Osama Bin Laden porn stash discovered!

[BITEYOASS]

ROFLAO! Biggest hypocrite of the century.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/13/osama-bin-laden-porn_n_861664.html?ref=fb&src=sp

Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash? Pornography Discovered At Compound: Report

First Posted: 05/13/11 12:45 PM ET Updated: 05/13/11 02:25 PM ET
A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden's compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

But a video released by the Obama administration confiscated from the compound showed bin Laden watching pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound was equipped with video playback equipment.

Materials carted away from the compound by the U.S. commandos included digital thumb drives, which U.S. officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the late al Qaeda leader.

Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.

(Reporting by Mark Hosenball and Tabassum Zakaria; editing by Warren Strobel)

Copyright 2011 Thomson Reuters. Click for Restrictions.

[lesfunk]

Osama was having himself a Traci Lords film festival!

[BITEYOASS]

Or a camel/goat fucking film festival. :biggrin:

[Hardrock69]

With him as the star! :biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

:osama: Osama Bin Yankin!:jizzz:

[FORD]

Well, I seem to remember some of his alleged employees spending their last night on Earth getting shitfaced in a strip club, so it seems the BCE's franchise Al Qaeda isn't any more pious in their religious beliefs than the parent company is.

[SunisinuS]

No surprise there. Old article (not the wiki below) talked about how the Taliban made sure women walked behind them 15 paces in strict adherence to (their own fantasy) Islamic Law. When they realized how many land mines they still had in the country....they made the women walk 15 paces in front of them. Dumb fuck hypocritical cowards with no morals or honor.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban_treatment_of_women


Just of few of their "Groovy Cat Hip Codes":


From the age of eight, women were not allowed to be in direct contact with men, other than a close blood relative, husband, or in-law (see mahram).[9] Other restrictions were:

Women should not appear in the streets without a blood relative and without wearing a Burqa (also Burkha, Burka or Burqua).

Women should not wear high-heeled shoes as no man should hear a woman’s footsteps lest it excite him.

Women must not speak loudly in public as no stranger should hear a woman's voice.[10]

All ground and first floor residential windows should be painted over or screened to prevent women being visible from the street.

The photographing or filming of women was banned as was displaying pictures of females in newspapers, books, shops or the home.

The modification of any place names that included the word "women." For example, "women's garden" was renamed "springtime garden".[11]

Women were forbidden to appear on the balconies of their apartments or houses.

Ban on women's presence on radio, television or at public gatherings of any kind.


Deadly goofy Idiots who had the most serious small dick syndrome....

[BITEYOASS]

All this will do is embolden those porn-deprived Marines in Afghanistan to really kill the Taliban. :baaa:

[Seshmeister]

Are these the same people that told us that there was a 40 minute firefight followed by Bin Laden hiding behind his wife with an AK47?

It's also kind of interesting to think how much not worse prison would have been for him compared to what he was doing already.

Would anyone here want to be stuck in that place for 6 years with no internet connection?

It's possible he didn't even know about the last Van Halen tour never mind see footage.

[jhale667]

Hated all things Western EXCEPT Pron...why? 'Cuz "Her movies get down like you won't find in the hometown!" :lol:


:guitar:

[Diamondjimi]

Hated all things Western EXCEPT Pron...why? :lol:


:guitar:

Because our women shave?!

[jhale667]

Because our women shave?!

He was having the wives learn new positions? "I command you to go watch this, and learn how to perform what the infidels call...'reverse cowgirl'." :lmao:

[ashstralia]

'osama, why your doodle look like shrivelled prune, but this men have fine proud helmetted love missile?' *slap*

[Diamondjimi]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/0909/iraq-iraq-porn-demotivational-poster-1251901407.jpg

[fryingdutchman]

Ahhhhh porn. The universal language.

The one thing that we have in common with Islamic extremists.....

[FORD]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/12/44816aad-5362-467b-adee-4eadf26e39a1.jpg

[Nitro Express]

A friend of mine served two years in Iraq. What blew him away when he landed in Kuwait was all the porn and adult shops. He was expecting a very conservative culture but said the men over there are major horn dogs and hyocracy is the norm. Lot's of drinking too.

[Blaze]

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Post penis!

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xonDwYQ_-AU

[Nitro Express]

I think there are actually very few people who actually practice what they preach. If we could see the 100% reality and toss the bullshit it would be a more sordid and perverted world than we ever imagined. The biggest nightmare would be the power to actually really read people's mind's. If that was possible the population of planet earth would be zero because we would kill each other off.

[binnie]

I wonder if he owned a copy of 'Weapon of Ass Destruction'.

[hambon4lif]

Given that he and Bush were each others BFF, they most likely had the same shitty taste in women.

So I'm not really interested in what pron this bastard squeezed a round off to.....

[VanHalener]

All this will do is embolden those porn-deprived Marines in Afghanistan to really kill the Taliban. :baaa:

I Doubt it.
It was all Bin Laden an his retarded followers banging sheep and goats in the captured videos. The "wives" did all the filming.

[VanHalener]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/12/44816aad-5362-467b-adee-4eadf26e39a1.jpg

But I'd still hit that!

[BITEYOASS]

I Doubt it.
It was all Bin Laden an his retarded followers banging sheep and goats in the captured videos. The "wives" did all the filming.

What meant was either the Marines couldn't wait to go into kill overdrive against the Taliban because either:

a) They have porn.

or

b) Pissed off they can't bring porn on the deployment while these towelheads are allowed to.

[SunisinuS]

What meant was either the Marines couldn't wait to go into kill overdrive against the Taliban because either:

a) They have porn.

or

b) Pissed off they can't bring porn on the deployment while these towelheads are allowed to.

I don't think that is a problem.

[hideyoursheep]

Where there's a hard drive, there's porn.

[Hardrock69]

I think there are actually very few people who actually practice what they preach. If we could see the 100% reality and toss the bullshit it would be a more sordid and perverted world than we ever imagined. The biggest nightmare would be the power to actually really read people's mind's. If that was possible the population of planet earth would be zero because we would kill each other off.


You should read an early 70s Sci-fi novel called Mind One.

Scientist develops a pill that makes you permanently psychic when you take it. Despite government attempts to suppress it, the dude makes it in mass quantities and it gets out to the public.

Guy walking down the street, suddenly looks at some guy and yells "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME??????" and beats the shit out of him.

On the other side of the coin, guy walking down the street sees hot chick....she catches his vibe and they fuck right then and there.....

Public consumption of the pill leads to a total breakdown in society, and the human race has to figure out how to survive with their newfound pyschic ablities....

It was never hugely successful as a book, but I read it when I was about 15 and it was an interesting concept.

http://i55.tinypic.com/11jxdab.jpg

[binnie]

I wonder what Osama's fetish was?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I wonder what Osama's fetish was?

capes

[hideyoursheep]

I wonder what Osama's fetish was?

Women without unibrows..:smoke:

[binnie]

Well, I guess a uni-brow is kind of a landing strip :D

[Seshmeister]

You should read an early 70s Sci-fi novel called Mind One.

Scientist develops a pill that makes you permanently psychic when you take it. Despite government attempts to suppress it, the dude makes it in mass quantities and it gets out to the public.

Guy walking down the street, suddenly looks at some guy and yells "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME??????" and beats the shit out of him.

On the other side of the coin, guy walking down the street sees hot chick....she catches his vibe and they fuck right then and there.....

Public consumption of the pill leads to a total breakdown in society, and the human race has to figure out how to survive with their newfound pyschic ablities....

It was never hugely successful as a book, but I read it when I was about 15 and it was an interesting concept.






I wonder if the great Douglas Adams read it and got the idea for a bit in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.







“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very, very obvious, as in “It’s a nice day,” or “You’re very tall” or “So this is it, we’re all going to die.”

His first theory was that if human beings didn’t keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably seize up.

After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this - “If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.”

In fact, this second theory is more literally true of the Belcebron people of Kakrafoon.

The Belcebron people used to cause great resentment and insecurity amoungst neighbouring races by being one of the most enlightened, accomplished and above all quiet civilizations in the Galaxy.

As a punishment for this behaviour, which was held to be offensively self righteous and provocative, a Galactic Tribunal inflicted on them that most cruel of all social diseases, telepathy.

