jpg

Kristy
04-25-2011, 06:01 PM
Just...awesome.

Va Beach VH Fan
04-25-2011, 06:55 PM
She looks like a younger Elizabeth Hurley, although the body isn't quite as spectacular.... :D

I'll say this, she's better looking than Diana was at her age, although Diana was no slouch herself....

lesfunk
04-25-2011, 07:27 PM
cute broad

Seshmeister
04-25-2011, 07:32 PM
Apparently the pointless waste of cunt skin did actually do a few months work back in 2006.

When I say work her job title was 'accessory buyer' something that people don't usually manage to convert from hobby into a career.

Dan
04-25-2011, 08:05 PM
Why The Hate?

ashstralia
04-25-2011, 09:37 PM
yeah... bit harsh, sesh? from what i've seen and heard, she's a gorgeous little cutie.

Hardrock69
04-25-2011, 09:53 PM
The usual younger generation disgust with the royal fambly?

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
WE MEAN IT MANNNN!
AND THERE'S NO FUTURE.....
IN ENGLAND'S DREAMING!

Nitro Express
04-25-2011, 11:04 PM
The Windsors are pretty ugly people. I can see why David Ike thinks they are reptiles. :biggrin: They need someone cute in those palaces and castles.

Nitro Express
04-25-2011, 11:05 PM
Apparently the pointless waste of cunt skin did actually do a few months work back in 2006.

When I say work her job title was 'accessory buyer' something that people don't usually manage to convert from hobby into a career.

We can send Obama over there. He think's he's a king.

bueno bob
04-25-2011, 11:14 PM
We can send Obama over there. He think's he's a king.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ78QdI3UyzVu-HPsZ8rp2D7WGw9LAY2Ww0X-I8GS24qYCzL37t

bueno bob
04-25-2011, 11:15 PM
Ehhh...she's OK. If we're doing any road movie, though, can we make it this one?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQH2uWi_NAex7lNTJKZIrDVaNQaw7Sgq KhjhkztmvGYSCj8w4GFsQ

sadaist
04-26-2011, 12:11 AM
http://fightfinelines.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kate-middleton1.jpg
She is beautiful for a rich girl. I would really love to put her down but can find no reason to. So she is marrying into a family figurehead dynasty. So she is well educated, sophisticated and has an almost alchemical mystique. But enough glib praises, I'd rather tie her up in a cheesy Motel 6, order up a versh of 'Two Lane Blacktop' and engage in a 55 Chevy across the south of America against a GTO post orgasm bliss with her limey ass. Of course, there be some rhapsodies all interspersed with some great performance YouTube footage.

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She is extremely gorgeous and cute at the same time which is a rare quality. I have always preferred, dated, and even married brunette. Only way to go for me. Best looking women in the world to me are always brunettes.

I don't really give 2 shits about the royal wedding and all the hub-bub. However I will say this, it is very trippy to me to see William having his HUGE wedding when it seems as if only yesterday I saw him as a young boy at his mothers funeral. Can't believe he is all grown up now. Hell, I even remember being little and seeing Charles-Diana wedding was on TV.

Hardrock69
04-26-2011, 12:12 AM
Ehhh...she's OK. If we're doing any road movie, though, can we make it this one?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQH2uWi_NAex7lNTJKZIrDVaNQaw7Sgq KhjhkztmvGYSCj8w4GFsQ


Yeah. I agree. Why the fuck don't we elect HIM to be king?

Anonymous
04-26-2011, 01:59 AM
Wait, did Kristy just say she's willing to tie up the tart in the original post, do her wildly AND have it on film?

And then again for the one with the glasses???

Kristy, will you marry me?

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
04-26-2011, 02:01 AM
Yeah. I agree. Why the fuck don't we elect HIM to be king?

I second that. Let's make him King of the World.

He's the gratest Scotchlander that ever lived, you know? Comes in history books & all.

Cheers! :bottle:

Seshmeister
04-26-2011, 04:47 AM
yeah... bit harsh, sesh? from what i've seen and heard, she's a gorgeous little cutie.

