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You would never guess Ozzy was from Birmingham...
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Sportsmen? More like the walking dead. I drank too much cider. It kicked me arse. I shit my pants and my eye fell out. I ate a light bulb and then fell off a bridge.
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And then the train that came to rescue me cut off my leg.
The fact it's called The Sportsman is brilliant, it's like the Aristocrats joke. :DComment
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Everyone that drinks the das boot thinks they are a bad ass. Try a prosthetic leg filled with cider assholes!
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