How I miss the good ole' days..

[Sensible Shoes]

...when I used to get drunk and post things that a girl should never post. Boy that was fun.

[SunisinuS]

:bump:


Do it! I promise I will make you breakfast!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well Kristy just posted about her and Chris Whitely and some other guy and wouldn't it make a great Kristy sandwich. I used to say things like that. I used to be FUN.

[SunisinuS]

Maybe Sensible Flip Flops on occasion?

We still root fer ya!


:grouphug:

[Sensible Shoes]

Shoes would only flip flop for one very special person.

Anyway, the night my divorce was final, I offered a blowjob for the first to get there before midnight. I of course knew that nobody would make it by midnight. Well one person could have but he didn't see it. :nono:

[Dan]

Bring Back 70's Style Bush.:D

[Little Texan]

Bring Back 70's Style Bush.:D

http://www.unibrowclub.com/unibrow_club_images/george_bush_unibrow.jpg

[Blaze]

Holy Jeroosaphats! That is lmao funny for some reason.

[fifth element]

...when I used to get drunk and post things that a girl should never post. Boy that was fun.

what things should a girl never post? :confused:

[twonabomber]

Shoes would only flip flop for one very special person.

Anyway, the night my divorce was final, I offered a blowjob for the first to get there before midnight. I of course knew that nobody would make it by midnight. Well one person could have but he didn't see it. :nono:

i remember that one.

[Hardrock69]

Gee whiz.

Come on Shoes. Post some more nasty stuff.

We won't hold it against ya! ;)

[ZahZoo]

I remember those days... fun times!!

So did you give up the drinking or just the posting of silly stuff?

[Sensible Shoes]

Neither! But I will have to crack a bottle of something before I debark on explanations of why men shouldn't be afraid of tasting their own semen. Warf loved that one. Or actually, he didn't. REALLY didn't.

[clarathecarrot]

Well ,I used to say things like that. I used to be FUN.

:welcomeflowrs::love::animated-playboy::jumping0041::015:

[lesfunk]

Hey Shoes, there's a new wine on the market just perfect for you. It's called "Sassy Bitch". One of the groups I play with may be doing some events promoted by them in the future. i'll get a bottle of cab for you so you can give it your endorsement.

[Terry]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).

[Coyote]

For some reason, this popped in my head...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q

[ZahZoo]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...



Where you been Terry?

No secret Shoes is all girl... not to mention one of the few real nationally known celebrities that posts here.

[Sensible Shoes]

not to mention one of the few real nationally known celebrities that posts here.

Have I been upgraded by the rags again?

[Sensible Shoes]

I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey Shoes, there's a new wine on the market just perfect for you. It's called "Sassy Bitch". One of the groups I play with may be doing some events promoted by them in the future. i'll get a bottle of cab for you so you can give it your endorsement.

Eddie and I love Cabs! Can't wait!

[Little Texan]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).

She IS a guy...she's Ace Diamond.

[ZahZoo]

Have I been upgraded by the rags again?

I was basing the statement on your legacy... unless the kids have been making news again..?

[Sensible Shoes]

No the kids are off the grid right now.

[Sensible Shoes]

Y'all are not making it easy to be dirty minded. It's going to take L.F.'s bottle of cab to really get this going, isn't it?

I suggest anal sex as a good topic of discussion.

[clarathecarrot]

I wasn't going to write this, but you already know I have, a dirty little mind... every time I saw your name listed as a new post on this thread as I clicked on it I was hoping to see some titties..however unlike DAN! .. pants are not around ankles .. maybe that's my problem.. ok I'm back ..pants are on..should be wearing underwear...HOW DOES THIS WORK!!!

:yo:

[Nitro Express]

Anal sex this early in the morning? No underwear? A good way to go if you want skid marks on your pants. Unless you are worried about showing panty lines, just wear the undies.

[clarathecarrot]

I miss panty lines and a hot executive chick walking away from me,.. the occassional... were those garter lines running up her pants legs.?/...hmmmm perhaps shoes should get those dainties out of the drawer and pour a glass of that wine..?
:yo:

[Sensible Shoes]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

[Nitro Express]

I hear ya. I used to have a administrative assistant that was a goddess. Damn she was one hot momma. Loved those panty lines! There's the women that you go, "oh she's cute." Then there are the ones that are fucking goddesses. They blow your mind with their beauty. The kind of woman that can make a man shoot his load just by peeling a stocking off and you fly to Pluto when the panties peel down.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

i have been with two chicks back in the day that were "troopers"

[chefcraig]

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

Do you mean from the pitchers, the catchers or a combination of the two?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i have been with two chicks back in the day that were "troopers"

the first offered it up, i obliged. the second was a "that's not the right whole, but if you wanna go there....." type of thing. the end

[clarathecarrot]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

how to primer..??...hmmmm..?? let's see umm...??

you see ....umm...uh.. the man....well..llll... there are these birds and bees....ummm..??

and then the woman make a sammiches, and they lived happilie ever after...in the end.

[Sensible Shoes]

LMAO. Well lessee. I'm going to assume that none of the men here are catchers. From the women's point of view, we'd all be catchers and I don't know if Kristy or Blaze wants to discuss this topic. So the answer is both, with the supposition that we will hear from more pitchers than catchers!

[Sensible Shoes]

See I knew I could get you to slide into this topic.

[twonabomber]

Blaze will just copy and paste some article from Cosmo.

[chefcraig]

Blaze will just copy and paste some article from Cosmo.

This will save time, plus you won't have to decipher a bunch of inane dribble to get to the link: Cosmopolitan - I want to try anal sex (http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/anal-sex)

[hambon4lif]

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.I've only bent one in a chicks ass twice....
The first time was because she owed me money, and the second time was because it turned out it was the only hole she had that was tighter than the one on her face....

I've always considered it more of a hate-crime.

[Sensible Shoes]

Now see, that's just wrong when it doesn't have to be an invasive poke. Question is - did you LIKE it?

[hambon4lif]

Now see, that's just wrong when it doesn't have to be an invasive poke. Question is - did you LIKE it?Fuckinay! No one's asked for a loan they couldn't pay back since.:thumb:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Question is - did you LIKE it?

sure.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I suggest anal sex as a good topic of discussion.

Just dub in the sound of sandpaper

or take 2




I suggest anal sex as a good topic of discussion.
You must miss this being out of the TV industry.

[Sensible Shoes]

Did I say Anal RAPE? I don't think so, and no I don't miss that after television. But I've learned - it doesn't have to be that way. They can rape you in many fashions.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I've only bent one in a chicks ass twice....
The first time was because she owed me money, and the second time was because it turned out it was the only hole she had that was tighter than the one on her face....



so wrong but so funny.

[ThrillsNSpills]

With enough lube plus use of the remote plus an ashtray for the girl's back I don't see any problem.
seven condoms to thwart the occasional piece of uninvited corn in the urethra of course.

[Sensible Shoes]

Come now, we said nothing about the urethra! That may be part of the problem right there!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Come now, we said nothing about the urethra! That may be part of the problem right there!!!!

however, it is involved

[DONNIEP]

I've found that the best way to approach it is to just go for it - just kind of let her know it's coming and then pop, surprise!

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh nice. NOT.

[DONNIEP]

Well, one assumes that you've already discussed it somewhat prior to the act. And it's not like I meant you just pop it in with no warning at all - you give her an idea by your actions and then ease into it, so to speak. :sleazy-smiley:

[chefcraig]

Should the thread title be changed to read "How I miss the good hole days?"

[Sensible Shoes]

Possibly, as there are more holes to discuss.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Should the thread title be changed to read "How I miss the good hole days?"

there is a bad one?

[chefcraig]

Possibly, as there are more holes to discuss.

And various ways to...ahem, miss them. :doh:


there is a bad one?

Put it this way, to me, one of them has always seemed to be an exit, not an entrance.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Put it this way, to me, one of them has always seemed to be an exit, not an entrance.

you sound like my wife :biggrin:

[FORD]

Definitely not best to attempt it when you're shit faced drunk and wind up at an ex girlfriend's house on New Year's Eve.

[DONNIEP]

Is anal really all that uncommon these days? I mean, maybe all my exes were sluts, but I don't remember any really saying no and meaning it.

[clarathecarrot]

Shoes,

I like long walks on the beach.

I like soft music on a warm summer evening.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt <(screeching tire sound)...wait , I don't like any of that stuff.

I like cash.

Have shoe medicine, will travel.

Yeah, that's right for your tired little toes.

We will talk about the rest later....or you can get your robot on. I think there are still batteries in the flashlight.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...creepy....say this softly shoes ...mmm clara the carrot is a creepy robot....




That is some quality cyber right there fellas.^:lmao:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why does Waylon Jennings have shit on his moustache?











'Cos he was Lookin for Love in all the Wrong Places....:theband:

[Sensible Shoes]

What was the name for that in Mr. Walker's dictionary of unacceptable terms?

[sadaist]

Why does Waylon Jennings have shit on his moustache?

'Cos he was Lookin for Love in all the Wrong Places....:theband:


:lmao:


Reminds me of this old gem. However I am probably reciting it wrong. Please correct me so I can tell it right from now on.



What's 50 feet long & smells like urine?


Front row at a Willie nelson concert.


I DO know this one though.....


What has 9 arms & sucks?




























Def Leppard

[Blaze]

LMAO. Well lessee. I'm going to assume that none of the men here are catchers. From the women's point of view, we'd all be catchers and I don't know if Kristy or Blaze wants to discuss this topic. So the answer is both, with the supposition that we will hear from more pitchers than catchers!

Gay sex is gay sex. That is all.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and ungay sex is ungay sex:headlights:

[Sensible Shoes]

I think this thread is falling flat. Oh well, I tried.

[twonabomber]

No secret Shoes is all girl...

those of us who have been honored to be in her presence (12th row, Montreal, bitches!) will testify to that.

[Blaze]

I think this thread is falling flat. Oh well, I tried.

I heard earfuxking was all the rage. Have you tried it yet? ;)

[clarathecarrot]

Well....no boobs, again... clara is so sad, need boobies...wait !! clara not sad clara has been googling antique pron all morning imagining all about the sexy bush shoes could be sporting... PILLOW OF THE GODS!!!

Dear Bitches, I wanna see a nice throw rug on that hardwood!!

The Bush is BACK!

So they call me into HR last week to fire me for sexual harrassment and I said to the HR guy wtf...and he sais have you been dreaming and thinking about Miss Shoes in a sexuall harrassment kinda way and I said yes so they fired me I guess they just didn't understand how much the idea of herassmenttome...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I got a million of them

Don't forget to tip your waitress.:boom:

[chefcraig]

Well....no boobs, again... clara is so sad, need boobies!!

Hell, thome, I feel your pain. Here ya go, and Happy Thanksgiving!


http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/1/porn219.gif (http://www.jigglegifs.com/details.php?image_id=4727)

[clarathecarrot]

sniff....little tear.......so happy....lol.

chefcraig, I am buying if we ever wander into the same beer hall.

[ZahZoo]

Seems there's some stigma about discussing anal sex... I figure gay guys ruined it for the rest.

If you got the lumber... frame the whole house.

[clarathecarrot]

YEAH , what he said, and if you can afford the lot might as well join the homes association.

If you tool box is without a hammer get one at the local hardware store and remember to ..EAT YOUR WHEATIES!!

cause they give you iron nails.. I find the most intersting part of the woman to be the boobies.

[Sensible Shoes]

I think I have to prove myself in the other sexually oriented threads like "Would ya?" threads before I can start up something like this with any credibility. That and the wine was sincerely missing from this effort.

[Sensible Shoes]

OK kids we got the wine tonight. Shoes is on the air, let's have it.

I have always subscribed to the theory that the smaller the penis, the better the blow job. Discuss.

[Sensible Shoes]

Gay sex is gay sex. That is all.

Not if you factor in strap ons.

[SunisinuS]

Is that a nautical term?

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes. Or no.

[SunisinuS]

Avast the Poop Deck?

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes yes, let's move on. the aft seemed not to spark anybody's engine.

[Dan]

Get A Hairy Dog Up You,Shoes.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

How dare you.

[ZahZoo]

Is that a nautical term?

Naughty... Nautical... is there a difference?

Seems there semen involved either way...

[lesfunk]

I love Deb. Even her naughty threads have an air of repression and politeness about them

[Sensible Shoes]

I know. It's terrible.

[ZahZoo]

Why is it the memories I really want to repress keep rerunning in full living color in HD in my brain..?

Then I can't remember a one-liner that had me laughing my ass off 12 hours ago...

[clarathecarrot]

I am allways to late, to eroticate with Miss Shoes.

Not that she would, but I would, could and probably should.

No, No, No, No,................. Like That!

Fishnets.

[Sensible Shoes]

well now we have a night where I have consumed enough wine to be entertaining and nobody's here.

Lesfunk is right.

[Dan]

Drinking On A Week-Night,How Dare You.:D

[Dan]

I Remember When,$1 Could Feed You For A Week.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

I drink whenever I please. Just not frequently enough!

What are you doing? Basking in the warm weather?

[Dan]

I drink whenever I please. Just not frequently enough!

What are you doing? Basking in the warm weather?

Pants Off Drinking Jim Beam.:D

Second Week Of Summer And It Has Been Pissing Down.:(

[Dan]

I Remember When,Sweet As Was, Sweet As.:D

[Dan]

I Remember When,$20 Got Me A Sweet As bag Of Kiwi Green.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

Pants Off Drinking Jim Beam.:D

Second Week Of Summer And It Has Been Pissing Down.:(

Pants off. Well that's a start.

Boxers or briefs? Or nothing?

[Sensible Shoes]

I remember when 33 cents bought a gallon of gas. I remember when 2 dollars bought a bottle of really shitty wine! I never bought pot, so I have no idea what now versus then is like.

[Dan]

Pants off. Well that's a start.

Boxers or briefs? Or nothing?

How Rude.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes, I'm rude. Answer the question.

[Dan]

Yes,Yes And Yes.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

No fun. Going to bed now.

[DONNIEP]

No fun. Going to bed now.

Commando, every day!

[Hardrock69]

I remember when gas was 20 cents a gallon, and an oz of Columbian Gold was 20 bucks. Though they call it a "lid" back then. :stoned-smiley:

[fryingdutchman]

No fun. Going to bed now.

Shouldn't you still be sleeping?

Or did you just forget to logout?

[aesop]

Fishnets.

Amen sister. Amen.

[aesop]

No fun. Going to bed now.

Well we could just reverse the question...Boxers, briefs, or nothing. Which is it? :)

[Coyote]

the aft seemed not to spark anybody's engine.

After a couple of honest efforts, it's not going to be in my daily vocabulary... Well, for now.

[ZahZoo]

I remember when gas was 20 cents a gallon, and an oz of Columbian Gold was 20 bucks. Though they call it a "lid" back then. :stoned-smiley:

And it damn well had better been a "4 Finger" lid...

[Sensible Shoes]

Well we could just reverse the question...Boxers, briefs, or nothing. Which is it? :)

Basic white VS bikinis.

[Sensible Shoes]

Shouldn't you still be sleeping?

Or did you just forget to logout?

I never log out. My computer. MINE.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why does Waylon Jennings have shit on his moustache?
'Cos he was Lookin for Love in all the Wrong Places.

