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Va Beach VH Fan
12-18-2011, 10:19 PM
Or so says the South Korean Press....

So who's the next "Dear Leader" ??

Unchainme
12-18-2011, 10:22 PM
yo satan, you got a good place for this guy?

Unchainme
12-18-2011, 10:26 PM
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/dprk/images/dprk-dmsp-dark.jpg

Here's his legacy.

Satan
12-18-2011, 10:54 PM
Shit, there goes MY joyous Helliday season http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

Satan
12-18-2011, 11:18 PM
Looks like a massive heart attack while on a train ride.... at which point he transferred to the Hellbound Express.....

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il dies at 69
He suffered massive heart attack, state news agency says



msnbc.com news services
updated 6 minutes ago

PYONGYANG, North Korea — Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.

Kim's death was announced Monday by state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.

Kim suffered a massive heart attack on a train on Saturday, the North's KCNA news agency said in a separate dispatch about his death.

An autopsy conducted Sunday confirmed the cause of death, it said.

The leader's son, Kim Jong-un, was at the head of a long list of officials making up the funeral committee, indicating he will lead it.

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.

The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

The news came as North Korea prepared for a hereditary succession. Kim Jong Il inherited power after his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, died in 1994.

In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

Asian stock markets moved lower amid the news, which raises the possibility of increased instability on the divided Korean peninsula.

South Korea's Kospi index was down 3.9 percent at 1,767.89 and Japan's Nikkei 225 index fell 0.8 percent to 8,331.00. Hong Kong's Hang Seng slipped 2 percent to 17,929.66 and the Shanghai Composite Index dropped 2 percent to 2,178.75.

Hardrock69
12-18-2011, 11:47 PM
KICK ASS! :thumb:

Woohoo!!!

I am SO GLAD that worthless goddamnable evil cocksucker is dead!!!!

FUCK THAT WORTHLESS GODDAMNABLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Hey Satan. Get the special extra-hot firepit ready! :hee:

Nitro Express
12-18-2011, 11:53 PM
Hi HO Kim is dead! Merry Christmas everyone!:bigboobs:




He was 69.

Diamondjimi
12-19-2011, 12:02 AM
Good riddance to that demented little turd eater.... :fu:

Little Texan
12-19-2011, 12:24 AM
Goodbye and good riddance, Menta Lee Il! :thumb:

sadaist
12-19-2011, 01:17 AM
Shit, there goes MY joyous Helliday season http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif


Filling seats fast. 2011 has been a banner year for you.

Osama Bin Laden

Moamar Gaddafi

Kim Jong Ill

Christopher Hitchens

Al Davis

Dr. Jack Kevorkian


Still a couple weeks left. Any chance of grabbing a Kardashian?

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 01:30 AM
Still a couple weeks left. Any chance of grabbing a Kardashian?
That's worth putting on a prayer roll and stuffing into the wailing wall.

Nickdfresh
12-19-2011, 02:02 AM
But. You just never know....


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oBixbp7zSlE/TaWiaPHJufI/AAAAAAAAAEI/P6Fm2CavOeQ/s1600/KimJongIl.jpeg

fifth element
12-19-2011, 02:29 AM
Filling seats fast. 2011 has been a banner year for you.

Osama Bin Laden

Moamar Gaddafi

Kim Jong Ill

Christopher Hitchens

Al Davis

Dr. Jack Kevorkian


Still a couple weeks left. Any chance of grabbing a Kardashian?

add to that several American politicians...
and yeah...Satan has had quite the year...

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 02:53 AM
add to that several American politicians...
and yeah...Satan has had quite the year...

I was thinking most the US Congress should spend New Years with Satan.

Satan
12-19-2011, 02:58 AM
Hey, this place doesn't exist to torment ME! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

Satan
12-19-2011, 03:00 AM
Still a couple weeks left. Any chance of grabbing a Kardashian?

Well, they are annoying, but at least the Third Horn could give one of them a proper welcome. Sure send one down! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Satan
12-19-2011, 03:04 AM
KICK ASS! :thumb:

Woohoo!!!

I am SO GLAD that worthless goddamnable evil cocksucker is dead!!!!

FUCK THAT WORTHLESS GODDAMNABLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Hey Satan. Get the special extra-hot firepit ready! :hee:


I'm thinking we'll have a "welcome to Hell" party for him tomorrow. Some dragon fired Korean BBQ. Bulgogi is great stuff.

And then the dragons can BBQ him http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

twonabomber
12-19-2011, 07:43 AM
no longer Il, maybe change his name to Kim Jong Ded?

we've yet to see if the kid becomes Kim Jong Loon.

but what if Il was NK's Sammy Hagar, and Loon is NK's Gary Cherone? you know, the replacement's replacement?

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 12:02 PM
Hey Satan. Has Kim had the pineapple shoved up his ass yet?

DLR Bridge
12-19-2011, 12:16 PM
He was great in Team America, though. "Fuck you Hans Brix you fucking cock sucker!!"

binnie
12-19-2011, 12:30 PM
I believe that his son will take over.

'My the new boss, the same as the old boss....'

jhale667
12-19-2011, 01:50 PM
Filling seats fast. 2011 has been a banner year for you.

Osama Bin Laden

Moamar Gaddafi

Kim Jong Ill

Christopher Hitchens

Al Davis

Dr. Jack Kevorkian


Still a couple weeks left. Any chance of grabbing a Kardashian?

No reason at all for Christopher Hitchens or Dr. Kevorkian to be on that list... but yes, by all means, please add the Kardashians...

Satan
12-19-2011, 01:55 PM
Hey Satan. Has Kim had the pineapple shoved up his ass yet?

Ah, that was just a movie. You know how hard it is to ship pineapples to Hell?? I'm not going to waste them on Hitler! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

sadaist
12-19-2011, 02:05 PM
No reason at all for Christopher Hitchens or Dr. Kevorkian to be on that list... but yes, by all means, please add the Kardashians...


Well, it's not my personal list of who I think should be in hell. Just the list where a large number of people believe so. As for Kevorkian, I kinda agree with what he did. But it seems most people believe he was evil and a murderer....so I added him. As for Hitchens, I have no problem with not believing or believing in a God. But a guy who dedicates his life arguing against God? IF there is a hell, he's gonna be there.

Seshmeister
12-19-2011, 02:11 PM
I don't think Hitchens dedicated his life to arguing against God, just the some of it. He argued against lots of things including Michael Moore, the British Royal family and Henry Kissinger.

jhale667
12-19-2011, 02:14 PM
As for Hitchens, I have no problem with not believing or believing in a God. But a guy who dedicates his life arguing against God? IF there is a hell, he's gonna be there.

Wasn't his sole purpose in life, but definitely what he became famous for... but it kind of annoyed me, so called "Christians" gloating at his death, proclaiming with their usual false certitude that he's now suffering in hell...how VERY "Christian" of them...if there is a hell, and he's there, it's to save seats for them.

Guitar Shark
12-19-2011, 02:28 PM
America. Fuck yeah!!

jhale667
12-19-2011, 02:30 PM
America. Fuck yeah!!

Is he still "ronwry and sad" in the afterlife, one wonders? :hee:

Satan
12-19-2011, 02:35 PM
Wasn't his sole purpose in life, but definitely what he became famous for... but it kind of annoyed me, so called "Christians" gloating at his death, proclaiming with their usual false certitude that he's now suffering in hell...how VERY "Christian" of them...if there is a hell, and he's there, it's to save seats for them.

Well, just to clear things up, Hitchens IS here. Let's face it, when you deny God your entire life, it's not like He's going to send you a VIP pass when it's your time to leave Earth. As for the suffering part.... trust me, there are some parts of Hell that are far worse than others. Hitchens definitely is not going to be living in the same neighborhood as Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden, Mo Ghadaffi, or Jerry Falwell. And yeah, Jerry's saving a lot of seats for his old friends in the religious reich. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 02:39 PM
Ah, that was just a movie. You know how hard it is to ship pineapples to Hell?? I'm not going to waste them on Hitler! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

The worst summer job I ever had was harvesting pineapples. Trust me, growing them in hell and making your subjects harvest them would be great punishment. The plants are sharp and cut your hands. You get blisters. The heat beats down on you. There is no machine to automate the process. Pure hell.

