I'm in mourning

[Sensible Shoes]

My lovely little rock station that plays the deep cuts from VH 1-6 let me down today. I'd love to tell you it isn't true, but I got in the car this AM and turned on the radio to hear.....




....."best of both worlds" .....

I'm simply weeping as I write this.

[Seshmeister]

Not a good situation and I hope you are getting over it ok.

That said I think BOBW is probably the best Van Hagar song by quite a distance. Still an unpleasant thing to go through obviously but it could have been worse...

[Sensible Shoes]

Like that song about breakfast or something?

Thanks for the boost, but I don't think I feel better.

[Diamondjimi]

The quickest bullet for a Hagar "song" is the next station preset button...

Hope you're feeling better, Shoes... :biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

I was so shocked I just didn't think of turning it off. Also, I have listened to so little of that shit, I had to leave it on til the chorus - saying "Jesus, that sounds like Hagar".......and soon I had the horrid truth.

[Dr. Love]

It's like ... you could sense a change, and nothing felt the same ... and all your dreams were strange.

[Dr. Love]

you know, when you hear something like that on the radio... it's rough. Contact is all it takes to change your life, to lose your place in time.

[Dr. Love]

The more I reflect on this, the more I think you should dry your eyes and save all the tears you've cried. You belong in a world that must be strong.

[LoungeMachine]

Shame you never learned how to change stations.....

:gulp:

[FORD]

Shoes, you know you don't have to die and go to Heaven, or hang around to be born again.

Just tune in to what some other rock station has to offer

Cause Van Hagar will NEVER be here again.

[Seshmeister]

You are our for a run in the park. It's quite a nice day and you are jogging along listening to some tunes on your iPlayer, maybe singing along and then it happens.

You trip over something on the ground and as you pitch forward you can't help yourself from opening your mouth in exclamation. You put your hands out to break your fall but by an incredible bit of bad luck your face lands right in the middle of a big dog shit and it hits the back of your throat. Some of it chokes you a little and you gasp for air inhaling more into your lungs. You jump up tears coming to your eyes spitting furiously. Looking down you see it's a fresh shit but it's been there long enough in the hot sun for flies to lay eggs in it and there are some white maggots crawling on the top of the stinking filth. You realise that a couple are wriggling in the remains of the detritus in your mouth.

It's then that you realise that it's almost exactly like hearing Van Hagar on the radio.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

This is a horrible situation....

The only way to get that Velveeta-infested lameness purged from your system is to hear something even MORE lame....

[ZahZoo]

Disturbing turn of events... hang in there Shoes!!

Remember after III Spammy did top the lameness...

Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

[Vinnie Velvet]

Disturbing turn of events... hang in there Shoes!!

Remember after III Spammy did top the lameness...

Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

Ah fuck, Zah.

Did ya have to post that shit?

ARGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[hotsummerknight]

thats a great song, i dont see what the big deal is.

[Jagermeister]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/2/128964015153553486.jpg

[VAiN]

Be strong... only time will tell who stands the test of time. We're all with you.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Be strong... only time will tell who stands the test of time. We're all with you.

I'm gonna be sick....

[Dr. Love]

You are our for a run in the park. It's quite a nice day and you are jogging along listening to some tunes on your iPlayer, maybe singing along and then it happens.

You trip over something on the ground and as you pitch forward you can't help yourself from opening your mouth in exclamation. You put your hands out to break your fall but by an incredible bit of bad luck your face lands right in the middle of a big dog shit and it hits the back of your throat. Some of it chokes you a little and you gasp for air inhaling more into your lungs. You jump up tears coming to your eyes spitting furiously. Looking down you see it's a fresh shit but it's been there long enough in the hot sun for flies to lay eggs in it and there are some white maggots crawling on the top of the stinking filth. You realise that a couple are wriggling in the remains of the detritus in your mouth.

It's then that you realise that it's almost exactly like hearing Van Hagar on the radio.

That's awful! I've been to Rome and Dallas, TX. Man, I thought I'd seen it all.

What an image!

[Guitar Shark]

you know, when you hear something like that on the radio... it's rough. Contact is all it takes to change your life, to lose your place in time.

Timing is everything. Yesterday, I saw my love light shine.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

god awful thread :barf: :biggrin:

[chefcraig]

No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends. Late in the evening after some concentrated drinking, I felt a change, nothing seemed the same as my bladder felt nature's call. While bent over and prone out in the bushes seeking relief...


"Some kind of alien, looked for an opening...love comes walking in."

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/endlesswake/cartman.jpg

[VAiN]

No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends.

I love those hot summer nights and my radio. That's all we need, baby.... Don't 'cha know?

[FORD]

god awful thread :barf: :biggrin:

Well, you got Allah in the east, you got Jesus in the west. Christ, what's a 65 year old tequila selling cheese balladeer to do? :lmao:

[VAiN]

Everybody's lookin for something... something to fill in the holes... :bananasex:

[Dr. Love]

No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends. Late in the evening after some concentrated drinking, I felt a change, nothing seemed the same as my bladder felt nature's call. While bent over and prone out in the bushes seeking relief...