What was the name for that in Mr. Walker's dictionary of unacceptable terms?


Pretty sure they call that one the Stinky Hitler.

[Hardrock69]

and it damn well had better been a "4 finger" lid...

yes! :D

[Sensible Shoes]

lids. and seeds. Fine memories. I never bought any, but my friends did.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

seeds suck :pullinghair:

[Blaze]

seeds suck :pullinghair:
Seeds are awesome if you grow your own. It would be wrong to smoke weed where it is illegal, however, when smoking weed a nice light smoke is best.
Now marijuana butter, is best with a good strong leaf.
:yo:

[ashstralia]

now, remember uncle dave's story about using an album cover to separate the weedy goodness from the seedy future goodness? works for me!

:stoned:

[Dan]

Someone Called Pizza Hut For Ash,He Needs 20 pizzas,Fast.:D

[ashstralia]

maybe when i was 20 danno; now i need sushi and a few vb's.:)

[Seshmeister]

http://youtu.be/IqngrRBIpkw

[LoungeMachine]

I remember when 33 cents bought a gallon of gas. I remember when 2 dollars bought a bottle of really shitty wine! I never bought pot, so I have no idea what now versus then is like.

Now wait a minute....

I hit the big 50 in Feb...

And I remember when I was 16 and filled up for the first time it was 59.9

:gulp:

You grow during the Korean War?

[Dan]

maybe when i was 20 danno; now i need sushi and a few vb's.:)

Raw Fish,How Rude.:D

[ZahZoo]

Now wait a minute....

I hit the big 50 in Feb...

And I remember when I was 16 and filled up for the first time it was 59.9

:gulp:

You grow during the Korean War?

I remember as a kid gas being 26 cents a gallon. By the time I started driving it was over 50 cents a gallon. Of course I started driving the year after the Arab oil embargo 1973... which about doubled gas prices.

We were pretty enterprising back then... a few of us got together in the morning before school, burned one (original wake and bake), then pooled our lunch money. Rode our bikes over to the local donut shop and bought a couple dozen donuts. Then rode along the huge lines at the gas stations and sold people donuts for a buck a piece. We earned enough to keep us supplied in smokes and weed for months...

[Nitro Express]

I remember when gas was 20 cents a gallon, and an oz of Columbian Gold was 20 bucks. Though they call it a "lid" back then. :stoned-smiley:

Yeah but people back then still complained they didn't have enough money for gas and scoring that lid of pot wiped them out. But then of course nobody had credit cards or cash advances to pay the dealer with. You didn't get into debt until you bought a house in those days.

[chefcraig]

I remember as a kid gas being 26 cents a gallon. By the time I started driving it was over 50 cents a gallon. Of course I started driving the year after the Arab oil embargo 1973... which about doubled gas prices.


Crap, I recall all or most of that. There was the predicament of being able to purchase only so much and on alternating days governed by the last number (odd or even) of your license plate. Of course, a handful of us dependent on using our vehicles for work found out via word of mouth (no, not through the internet, which had not been invented) that this did not apply to the gas station on the turnpike, and so made the pilgrimage up the pike to get in the absurdly long lines for fuel.

[Sensible Shoes]

we went to Canada for gas.

[ZahZoo]

Was their gas better like their beer?

[Sensible Shoes]

Now wait a minute....

I hit the big 50 in Feb...

And I remember when I was 16 and filled up for the first time it was 59.9

:gulp:

You grow during the Korean War?

No, my parents were filling up the car when I saw 33 cents. I was a kid.

[Sensible Shoes]

Was their gas better like their beer?

It ran the car.

[FORD]

Was their gas better like their beer?

It was the last time I was in Canada. Fucking 94 octane. That shit was like rocket fuel compared to the shit available around here.

[Romeo Delight]

Its true...the minimum is 85 octane in the US...87 in Canada The most you can get in the US is 91. I think a couple of states have 94.

94 is available everywhere in Canada. I think in Europe, 99 octane is pretty common

[twonabomber]

i just put 93 in my SRT-6. it's not hard to find.

[Dan]

I Run My Baby With 95.:D

[Coyote]

Its true...the minimum is 85 octane in the US...87 in Canada The most you can get in the US is 91. I think a couple of states have 94.

94 is available everywhere in Canada. I think in Europe, 99 octane is pretty common

Actually... 95E10, 98E5 and diesel. (The E stands for how many percent of it is ethanol)

99's a Shell speciality. (V-Power, they call it. I don't get it either. Has something to do with the F1-racers, I guess...)

[Nickdfresh]

It was the last time I was in Canada. Fucking 94 octane. That shit was like rocket fuel compared to the shit available around here.

Octane really makes no difference unless you have a specifically high compression engine calling for it, or your car's fuel system has become fouled with deposits due to not using additives or having the system cleaned at some point. If you were using Sunoco/Petro-Canada and noticed a difference, it might have been the "Top Tier Fuel" detergency rather than the octane level...


Its true...the minimum is 85 octane in the US...87 in Canada The most you can get in the US is 91. I think a couple of states have 94.