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 02:48 PM
I don't think Hitchens dedicated his life to arguing against God, just the some of it. He argued against lots of things including Michael Moore, the British Royal family and Henry Kissinger.

Hopefully Hitchens isn't standing before God going "Oh Shit! I'm sorry I was wrong!" :biggrin: At least God is merciful. He probably will give Hitch some brownie points for going after Mother Teresa, Michael Moore, Henry Kissinger, and The Queen.

Satan
12-19-2011, 02:48 PM
The worst summer job I ever had was harvesting pineapples. Trust me, growing them in hell and making your subjects harvest them would be great punishment. The plants are sharp and cut your hands. You get blisters. The heat beats down on you. There is no machine to automate the process. Pure hell.

Yeah, but Hawaii has one thing that Hell doesn't........

Sunlight. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 02:56 PM
They have pretty much outsourced the pineapple plantations to Asia. Which means even more heat and humidity than Hawaii.

sadaist
12-19-2011, 03:03 PM
...if there is a hell, and he's there, it's to save seats for them.


LOL...right on!


As for my personal beliefs, I just can't see some all loving, all forgiving God allowing a place like Hell to exist and actually sending people there for an eternity to suffer. Eternity is a long fucking time. So I don't believe in Hell. Just a creation/myth to scare people into staying in line and following procedure. Makes for good heavy metal though.

Satan
12-19-2011, 03:21 PM
LOL...right on!


As for my personal beliefs, I just can't see some all loving, all forgiving God allowing a place like Hell to exist and actually sending people there for an eternity to suffer. Eternity is a long fucking time. So I don't believe in Hell. Just a creation/myth to scare people into staying in line and following procedure. Makes for good heavy metal though.

Dude, have you ever read the Old Testament???

God ain't always "all forgiving". Shit, just look at my own story. Had a little argument with Him thousands of years ago, and He still won't get over it. JC is far more forgiving than His Old Man, you can take a Devil's word on that.

As I said, some parts of Hell are better than others. You really have to be a bastard to end up in the worst sections. Let's put it this way... I got an entire wing set up for just the BCE and those associated with them. Grandpa Prescott is already there of course, along with his pal Adolf, his protege Nixon, and old "ketchup is a vegetable" himself, Ronnie Rayguns. And of course, the more recent arrivals Osama, and Prescott Jr - who spent most of his adult life selling out your country to the Chinese. The real party there will begin when Poppy comes down, of course. Shouldn't be too much longer now....... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Seshmeister
12-19-2011, 03:37 PM
Hopefully Hitchens isn't standing before God going "Oh Shit! I'm sorry I was wrong!" :biggrin:

There are lots of gods he didn't believe in, there is exactly as much chance he is standing in front of Zeus...

Hardrock69
12-19-2011, 03:50 PM
They showed video footage of common people in Korea.

A couple of interesting things. When these people were out in public, there was nobody else around. I mean, a couple of people looked like they were in a rather large city. But aside from the person being filmed, and the camera crew, there was not another person to be seen.

Also, all of the individuals shown on camera were pretending to cry. Quite obvious.

If they did not, they would have been taken out in the country and shot, or at least sent off to the kamp.

It would be nice if the idiot's son actually has a brain.

But if the military has the real power in that country, nothing is going to change. The young son will just step up the rhetoric against the "bourgeoise capitalist pigs of the West", and the people of North Korea will continue to suffer greatly.

Seshmeister
12-19-2011, 03:57 PM
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Va Beach VH Fan
12-19-2011, 04:04 PM
That's just plain wrong.... Funny, but wrong....

It's so strange watching what can only be described as orchestrated grief.....

