Loons The Great
08-16-2011, 06:49 PM
Do you believe the REAL red rocker is Louisiana Red, Speckled Red, Piano Red, Red Allen, Tampa Red, Redd Foxx, or The Red Devils?
Well, have I gots the song fuh you!!
Sammy Hagar has ruined the color red!!
Sammy Hagar is fat like K-Fed!
We go to a Cards game, tryin' to represent
Can't sport the red--cuz done got ruined
Wife and I'se went to this bar, the place sho' was kickin'
UNTIL the dj killed my buzz and ruined the evenin'
By spinnin' 'rock n roll weekend'
van hagar I never could get usedta
An Sambo is older than Methuselah
I don't believe them aliens downloaded Sammy's brains
They saw THE WORST lyrics and said shyiiiiiiit, RETREAT! Let's go find the cat who wrote Unchained!
Sammy believes anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
Sambo, put that microphone down--you're hurting it's feelings!!
He likes donuts that are dunkin
Seriously, what the cuss is telefaxin' or telefunkin?
If you see Sammy, better hide your Twinkies
When he put his dick in the dirt
Michael Anthony was there to wash his Winky
Well, have I gots the song fuh you!!
Sammy Hagar has ruined the color red!!
Sammy Hagar is fat like K-Fed!
We go to a Cards game, tryin' to represent
Can't sport the red--cuz done got ruined
Wife and I'se went to this bar, the place sho' was kickin'
UNTIL the dj killed my buzz and ruined the evenin'
By spinnin' 'rock n roll weekend'
van hagar I never could get usedta
An Sambo is older than Methuselah
I don't believe them aliens downloaded Sammy's brains
They saw THE WORST lyrics and said shyiiiiiiit, RETREAT! Let's go find the cat who wrote Unchained!
Sammy believes anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
Sambo, put that microphone down--you're hurting it's feelings!!
He likes donuts that are dunkin
Seriously, what the cuss is telefaxin' or telefunkin?
If you see Sammy, better hide your Twinkies
When he put his dick in the dirt
Michael Anthony was there to wash his Winky