Consequently, in order to prevent themselves broadcasting every slightest thought that crossed their minds to anyone within a five miles radius, they now had to talk very loudly and continuously about the weather, their little aches and pains, the match this afternoon and what a noisy place Kakrafoon had suddenly become.”

[Kristy]

So..no Debbie Does Damascus?

What a shit porn collection.

[FORD]

A Douglas Adams/Hitchhikers reference in this thread should have had something to do with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore from Eroticon Six. :biggrin:

[binnie]

So..no Debbie Does Damascus?

What a shit porn collection.

You know what, I am almost 30 years old and I've never seen Debbie Does Dallas. I feel that there's a part of my adolescence which will remain forever incomplete.

[chefcraig]

You know what, I am almost 30 years old and I've never seen Debbie Does Dallas. I feel that there's a part of my adolescence which will remain forever incomplete.

You didn't miss all that much. To sum up 1970s porn...

Deep Throat was not all that erotic, if you've ever seen someone swallow swords at a carnival. Repeatedly.

What was Behind The Green Door turned out to be a large, sweaty black guy. Until this film was released, it was a well kept secret that most ugly, hairy American males produce roughly a quart of sperm per ejaculation.

Despite being named Debbie Does Dallas, no one (including the central character) ever goes anywhere near it. Besides that, after all of the...uhmm, exercise and stretching that takes place, there is no way any of the cheerleaders in the film could possibly have been in any sort of condition to attempt cheerleader tryouts in the first place.

[FORD]

Don't feel too bad. I've never seen it either. Or the original "Deep Throat" for that matter. Of course those were early 70's movies, so by the time I was watching porn, there were many more recent films available.:wanker:

[binnie]

I saw a TV show a couple of years ago where they tried to track down the women who played Debbie. Apparently she vanished soon after the film was released.

[chefcraig]

I saw a TV show a couple of years ago where they tried to track down the women who played Debbie. Apparently she vanished soon after the film was released.

She stayed in the industry long enough to crank out sequels to Debbie and one or two other films, but she did disappear sometime in 1986. There were printed stories of a drug overdose, but the info was (and still is) pretty flimsy and no police record ever showed up. To this day, her whereabouts are unknown.

[Seshmeister]

A couple of years ago? Welcome to getting older whereby everything is always longer ago than you think. :)


An article in The Age stated that Woods died of a drug overdose in 1986. A 2005 Channel 4 documentary, Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered, employed the services of a private investigator to track down Woods. The investigator was unsuccessful, but could not confirm the report that Woods died of an overdose. The investigator also received a letter, ostensibly from Woods herself, claiming to have left the adult film industry as a result of the drug abuse she witnessed and to have become an anonymous homemaker and mother living in the Des Moines, Iowa, area.

[binnie]

It's funny isn't it. There must be a million guys who'd recongize her.

Maybe she's embarrassed by it all. I'm guessing she's in her mid-50s now.

[binnie]

A couple of years ago? Welcome to getting older whereby everything is always longer ago than you think. :)

A couple, six or seven, what's the difference officer? :D

[Blaze]

You didn't miss all that much. To sum up 1970s porn...

Deep Throat was not all that erotic, if you've ever seen someone swallow swords at a carnival. Repeatedly.

What was Behind The Green Door turned out to be a large, sweaty black guy. Until this film was released, it was a well kept secret that most ugly, hairy American males produce roughly a quart of sperm per ejaculation.

Despite being named Debbie Does Dallas, no one (including the central character) ever goes anywhere near it. Besides that, after all of the...uhmm, exercise and stretching that takes place, there is no way any of the cheerleaders in the film could possibly have been in any sort of condition to attempt cheerleader tryouts in the first place.


Actually that is partly true. More desirable males ( good-looking, symmetrically correct, robust, intelligent, healthy) produces less sperm. It is theorized that the reason being is that the lesser males do not get as many opportunities to mate, therefore required more sperm to increase thier ability to reproduce per coupling. This would be logical that such a trait would be genetically linked to lesser males. :)

[Blaze]

It also explains why Osama and his father produced so many children. :)