LoungeMachine
12-19-2011, 04:38 PM
Or so says the South Korean Press....

So who's the next "Dear Leader" ??

My guess?

ChefCraig.

:gulp:

He seems to run everything else........ :)

BITEYOASS
12-19-2011, 06:22 PM
Time for some song dedications!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtfdcepWlQM

Unchainme
12-19-2011, 07:22 PM
Time for some song dedications!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtfdcepWlQM

OH NO IS THIS GRIM REAPER?

OH GODDD...GODDAMNIT!

http://images.wikia.com/beavisandbutthead/images/4/49/Beavis_uh-huh.jpg

ODShowtime
12-19-2011, 07:45 PM
It appears that Jong Il's western indulgence-filled lifestyle led to his early demise. So I guess we can take credit for it, right?

Nickdfresh
12-19-2011, 08:00 PM
The successor is his 28-year old son that looks just like a 28-year old Kim Jong Ill-yeahhhh-boyeeee....and he's reported to be a raving dickhead trying to impress his generals with his street-cred. In other words, he's largely behind the recent North Korean military actions torpedoing a South Korean naval vessel and the shelling of an island under Southern control. On the bright side, they're saying his military might step in and prevent him from wielding absolute power like his father did...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/19/1324319865921/Kim-Jong-un-007.jpg
Not-so-great successor, Jong Un...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/19/kim-jong-il-great-successor

Nickdfresh
12-19-2011, 08:05 PM

Nitro Express
12-19-2011, 08:58 PM
The successor is his 28-year old son that looks just like a 28-year old Kim Jong Ill-yeahhhh-boyeeee....and he's reported to be a raving dickhead trying to impress his generals with his street-cred. In other words, he's largely behind the recent North Korean military actions torpedoing a South Korean naval vessel and the shelling of an island under Southern control. On the bright side, they're saying his military might step in and prevent him from wielding absolute power like his father did...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/19/1324319865921/Kim-Jong-un-007.jpg


Not-so-great successor, Jong Un...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/19/kim-jong-il-great-successor

By the looks of his chubby face the heart disease has already started. He too will die of a heart condition most likely.

Dr. Love
12-19-2011, 09:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5G6op.jpg

Hardrock69
12-19-2011, 10:41 PM
Well, if he was educated in a Swiss boarding school, there is hope for the young man.

The best-case scenario would be if he were to seize absolute power, then shoot all of his hard-core commie generals, and install loyalists, then begin a march to a free and open democratic North Korea.

But that is highly unlikely, to say the least.

LOL @ the golf item.

Unchainme
12-19-2011, 10:41 PM
I was bored and kinda was curious as to why NK kinda is backed by China..and it was for reasons different than I had thought.

Turns out the whole reason for them supporting them was mainly due to the fact that a North Korea in revolution is bad for China in regards to infastructure and the economy. If the country is freed from it's Communist Dictatorship, this means a lot of refugees and again a strain on their country as a whole

China I guess doesn't care if the country is communist or not, they're more so worried about their own self interests. go fig.

Nitro Express
12-20-2011, 01:32 AM
I was bored and kinda was curious as to why NK kinda is backed by China..and it was for reasons different than I had thought.

Turns out the whole reason for them supporting them was mainly due to the fact that a North Korea in revolution is bad for China in regards to infastructure and the economy. If the country is freed from it's Communist Dictatorship, this means a lot of refugees and again a strain on their country as a whole

China I guess doesn't care if the country is communist or not, they're more so worried about their own self interests. go fig.

Spot on.

Nitro Express
12-20-2011, 01:37 AM
Well, if he was educated in a Swiss boarding school, there is hope for the young man.

The best-case scenario would be if he were to seize absolute power, then shoot all of his hard-core commie generals, and install loyalists, then begin a march to a free and open democratic North Korea.


But that is highly unlikely, to say the least.

LOL @ the golf item.

