Guess how Pat Robertson reacted to the news of marriage equality in New York?

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnPYfpp4gI

Was there any doubt? :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

God doesn't need to bother. We are already doing a grand job of destroying ourselves.

[kwame k]

Wasn't this the moron that said 9/11 happened because of gays?

[bueno bob]

Shhh, don't bother him. He's busy waiting for his co-anchor to turn to him for his 15 minute perspective on a 7 minute news bit.

[Seshmeister]

Robertson may or may not act on it but he is definitely gay.

[FORD]

Wasn't this the moron that said 9/11 happened because of gays?

Nah, it was Jerry Falwell who said that. Pat just agreed with him......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-CAcdta_8I

[kwame k]

The old........me thinks thou doth protest too much, Sesh!

OK, Pat!

You're Republican, anti-gay, religious nut job that's ultra-conservative.........you have no choice but to be gay, Pat!

BTW, God told me so!

[kwame k]

Nah, it was Jerry Falwell who said that. Pat just agreed with him......

I always get those two guys confused:o

[Seshmeister]

There is hardly anything about being gay in the bible yet these assholes are obsessed with it.

If they are going to the bronze age goatherd scribblings for their sexual morality then they should do it properly.

DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.
LEVITICUS 18:19
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.
MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.

and my favorite just because of the insane specificness of the retarded rule

DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

[FORD]

I swear to God I'd never seen that last one before. Admittedly, I have more of the New Testament committed to memory than the Old, thanks to years of indoctrination in a fundagelical Baptist church, but I must have read Deuteronomy some where along the line.

Wonder what happened there? Moses have an unexpected complication when he was fighting some Egyptian dude whose wife grabbed his nutsack, and figured "Well shit, that's gotta go in the book!"

[bueno bob]

MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.


Oh Hell. Do women actually know about this? Are they acting on it?

Geez, I guess this is one time I'm actually happy I don't have a brother and have three kids already....

[Nitro Express]

Robertson may or may not act on it but he is definitely gay.

It's amazing the most stringent gay haters seem to be closet gays themselves.

[Nitro Express]

The thing is if the Republicans want to beat Obama this time they need the swing vote. They won't get it with this homophobia fest they are on. Most people don't give a damn. What they want to know is are you really going to make their lives better. Obama sold out to the multinational corporations and banks. He brought in socialism all right. Socialism for the rich. The guy fucked himself image wise hardcore but the stupid Republicans don't know how to properly exploit the opportunity. They get all fixated on some fringe issue.

If we are going to use the bible as our guide then we need to follow the example of the ancient prophets such as Abraham. That means legallizing polygamy and owning concubines to fuck and easy divorces where the man gets to keep everything.

[Seshmeister]

I swear to God I'd never seen that last one before. Admittedly, I have more of the New Testament committed to memory than the Old, thanks to years of indoctrination in a fundagelical Baptist church, but I must have read Deuteronomy some where along the line.


If this shit is the word of god then he's an idiot hole and you can quote me on that.

Interesting bit for all the Christian and Jewish bankers especially in the current climate in Deuteronomy 24.


10 When thou dost lend thy brother any thing, thou shalt not go into his house to fetch his pledge.

11 Thou shalt stand abroad, and the man to whom thou dost lend shall bring out the pledge abroad unto thee.

12 And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:

Isn't it funny we never hear Pat tell the banks they can't repossess homes but he is very very interested in the gay sex. What matters to people, being thrown out of their houses because of other peoples greed or a couple of guys giving each other hand jobs in the privacy of their own homes.

In fact apart from gay sex and the right of Israel to take peoples land you don't hear much about the OT at all.

[sadaist]

DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.

DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.



AWESOME!

I've been trying to come up with a good reason to go & throw rocks at my ex. If we were in a southern bible state, I just might get away with it too.

[Hardrock69]

Well, Pat "Fucking Idiot" Robertson does not know his history very well.

He speaks as if there has been a civilization that has "survived".

