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WARF
12-11-2011, 05:05 PM
My name is warfy...

Pronounced the WARF-E

YO ladies I would to hump thee. ... uh huh huh

Peace and humptiness...

Uhuhuhuhuh

Hi I'm Warf....former webmaster/mod/rtc etc. .

I help build this muthafuckaaa....

And I am back bitches...

I had a forum named after me 10 years ago...

Ah well you get the point....

I just opened up a bottle of corona with my girlfriends eye lash curler!!!!

Sarge's Little Helper
12-11-2011, 05:07 PM
Hi WARF! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

kwame k
12-11-2011, 05:10 PM
Ah fuck it, WARF.......I'm heading up to the liquor store and getting a fifth in honor of your return:beers8:

WARF
12-11-2011, 05:21 PM
My penis is like the titanic....

It's large and full of failure!!!

Uhuhuhuhuhu

WARF IS BACK AGAIN!!!!!

WARF
12-11-2011, 05:23 PM
You fuckaahs are way off point....

Roll the fucking red carpet...

A legend is amongst you!!!!

aesop
12-11-2011, 06:28 PM
I sensed you MIGHT come back. So dammit, I had to as well. Open the libations, bitches!

WARF
12-11-2011, 08:43 PM
WARF back at the roth army...is like dave back in van halen...

Who knows where the fuck I've been...

I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night...

Seshmeister
12-11-2011, 08:53 PM
Fuckin A, B and C!

Sensible Shoes
12-11-2011, 09:26 PM
I'm still mad at you for standin' me up at Dave's Universal Show some years back. So welcome back ya fuck. :high5:

WARF
12-11-2011, 09:33 PM
I told you motherfuckers 10 years I was David Lee Roth...

Just get me a microphone a some a few pairs of PEG BUNDY zebra spandex and i'm ready go...

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Sarge's Little Helper
12-11-2011, 09:33 PM
Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

ThrillsNSpills
12-12-2011, 12:30 PM
WARF definately has super-powers.

See how he got Sarge's Little Helper to respond twice..? who can do that? Nobody.


However I do think Warfo moved north to stalk Lady Gaga but that's just at the theory stage.

ThrillsNSpills
12-12-2011, 12:34 PM
McSlapnuts is the Peoples MC.. !


Warf is an Ill-Mitch wannabe from South Florida

uh huh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh huh

Sensible Shoes
12-12-2011, 01:29 PM
Boston? BOSTON?

ThrillsNSpills
12-12-2011, 01:59 PM

Sensible Shoes
12-12-2011, 02:08 PM
No no no

He's moved, can't you see that, man. For the love of GOD.

aesop
12-12-2011, 03:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

WARF
12-12-2011, 04:13 PM
Yes, I have been a masshole three years now...
What part of MA are you in shoes & thrills??

Sensible Shoes
12-12-2011, 04:42 PM
Central - between Greenfield and Orange on Route 2. Bout 2 and a half hours from you.

Sensible Shoes
12-12-2011, 04:43 PM
Well probably less but I get lost a lot.

Diamondjimi
12-12-2011, 10:10 PM
Welcome back (again!) :biggrin:

Romeo Delight
12-16-2011, 02:02 PM
Only WARF would start a thread called "WARF in 2011" on December 11th, 2011.

:rockin:

Va Beach VH Fan
12-16-2011, 04:14 PM
Repeating: Probably drunk.... ;)

Romeo Delight
12-16-2011, 05:27 PM
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night...

:appl:

POJO_Risin
12-19-2011, 09:23 PM
I just got an e-mail from the webmaster at Kaja Goo-Goo that said some drunk fuck named WARF keeps showing up posting shit about David Lee Roth...

Turns out WARF's nightly NightTrain binge led him to believe that he WAS AT THE ARMY...

A phone call later, and WARF's back...

Of course...he's disappeared again...

...and there's an e-mail from a Siouxie and the Banshees website...

Hardrock69
12-19-2011, 10:39 PM
WARF! WELCOME BACK DUDE! :thumb:

Glad the legendary thing has resurrected itself and decided to come home! :hee:

binnie
12-20-2011, 04:14 AM
Good to see ya WARF.

Angel
12-20-2011, 10:04 AM
WARF baby!!!! Holy shit this thread feels like old times!!! Anything left in that bottle?

Igosplut
12-20-2011, 06:54 PM
Yes, I have been a masshole three years now...
What part of MA are you in shoes & thrills??

He moved to Boston because MGH is one of the leaders in sex-changes....

Say hello to warfett...

Sensible Shoes
12-21-2011, 12:52 PM
Angel and Igo? Oh yes, we're back in the good ole days now!

WARF
12-22-2011, 07:03 AM
All of this true pojo except I was on an a mad dog binge...

Also... intervention is following me on twitter...

POJO_Risin
12-22-2011, 08:54 AM
Either way...good to have u back....

Unchainme
12-23-2011, 05:09 PM
will this mean that joe thunder's back too?

Satan
12-23-2011, 05:34 PM
Last I heard, Joe was busy in his basement studio with his new group, "Niggaz With Appetite"

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/16/742915ebaa2045fd84837211d6b661ce/l.jpg

Little Texan
12-24-2011, 10:17 PM
Warf...have you rubbed one out to Lady Gaga, lately? :biggrin:

WARF
12-26-2011, 03:51 PM
I wanna fuck Katy Perry now!!!!!!!

FORD
12-26-2011, 04:03 PM
Well, at least you know she has a vagina. :eatit:

Sweet Irony
12-26-2011, 08:03 PM
WARF?? Seriously? HEY!!!!!!! One in a million.. Weird how I get all happy seeing you guys' names on here...

Angel
12-26-2011, 09:50 PM
WARF?? Seriously? HEY!!!!!!! One in a million.. Weird how I get all happy seeing you guys' names on here...

This is freaking awesome!! Now I just need how to figure out how to access it on my blackberry once school's back in...

WARF
12-26-2011, 11:12 PM
I am 1000% making a commitment to posting here again full time. The news of the new album has sparked interest for me. The days of spending 8 hours a day here are defintely over... but I am ready to make a contribution to the army... lots of memories here! I've been proud to have made this place my home.

Sensible Shoes
12-26-2011, 11:13 PM
Hi SI - long time!

scottydabodi
12-27-2011, 12:49 AM
Welcome back WARF, you sick FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFreak!!!! Sorry you gotta be in the land of Red Sox fans!!! ;-) Great to see ya dude. ALL HAIL!!

POJO_Risin
12-27-2011, 12:56 AM
I am 1000% making a commitment to posting here again full time. The news of the new album has sparked interest for me. The days of spending 8 hours a day here are defintely over... but I am ready to make a contribution to the army... lots of memories here! I've been proud to have made this place my home.

Let me know how much...and I'll add your jack-ass back to the mod team for kicks and giggles...

and before anyone bitches about it because there's 2,398 people that deserve it ahead of WARF because they've been around for the past coupla years...

fuck off...;)

By the way...I'm POJO...nice to meet most of you...;)

POJO_Risin
12-27-2011, 01:00 AM
I was dragging Icon across the street one night in Taiwan after a three-day coke binge...and there was fucking WARF...laying in a pool of his own puke, wearing what I can only assume was a David Lee Roth wig...with a cigar ashed all the way to the nub and still in his mouth...

He was wearing a torn van halen wife beater, moaning, "van halennnnnnn...."

"van Halennnn..."

When Icon and I tried to pick him up, he sprung up into a Roth leap, did a spinning kick, taking out two mysterious ninjas...and ran into a foggy alley next to the bar we just came out of. That was two years ago...

WARF hasn't been seen since...

not even for the annual Roth Army caroling...

WARF
12-27-2011, 07:44 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I still got that wig, that's me in the wig on the first page

I am back....and if you wanna add me its always an honor.

Seshmeister
12-27-2011, 08:55 AM
Look forward to seeing you post your password in Main... :D

WARF
12-27-2011, 10:26 AM
Bring forth the WARF MOD!!!!!!!!

You know you want to!!!!

Guitar Shark
12-27-2011, 12:21 PM
Bring forth the WARF MOD!!!!!!!!

You know you want to!!!!

I have seen the WARF MOD and it is good. Bring it!!

WARF
12-27-2011, 01:39 PM
Where's my keys???

I got two years of mod forum reading to do!!

Uh huh huh

WARF
12-27-2011, 01:43 PM
Can I be the third main discussion amigo????

I see the tour forum is empty too....

Prepare for the WARF MOD!!!!

Hide your password mofos!!!!

DlocRoth
12-27-2011, 03:38 PM
Can I be the third main discussion amigo????

I see the tour forum is empty too....

Prepare for the WARF MOD!!!!

Hide your password mofos!!!!

Fuck the paswords!

Lock up your mothers, daughters, and metro nephews!!

Welcome back, homeboy!!

Yo man.... I still lease that garage space if youre interested in revamping that gerbil "venture" from a few years back.

Unchainme
12-27-2011, 03:58 PM
WARF needs to be mod.

this is a fact.

...uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh

Angel
12-27-2011, 08:27 PM
Fuck the paswords!

Lock up your mothers, daughters, and metro nephews!!

Welcome back, homeboy!!

Yo man.... I still lease that garage space if youre interested in revamping that gerbil "venture" from a few years back.

OMG, the gerbils!!! Can't forget the fucking gerbils!!!!

Sweet Irony
12-29-2011, 08:55 PM
WARF! What else is new??? lol

Sweet Irony
12-29-2011, 08:57 PM
Hi SI - long time! Hey! Way too long!! xoxoxo
**having all kinds of nostalgia**

Angel
12-29-2011, 09:05 PM
Hey! Way too long!! xoxoxo
**having all kinds of nostalgia** I agree! What fun!!!:grouphug:

kwame k
12-29-2011, 09:07 PM
Damn Angel.......been a long time!

Sweet Irony
12-29-2011, 09:08 PM
I agree! What fun!!!:grouphug: Hey!!! Yeah!!! xoxoxo

Little Texan
12-29-2011, 09:08 PM
Hey! Way too long!!

That's what SHE said last night.

:biggrin:

Angel
12-29-2011, 09:15 PM
Hey Kwame, yup, it's been awhile. In my second year of university, so not a lot of spare time, but yeah - I'm still acting whenever I can. How the hell have you been???

kwame k
12-29-2011, 09:29 PM
Hey Kwame, yup, it's been awhile. In my second year of university, so not a lot of spare time, but yeah - I'm still acting whenever I can. How the hell have you been???

Doing good, kinda on an even flow.....nothing really bad or good, which is cool every now and then.

Killer news about university and the acting gig...........give 'em hell woman!

FullBugAZ
12-29-2011, 11:09 PM
I remember that dude......
Looks like a few of us "old timers" are creeping back in.
lol

Angel
12-30-2011, 10:44 AM
I remember that dude......
Looks like a few of us "old timers" are creeping back in.
lol OK, it's funny to see a member # 23654 refer to themselves as "old-timers", lol ;)

WARF
12-30-2011, 01:24 PM
Hey pojo...

I don't shit just handed to me like Hulk Hogan everytime he comes backs to Vince McMahon...

There are alot of people who deserve mod jobs around here...

But like I said... I am back... it's really your call as well as staff...

I am ROTH ARMY blood regardless...

Va Beach VH Fan
12-30-2011, 04:30 PM
Geezus, quit sucking the guy off.... ;)

Guitar Shark
12-31-2011, 05:57 PM
Come on VA, where else is he gonna get some?

Full Bug
12-31-2011, 07:33 PM
Great to see you WARF, seems alot of old members are making appearances these days....:)

WARF
01-01-2012, 12:09 PM
Jesus it''s full bug!!!

Still rockin the weed girl avatar...

It's fucking the most exciting time in Van Halen land in 28 years...

We've been posting here 12 years waiting for this... it's time to celebrate!!!

Full Bug
01-01-2012, 02:17 PM
Jesus it''s full bug!!!

Still rockin the weed girl avatar...

It's fucking the most exciting time in Van Halen land in 28 years...

We've been posting here 12 years waiting for this... it's time to celebrate!!!
12 years, unreal, I believe this is the first internet site I ever started posting on when I got the internet....
Actually, wasn't this place down at some point for almost 2 years? That was a low point.....

Angel
01-01-2012, 03:59 PM
Great to see you WARF, seems alot of old members are making appearances these days....:) Your members are making appearances???? We want PICTURES please... pm them, penis pics not allowed at the Army, lol.

Angel
01-01-2012, 04:00 PM
12 years, unreal, I believe this is the first internet site I ever started posting on when I got the internet....
Actually, wasn't this place down at some point for almost 2 years? That was a low point..... Ummmm....weren't you modding at DDLR.com while it was down? What do you mean low point??? We had a fucking blast!!!

Full Bug
01-01-2012, 07:38 PM
Ummmm....weren't you modding at DDLR.com while it was down? What do you mean low point??? We had a fucking blast!!!

I meant a low point for this site, your right, it was a blast....:thumb:

Angel
01-08-2012, 02:53 PM
Small Bump. I'm looking forward already to reading "WARF in 2012" ;)

Sweet Irony
01-08-2012, 08:04 PM
Hi SI - long time!


I still miss our DDLR forum!! Those were the days!!

kwame k
01-08-2012, 08:11 PM
I still miss our DDLR forum!! Those were the days!!

Those guys were excellent hosts when the Army was down!

Loved it there, too!