Christian friendly words for "Vagina"

[lesfunk]

[fryingdutchman]

Somewhat funny....

They should have redirected some of the money spent on the text graphics towards the audio so he didn't sound like a local TV weatherman whose mic wasn't potted up.

[ThrillsNSpills]

balloon knot

[Sensible Shoes]

Somewhat funny....

They should have redirected some of the money spent on the text graphics towards the audio so he didn't sound like a local TV weatherman whose mic wasn't potted up.

"Potted up" LOL. Haven't heard anyone say that since I left TV.

[BITEYOASS]

These G rated terms for Vagina are way more creepy and disturbing than there XXX counterparts.

[lesfunk]

"Blood Sewer"

[Sensible Shoes]

How rude.

[fryingdutchman]

"Potted up" LOL. Haven't heard anyone say that since I left TV.

I guess I've given away that I spent some time in that business myself...

[fryingdutchman]

balloon knot

I think that's the a$$hole....

Cross the 'taint divide, my friend.

[fryingdutchman]

I like phrases that rhyme.

"Orgasm chasm" anyone?

[Sensible Shoes]

I guess I've given away that I spent some time in that business myself...

Just with me. Nobody else will notice.

[Kristy]

Yeah, let's all blame Satan for the vagina.

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah, let's all blame Satan for the vagina.

I think I missed that part.

[Satan]

Yeah, let's all blame Satan for the vagina.

Nah, I didn't create the pussy. I just gave you all the great ideas about how to have fun with it. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif

[Kristy]

It was another one of my self-claimed "controversial commentaries"

[Kristy]

Nah, I didn't create the pussy. I just gave you all the great ideas about how to have fun with it. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif

Bullshit you didn't! Lying weasel.

[Sensible Shoes]

I'm starting to enjoy Kristy being so pissed off.

[Satan]

Bullshit you didn't! Lying weasel.

I am not now, nor have I ever been a weasel.

I've been known to dress up as a snake on occasion, but never a weasel.

[Kristy]

I'm not. What a god damn little bitch. Oh right, we're talking about me here. :nose-picking:

[Kristy]

I am not now, nor have I ever been a weasel.

I've been known to dress up as a snake on occasion, but never a weasel.

Yeah, what horrible fashion sense that was. If you're going to be a snake, next time, go as a Prada bag.
http://www.purchase-handbags.net/UploadFile/replica-prada-bag/Prada-BR4213-Coffee-Python-Antik-Tote-Bag_1.jpg

[Satan]

Please.... considering that everyone else present was wearing nothing I'd have to say I was overdressed for the occasion. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Sensible Shoes]

How come you get to be dressed?

[lesfunk]

little weenie?

[Satan]

How come you get to be dressed?

Well, technically I looked like a naked snake. So they thought I was naked too.

[Sensible Shoes]

Cheater.

[Satan]

little weenie?

Well, I hate to brag, but I have been referred to as "the most magnificent of all of God's creations", so do you really think He would leave me deficient in that very important area?

Besides, how could I invent all those sexual sins if I was unable to partake of them? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Kristy]

Hey, seen my latest vid? Totally safe for work.

[Blaze]

It's really a shame most Christians are so uptight about sex.
Sex is not a sin. :cowgirl:

[Satan]

If mattress companies sold commercials to porno movie theaters, that would be a good one, since it apparently survived that abuse.

Or chiropractors, for that matter, given the condition that dudes back must have been in after that ride was over.

[Sensible Shoes]

Sex is not a sin. :cowgirl:

trust me, that was a sin.

[Satan]

It's really a shame most Christians are so uptight about sex.
Sex is not a sin. :cowgirl:

It is, if you do it right. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

[DONNIEP]

It is, if you do it right. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Amen to that my brother. I mean, Hell Yeah!!!

[Blaze]

It is, if you do it right. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Actually, no if you do it right, it's not. Say, I have been wondering how do you address that everything is God's? Does that ever confound you that you are actually part of whole?

[Satan]

Of course God created everything. I just gave y'all a better idea what to do with it.

I used to work for God. He and I had a big falling out way back when. I mean literally.... as in me, falling out of Heaven! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

I got over it a long time ago. Despite what the religious reich types tell you, I don't hate God, or His Kid or anybody else from the old neighborhood anymore. I mean, unholy shit, this was aeons ago. Who the Hell wants to carry a grudge around for eternity?

[Nitro Express]

It's really a shame most Christians are so uptight about sex.
Sex is not a sin. :cowgirl:

There is a big difference between what a christian church says and what is in the bible. The only time Jesus talked about sexual sin was sleeping with another woman before divorcing the one that was currently your wife. Basically, Jesus said if you are married no nookie on the side until you divorce your first wife. So adultery is a sin but sex itself is not.

Then you can justify any kind of behavior with the Old Testament. Religious huxters are fond of living the Abraham lifestyle of multiple wives and concubines. Just call your mistress a concubine and it's no longer adultery.

I mean you can justify any activity with the bible. You can justify polygamy, slavery, war, sleeping with whores, murder ect. You just have to find the right scripture.

[Satan]

Old King Solomon used to crack me up with the numbers he racked up on the pussy charts...... 700 wives and 300 other chicks on the side. Gene Simmons may THINK he's got more game than any Jewish man who ever lived, but he ain't got shit on old Sol. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif

[Nitro Express]

Exactly. The reason Adam and Eve got expelled from the garden was there was only one woman there. Had to make some more so Adam could have incest with his own daughters. He was telling Eve, eat the damn apple, I'm tired of fucking just you!

[Blaze]

As Romans 9:18 states: New Living Translation (©2007)
So you see, God chooses to show mercy to some, and he chooses to harden the hearts of others so they refuse to listen.

God chose to make Satan stubborn.

[Satan]

As Romans 9:18 states: New Living Translation (©2007)
So you see, God chooses to show mercy to some, and he chooses to harden the hearts of others so they refuse to listen.

God chose to make Satan stubborn.

You think I'm stubborn, try talking to HIM! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

[Blaze]

For chosen, NichNack ~`~
Nevertheless, I am thankful for the hardships (sins) God graced me with, They're pretty OK. I suppose.
It is kinda cool that by the sheer fact of being born, I helped humanity. :biggrin:

[Blaze]

God, I feel really bad now. You are chosen too NichNack, just for different things. Kinda like all of us, huh?

[fryingdutchman]

Hey, seen my latest vid? Totally safe for work.


:lmao::uck:

Gross yet hilarious at the same time.

Any activity set to "The Chicken Dance" song is ALWAYS fucking funny!!! I mean...seriously, how can you hear that music and not laugh? I could watch an Islamic extremist video of a beheading...and it would be funny if that music was the soundtrack.

[Nitro Express]

That would be like fucking Jabba the Hutt or the Michelin Man. My main question is why?

[Nitro Express]

You think I'm stubborn, try talking to HIM! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

My main question is what stubborn god are we talking about? The one in the old testament was scary, jealous, and wrathful and the one in the new testament was loving and forgiving. You read the bible and go gee are we talking about the same master being here?

[Blaze]

That would be like fucking Jabba the Hutt or the Michelin Man. My main question is why?

Neither of them are healthy, He is just a toothpick himself.

[Blaze]

Understanding of God has rightly changed since those times. I've been planning a big update on the torah but I haven't gotten around to it.

The Fall happened both in heaven and earth. As above, so below, but the first cause is always in the spiritual realm.

Here's the explanation of the physical manifestation of the fall.

http://www.amazon.com/Fall-Insanity-Human-History-Dawning/dp/1905047207
Here ya go Moses:
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http://newsserve.net/i/20111028/784-Steven-Tyler-Explains-Fall-in-the-Shower-to.jpg
I am pretty sure Steven Tyler understands The Insanity of the Ego leads to a fall. :biggrin:

[Satan]

When did Steve Taylor start writing books?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUTh5UGoUp0

Yeah, I know you're surprised that a Devil would appreciate this music, but Steve always had an interesting writing style far above most of the schlock that was peddled in JC's name.