Drinking at The Sportsman

[Seshmeister]

You would never guess Ozzy was from Birmingham...

[Nitro Express]

Sportsmen? More like the walking dead. I drank too much cider. It kicked me arse. I shit my pants and my eye fell out. I ate a light bulb and then fell off a bridge. :biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

And then the train that came to rescue me cut off my leg.

The fact it's called The Sportsman is brilliant, it's like the Aristocrats joke. :D

[Nitro Express]

Everyone that drinks the das boot thinks they are a bad ass. Try a prosthetic leg filled with cider assholes!:biggrin: