Rapper Xzibit: 'Planking' Is RACIST!!!

[Jagermeister]

It's the latest craze taking over the Internet -- lying face down in bizarre places, stiff as wood -- but rapper Xzibit is leading a new charge AGAINST "planking" ... claiming the practice has RACIST roots.

Xzibit took to his Twitter recently, claiming, "Planking is THE dumbest sh*t ever. Planking was a way to transport slaves on ships during the slave trade, its not funny. Educate yourselves."

The rapper adds, "Dont get it twisted. I care less where your dumb asses lay face down and take pictures of the sh*t, I'm just telling you where it came from."

It's all probably news to Katy Perry, Demi Moore, Rosario Dawson (above), Chris Brown, and Justin Bieber -- who have ALL posted pics of themselves online ... looking board.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/08/rapper-xzibit-planking-racist-racism-slavery-twitter-bieber-chris-brown-rosario-dawson-internet-crazy-prank/

[Jagermeister]

:biggrin:

Really is some stupid shit though. Where the fuck do people come up with this shit?

[chefcraig]

Xzibit took to his Twitter recently, claiming, "Planking is THE dumbest sh*t ever...

Apparently this half-wit has never watched an episode of his own Pimp My Ride show.


http://img1.imagehousing.com/60/cdefd0773ce68871be6416c1eceaf5b4.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/792537)

[Nitro Express]

If someone planks around me I'm going to walk the plank. I will jump up on their back and maybe do some jumping and dancing.:biggrin:

[sadaist]

It's the latest craze -- lying stiff as wood


This ain't nothing new. My ex-wife started planking the first time we had married sex.

[Diamondjimi]

This ain't nothing new. My ex-wife started planking the first time we had married sex.

:lol:

[Jagermeister]

:biggrin:

http://letsplank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/planking.jpg

[Nitro Express]

What kind of fast food joint sells shepherd's pie?

[Jagermeister]

What kind of fast food joint sells shepherd's pie?

lol. You read the menu?
:lmao:

[Nitro Express]

It's lunchtime and I'm hungry but I will pass on the shepherd's pie.

[Jagermeister]

I'd plan:biggrin:k the shit out of this.

http://www.theplankinggame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-h2h-woman-planking-on-furniture.jpg

[Jagermeister]

Maybe this isn't so stupid after all. :hitch:

http://sexyplanking.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/two-girls-bikini-planking.jpg

[BITEYOASS]

This ain't nothing new. My ex-wife started planking the first time we had married sex.

You forgot to add the: OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

[Nitro Express]

I'd plan:biggrin:k the shit out of this.

http://www.theplankinggame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-h2h-woman-planking-on-furniture.jpg

I'm into partial planking. Only a part of me gets hard and stiff but I still want to play!

[Nitro Express]

Maybe this isn't so stupid after all. :hitch:

http://sexyplanking.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/two-girls-bikini-planking.jpg

Screw the planking game. I want to play sandwich. They can be the buns and I can be the salami.

[clarathecarrot]

GET ENGLAND OUT OF IRELAND!!!

Yeah, so I guess I am a racist also from 973 years ago.

Planking reminds me of the... RACK!

My people suffered and died on that monster made of wood.

But then Hardwood Floors are kinda nice and I wasn't there.

Plank on Muthas!

[sadaist]

What kind of fast food joint sells shepherd's pie?



lol. You read the menu?
:lmao:


HAHAHA!

Was thinking exact same thing.

[clarathecarrot]

I actually preffer elbows down and ass up ..kids these days....whatteva'/

[Va Beach VH Fan]

http://stat.mobli.com/media_stills/media_125917.jpg

[Dan]

Damn.:D

[sadaist]

I'd be more impressed if the blades on that chopper were moving.

;)

[BITEYOASS]

I bet some drill instructor in San Diego and Parris Island is gonna find a way to make this a punishment. Instead of planking a few seconds, they'll have to stay in that position for as long as possible between two footlockers, while holding their rifles with their arms locked. :biggrin:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

That was taken in Afghanistan, by the way....

[VAiN]

Now that Xzibit says it's racist, I'm on board. This coming from a guy who uses the 'N' word in every sentence.

[VAiN]

:biggrin:

http://letsplank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/planking.jpg

Seriously, where the fuck is this from?? I want to go!

[chefcraig]

Seriously, where the fuck is this from?? I want to go!

For the life of me, I can't seem to make out the logo. I believe it to be a Brown's Chicken outlet, based upon the menu. But if you take a close look, the logos in the upper left corner of each panel appear to be brown and yellow, while the Brown's logo is green and yellow.

Then again, who knows where the photo was taken? This could be an independent or a chain limited to one area of the country. Hell, it could be from Australia, where planking is really taking off and (to add to the confusion) some of the American-based fast food joints have completely different names.


http://img1.imagehousing.com/51/cf7625ba338519d63b21b7e164007469.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/793627)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

My son and his friends are all ga-ga over it, don't ask me why....

[sadaist]

It's just a fad that will pass. I think it's stupid, but it seems so far to be harmless fun. if this is what the kids want to do instead of getting into trouble...ENJOY! Fucking plank away!

I mean look what we did. We tied bandanas to our legs & wrists. That had to look pretty damn stupid to our parents.

[Nitro Express]

Well planking isn't as repulsive as public fucking.

[clarathecarrot]

GATDAMMITT OLYMPICS!!! RACISTS... IT'S EVERYWHERRE!!! MO FO!!!

White Racists are also and from what I have heard for YEARS!! PLANKING AT THE OLYMPICS!!!

What a world,, what a world..!!!

http://sathyasaibaba.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dimosthenis-tampakos-2.jpg

If I was a rapper looking for some press ," what the CRAK.".( new hook for song) I would be calling JESSE!

[clarathecarrot]

Well planking isn't as repulsive as public fucking.

It looks funny but feels good...fublic plucking, and if it feels good there will soon be a law agin'it.

[chefcraig]

http://img1.imagehousing.com/75/f41ab46e07e303c8eadaf36022532595.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/797607)

[FORD]

For the life of me, I can't seem to make out the logo. I believe it to be a Brown's Chicken outlet, based upon the menu. But if you take a close look, the logos in the upper left corner of each panel appear to be brown and yellow, while the Brown's logo is green and yellow.

Then again, who knows where the photo was taken? This could be an independent or a chain limited to one area of the country. Hell, it could be from Australia, where planking is really taking off and (to add to the confusion) some of the American-based fast food joints have completely different names.


http://img1.imagehousing.com/51/cf7625ba338519d63b21b7e164007469.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/793627)

That logo looks like a blatant Burger King ripoff, yet the name suggests it might be a variant of Jack In The Box. Though the Shepherd's Pie thing actually makes sense, if it's Down Under.

[fryingdutchman]

:biggrin:

http://letsplank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/planking.jpg

Just another way for people to use the internet to show what insatiable attention-whores they really are.

I hope the top of that order box and menu board are COVERED in pigeon shit....

Ten bucks says if they fell off and hurt themselves they'd have the audacity to sue the fucking restaurant chain for damages.

Dumbasses....

[fryingdutchman]

Pretty funny how Xzibit wants to play the "racism" card when he was the host of "Pimp My Ride" for a number of years.

Although it's pretty obvious that not all "pimps" are black, isn't the world "pimp" generally associated with a negative stereotype of black men??

[fryingdutchman]

I just searched "pimp" in Google images and this was the second image on the first row of pictures...

http://smaointelambo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pimp1.jpg

Why wasn't Xzibit pissed at the word "pimp" in his TV show?

[chefcraig]

Why wasn't Xzibit pissed at the word "pimp" in his TV show?


Because the word was used as a verb, rather than a noun. Xzibit is deep that way.

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo139/neverscream/xzibit-yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-to-.jpg