I swear every despot in the world sends their kids to Switzerland. Saddam Hussain's boys were there until they fucked up and the Swiss gave them the boot. There really must be a cast of unsavory characters from all over the world going to school in Switzerland. The funny thing is it's a clean, well ran country. The people there are kind of boring but the order to the place is nice and if you are a skier it's pure heaven.

Hardrock69
12-20-2011, 04:55 AM
Yeah I was aware of why China puts up with NK. I would venture to say, better to invade the fucking country and free the slaves, er, I mean the PEOPLE, and have a serious infrastructure hit in the short term, than providing massive foreign aid as they have for the past 60 fucking years. Letting NK stand on it's own would be much better financially in the long run for China.

But then, the problem is that even if someone else were running the country, like the military, well, those motherfuckers are as brainwashed as everyone else over there, so we would just wind up with another fuckass ruthless dictator over there.

Fucking worthless goddamn motherfuckers! :mad:

jhale667
12-20-2011, 11:06 AM
Even I was slightly amazed at all the cries of "racism" over people's posting of the "Team America" parody song... Sure, the tune makes fun of a stereotype, but is still fairly tame (hardly OVERTLY racist), and I mean, what other song were Westerners supposed to associate with him, I ask you?? :hee:

Nitro Express
12-20-2011, 11:12 AM
Even I was slightly amazed at all the cries of "racism" over people's posting of the "Team America" parody song... Sure, the tune makes fun of a stereotype, but is still fairly tame (hardly OVERTLY racist), and I mean, what other song were Westerners supposed to associate with him, I ask you?? :hee:

We need to take a big samurai sword and gut political correctness with it. It's gone way too far. Sorry kids. This is planet earth. Read the history. Not a nice place and it never will be. So make what little bit of goodness count and rock and roll!

Seshmeister
12-20-2011, 05:43 PM
Sometimes shit really just goes down to being 'not our fucking problem'.

Intervention over there was tried before.


Casualties and losses in order of importance


United Kingdom:
1,078 dead
2,674 wounded
179 MIA
977 POW

United States:
36,940 dead
92,134 wounded
3,737 MIA
4,439 POW

Republic of Korea:
137,899 dead
450,742 wounded
24,495 MIA
8,343 POW

D.P.R. Korea:
215,000 dead
303,000 wounded
120,000 MIA or POW

P.R. China
(Chinese sources):
152,000 dead
383,500 wounded
450,000 hospitalized
4,000 missing
21,000 POW

Completely self defeating in humanitarian terms too.

Total civilians killed/wounded: 2.5 million (est.)
South Korea: 990,968
373,599 killed
229,625 wounded
387,744 abducted/missing
North Korea: 1,550,000 (est.)

Satan
12-20-2011, 05:53 PM
Kim Jong Il is Kim Jong Dead: Frank Conniff on the departed Dear Leader
Countdown Staff
December 19, 2011




KEITH OLBERMANN: We close with this medical update — Kim Jong Il has been downgraded to Kim Jong dead.

Our number one story on the “Countdown” — there’s much mourning in North Korea tonight — you pretty much have to — but there is almost none anywhere else, as the world’s most deadly, yet still farcical, figure is himself dead after 17 years as that nation’s dictator. Good.

He inherited power after his father, Kim Il Sung, died in 1994. During his reign, North Korea’s military expanded into full nuclear capability. He lived in lavish surroundings: luxury sedans, 20,000 DVDs — is that a lot? — and a reported $800,000 worth of Hennessy Cognac — well, that’s a lot. All while his people were barred from interacting with the outside world and they struggled with starvation.

While despised as a despot, his goofy appearance and inane claims made him an ideal figure for lampooning. A pudgy 5’3″, he maintained a comical look with his standard outfit of platform shoes, jumpsuit, sunglasses and permed hair.

The most absurd stories about Kim Jong Il came in form of self-aggrandizing fantasies that he forced the North Korean people to swallow — in lieu of food — such as his 38-under-par round of golf, including 11 holes of one — holes in one — his first time out. Or the titles bestowed on him by the Workers’ Party of Korea Central Committee including: Superior Person, Guiding Sun Ray, Guarantee of the Fatherland’s Unification, Ever Vicious, Iron-Willed Commander, World Leader of the 21st Century.

And perhaps the most ridiculous thing ever written about any human being — a government website once stated that Kim Jong Il never needed to urinate or defecate. Surprisingly, that is not listed as cause of death. The Korean Central News Agency claims he passed away “from great mental and physical strain.”

Joining me now — comedian Frank Conniff, one of the veterans of “Mystery Science Theater” and its new incarnation, “Cinematic Titanic.” He also has a masters in Korean Pudgy-Dictator Studies from the University of I Don’t Remember. Good evening, Frank.


FRANK CONNIFF: Thank you, Keith, for having me here on this somber day of remembrance.

OLBERMANN: Yes, it is —

CONNIFF: I appreciate you having me come in. And I feel very inadequate that I do sometimes have to defecate.

OLBERMANN: Jong likened to Peter.

CONNIFF: I never realized that, for a 48-hour period after I eat at Taco Bell, I could be a North Korean dictator. It’s amazing.

OLBERMANN: They say he just died. Is there a way we can tell the difference?

CONNIFF: I don’t know. He, you know, he’s a very — he’s very fascinating in many ways. I mean, it’s weird that I’m a film buff, and he’s a film buff, too. I’m not quite comfortable with that.

He had 3,000 DVDs, as you said, and I understand one of his great regrets is that he died before “Jack and Jill” came out on Blu-ray. His, actually, his first choice for his line of succession to succeed him was actually Leonard Maltin, but he turned it down.

OLBERMANN: Wow. That’s — so, you do — you earned that degree in Korean Pudgy-Dictator Studies.

CONNIFF: I do. I do.

OLBERMANN: He has this extraordinary legacy — golfer, American movie buff, Hennessy —

CONNIFF: Miniature golfer.

OLBERMANN: Well, okay, yeah. And the guy who was, sort of, stockpiling Hennessy in the event of a nuclear holocaust. What will you remember him for?

CONNIFF: Right. I will remember him as being that odd little man that showed up on TV every now and then, and was a horrible dictator, but did it with such a goofy look that you couldn’t help but feel a little bit of affection for this genocidal maniac.

OLBERMANN: If you had to pick one genocidal maniac . . .

CONNIFF: Yes, yes, and his son is gonna succeed him, I understand. And — but if that doesn’t work out, he’s gonna have a show on The Learning Channel called “Il Jun Ung’s Alaska.” So, I’m looking forward to that.

OLBERMANN: Now, his son is Little Kim? Have I got that right?

CONNIFF: Oh, I don’t know. I haven’t — I don’t listen to the music that the young people are into these days, so I’m not familiar with that.

OLBERMANN: Well, what about the style element here? Why did that “jumpsuit, sunglasses and perm” look never catch on in the U.S.?

CONNIFF: It never caught on in the U.S., but it did catch on in North Korea, because he ordered that it catch on. It’s a very easy way to become a fashion icon.

And actually, he was very lucky — in a way — because, when you look the way he did, the only possible way to get a date is if you’re dictator of the country, you know? He had, like, a fool-proof pick-up line: “Have coffee with me or my guards will kill you.”

You know, it worked every time. The ladies always went for it.

OLBERMANN: As we’re talking about Kim Jong Il, the — I was concerned the author and poet Erica Jong, she’s okay? Nothing happened to her, right?

CONNIFF: No, as far as I know. Despite her fear of flying.

OLBERMANN: Just checking all the Jongs. All the Jongs and Jungs that I can think of. I know we lost the psychological . . .

CONNIFF: And people are still playing mahjong as far as I know.

OLBERMANN: Softball, Frank.

CONNIFF: Folks, we can go all night with this stuff.

OLBERMANN: Hopefully not. Is he — does he win, now that he’s passed, has he won the — through his lifetime, the “Funniest-looking World Leader of All Time” trophy?