94 is available everywhere in Canada. I think in Europe, 99 octane is pretty common

Eighty-five is only used at higher elevations. Most of the States have 87 at least. Most stations around here have 93 octane fuel available, and a few have 100 octane racing fuel at their pumps for a lot more money. Sunoco used to have 94 octane here, mainly for high end sports cars, but with the advent of ethanol in gas, it was too expensive to formulate I guess...


Octane means shit unless your car specifically calls for higher octane fuel. The biggest thing is buying gas from "Top Tier" retailers (http://www.toptiergas.com/retailers.html) that have almost twice the minimum detergents for preventing and cleaning up deposits...

[FORD]

Where I really noticed the difference in performance with the 94 octane was on the mountain roads (Vancouver Island in this case). And I probably got better highway mileage overall, though I didn't really bother to track that exactly, since it was bad enough I had to go by liters and kilometers rather than gallons and miles up there. I would never bother using the "rocket fuel" for daily city driving though, because it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference at 25 to 40 MPH.

And no, sadly this wasn't in a sports car. Most of them are built for short people :(

[Hardrock69]

Once in awhile just for the fuck of it I will run some premium unleaded in my system. The country store near my house actually has gas with no ethanol in it.
Which gets me better gas mileage, though it costs a little more.

[Little Texan]

All of you folks that remember when gas was 20 cents a gallon, I've got a t-shirt for you...

http://images.thingsyouneverknew.com/images/products/en_us/altview/p93044b.jpg

[Hardrock69]

I saw a shirt once that said "The Older I Am, The Faster I Was"

[ZahZoo]

Talk about feeling old... was surfin around the web and saw some time-line. 1963 USPS introduced Zip Codes... Holy shit... I'm 5 years older than Zip Codes!!

[Sensible Shoes]

and I'm a year older than you - that should make you feel better!

[Hardrock69]

Heh....I was introduced in 1960, lol.

[LoungeMachine]

Made my debut in '62

:gulp:

[Dan]

I Feel So Young In This Thread.:D

[Blaze]

The year of my birth.



:fourthofjuly2:

[Sweet Irony]

I love this thread....I miss the good ole days...and I love reading comments from my friends!! Damn.

[Angel]

What a great thread! Damn, good times. ;)

[WACF]

Where I really noticed the difference in performance with the 94 octane was on the mountain roads (Vancouver Island in this case). And I probably got better highway mileage overall, though I didn't really bother to track that exactly, since it was bad enough I had to go by liters and kilometers rather than gallons and miles up there. I would never bother using the "rocket fuel" for daily city driving though, because it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference at 25 to 40 MPH.

And no, sadly this wasn't in a sports car. Most of them are built for short people :(



Higher blends of Ethanol fuels are terrible...which I believe you guys run alot of.

First thing you notice after filling up at a US pump when you are empty is worse fuel economy and performance drops.

[Sensible Shoes]

When one has a good buzz on, it is time to bump these threads. I was looking for one on internet dating sites, but my "search" is giving me hell tonight.

[DONNIEP]

So what's the topic for the bump? I mean, it jumped around quite a bit :)

[Sensible Shoes]

Anything that's not appropriate to discuss.

[DONNIEP]

Like anal sex? :biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

That was how this started. Somehow it got changed into gas prices and octanes. I feel that the connection was leakage somehow. Discuss.

[DONNIEP]

Cheap gas was great. Having sex with two different people on the same day was even better. :thumb:

[LoungeMachine]

When one has a good buzz on, it is time to bump these threads. .

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?54392-The-Owning-of-The-SockFucker-s-Third-Alias-Thread

:gulp:

My Buzz-Bump for the night...... lol

[Nitro Express]

Cheap gas was great. Having sex with two different people on the same day was even better. :thumb:

That must have been one hell of full service gas station.

[LoungeMachine]

That must have been one hell of full service gas station.

Who Pumped Ethyl?

I still have the VHS

:gulp:

[DONNIEP]

That must have been one hell of full service gas station.

Nah, but standing behind both chicks at the copy machine the next day at the office was pure heaven...

[Nitro Express]

Higher blends of Ethanol fuels are terrible...which I believe you guys run alot of.

First thing you notice after filling up at a US pump when you are empty is worse fuel economy and performance drops.

You have to be really careful if you have a classic car because ethanol can cause the valves to stick and damage the engine. You have to run Marvel Mystery Oil or Lucas Fuel Treatment in your gas. The only reason they put ethanol in our gasoline is because of the corn growers lobby buying enough politicians. With the ruined corn crops this summer they should bag doing it.

[LoungeMachine]

Nah, but standing behind both chicks at the copy machine the next day at the office was pure heaven...

Oh dude.....

You're not creepy copier stalking guy, are you?

:gulp:

lmao

[Nitro Express]

Nah, but standing behind both chicks at the copy machine the next day at the office was pure heaven...

I watched this documentary on the cuban missle crisses and they were interviewed people who were alive during it and asking them how it affected their lives. One guy was living in Miami and he knew they were toast. The whole town felt that way. He said he worked at a bank and two of the girls there said they didn't want to die virgins and he banged both of them that day. He said when people think they are going to die they do things that they normally wouldn't do.

[DONNIEP]

Oh dude.....

You're not creepy copier stalking guy, are you?

