View Full Version : Viva Repuke Vegas! (How many goddamn debates are these idiots gonna do anyway??)
Yet another Republican freakshow on CNN right now.
Anderson Vanderbildt Cooper brings you the circus, live from Las Vegas......
No Jon Huntsman tonight??
Guess that means the insanity level will be 100% instead of the usual 95%?
Man On Dog says Pizza Guy's ridiculous tax plan will keep people from having children. Batshit still calls herself a "tax attorney" and calls her husband Marcus a "job creator". Well, I suppose he created a lot of blowjobs, but do those really count in economic figures?
Cain wants to make a new breakfast pizza with apples, oranges, and bread, and Ron Paul thinks we should pay NOTHING in taxes.
Cain says "y'all don't understand the plan. But I don't either" and Mittens wants to open a fruit stand to pay for all of Herman's apples and oranges.
Batshit Bachmann wants to tax the poor, NOT the rich. Completely deregulate the banks, and of course, repeal BarryMittensCare.
pRick wants to drill every goddamn inch of the ground for oil, and destroy every aquifer in the country by fracking through it for natural gas. YEEEHAAW!
Mittens agrees with him (there's a first)
Mittens: My health care plan is NOT Obamacare, so stop saying that, Elohim damn it!!
Newt: Of course not, but I'll bash it anyway, just because it came from Taxachussetts.
Mittens: I got the idea from you, you goddamn Muppet!
Bachmann: Hey, don't ignore me, I want to bash the Mormon cultist freak too.
Everybody else: Shut up bitch!
hambon4lif
10-18-2011, 08:44 PM
No Jon Huntsman tonight??
Guess that means the insanity level will be 100% instead of the usual 95%?Actually, he's boycotting the motherfucker...
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Elections/From-the-Wires/2011/1018/Why-Jon-Huntsman-will-boycott-the-GOP-debate-tonight
......the guy is becoming impossible to dislike.
Ah, here we go with the weekly pRick/Mittens war...
pRick: You hired illegal aliens
Mitt: I did not. They were LDS missionaries from Mexico, and I was training them to baptize the dead
pRick: Oh that's just horseshit
Mittens: Well, you would certainly know what that looks like, since you're state is full of it.
pRick: Anderson! This Mormon bully is pickin' on me. Can I execute him?
Cooper: Uh, no. Not while we're on the air. Wait for a commercial break.
Pizza Guy: Hell yeah I would build an electric fence across the Mexican border. And I'd hire Mexicans at minimum wage to do it, just like I hire them to bake pizza!
pRick: We don't need fences, we need "boots on the ground" firing unmanned drones from thousands of miles away. Iran. Drug cartels. Be scared, goddamn it!!
Batshit: President Obama is an illegal alien! Let's waste billions of dollars making English the official language, even though Romney is the only one of us on this stage who can even fucking speak it coherently.
Nitro Express
10-18-2011, 08:59 PM
If a sex tape of Michelle Bachmann leaked out on the internet, would you watch it?
Latino audience member asks question why any Latino should vote for one of them.... all candidates ignore the question and repeat the usual talking point.
Except Batshit Bachmann who drags out the old "anchor baby" fear tactic.
Man on Dog plays the Catholic card "Faith family community, blah blah blah"
If a sex tape of Michelle Bachmann leaked out on the internet, would you watch it?
Maybe if it was her and Sarah Palin. :biggrin:
Should nuclear waste be dumped in a hole in the middle of an empty Nevada moonscape?
All the candidates kiss the locals asses and say "No".
(Of course none of them deal with the larger question of whether nuclear power is worth it at all - which it isn't)
The Texas Twits think it (and all energy) should be completely privatized. Uh, remember ENRON, guys?
Man On Dog: I'm better than all you assholes because you supported the bank bailouts, and I was busy Googling myself and missed the vote.
pRick: Sheeeit, I'm the dumbass governor of Texas. You think they listened to me?
Cain: I make pizza for a living! What the fuck was I supposed to do about it?
Batshit: I'm a mom with 497 kids, damn it, and I blame that illegal alien Obama for all the foreclosures.
Cain: Occupy Wall Street? Aw Hell no. They all need to be making pizza at minimum wage.
Ron Paul: The protestors are right. Fuck the "Federal" Reserve.
Cain: There you go, mixing apples and dessert pizzas again....
Mittens: Corporations are people. Blame Obama for everything. I know how to create jobs. You takeover a company, fire everybody and outsource it all to India and China. I've created thousands of jobs! Just not here. But it's all for the glory of Elohim our Heavenly Father, of course.
Man On Dog (on religion): I don't mind that Mitt Romney's a cultist, as long as he believes most of the same right wing shit that I do.
Newt: As long as he's not an atheist, I'm cool with it.
pRick: I believe in freedom of religion, but I still think Mitt is an asshole.
Mittens: Do I need to drag out the Thomas Jefferson quotes here? So what if I believe Herman Cain was descended from angels too lazy to fight Jesus' brother, Satan?
Batshit on "defense" - The world hates us, and it's all because of that socialist illegal Kenyan. NUKE IRAN!!! (where the fuck was she between 2001-2009??)
Ron Paul: (in a rare moment of sanity) End all the ridiculous overseas occupations, cut "defense" spending and increase security in the process.
Frothy mixture: Increase "defense" spending! MORE war, not less!! NUKE Iran, and whatever other countries NuttyYahoo wants us to kill!!
Batshit: Obama hates the Jews!!! We have to fund Israel or Jesus will send us to Hell.
Cain: Pizza through strength!
Paul : Reagan negotiated with terrorists, you idiots! You call him your Messiah, and totally fucking forget that??
Cooper: So which one of you idiots can beat Obama?
Man on Google: Polls are irrelevant. I can win the entire country, because I won Pennsylvania once.
Mittens: Are you kidding? Would anybody vote for any of these fools, except me?
pRick: Aw Hell, Mitt's a Yankee Mormon flip flopper, and I created a shit load of minimum wage jobs. And I love killing people. Y'all Republicans LOVE that, right?
Cain: I can fix everything. All I need is duct tape and a big brick oven.
Batshit: I need to go home and bake a cake. My husband wears more pastels than me (other mindless babble)
Newt: I'm writing a new Contract ON America and I want to debate Barry, but I have no idea how I could possibly win.
SunisinuS
10-18-2011, 10:20 PM
Given the Aachem's Razor.....Huntsman would be the only one I would consider....too bad for the Republicans they did not actually see what he was about.
Obama lost me on the pot issue.
I am not going to tolerate fear or ignorance on either side of the political "electrified" fence.
This is a music site right?
Nitro Express
10-18-2011, 10:35 PM
Maybe if it was her and Sarah Palin. :biggrin:
I want to see them oil wrestle.
Nitro Express
10-18-2011, 10:38 PM
Given the Aachem's Razor.....Huntsman would be the only one I would consider....too bad for the Republicans they did not actually see what he was about.
Obama lost me on the pot issue.
I am not going to tolerate fear or ignorance on either side of the political "electrified" fence.
This is a music site right?
Lady lynn de Rothschild is backing Huntsman. Obviously she is interested in buying up the US on the cheap so Huntsman must play into that plan for her to be interested in him. One thing for sure, she's got the money and connections. I wouldn't write him off quite yet.
She backed Hillary the last time. In fact she was one of the leaders of that wackjob PUMA cult that was still trying to get Hillary the nomination even after Hillary herself finally conceded. Comparatively sane compared to that racist Islamaphobe bitch Pam Geller (another PUMA cult leader who has gone on to bigger and batshittier things) but still not exactly somebody I would want on my team.
Nitro Express
10-18-2011, 11:00 PM
She backed Hillary the last time. In fact she was one of the leaders of that wackjob PUMA cult that was still trying to get Hillary the nomination even after Hillary herself finally conceded. Comparatively sane compared to that racist Islamaphobe bitch Pam Geller (another PUMA cult leader who has gone on to bigger and batshittier things) but still not exactly somebody I would want on my team.
She met her current husband Sir Evelyn de Rothschild by being introduced to him at a Bilderberg meeting.
http://www.portfolio.com/views/columns/the-world-according-to/2007/10/05/An-interview-with-Lady-de-Rothschild
Basically a globalist interested in outsourcing to where the cheap labor is and then buying up the ruined nations on the cheap. I liked it when Lynn said they avoided the real estate crash and now were going to buy up things cheap. Well duh, it was the banks who created the crash on purpose and they have made record profits while ruining whole nations. Bilderberg is one of the organizations these banks organize their strategies through. They want trade zones and not countries. They want corporate fascism and not a democratic republic.
Pretty much all the Republicans have been bought off or are too stupid to realize they are being used. The Tea Party were too stupid to see they were being used and taken over. Hopefully the same thing won't happen to the Wall Street protest movements that are decent.
Nitro Express
10-18-2011, 11:03 PM
You pretty much just want to ignore what a politican is saying and research who is backing them and who they are surrounding themselves with. That will tell you more about them than what they are saying. Actually, the speeches are not that important. The debates can show you how smart or dumb they are. The most important thing to look for is who is pulling the strings in the dark. Who's behind the curtain of Oz.
SunisinuS
10-18-2011, 11:58 PM
Lady lynn de Rothschild is backing Huntsman. Obviously she is interested in buying up the US on the cheap so Huntsman must play into that plan for her to be interested in him. One thing for sure, she's got the money and connections. I wouldn't write him off quite yet.
I lived in Utah under him...to be honest...the only pol to be kewl with the whole deal....I don't know if he is the left's "Obama" but he is tougher than you think....and at least tries to show some sort of fairness.
And Utah is the Reddest state in the "Union".
I can tell you stories.
Oh and at the risk of someone knowing where I live on the Internet's...going to the Ron Paul Concert tonight in about 45 minutes.....we will see if I am now on the Government's list.
SunisinuS
10-19-2011, 12:07 AM
Lady lynn de Rothschild is backing Huntsman. Obviously she is interested in buying up the US on the cheap so Huntsman must play into that plan for her to be interested in him. One thing for sure, she's got the money and connections. I wouldn't write him off quite yet.
He was the envoy to China....in old school speech...Under Obama. He gave up the Governing of Utah for it. China is more important than Russia or Europe in one way of thinking. You of course know my thinking....I say Fuck China until they show that they have some concern for the fucking survival of the planet and not just themselves.
All I said that it was a choice...The eastern (U.S.) fucks can get bent. I do not want a President from the East Coast.
SunisinuS
10-19-2011, 01:37 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/video/houston11news-15750765/romney-s-relatives-in-mexico-closely-watch-presidential-race-26995177.html#crsl=%252Fvideo%252Fhouston11news-15750765%252Fromney-s-relatives-in-mexico-closely-watch-presidential-race-26995177.html
Dr. Love
10-19-2011, 02:14 AM
Given the Aachem's Razor.....Huntsman would be the only one I would consider....too bad for the Republicans they did not actually see what he was about.
Obama lost me on the pot issue.
I am not going to tolerate fear or ignorance on either side of the political "electrified" fence.
This is a music site right?
Occam's Razor
SunisinuS
10-19-2011, 02:22 AM
Ockham is the spelling. Least by first reference.
:hail:
Yea I decided not to google it and just be English about it. Not every post needs to consult the Oracle at Delphi. Now....This Anglo wan'ts to nose......lex parsimoniae...what you do.
Now don't consult.
Explain it without looking it up...and if you have...you are already a Mormon.
*taps foot.
Dr. Love.....we are looking at you now. And God (wiki that) is watching you. Even when touching.
Watch your assumptions!
Philo debates rock!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabtree%27s_Bludgeon
Glad that is what this debate was about.
I'm out!
Blaze
10-19-2011, 08:08 AM
Thank you Ford for the commentary! It is great reading!
The Roth Army's F.E.D (Ford's Editorial Discourse) - the place for candor candy!
ashstralia
10-19-2011, 08:27 AM
:boom:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor
Nitro Express
10-19-2011, 11:19 AM
I lived in Utah under him...to be honest...the only pol to be kewl with the whole deal....I don't know if he is the left's "Obama" but he is tougher than you think....and at least tries to show some sort of fairness.
And Utah is the Reddest state in the "Union".
I can tell you stories.
Oh and at the risk of someone knowing where I live on the Internet's...going to the Ron Paul Concert tonight in about 45 minutes.....we will see if I am now on the Government's list.
I lived in Sandy, Utah. My mom knows Huntsman's father quite well. They grew up in the same little Utah town together. Utah actually is a morally conservative and fiscally liberal. They are so tax and spend there. They are terrified about a country club serving liquor and will try and stop that but they will scheme anyway possible to tax you some more and then throw the money down a big hole. Not a well managed state at all in my opinion. They should have a nice surplus but they don't. I hated living there actually. You have the worst of both worlds. Religious right meddling and liberal spending. I would have to be offered a shit load of money to even remotely consider living in that state again.
Interesting theory posted over at DU........
800215, I said it in '08, and I believe I was right, now I'll say it again about 2012...
