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09-18-2011, 04:59 PM
From Boston.barstoolsports.com Fookin Grate!
Larry Brown Sports - Just when you thought all aspects of the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice love story had been explored, we forget that Mike Tyson had yet to weigh in. Iron Mike did just that as a guest on Gridlock KWWN Espn Radio 1100/98.9FM with Paul Howard, Mitch Moss, and Seat Williams Thursday… Though Tyson was stoked that Palin was into black guys, he doesn’t think Rice is the kind of guy who would have given it to her the way he would want. “Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head! Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!” … Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude? She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her. When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff! Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”
Friggin Mike Tyson. Doesn’t it just figure that he’d have the most insightful, thoughtful take on this whole story? The biggest news item of the week. The perfect intersection of sports, politics, sex, scandal, gossip and sleazy journalism, and the one great mind who can sum it all up is Iron Mike. I’m going to level with you. I want to do it with Sarah Palin so bad I can taste it. I don’t care what your politics are, she’s just the total package for me. A MILF. The glasses. Slightly crazy. A tough chick who can handle a high-powered rifle and who looks good doing it. But who isn’t shy about flaunting her old beauty queen/ TV sports slut sexy vibe. But as he is on all such matters, Tyson is the voice of reason. What would a guy like me do with Sarah? She needs a someone like Rodman. A stallion. Someone who can push her guts up in the back of her head. She needs the wombshifter. Not some sexually average schmuck like me or Glen Rice.
PS. I wonder if this really will help her with the Black vote if she decides to run. Since she and McCain got like .0001% last time, it can’t hurt. @JerryThornton1
Larry Brown Sports - Just when you thought all aspects of the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice love story had been explored, we forget that Mike Tyson had yet to weigh in. Iron Mike did just that as a guest on Gridlock KWWN Espn Radio 1100/98.9FM with Paul Howard, Mitch Moss, and Seat Williams Thursday… Though Tyson was stoked that Palin was into black guys, he doesn’t think Rice is the kind of guy who would have given it to her the way he would want. “Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head! Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!” … Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude? She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her. When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff! Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”
Friggin Mike Tyson. Doesn’t it just figure that he’d have the most insightful, thoughtful take on this whole story? The biggest news item of the week. The perfect intersection of sports, politics, sex, scandal, gossip and sleazy journalism, and the one great mind who can sum it all up is Iron Mike. I’m going to level with you. I want to do it with Sarah Palin so bad I can taste it. I don’t care what your politics are, she’s just the total package for me. A MILF. The glasses. Slightly crazy. A tough chick who can handle a high-powered rifle and who looks good doing it. But who isn’t shy about flaunting her old beauty queen/ TV sports slut sexy vibe. But as he is on all such matters, Tyson is the voice of reason. What would a guy like me do with Sarah? She needs a someone like Rodman. A stallion. Someone who can push her guts up in the back of her head. She needs the wombshifter. Not some sexually average schmuck like me or Glen Rice.
PS. I wonder if this really will help her with the Black vote if she decides to run. Since she and McCain got like .0001% last time, it can’t hurt. @JerryThornton1