You're not the one paying for her and whatever comes out of her for the rest of your life.

fryingdutchman
04-26-2011, 05:22 AM
Is it just me or has Kristy become even more salty recently?

Whuddup wit dat?

binnie
04-26-2011, 07:05 AM
You're not the one paying for her and whatever comes out of her for the rest of your life.

I reckon that the amount of tourism the Royals generate mean that they're a good investment for us. It's hard to be a fan for any of the senior royals - aside from the Queen, whose unflagging sense of duty and service is, quite frankly, remarkable. As of yet, however, William hasn't really done anything to earn the 'waste of space' tag. As for Kate, it's a bit harsh to judge anyone - let alone someone who is about to enter a world in which life becomes very public and pressured - before they've even hit 30.

I'm no royalist, and I'm certainly pretty indifferent to the wedding, but I wish them all the best.

Seshmeister
04-26-2011, 07:51 AM
Fuck the tourist argument, literally millions of people visit the Palace of Versaille every year.

Legoland Windsor has far more visitors than Windsor Castle, we should be spending money on a parade of lego animals on Friday.

William hates the media for killing his dense mother and probably just wants to live the simple life of any other member of the ultra rich chinless wonder. The kindest thing to do with the Royal family would be to line them up against a wall and shoot the lot of them. :)

twonabomber
04-26-2011, 08:04 AM
http://notsomebody.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kate-middleton-bikini1-682x1024.jpg

i'd hit it.

Hardrock69
04-26-2011, 08:42 AM
OOOOOOooOOoOoOOOooooo..........

I'd hit it!

Kristy
04-26-2011, 09:16 AM
Is it just me or has Kristy become even more salty recently?

Whuddup wit dat?

I dunno but hope that it is only temporary.

Jagermeister
04-26-2011, 09:17 AM
I dunno but hope that it is only temporary.

Could be something in your diet. Have you recently changed your eating habits? :biggrin:

VanHalener
04-26-2011, 09:20 AM
Who gives a SHIT about all this dumbass "Royal" hoopla.

Big fucking deal, just show me her tits and fak orf!

(Or any footage of Kristy with her)
(or any footage of Kristy with another girl)

Hardrock69
04-26-2011, 09:54 AM
You KNOW that paparazzi would kill to get a shot of her snatch....

twonabomber
04-26-2011, 10:18 AM
paparazzi would kill

i think they're trying to avoid that this time around.

PETE'S BROTHER
04-26-2011, 10:21 AM
You KNOW that paparazzi would kill to get a shot of her snatch....


kristy's?

Jagermeister
04-26-2011, 10:25 AM
Who gives a SHIT about all this dumbass "Royal" hoopla.

Big fucking deal, just show me her tits and fak orf!

(Or any footage of Kristy with her)
(or any footage of Kristy with another girl)


Note: VanHalener has a cool AV

Mushroom
04-26-2011, 10:37 AM
They are a good looking couple. But I am sick of US media running stories about the wedding everytime I turn on the news. And the media has made such a big deal that Obama was not invited. Hey I don't give a rat's ass about the royals. Who the fuck cares? Stay-at-home moms?

Seshmeister
04-26-2011, 11:10 AM
There are 8000 journalists attending the wedding, a lot of them from the US.

It's not like there is anything else they could be reporting at the moment...

Diamondjimi
04-26-2011, 11:36 AM
http://fightfinelines.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kate-middleton1.jpg
She is beautiful for a rich girl. I would really love to put her down but can find no reason to. So she is marrying into a family figurehead dynasty. So she is well educated, sophisticated and has an almost alchemical mystique. But enough glib praises, I'd rather tie her up in a cheesy Motel 6, order up a versh of 'Two Lane Blacktop' and engage in a 55 Chevy across the south of America against a GTO post orgasm bliss with her limey ass. Of course, there be some rhapsodies all interspersed with some great performance YouTube footage.

