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LoungeMachine
12-07-2011, 02:49 AM
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Nitro Express
12-07-2011, 03:03 AM
So victorian.

Little Texan
12-07-2011, 03:10 AM
The first time I saw that commercial, I called it a "tit curtain" instead of a boob apron. Here's an idea, ladies: If you're such a prude that you don't want your boobs hanging out of your shirt showing, why not try wearing more modest clothing to begin with?

ZahZoo
12-07-2011, 08:25 AM
Yeah... wear a top with a plunging neck-line then wonder why men's eyes drift south toward cleavage... go figure...

DLR Bridge
12-07-2011, 12:43 PM
I always wondered if I'd ever see porn star Celeste again.

Matt White
12-07-2011, 05:05 PM
I'd like to meet the RAT BASTURD who invented tha damn thing!!! :mad:

Sensible Shoes
12-07-2011, 05:07 PM
What? I love them. They're such a fashion statement.

Northern Girl
12-07-2011, 05:15 PM
My mom has one, but she's 68, so it's a good thing!

sadaist
12-07-2011, 05:22 PM
Yeah Lounge, that is a bad product. Worst ever? My vote goes to marriage licenses.

ZahZoo
12-08-2011, 09:54 AM
This thread brings up one of the most difficult situations I've been forced to deal with in management in a professional corporate environment...

Had to field complaints from both sides... females wearing low cut tops complaining of being uncomfortable with men looking at their chests. Plus men complaining about being uncomfortable and paranoid interacting with females in low cut tops.

It's a lose/lose scenario... the women feel they are discriminated against for their gender, berated for poor business fashion sense and oddly feel they are made to feel self conscience about their physical looks... Yet they personally choose a fashion style that displays their "attributes" that they don't want some others to notice.

The men feel paranoid about sexual harassment claims when someone is standing 2.5 feet from them, leaning over a desk, discussing business and they they've got their whole vision path filled with cleavage with a face on top. Mentally they are freaking trying to only look at the freckle on her nose... but the brain won't let that happen at any expense.

Where's the middle ground here..?

Sensible Shoes
12-08-2011, 03:59 PM
It's like Little Texan said - did you consider dressing more conservatively in the first place? My housemate is very well endowed and she teaches school. She has quite the time with necklines and a room full of adolescent boys. So lots of loose fitting turtlenecks etc.

High Life Man
12-08-2011, 11:49 PM
Where's the middle ground here..?

Gotta step in at the first sign of finger fucking.

DONNIEP
12-09-2011, 12:15 AM
Right....like that's gonna stop guys from looking at women's boobs...hell, I'll even strain to look at a tattooed-up titty just to sneak a peek!

ZahZoo
12-09-2011, 10:58 AM
Gotta step in at the first sign of finger fucking.

Good advice... although working in the IT industry... mental masturbation runs more rampant and the social moron demographic exceeds the general population at least 100 fold...

Nitro Express
12-09-2011, 11:55 AM
Right....like that's gonna stop guys from looking at women's boobs...hell, I'll even strain to look at a tattooed-up titty just to sneak a peek!

The comedian Ron White said men love tits so much even if a nasty biker chick goes,"you want to see my tits?", we will go sure show em to me! Ok dear, you can roll those things back up now. :biggrin:

Golden AWe
12-21-2011, 05:04 PM
In Finland they came up with this flushable toilet roll...that you just throw to the sink, and it melts there...well, the reality is you shouldn't throw it to the sink, says the nature union...it's not ecological! So here comes the most useless product of 2011:

http://www.suomenluonto.fi/turhake/hylsy.jpg

ThrillsNSpills
12-21-2011, 05:46 PM
You'd figure the bear would be smiling considering where he lands on the anatomy

Nitro Express
12-21-2011, 06:40 PM
I wonder if Donald Trump uses this stuff.





Get your order in. Valentines Day is less than two months away.

ThrillsNSpills
12-22-2011, 01:06 PM
I got some spray on hair for a friend on his birthday who has a bald spot.

He thought it was funny and he decided to try it so we sprayed in the spot.

It actually filled out the spot and looked like real hair.
Only problem was that the hair in the spot was light purple.