Ex-WWE Star Chyna -- I'm Getting Back Into Porn

[Jagermeister]

Some things should be illegal and this is one of them.:biggrin:

It's been seven years since WWE superstar Chyna released her horrifying sex tape -- and TMZ has learned, she's making a triumphant return to the adult industry ... in an EXTREMELY graphic porno.

Vivid President Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, Chyna approached him months ago to breathe life into her XXX career -- demanding to work with the biggest male porn star in the business.

Steve did her one better ... and hooked her up with the TWO biggest male porn stars in the business -- Evan and Lee Stone -- and together, the threesome shot a gnarly skin flick ... tentatively called "Backdoor into Chyna." :barf:The DVD is set for release in the near future -- and if the title is any indication, Chyna may be riding a wheelchair to the premiere party.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

"back into" porn :barf:

[Nickdfresh]

Personally, I'd rather watch a "Japanese Chihuahua Rape Porn™ " over this....

[VAiN]

Good lord! That's like 3 dudes! :barf: indeed....

[Anonymous]

Gay pr0n for starters?

I'll probably give it a watch, maybe she's a bit more feminine these days.

...

Or maybe not.

Cheers! :bottle:

[lesfunk]

Jaysus!

[Dan]

Damn.:D

[ThrillsNSpills]

Who asks for this? :)

There's nobody anywhere going "I hope Chyna goes into porn"


least I hope not

[Diamondjimi]

She's a total pig. What else is she to do....:splooge:

[BITEYOASS]

I'll check it out for morbid curiosity. Its like a circus freakshow on DVD.

[chefcraig]

Not me. As VAiN so astutely pointed out, it would be like watching three guys humping it out (not that there's anything wrong with that). Now if she were to be involved with two women, it would make some sort of sense. Yet despite the nude pictures as evidence to the contrary, I get the feeling she could manage the scene without the need of a strap-on, if you get my drift. :yikes:

[Dr. Love]

pics or it didn't happen

[lesfunk]

Really? I mean really?

[lesfunk]

Fine, have it your way you sick fuck.
http://www.sex-project.com/1/index.php/topic,2392.0.html

[sadaist]

Who asks for this? :)

There's nobody anywhere going "I hope Chyna goes into porn"


least I hope not


Nope. No one wants this. And as disgusted as we all are by this news....we are just the sick fucks who will watch it.

:)

[VAiN]

Nope. No one wants this. And as disgusted as we all are by this news....we are just the sick fucks who will watch it.

:)

But only in the name of science!! And only like 3 or 4 times. But that's it!

[sadaist]

I admit I saw some of the other Chyna sex tape. Umm...when a chicks clit is large enough to where she can ass fuck you without wearing a strap-on...you have a serious problem.

Her snatch looks like a grocery bag with a big ol french bread sticking out the top.




Her clit is H U G E !!!

[Nitro Express]

Sadist had to take a peek at the freak show.:biggrin: It's basically in the same category as seeing the siamese twins, the bearded lady, or the three headed goat. Instead of swallowing a sword, China will work a fire hydrant up her ass and buzz her huge clit with a small jack hammer.

[Nitro Express]

But only in the name of science!! And only like 3 or 4 times. But that's it!

It's the kind of stuff that should be in Gray's Anatomy or National Geographic. Instead of seeing the bare tits and ass of an African chick with a big plate in her lip you get to see China and her clit.

[sadaist]

Sadist had to take a peek....



Well....yeah. :)

[Nitro Express]

Well when the sloppy pastrami sandwich has a big frankfurter sticking out of it and three guys are going to ream it at the same time until it squirts, In the name of science you just have to take a peek. I mean you only live once.

[Hardrock69]

Heh...BACK into porn. Her finances must be in sad shape.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Proceed with extreme caution.








Her clit's so big she pees out of it.

[Anonymous]

Nope. No one wants this. And as disgusted as we all are by this news....we are just the sick fucks who will watch it.

:)

Well, yeah! I mean, no one will know, rite? It'll be just once & then we'll forget all about it!

Uh...

Say... what's that up there?