The Roman Empire lasted about 1101 years, and they had no use for this Christian Faggotry.

But there has NEVER been a "civilization" that has "survived" as he put it. There never will be. ALL civilizations must come to an end.

Fuck that stupid fuck motherfucker!!! :mad:

I am glad NY passed the law. The Federal Government needs to as well. Discrimination of ANY kind should be illegal.

And, if nothing else, laws like that should be passed simply to piss Pat Robertson off. Must suck living such a miserable pathetic life. Worthless bastard.

I saw a great photo the other day.....lemme see.....here it is:

http://i54.tinypic.com/a4v23m.jpg

[jhale667]

I always get those two guys confused:o

Who could blame you, they were kinda interchangeable as far as zealot douchebags go...now all you have to remember is that Falwell's the DEAD one.

[Unchainme]

The thing is if the Republicans want to beat Obama this time they need the swing vote. They won't get it with this homophobia fest they are on. Most people don't give a damn. What they want to know is are you really going to make their lives better. Obama sold out to the multinational corporations and banks. He brought in socialism all right. Socialism for the rich. The guy fucked himself image wise hardcore but the stupid Republicans don't know how to properly exploit the opportunity. They get all fixated on some fringe issue.

Very much so this.

There's people without jobs, student loan problems (this one definitely effecting me right now), our educational system is going down the drain, you got two wars going on. And what do those on the right think is important? Bullshit social issues.

Lewis Black sums up my feelings on it:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ANrvQC4wIk

[FORD]

Funny thing how Pat always wants to emphasize the two or three verses in the Bible that arguably are anti-gay, but he and all the other right wingers completely ignore the dozens of scriptures against usury (financial greed).

If God is consistent with "His Word" at all, those assholes in Sodom & Gommorah were probably investment bankers. :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Very much so this.

There's people without jobs, student loan problems (this one definitely effecting me right now), our educational system is going down the drain, you got two wars going on. And what do those on the right think is important? Bullshit social issues.

Lewis Black sums up my feelings on it:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ANrvQC4wIk

In short, everything has been turned into a scam and a racket. I can remember when the state of California had one of the largest economies in the world and the state lost money subsidizing education for it's residents. What it meant is you could get a college degree and come out debt free and in the long run the state actually got more than they put in. Sort of like the GI bill.

Now education is being used to make you a long-term debt slave. The politicians have sided with the banks to give you no quarter and to be honest, fuck the loans. Subsidize the education so it's affordable and let the students work their way through it like we used to do.


Regarding the whole gay marriage thing I don't give a ratt's ass. Now Sammy can marry Bass Player. I'm sure they are going to beeline hard for New York now.

[Jesus Christ]

Then there are the alleged "Christians" who don't want to wait for Dad to destroy the country, they would rather do it themselves :(

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4231/lockandload.png

[Hardrock69]

That is the sort of post on Facebook you report to the FBI.

[jhale667]

Then there are the alleged "Christians" who don't want to wait for Dad to destroy the country, they would rather do it themselves :(

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4231/lockandload.png

Totally agree with HR that fuckstick should be reported, but doesn't that illustrate why there should be more stringent tests of mental stability for gun ownership? Think "god mandates" you to kill certain people - just because you don't agree with their lifestyle? DENIED. That dude's a wackjob.


Here's how that conversation should go at the gun shop: "Sorry, but due you your response on the questionnaire, unfortunately you can't even buy the materials to make a potato gun now, Cletus."

[BigBadBrian]

The old........me thinks thou doth protest too much, Sesh!

OK, Pat!

You're Republican, anti-gay, religious nut job that's ultra-conservative.........you have no choice but to be gay, Pat!

BTW, God told me so!

That's like saying you mouth-breathing inbred hick liberals who are anti-religion all secretly sneak out and go to church every Sunday.

Come up with something better, Goober. Like all of your lines, this one is getting rather worn. Why don't you PM jhale or LoungeMachine for some different material? God knows you're too stupid to come up with something on your own. :biggrin: