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VAiN
09-02-2011, 03:41 PM
Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:

http://www.jeffreymosierphotographyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/6A.jpg

Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.

Thoughts?

PETE'S BROTHER
09-02-2011, 03:51 PM
he has lots o money

chefcraig
09-02-2011, 03:53 PM
Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."

Va Beach VH Fan
09-02-2011, 04:19 PM
"Overkicked his coverage" comes to mind... :D

But Craig ain't bullshitin' either... ;)

binnie
09-02-2011, 04:25 PM
He must be really, really funny.

Coyote
09-02-2011, 04:28 PM
Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:

http://www.jeffreymosierphotographyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/6A.jpg

Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.

Thoughts?

She saw the shlong.

Nitro Express
09-02-2011, 04:30 PM
Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.

VAiN
09-02-2011, 04:31 PM
Yes, you are all correct.. I had the same thoughts myself.. I'll also contribute - she's probably a whore who has banged everything in town and has realized her looks won't last forever and this guy came along and didn't treat her like garbage. Reminds me of an ex.. she's about to marry a dude who isn't on her level, but she's a whore. So you know..

VAiN
09-02-2011, 04:32 PM
You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.

You are wise, sir. Grate advice.

Bob_R
09-02-2011, 04:34 PM
Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.

I know a woman with disgusting calves/legs. You could rip off a leg and use it as an umbrella stand.

binnie
09-02-2011, 04:47 PM
I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?

VAiN
09-02-2011, 05:30 PM
I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?

We have a term here - 'cankles' - think calves + ankles. If a chick has cankles, you're pretty much guaranteed she'll be thick at some point. It's like a time-bomb. A race against nature and time.

Sensible Shoes
09-02-2011, 06:20 PM
Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.

VAiN
09-02-2011, 06:26 PM
Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.

Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.

binnie
09-02-2011, 06:31 PM
I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.

Sensible Shoes
09-02-2011, 06:32 PM
I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.

fabulous!

twonabomber
09-02-2011, 06:36 PM
She saw the shlong.

i was going to guess "hung to his knee."

looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.

hambon4lif
09-02-2011, 06:42 PM
looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.If he landed her then that nerd definitely got his 'revenge'.

I'd let her sit on my face in church!

jhale667
09-02-2011, 06:47 PM
Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.

You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.

PETE'S BROTHER
09-02-2011, 06:52 PM
I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.

was she upside down?

binnie
09-02-2011, 06:58 PM
was she upside down?

Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....

PETE'S BROTHER
09-02-2011, 07:06 PM
Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....

:hee:

sadaist
09-02-2011, 07:38 PM
Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."



You show me a beautiful woman....


....and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her.

ODShowtime
09-02-2011, 07:42 PM
You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.

I dumped a girl because of that once.

VAiN
09-02-2011, 08:17 PM
I dumped a girl because of that once.

Nice! Props on the defense there.. I like the commitment.

SunisinuS
09-02-2011, 08:53 PM
It is a Michelle Bachman thing. She wants political office later and he wants more "free" time.

Hardrock69
09-03-2011, 01:19 AM
I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?

Moooo

Hardrock69
09-03-2011, 01:22 AM
Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer". :biggrin:

PETE'S BROTHER
09-03-2011, 12:28 PM
Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer". :biggrin:

betcha little texan could make ya one