*whistles casually*

Oops, dropped something.

http://www.wupload.com/file/w867/29230462/Chyna_-_Backdoor_To_Chyna_SC1.rar
http://www.wupload.com/file/w867/29230451/Chyna_-_Backdoor_To_Chyna_SC2.rar
http://www.wupload.com/file/w867/29230504/Chyna_-_Backdoor_To_Chyna_SC3.rar
http://www.wupload.com/file/w867/29230467/Chyna_-_Backdoor_To_Chyna_SC4.rar
http://www.wupload.com/file/w867/29230755/Chyna_-_Backdoor_To_Chyna_SC5.rar

Hey, that's not mine! You can't pin that on me, I have absolutely NOTHING to do with that.

Some fuckin' mod edited my post to add those fuckin' links. Or should I say... some super mod? Post under you own user names, you cunts!

Oh yeah, they say the first scene is a three way lesbian scene. Or Chyna & two girls, if you prefer. I wouldn't know. Wouldn't be caught dead watching this shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Who can complain about lesbians?

Not I, certainly.

[VAiN]

Oh yeah, they say the first scene is a three way lesbian scene. Or Chyna & two girls, if you prefer.

:appl:

[chefcraig]

Being a form of crash-test-dummy, I attempted to suffer through this train wreck so you would not have to. I regret the decision to act so noble. Here's the long and short of it:

First, the good news: Chyna no longer looks like the steroid-abusing, scary Amazon she resembled in her wrestling career. In fact she has slimmed down, yet oddly looks like a woman at the end of her porn career rather than starting it.

Now the bad: Boy, is this thing dull. For those following along at home, this excursion plods along in a fairly unimaginative manner, with the curiously detached Chyna being put through the motions of an entire career spent in porn within a single film. No kidding, this poorly constructed "entertainment" is like watching a Chevy truck commercial displaying the vehicle on a so-called test track, and pretty much equally erotic.

To start things off, there is Chyna with two rather nondescript women in a fairly pointless lesbian scene. Next, she's in a (Surprise!) wrestling ring of a decidedly run down, low budget gym or community center with a guy. Moving on, she teams with another woman to work on a fellow, to be "climaxed" by a session lazily filmed on a couch with two men. The only things missing are a gang bang by some black guys, a noisy session with Ron Jeremy and some form of publicly degrading humiliation. Then again, those last three words could have worked as the title for this insomnia-curing waste of time, as the advertised "Back-door to Chyna" appears only briefly, if at all.

Christ, amateur clips filmed with cellphones in backyards or poorly lit living rooms and posted on sites that will wreck your computer are superior to this crap-o-rama. Do not invest your time in this garbage, as you will never get it back.

[Jagermeister]

Being a form of crash-test-dummy, I attempted to suffer through this train wreck so you would not have to. I regret the decision to act so noble. Here's the long and short of it:

Boy, is this thing dull. For those following along at home, this excursion plods along in a fairly unimaginative manner, with the curiously detached Chyna being put through the motions of an entire career spent in porn within a single film. No kidding, this poorly constructed "entertainment" is like watching a Chevy truck commercial displaying the vehicle on a so-called test track.

First there is Chyna with two rather nondescript women. Next, she's in a (Surprise!) wrestling ring of a decidedly run down, low budget gym or community center with a guy. Moving on, she teams with another woman to work on a fellow, to be "climaxed" by a session lazily filmed on a couch with two men. The only things missing are a gang bang by some black guys, a noisy session with Ron Jeremy and some form of publicly degrading humiliation. Then again, those last three words could have worked as the title for this insomnia-curing waste of time, as the advertised "Back-door to Chyna" appears only briefly, if at all.Christ, amateur clips filmed with cellphones in backyards or poorly lit living rooms and posted on sites that will wreck your computer are superior to this crap-o-rama. Do not invest your time in this garbage, as you will never get it back.





:biggrin:

[ThrillsNSpills]

In related news, Chyna heard the new Van Halen album and says it's fantastic.

[Seshmeister]

Who can complain about lesbians?

Not I, certainly.

I assume when you are talking about lesbians you are talking about the straight ones who work in the adult entertainment industry rather than those in dungarees that scowl at men and consider holding a door open for them a form of rape.