"Some kind of alien, looked for an opening...love comes walking in."

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/endlesswake/cartman.jpg

Don't worry man. They'll find a cure for anything; to just kill the pain or numb your brain.

[Dr. Love]

I'm gonna be sick....

Yeah I'm not feeling too good either. Honestly... If I were you, and you were me... I wonder who I'd want to be. You know what I mean? It's like with just one wish you can't refuse... I wouldn't know what to choose.

[VAiN]

Oh man... I can't help but feel someone cracked the seventh seal... take me down to the virgin spring, wash away my suffering.

[lesfunk]

Sunday morning 9 a.m.
I saw fire in the sky
I felt my heart pound in my chest
I heard an eagle cry
Now I'm alive I can breathe the air
Feel the wind, smell the earth in the air
I watch an eagle rise above the trees
Project myself into what he sees
Hey-

pheeuuuuuuu

[VanHalener]

Someone ban me before I have to read one more faking Bette Middler lyric here!

Spammy Hagar gives back alley blowjobs before every failed attempt at putting on an entertaining show for the Mexican public.
Go ahead, check his arrest record down there.

[mh5150]

Its my life get off my ass get outa my face
Man i dont see a problem. Kickin' back aint kickin' you no no
if i make em i solve em

[Guitar Shark]

Don't worry man. They'll find a cure for anything; to just kill the pain or numb your brain.

This is true. All you have to do is dial 1-900-SPANKED, all you bad bad boys.

[THEDOCTOR]

Right now?

[sadaist]

all you bad bad boys.


Bad boys?


Don't you know it's not who you are but how you dress. That's 1 thing I learned from these guys, I must confess.

[Dr. Love]

Someone ban me before I have to read one more faking Bette Middler lyric here!

Don't draw the line! Honey ... I ain't through with you.


Spammy Hagar gives back alley blowjobs before every failed attempt at putting on an entertaining show for the Mexican public.
Go ahead, check his arrest record down there.

There's a time and place for everything. For everyone. Hell, he can push with all his might, but no ones going to come.

No... nothing's gonna change.

[VanHalener]

Oh shit! It's spreading rapidly!

[VAiN]

This thread is awesomely terrible. I love it!

[VanHalener]

This thread just gave me eye cancer

[PETE'S BROTHER]

just like a trainwreck. hey kwame!!!! :headlights:

[Dr. Love]

This thread just gave me eye cancer

It's about time.

[VanHalener]

Oh shit! Now it has given me ball cancer!

Hope Shoes is alright

[VAiN]

Now I'm livin with the aftershock...

[VanHalener]

It's about time.

Sorry to have kept you waiting

[Dr. Love]

Sorry to have kept you waiting

It's not enough.

Hey... (Dr.) Love hurts you sometimes.

[VanHalener]

Somebody get me a doctor!



I want to remove my hippocampus so I can sleep tonight

[Guitar Shark]

Hey... (Dr.) Love hurts you sometimes.

Woo! In 'n' out.

[chefcraig]

Woo!

Speaking of "Woo", if some guy sat down next to you on a bus and said the following, wouldn't you move or exit immediately?

Hey!
Alright!
Woo!
How 'bout 'cha now, come on!
Oh yeah!
Dig it! That's right
Crank it! Blow out!
Uh! Ouch!
Help me
Now flip on over
Wax it on down
Woo!
Woo!
That's right!

[ThrillsNSpills]

You're all evil. At least this has a good solo.

[sadaist]

You're all evil. At least this has a good solo.



I must say, as a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, the 5150 show I attended was kick ass. Eddie was just so fucking good that night. Better than ever. Just as Dave was better than ever on the EEAS tour. Shoulda been together dammit.

[VAiN]

I must say, as a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, the 5150 show I attended was kick ass. Eddie was just so fucking good that night. Better than ever. Just as Dave was better than ever on the EEAS tour. Shoulda been together dammit.

I must agree... the solo on the live version of HSN is insanely good... in fact, it was U.S. Prime, Grade A stamped, guaranteed...

[VAiN]

Speaking of "Woo", if some guy sat down next to you on a bus and said the following, wouldn't you move or exit immediately?

Hey!
Alright!
Woo!
How 'bout 'cha now, come on!
Oh yeah!
Dig it! That's right
Crank it! Blow out!
Uh! Ouch!
Help me
Now flip on over
Wax it on down
Woo!
Woo!
That's right!

No way man, that right there is gold, my friend... GOLD!!

[mh5150]

Forgive me father
For I have sinned
I've been through hell and back again
Shook hands with the devil
Looked him in the eye
Looked like a long lost friend

[mh5150]

You know what i need

[mh5150]

You know what i need

90 days on the road is what I need
When my axe cuts me deep, I let it bleed
On the stage, off my strings, down my face
And all over me

[mh5150]

You know what i need

NO THATS NOT IT ITS THIS
She's so fine
How about a 9 on a 10 scale
With long legs straight on up to her lunch pail
Sweet little wishbone, oh yeah
Don't wanna break her in half
Lick up one side and down the other
Always makes her laugh

[Dan]

Holy Shit,I Must Be Posting At The Links.:biggrin::hitch:

[VAiN]

The missing links...