CONNIFF: I think he has, unless we elect Ron Paul. Then, I think, there’ll be some competition. And Ron Paul actually shares his vision for a society with no basic services, so maybe that will happen.

OLBERMANN: Oh, Frank — I’m gonna get forty thousand emails because of that. The Ron Paul people are gonna come after me because they don’t have a sense of humor, which this guy probably didn’t either, although he had a lot of Hennessy.

Frank Conniff of “Cinematic Titanic.” Thank you, Frank. Stay well.

CONNIFF: Thank you, Keith. Thanks for having me.

Seshmeister
12-20-2011, 05:55 PM
I swear every despot in the world sends their kids to Switzerland.

Although Cheney sent his to Colorado college...

Unchainme
12-20-2011, 05:57 PM
About the only situation that I believe would draw us into a war with those assholes, is, IF and only IF they launch Nukes towards either a helpless Japan or on Innocent Americans (more than likely in Alaska or Hawai'i)...

And, the likeliness that those idiots would be able to develop a functioning Nuclear Warhead on a missile that would be able to be successfully launched and able to reach a target at those such distances is not going to happen.

I keep imagining how pathetic they must be technology wise. Their economy is pathetic, and only sustainable due to the South Koreans and Chinese importing various things. Not to be an arrogant Western American, but jeeze.

They've got no money to invest further in these things, and even if they got close to one working, I would think the Chinese would tell them to get fucked. "Leave our biggest Economic Partner alone".

Va Beach VH Fan
12-20-2011, 06:21 PM
Long read....

Seshmeister
12-20-2011, 08:27 PM
About the only situation that I believe would draw us into a war with those assholes, is, IF and only IF they launch Nukes towards either a helpless Japan or on Innocent Americans (more than likely in Alaska or Hawai'i)...

And, the likeliness that those idiots would be able to develop a functioning Nuclear Warhead on a missile that would be able to be successfully launched and able to reach a target at those such distances is not going to happen.

I keep imagining how pathetic they must be technology wise. Their economy is pathetic, and only sustainable due to the South Koreans and Chinese importing various things. Not to be an arrogant Western American, but jeeze.


They are medieval and no threat to anyone except themselves.

Remember the dreaded elite republican guard?

It's nonsense.

Unchainme
12-20-2011, 09:20 PM
If you'd really want to see the evil dictatorship chipped away at, and those people set free, the easiest way to do it would be if more western businesses set up shop there.

Put up those Golden Arches. lol.

Sadly, the only way that can be done is if Kim Sean Paul decides to ease up and allow his country to do such a thing.

Satan
12-20-2011, 09:30 PM
The thing about McDonalds though is sometimes they conform to the local customs. For example, the Mickey D's of Israel only use Kosher beef (which is actually a good thing) but you can't buy a cheeseburger of any kind, because the Kosher rules also say you cannot mix meat & dairy. Not that there's really a lot of dairy in that day glo orange stuff that McDonalds calls "cheese"

McDonalds of India sells no beef products of any kind. Just chicken and vegetarian menu items (and no eggs on the breakfast menu either)

So considering North Koreans are known to eat dogs, would the Mickey D's in Pyongyang have a "McPuppy" on the menu? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/g010.gif

Terry
12-20-2011, 09:32 PM
Oh, no! Not Harns Brix!!

I'm so ronery...so ronery...

Hardrock69
12-21-2011, 05:08 AM
:lmao:

twonabomber
12-21-2011, 06:32 AM
there's a Nat Geo documentary on NK, i had found it on Netflix streaming earlier in the year. they went over with some doctor who was doing eye surgeries and got some footage they weren't supposed to have gotten. pretty interesting show.

i think i've read that NK doesn't have the fuel or spare parts for most of their aircraft. and what's their missile called, the Taepodong or something?

Nickdfresh
12-21-2011, 07:15 PM
The DPNK Army has hardly conducted any exercises and its troops are probably better at harvesting whatever they harvest in North Korea than actual fighting...