:gulp:

lmao

Nope, I was stick-your-dick-in-the-new-hot-chick guy. Now those were the good ole days my friend :thumb:

[Sensible Shoes]

My real purpose was to tell some funny stories about the internet dating site I joined. Yes, yes, I did this once before, but then it was just pathetic. Now the crazies that are contacting me are an absolute hoot - worthy of some of the personalities we love to trash around here. Like, if this one guy joined the Army, he would have the same contempt of his peers that Sockfucker has.

Shall I explain? This guy looks great on paper. He owns an auto repair business. He's got some photos of himself doing macho type things - sailing, outside doing stuff, and one hunting photo. Well I do hunting stuff with the doggies sometimes, so I contacted him. Oh yes, also in his profile he mentions that he cuts hair on the side and will give any of his dates a free haircut.

Ha ha ha, laugh laugh....

Well I got to the point of IMing the guy, and all he can talk about is this haircut thing. Is my hair wavy or straight? I'd look really hot with it short - blah blah blah. He couldn't shut up. Then in the first conversation, he says he hasn't had sex in a long time and he misses it. I take a good long pause and give him the benefit of the doubt.

The next IM conversation, he's back on the haircut, and asks if I've ever had my hair cut in the nude. Now I take a REALLY long pause. First of all, I don't think I want to have a first date somewhere private with a man who has sharp instruments. And I think that a haircut in the nude is just going to make me very itchy. And he wanted to meet me THAT WEEKEND. Like there's some big rush. Hmmmm.

I gave the sucker the boot and if he contacts me again, I plan to tell him he gives me the creeps and block him if I have to. I mean, I've heard of foot fetishes, and panda fetishes, but a hair fetish? That's a first for me. At least I'd be a good looking corpse.

[DONNIEP]

My real purpose was to tell some funny stories about the internet dating site I joined. Yes, yes, I did this once before, but then it was just pathetic. Now the crazies that are contacting me are an absolute hoot - worthy of some of the personalities we love to trash around here. Like, if this one guy joined the Army, he would have the same contempt of his peers that Sockfucker has.

Shall I explain? This guy looks great on paper. He owns an auto repair business. He's got some photos of himself doing macho type things - sailing, outside doing stuff, and one hunting photo. Well I do hunting stuff with the doggies sometimes, so I contacted him. Oh yes, also in his profile he mentions that he cuts hair on the side and will give any of his dates a free haircut.

Ha ha ha, laugh laugh....

Well I got to the point of IMing the guy, and all he can talk about is this haircut thing. Is my hair wavy or straight? I'd look really hot with it short - blah blah blah. He couldn't shut up. Then in the first conversation, he says he hasn't had sex in a long time and he misses it. I take a good long pause and give him the benefit of the doubt.

The next IM conversation, he's back on the haircut, and asks if I've ever had my hair cut in the nude. Now I take a REALLY long pause. First of all, I don't think I want to have a first date somewhere private with a man who has sharp instruments. And I think that a haircut in the nude is just going to make me very itchy. And he wanted to meet me THAT WEEKEND. Like there's some big rush. Hmmmm.

I gave the sucker the boot and if he contacts me again, I plan to tell him he gives me the creeps and block him if I have to. I mean, I've heard of foot fetishes, and panda fetishes, but a hair fetish? That's a first for me. At least I'd be a good looking corpse.

A hair-cutting fetish??? WTF?? I've wanted to do a whole hell of a lot of stuff with a nude chick...but cutting her hair? That's just....fucked up.

[clarathecarrot]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?54392-The-Owning-of-The-SockFucker-s-Third-Alias-Thread

:gulp:

My Buzz-Bump for the night...... lol


I remember when every sonnnnoffff a BITCH on this site, who EVER bumped a thread you would call it, necro-posting and send everyone of those threads,.. into, The Dump.


Yes, I also miss the old days when you were a cunt.

Now your all soft in the middle like some Paul Simon song.

All sugary... bleack, pfthew, spit, cough, hack, spit, phwew, bleach,brapp hhuhhuhcg, bleack. pfft, spit!

ZAM!!! POW KARRANG!!!! ZOWWIE!!

Where is Batman and Boy Wonder when you need them ?

Someone Battarang this guy and find out what he did with, LM.

Or I will start a, LM phsyop thread.:rolleye0018:

[LoungeMachine]

I gave the sucker the boot and if he contacts me again, I plan to tell him he gives me the creeps and block him if I have to. I mean, I've heard of foot fetishes, and panda fetishes, but a hair fetish? That's a first for me. At least I'd be a good looking corpse.


I've given ladies hard wood floors before.....

:gulp:

Now that's fun. :)

[Nitro Express]

I ended up with part of my dad's car collection. He liked this one particular Model A Ford. For one the serial number on the engine and frame match which is rare and the car was made the same year he was. I was doing some electrical work on the car (it still had some of the original wiring and it was due for a change) had the seat out of it and found the serial number plate. Ran a check and found out the car was manufactured in 1930. My dad was born in 1931. So I told him the car was a 30 and not a 31 and he said yeah it was made the year I was concieved so both the car and I were made in 1930. LOL! A Model A Ford will run on straight ethanol or gasoline. You just tweak the enrichment knob. Model T's are the same. The theory was if you didn't have access to gasoline you could build a still.

[LoungeMachine]

I remember when every sonnnnoffff a BITCH on this site, who EVER bumped a thread you would call it, necro-posting and send everyone of those threads,.. into, The Dump.


Yes, I also miss the old days when you were a cunt.

Now your all soft in the middle like some Paul Simon song.

All sugary... bleack, pfthew, spit, cough, hack, spit, phwew, bleach,brapp hhuhhuhcg, bleack. pfft, spit!

ZAM!!! POW KARRANG!!!! ZOWWIE!!

Where is Batman and Boy Wonder when you need them ?

Someone Battarang this guy and find out what he did with, LM.

Or I will start a, LM phsyop thread.

My fave post of your's evah.....

:gulp:

Somebody mod this man.

[Sensible Shoes]

I've given ladies hard wood floors before.....

:gulp:

Now that's fun. :)


Ha ha, I get it. Hard wood. Ha ha.

[Nitro Express]

Its true...the minimum is 85 octane in the US...87 in Canada The most you can get in the US is 91. I think a couple of states have 94.

94 is available everywhere in Canada. I think in Europe, 99 octane is pretty common

It's still legal in Wyoming to fill you car with aviation fuel. If you have a high performance car you really don't want to run anything else once you experience AV gas in it.

[Sensible Shoes]

OK so now we're talking anal sex, airline fuel in autos, and hair fetishes. Aren't we diverse? Talk about multi-tasking!

[DONNIEP]

It's still legal in Wyoming to fill you car with aviation fuel. If you have a high performance car you really don't want to run anything else once you experience AV gas in it.

There's one gas station in this county that sells "racing fuel" at the pump. It's 110 octane and it's expensive as hell. But if you have a hopped-up CRX and you're running nitrous it's the only way to go. Wait, I thought this thread was about sexual deviancy?

[DONNIEP]

OK so now we're talking anal sex, airline fuel in autos, and hair fetishes. Aren't we diverse? Talk about multi-tasking!

Anal sex is good. To quote an old song, "if my stuff ain't tight enough you can stick it up my ass!"

[Sensible Shoes]

Wait, I thought this thread was about sexual deviancy?

Just roll with it.

[Nitro Express]

Anal sex is good

Morrison thought so.

[Sensible Shoes]

Where in hell's bells did you find THAT?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I ended up with part of my dad's car collection. He liked this one particular Model A Ford. For one the serial number on the engine and frame match which is rare and the car was made the same year he was. I was doing some electrical work on the car (it still had some of the original wiring and it was due for a change) had the seat out of it and found the serial number plate. Ran a check and found out the car was manufactured in 1930. My dad was born in 1931. So I told him the car was a 30 and not a 31 and he said yeah it was made the year I was concieved so both the car and I were made in 1930. LOL! A Model A Ford will run on straight ethanol or gasoline. You just tweak the enrichment knob. Model T's are the same. The theory was if you didn't have access to gasoline you could build a still.

it's almost "bot-esque"

[LoungeMachine]

it's almost "bot-esque"

You have no idea.......

:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

My real purpose was to tell some funny stories about the internet dating site I joined. Yes, yes, I did this once before, but then it was just pathetic. Now the crazies that are contacting me are an absolute hoot - worthy of some of the personalities we love to trash around here. Like, if this one guy joined the Army, he would have the same contempt of his peers that Sockfucker has.

Shall I explain? This guy looks great on paper. He owns an auto repair business. He's got some photos of himself doing macho type things - sailing, outside doing stuff, and one hunting photo. Well I do hunting stuff with the doggies sometimes, so I contacted him. Oh yes, also in his profile he mentions that he cuts hair on the side and will give any of his dates a free haircut.

Ha ha ha, laugh laugh....

Well I got to the point of IMing the guy, and all he can talk about is this haircut thing. Is my hair wavy or straight? I'd look really hot with it short - blah blah blah. He couldn't shut up. Then in the first conversation, he says he hasn't had sex in a long time and he misses it. I take a good long pause and give him the benefit of the doubt.

The next IM conversation, he's back on the haircut, and asks if I've ever had my hair cut in the nude. Now I take a REALLY long pause. First of all, I don't think I want to have a first date somewhere private with a man who has sharp instruments. And I think that a haircut in the nude is just going to make me very itchy. And he wanted to meet me THAT WEEKEND. Like there's some big rush. Hmmmm.

I gave the sucker the boot and if he contacts me again, I plan to tell him he gives me the creeps and block him if I have to. I mean, I've heard of foot fetishes, and panda fetishes, but a hair fetish? That's a first for me. At least I'd be a good looking corpse.

that is kiwi dan. he doesn't even own scissors. ;) (other than his sheep pen shears)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You have no idea.......

:gulp:

eighty percent...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

the cylinder sleeves are aluminum...

[motherchicken]

It's still legal in Wyoming to fill you car with aviation fuel. If you have a high performance car you really don't want to run anything else once you experience AV gas in it.
Running straight Av gas can burn a hole in your pistons if you're running a stock or close to engine. I knew a dude who ran it in his 68 firebird with a slightly built 400 big block every time he drag raced for money. Eventually he toasted the motor. When we took off the heads the pistons were all heat damaged on top. One had a hole in it. Todays cars are engineered to run on lower octane fuels.

[LoungeMachine]

eighty percent...

:biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

eighty percent...

That's a pretty low octain number.:bigwink:

[LoungeMachine]

That's a pretty low octain number.:bigwink:

Octane, even....

:gulp:

[ZahZoo]

Where in hell's bells did you find THAT?

That's an old boot that's been around for years... allegedly a recording of Hendrix jamming and Morrison drunk/high screaming belligerent crap.

[chefcraig]

That's an old boot that's been around for years... allegedly a recording of Hendrix jamming and Morrison drunk/high screaming belligerent crap.

Wasn't Johnny Winter involved in that as well? I vaguely recall seeing a boot with Morrison, Hendrix and Winter drawn on the cover. It was also repackaged about a dozen or more times as Woke Up This Morning And Found Myself Dead.

[loucap81]

This is hardly the "good ole' days" but I miss DDLR. I miss the Shoes/miss crissi drama :D

[envy_me]

Omg!!! These old threads :o Lol. What to say...

[envy_me]

I've only bent one in a chicks ass twice....
The first time was because she owed me money, and the second time was because it turned out it was the only hole she had that was tighter than the one on her face....

I've always considered it more of a hate-crime.

OMG!!!! That is terrible and hillarious at the same time. Why doesn't anybody borrow money from me, so that i could ask for sexual favors in return :D Haha, laughing my ass off has never felt more fitting :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

OMG!!!! That is terrible and hillarious at the same time. Why doesn't anybody borrow money from me, so that i could ask for sexual favors in return :D Haha, laughing my ass off has never felt more fitting :D

she's a trooper...

[Nitro Express]

Grandpa what did you do in the good ol days?

I fucked people up the ass. Both figuratively and literally.

[binnie]

Peanuts.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

when did i have corn?

[DONNIEP]

This is hardly the "good ole' days" but I miss DDLR.

Anybody remember the DaveHagarFan alias? Was that what it was?...

[binnie]

When one has a good buzz on, it is time to bump these threads. I was looking for one on internet dating sites, but my "search" is giving me hell tonight.

If you're looking for interent dating, don't mention that you are open to anal sex.

Just a suggestion.

:D

[Dave's Bitch]

If you're looking for interent dating, don't mention that you are open to anal sex.

Just a suggestion.

:D

Depends if you are a man or woman ;)

[binnie]

Depends if you are a man or woman ;)

:D

Touche!

[envy_me]

Depends if you are a man or woman ;)

Lmao, exactly :D

[Nickdfresh]

Anybody remember the DaveHagarFan alias? Was that what it was?...

I don't if he was an alias or not, but he posted here for a bit but didn't get the attention he did at DDLR and just withered away...

[DONNIEP]

I don't if he was an alias or not, but he posted here for a bit but didn't get the attention he did at DDLR and just withered away...

I'm pretty sure he was an alias and I think I know who it was... That guy was always good for a laugh :)

[loucap81]

Anybody remember the DaveHagarFan alias? Was that what it was?...

Wow I forgot about that guy. I remember him being annoying. But there were a lot of cool people from there that haven't been seen again, unfortunately.

[DONNIEP]

Wow I forgot about that guy. I remember him being annoying. But there were a lot of cool people from there that haven't been seen again, unfortunately.

Yeah, there were a lot of people who kinda fell off when the site went tits-up. I bet most of them came over here and ran for cover!!! It was like a bar fight up in here :) :gulp:

[loucap81]

Have you noticed that the whole multiple usernames thing is kinda over as well? You just don't see people bothering with that anymore. I don't think people have the energy or desire to clown around anymore. People also don't have the anger and frustration they once did with the band, which I think was a major influence on people's behavior in addition to our all being younger. While people get annoyed when the band retreats like they're doing now, it'll never be like it was from 2000-06.

[twonabomber]

most of the multiples were the mods! :D i may or may not have had three or four...

i don't think DHF was an alias of another poster.

[Angel]

I wonder how many aliases WARF has had through the years. I can't believe I've been "hanging out" with you guys for this many years.

We're all fucking lunatics!!! But I love you guys. XXX

[Coyote]

I knew I should've made that booty call tonight...

[Angel]

I knew I should've made that booty call tonight...

Well, why didn't you?? Silly man!!!

[BITEYOASS]

I miss all those fuckin' sheep who use to troll around this website and the verbal smackdown we use to lay on them constantly.

[BITEYOASS]

Of course I've been on the RothArmy since the days of 56k muthafuckas! :bigwink:

[Coyote]

Well, why didn't you?? Silly man!!!

I have no valid excuse for myself. 'Scuse me while I go whip myself a bit...

[BITEYOASS]

Of course I posted quite a few drunken rants ten years ago. Before I started getting a whole lot of sex.

[Angel]

Of course I've been on the RothArmy since the days of 56k muthafuckas! :bigwink:

I lurked in those days. Can't remember what my user name was. I thought you guys were all wacked, lol.

[Coyote]

Of course I posted quite a few drunken rants ten years ago. Before I started getting a whole lot of sex.

I'm beginning to discern a pattern here...

[Angel]

Of course I posted quite a few drunken rants ten years ago. Before I started getting a whole lot of sex.

You weren't the only one if I remember correctly ;)