Stay tuned.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Assorted%20gifs/15343.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Assorted%20gifs/load.gif

fryingdutchman
04-26-2011, 11:51 AM
http://notsomebody.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kate-middleton-bikini1-682x1024.jpg

i'd hit it.

That's a bad fuckin' omen right there....

If memory serves one of the last pictures of Diana was some candid bikini cavorting on a yacht with Dodi.

Not long after that she jumped in a car that decided to challenge a Paris tunnel...

Nitro Express
04-26-2011, 12:01 PM
They are a good looking couple. But I am sick of US media running stories about the wedding everytime I turn on the news. And the media has made such a big deal that Obama was not invited. Hey I don't give a rat's ass about the royals. Who the fuck cares? Stay-at-home moms?

It's because he gave the Queen an iPod with all his blow hard speeches on it. She went well fuck you and withheld an invitation.

Nitro Express
04-26-2011, 12:03 PM
A royal wedding. I bet they will have some big balls later that night.

Nitro Express
04-26-2011, 12:06 PM
There are 8000 journalists attending the wedding, a lot of them from the US.

It's not like there is anything else they could be reporting at the moment...

Things like Donald Trump's hair?

bueno bob
04-26-2011, 10:13 PM
It's because he gave the Queen an iPod with all his blow hard speeches on it. She went well fuck you and withheld an invitation.

I'm sure he's crushed. I look at the so-called "royals" about the same way I look at the cast of Jersey Shore...and anybody with an IQ over 50 oughta do the same. Fuck, most of the UK does privately, if not out loud.

jhale667
04-26-2011, 10:44 PM
http://notsomebody.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kate-middleton-bikini1-682x1024.jpg

i'd hit it.

Uh, YEAH. :sex:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/hit-it-king-of-england.jpg

Make your own "Big Willie" joke here...:biggrin:

ashstralia
04-27-2011, 07:11 AM
You're not the one paying for her and whatever comes out of her for the rest of your life.

as a member of the commonwealth mate, i bloody well am.

kristy, don't you love how the thread turned into a critique of catherine's vagina? :)

VanHalener
04-27-2011, 11:20 PM
Who gives a SHIT about all this dumbass "Royal" hoopla.

Big fucking deal...


To my British friends...
Sorry for harshing on your peeps. I am just sick and tired of seeing and hearing about this wedding and the vast fortune being wasted in my country alone to promote it like an HBO pay per view event of Christ's return. No offense, but I already do not give a shit about it and I have been force fed it for
Too

Faking

Long

(No offense Lady Di. Love you ~RIP~)



On to new business...

A muff is enough. I'll lay odds some sneaky bastard gets the million dollar muff shot on camera while they are honeymooning. Air that all you want boys and girls!

Seshmeister
04-28-2011, 05:42 AM
as a member of the commonwealth mate, i bloody well am.


I checked and you only need to pay for them while they visit Australia. :)

Cato
04-28-2011, 07:20 AM
Hummmm.........

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/GAYELVIS/middleton.jpg

Hardrock69
04-28-2011, 10:05 AM
Holy krap! Izzat her?

FORD
04-28-2011, 01:26 PM
God Save the (maybe someday in the future) Queen :sex:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btckHRD4J2k

kwame k
04-28-2011, 02:24 PM
The wedding hasn't even taken place and I'm sick of hearing about it already!

No matter how much the media is pumping it here........I just don't see what the big deal is.

Dan
04-28-2011, 02:38 PM
Tonight Is The Night.:D

Terry
04-28-2011, 09:54 PM
Kate is okay, although the Fleet Street press has intimated that it's her sister Pippa who goes like the bunnies after a few drinks...

Seshmeister
04-28-2011, 10:21 PM
London is full of Americans!

There are as many US journalists as British ones...

Va Beach VH Fan
04-28-2011, 10:40 PM
Kate is okay, although the Fleet Street press has intimated that it's her sister Pippa who goes like the bunnies after a few drinks...

She's not chop liver herself....

twonabomber
04-28-2011, 10:48 PM
Hummmm.........

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/GAYELVIS/middleton.jpg

the head doesn't look right. i'm diggin' the rest of her though.

Cato
04-28-2011, 11:22 PM
photobucket said it's her.

feel free to wank watching that pic anyway. :cato2:

twonabomber
04-28-2011, 11:45 PM
i've already finished.


twice.



i need a nap...

SunisinuS
04-28-2011, 11:51 PM
She's not chop liver herself....

Harry is getting laid this whole weekend. Thrice at least.

Hardrock69
04-29-2011, 12:34 AM
I would hope so!

Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 06:07 AM
I'm surprised they didn't make this wedding later for the US audience.

Grant
04-29-2011, 06:19 AM
Wills' really gotta go to one of those hair regrowth clinics sooner or later...

Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 06:27 AM
If they had been Australian... :)


http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee43/Seshmeister/scottcharlene.jpg

Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 06:29 AM
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Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 06:46 AM
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Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 07:28 AM
Breaking News: Donald Trump has just questioned the validity of the marriage certificate.

Nitro Express
04-29-2011, 07:34 AM
Let the scandals begin. She will probably get caught banging the Romanian landscaper or having lesbian sex wit the Moroccan maid.

Va Beach VH Fan
04-29-2011, 08:40 AM
She (and her sister) looked gorgeous....

ZahZoo
04-29-2011, 08:59 AM
Why The Hate?

That's just Sesh getting all sentimental and talkin dirty...

Golden AWe
04-29-2011, 09:08 AM
remember this middleton's been on grimsdale's nookie list since 2007 or something

i wonder if grimsdale will appear nude in the wedding

Reverberator
04-29-2011, 09:30 AM
I must say that it was all very enjoyable , makes you proud to be British sometimes ....and this Englishman is off down the pub now to waste the rest of the day that has been generously given to him as a holiday by his fantastique larvelly country.

Well done willy and his bird , fucking class royal knees up.

Nitro Express
04-29-2011, 11:11 AM
Fuck the tourist argument, literally millions of people visit the Palace of Versaille every year.

Legoland Windsor has far more visitors than Windsor Castle, we should be spending money on a parade of lego animals on Friday.

William hates the media for killing his dense mother and probably just wants to live the simple life of any other member of the ultra rich chinless wonder. The kindest thing to do with the Royal family would be to line them up against a wall and shoot the lot of them. :)

Spoken like a true Scott. :biggrin: Hey if you want to be William Wallace and hack them to bits with a claymore, hey, film it. I would love to see it. :biggrin:

Kristy
04-29-2011, 02:17 PM
He is one homely boy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1luLRXKoJM8/SWB8ppdCrMI/AAAAAAAAM8s/k88uisrA0QE/s400/prince_william.jpg

I give it 6 years.

binnie
04-29-2011, 04:47 PM
Who knows.

Living life in the public eye like that is nt going to be easy, but they've been together eight years already.

All the best to them - I wouldn't swap places with them for the world.

Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 08:22 PM
You wouldn't want to be bald with a bird with small norks no matter how much money they gave you? :)

Seshmeister
04-29-2011, 08:33 PM
Spoken like a true Scott. :biggrin: Hey if you want to be William Wallace and hack them to bits with a claymore, hey, film it. I would love to see it. :biggrin:

Out of the mouths of babes and 7 year olds ...

Seshlet: Woooh princes, horses, princesses, carriages, more horses, palaces, people cheering.

Me: Don't you think though that the head of state of a country should be voted for by the people? Is it not wrong that just by an accident of birth these people are getting all that attention and privilege. Would it not be better and fairer if everyone in the country got to have a say in who embodied the essence of our country rather than this random accident of birth.

Seshlet: Yeah well you're only saying that because you want to be king...


I retired defeated at that point....

Dan
04-29-2011, 08:40 PM
I must say that it was all very enjoyable , makes you proud to be British sometimes ....and this Englishman is off down the pub now to waste the rest of the day that has been generously given to him as a holiday by his fantastique larvelly country.