Posted by Atman on Tue Oct-18-11 09:15 AM
The Republicans are deliberately trying to throw the race. In 2007-8 they saw the BushCo-created shitstorm coming and didn't want to be in the White House when the bottom fell out. They nominated an unelectable crazy man who in turn nominated an even crazier running mate, assuring that Barrack Obama -- or any of the other Dem front runners -- could easily skate to the Presidency, and when the effects of the previous 8 years of GOP policy hit full force, the short-memory Americans would take their bait and blame the new Democratic president.
Now, with more doom and gloom of a global financial meltdown of historic proportions on the horizon, what is the GOP doing? Blocking any hopes of doing anything to fix it, deliberately acting like petulant children while their approval ratings tank, and backing another loser candidate even crazier than McCain or Palin could ever be. Why not let Obama have it for another four years? They've done just fine under his presidency. Their wealth is skyrocketing, they've blocked any plans to roll back Bush deregulation, their wars are still raging while Obama gives them new ones from which to profit... why would they actually WANT to be in the White House when the global economy collapses? They're long-range thinkers, and they're hoping to pin it all on the feckless president and waltz back into the charred remains of America in 2016, where their much-sought-after plans of a New World serfdom, free of all regulations, can finally be realized.
Of course, I could be wrong. But I wasn't in '08, and I don't think I am now. How else can you explain the Bizzarro World field of candidates they are presenting to the American people?
My own theory is a bit simpler. I think Mittens Romney is the equivalent of Judas IsKerryot 2004, and he's being shoved down the Repukes throats, whether they actually WANT him or not.
Nitro Express
10-19-2011, 02:05 PM
I really don't think the Republican Party is that smart nor would they strategize that deeply. The big money finances both parties and who is smart is the big money. They don't want to run for office. They want to buy some attention hog or some narc to take the heat for doing what benefits those who financed their campaign.
What has really changed is the public have been ignored and the big money catered to. When politicians assume the public is so stupid they can get away with anything and keep their job, they ignore the public and chase the gravy. What the public have to realize is if they snooze they lose. We need politicians scared of us. Once they no longer fear us they screw us over and give our money to their rich buddies.
As long as the politicians think we are a bunch of chumps nothing will change. As soon as they fear us, things will change.
Maybe the solution is not finding the impossible to find honest politician. Maybe the solution is driving it home they will lose their job and be personally destroyed if they screw us over. It used to be if your reputation was destroyed you really felt the pain and it could ruin you. We need to go back to those values.
fifth element
10-20-2011, 12:10 AM
Maybe if it was her and Sarah Palin. :biggrin:
duh and duh, duh?
you've GOT to be kidding
Kristy
10-20-2011, 12:16 AM
Never watched a single debate among these GOP assbiters to date. Even Bachman has lost her mimimal entertainment credibility. Cain, for a token, looks promising as long as he keeps running his mouth while hanging himself with his own rope. What's interesting about him (if anything) is that he is whiter than Mitty Boy.
Seshmeister
10-20-2011, 12:19 AM
If a sex tape of Michelle Bachmann leaked out on the internet, would you watch it?
Maybe for the comedy material but I would prefer a snuff movie.
Seshmeister
10-20-2011, 12:26 AM
Should nuclear waste be dumped in a hole in the middle of an empty Nevada moonscape?
All the candidates kiss the locals asses and say "No".
I would love to see a survey where they asked the public how many people are killed each year by cancer in the US because of coal mining.
I think virtually no one realizes the extent of that.
I'm not one for conspiracy theories but where is the media on that?
Nitro Express
10-20-2011, 02:26 AM
Expect a Wayne Newton and Michelle Bachman sex tape to be leaked in the near future.:biggrin:
Don't know about that. I've always suspected Wayne Newton would be more likely to be caught on tape with Marcus Bachmann. Maybe that's what Michelle was talking to him about?
sadaist
10-20-2011, 06:09 AM
damn...which one is wearing more makeup? Scary.
Seshmeister
10-20-2011, 06:49 AM
Don't know about that. I've always suspected Wayne Newton would be more likely to be caught on tape with Marcus Bachmann. Maybe that's what Michelle was talking to him about?
But who would be the postman and who the letterbox?
Nitro Express
10-20-2011, 12:10 PM
Don't know about that. I've always suspected Wayne Newton would be more likely to be caught on tape with Marcus Bachmann. Maybe that's what Michelle was talking to him about?
Maybe they were organizing a threesome with some midgets thrown in. For being religious she sure was selling sin city hard. A lot of these religious people are real morally compromised and filthy people behind the scenes. I mean lock up the animals when the evangelicals come to town.
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