[mh5150]

:lmao::lmao:
this is some funny ( and stupid) sheeete

[mh5150]

i DONT LIKE THOSE LINKS

[Blaze]

Shoes radio gets hijacked, Pojo turns forty and a spammy sing-a-long at the Army.
It's happening, 2012 is upon us. :fiddle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Can someone return my brain? I've dropped dozens of IQ points after this.

[FORD]

Can someone return my brain? I've dropped dozens of IQ points after this.

Hey, you started this shit! :biggrin:

[Dr. Love]

Now I know none of this was planned ... it all just kind of happened. I got more than I wanted, but how is still a mystery.

[sadaist]

Shoes radio gets hijacked, Pojo turns forty and a spammy sing-a-long at the Army.
It's happening, 2012 is upon us. :fiddle:


:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

The above rubbish is why I never listen to the radio, save for the few seconds it takes me to wake up long enough to shut my alarm off in the morning. Some mornings I hate to turn it off, as it is playing CVH. Other mornings I can't wait to turn it off, as it is playing some kind of putrified mung that only a retarded marmoset would enjoy while eating it's own shit.

I listen exclusively to CDs and DVDs.

[VAiN]

Now I know none of this was planned ... it all just kind of happened. I got more than I wanted, but how is still a mystery.

I've been out there.. tried a bit of everything. It's all sex without love...

[Seshmeister]

I must say, as a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, the 5150 show I attended was kick ass.

This is better.

[VanHalener]

I've been out there.. tried a bit of everything. It's all sex without love...

Sex with men and mules
That's Spammy's modus operandi

[Sensible Shoes]

I did NOT start the Spammy singalong. I was complaining about Van Hagar, remember?

[FORD]

Unfortunately, I think there's a couple of folks here who really DO like washing down their cheese with overpriced tequila, if you know what I mean.

[Dr. Love]

Says the people that clearly recognized all the Van Hagar lyrics. :)

[Unchainme]

Fuck it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUqqjguBtY&feature=related

While I'm ducking the trash thrown at me. It's actually extremely eerie how similar Bolton's attempt at making Hard Rock sounds eeriely like FUCK-Era Van Hagar. Now I'm wondering if Bolton and Hagar are the same guy.

[FORD]

I always thought that song sounded more like mid-80's KISS than Van Hagar. I could actually picture Stanley Eisen singing it while checking out the dick of the guy next to him in the men's room.

Apparently Bruce Kulick played guitar on it, which would explain the KISS factor.

[sadaist]

I always thought that song sounded more like mid-80's KISS


WOW. Fucking no doubt man. Total KISS sound.

[VanHalener]

I did NOT start the Spammy singalong. I was complaining about Van Hagar, remember?

The bastards at your radio station deserve one more chance.
Have a little mean ass guitar in the mean time and I'll send the faks an email/fair warning.:hitch:

[Sensible Shoes]

Have a little mean ass guitar in the mean time and I'll send the faks an email/fair warning.:hitch:



I don't THINK that's a lyric, so I'm going to say, thank you, humbly, thank you.

[ThrillsNSpills]

[ThrillsNSpills]

listen to that 10 times and complain about it.

[ThrillsNSpills]

quite the screechfest

[Sensible Shoes]

I'll just complain about the freeze sitting there. If I have to read his damned lyrics, why the HELL do i haave to look at him?

[ZahZoo]

Come on guys... it ain't that bad. What's wrong with y'all?

Say live and let live, so quick to judge
Slow to forgive, when you're holding a grudge
Don't always believe, all you need is love
How many, how many, say I

[chefcraig]

I always thought that song sounded more like mid-80's KISS than Van Hagar. I could actually picture Stanley Eisen singing it while checking out the dick of the guy next to him in the men's room.

Apparently Bruce Kulick played guitar on it, which would explain the KISS factor.

Try this for a KISS sound-alike, particularly when the "If heavy is the weight of the world" part kicks in. If that isn't Paul Stanley, then I'm Abe Vigoda.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJS8jDQdeF8

Kulick and Bolton were in a short-lived band called Black Jack, which wasn't completely terrible. The thing is, it served as the testing grounds for Bolton while he perfected his overblown foghorn singing style.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCGMdf3qNIE

[ThrillsNSpills]

They took the riff from Stompin 8H , sucked the great out of it, and made dirty water dog, where it sounds like Ed's kicked over a beer bottle in the beginning.

[kwame k]

just like a trainwreck. hey kwame!!!! :headlights:

Agreed :headlights:

[Seshmeister]

Try this for a KISS sound-alike, particularly when the "If heavy is the weight of the world" part kicks in. If that isn't Paul Stanley, then I'm Abe Vigoda.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJS8jDQdeF8
[/video]

Another shit 'Van Halen' song without Roth I'd never heard before.

I'm starting to notice a pattern here...

[binnie]

Oh dear Christ!

It's like stumbling into a madhouse.

[kwame k]