Well done willy and his bird , fucking class royal knees up.

I feel the Love In Your Post.:biggrin:

Terry
04-29-2011, 08:45 PM
Jesus, the media has gone into extra hyperdrive over this wedding...

I mean, good luck to Kate and William...they seem decent enough...but fuck me I wouldn't want to live under a microscope like that.

My legs were rubbery enough on my wedding day, and THAT was only about 200 people. I can't imagine being watched by 2 billion people...crickey!

SunisinuS
04-29-2011, 08:48 PM
He is one homely boy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1luLRXKoJM8/SWB8ppdCrMI/AAAAAAAAM8s/k88uisrA0QE/s400/prince_william.jpg

I give it 6 years.



That is why Watson and Crick sent a memo to the Royals: Marry a commoner if you want the next generation not to just gnaw on carrots and alfalfa.

SunisinuS
04-29-2011, 08:54 PM
I dunno but hope that it is only temporary.

3 days Quoth the Bible.

sadaist
04-30-2011, 12:15 AM
Uh, YEAH. :sex:


Hmmm...that pic of Kate makes me want some bangers & mash. :)


Anyhow....how long until William & Kate have their first child? I say by late next summer the kid will be out. If not, she will be preggers by then at the very least.

twonabomber
04-30-2011, 01:01 AM
He is one homely boy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1luLRXKoJM8/SWB8ppdCrMI/AAAAAAAAM8s/k88uisrA0QE/s400/prince_william.jpg

I give it 6 years.

"why the long face?"

and if "norks" means what i think it does...i dig the small norks.

VanHalener
04-30-2011, 01:36 AM
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Fuck N A Hooah!
LMFAO

SunisinuS
04-30-2011, 02:03 AM
Fuck N A Hooah!
LMFAO

Van Halener is somehow leading the naughty bits? Kate in the "Middleton" on spring break are we? Pish Posh....whatta a Prig and a Pratt. Pss off dern the road ya bloddy piss ass sod.

BigBadBrian
04-30-2011, 09:12 AM
She (and her sister) looked gorgeous....

Agreed. At least we'll finally see some decent looking Royals and their family if we must hear about them. Pippa needs a little work around the edges, though.

Va Beach VH Fan
04-30-2011, 09:19 AM
As I mentioned to a friend last night, William really outkicked his coverage (Brits probably won't know what I'm talking about), but of course as a Prince he gets to line up 10 yards past the line of scrimmage.....

Glanced at some of the London papers this morning, Pippa is getting a ton of attention after wearing that skin-tight dress (and wearing it very well, I might add...).....

Kristy
04-30-2011, 10:07 AM
He is one homely boy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1luLRXKoJM8/SWB8ppdCrMI/AAAAAAAAM8s/k88uisrA0QE/s400/prince_william.jpg

I give it 6 years.

He's looks like the bastard offspring of Mark Knopfler.
http://www.mark-knopfler.de/mark_knopfler80.jpg

Seshmeister
04-30-2011, 01:08 PM
Agreed. At least we'll finally see some decent looking Royals and their family if we must hear about them.

It will take a while to recover from generations of marrying their cousins...

sadaist
04-30-2011, 03:55 PM
He's looks like the bastard offspring of Mark Knopfler.
http://www.mark-knopfler.de/mark_knopfler80.jpg



Uh OH! Here we go again. Just like Harry is really the son of James Hewitt. Did Diana have an affair with the Dire Straits guy too?

http://njmg.typepad.com/ervolino/images/2008/03/02/prince_harry_james_hewitt_20050413.jpg

binnie
04-30-2011, 03:58 PM
You wouldn't want to be bald with a bird with small norks no matter how much money they gave you? :)

:D

Or have a tosser for a brother.

Terry
05-01-2011, 09:49 PM
Agreed. At least we'll finally see some decent looking Royals and their family if we must hear about them. Pippa needs a little work around the edges, though.

Oh, she's a naughty little trollop...half a glass of Baby Shams and she goes like the bunnies.

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