Nitro Express
12-21-2011, 09:09 PM
Yeah I was aware of why China puts up with NK. I would venture to say, better to invade the fucking country and free the slaves, er, I mean the PEOPLE, and have a serious infrastructure hit in the short term, than providing massive foreign aid as they have for the past 60 fucking years. Letting NK stand on it's own would be much better financially in the long run for China.

But then, the problem is that even if someone else were running the country, like the military, well, those motherfuckers are as brainwashed as everyone else over there, so we would just wind up with another fuckass ruthless dictator over there.

Fucking worthless goddamn motherfuckers! :mad:

North Korea is a handy tool for the People's Republic of China to use on the geopolitical side of things. North Korea is a useful go between. China can send weaponry through NK and blame it on them. Also, it's nice having a bigger menace than yourself to keep everyone's attention on. Also, if they ever did have to make the US waste resources they could start something in Korea and the US would have to respond to it. But then the US is good at wasting it's own resources or letting bankers waste it for their looting purposes.

Having spent part of my childhood in Hong Kong I have a fair understanding of the Chinese mindset. China is first and Korea falls down lower on the totem pole. The people there aren't important anyways. Heck, the southern Chinese view themselves as better than the northern Chinese. It would drive the politically correct west nuts. Basically the Koreans are expendable. Not as expendable as filipinos but expendable never the less.

It's just when you have countries full of millions of people and a culture that values close family ties anyone outside of the circle just isn't important.

Hardrock69
12-22-2011, 03:39 AM
Nitro, here is what you said in 2 words: "Attack Dog".

China can't afford to go nutso with the rhetoric anymore. And why bother when they keep their rabid little yip-yip dog on a leash and let it snarl for them?

Twona, I saw that same documentary. The entire country is brainwashed. It was pathetic the way those people acted when they knew they were being filmed.

Freaking out about how Great Leader was so great and how they love him and all this fucking shit. Even though thousands die each year from malnutrition, etc.

I wish aliens would land and destroy their army, and then dare China to do something about it. :mad:

ZahZoo
12-22-2011, 01:42 PM
I'm hoping this punk Um doesn't think he has to go prove himself to the world...

FORD
12-22-2011, 03:05 PM
Well, if Dear Dead Leader was NK's version of Chimpy, then what does that make the new kid? Jenna or Tonic? :biggrin:

Hardrock69
12-22-2011, 11:49 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8970551/Kim-Jong-ils-death-may-have-been-stage-managed.html


Kim Jong-il's death 'may have been stage managed'
The North Korean government may have lied about the time and place of Kim Jong-il's death, the head of South Korea's intelligence service has suggested.

The news that the world's last true communist dictator had died was disclosed by a state television announcer on Monday, who said he had suffered a heart attack and passed away at 8.30am Saturday on a moving train during an inspection and 'field guidance' tour around the country.

The apparent manner of his death – in service to the nation – was cited by some of his thousands of mourners in the country as a factor compounding their grief. The official state news agency said mourners "young and old" were pointing to his death on duty as evidence of his "total dedication day and night to the happiness of the people."

But questions have been raised over this official version by Won Sei-hoon, the head of South Korea's National Intelligence Service, who said surveillance footage revealed that the dictator's personal train on which he is said to have died did not move over the weekend.

Addressing a special meeting of the National Assembly's Intelligence Committee, he said the train was stationary when the North Korean authorities claimed he had died. His intervention raised questions over whether his death had been 'stage managed' to bolster his legacy and the standing on his son and anointed successor Kim Jung-un. The train was seen stationary at Pyongyang, not roaming the country, and "there were no signs the train ever moved," officials said he told the committee.

He declined to comment on a suggestion by a committee member that he had in fact died at his official residence.


The suggestion that his death may have been 'spun' to aid his son's chances of a smooth succession came amid conflicting accounts of how widely accepted his assumption of leadership might be.

Anonymous Chinese officials were yesterday quoted suggesting Kim Jung-un would be part of a new 'collective leadership' while analysts said he would depend on his aunt, Kim Jong-il's sister Kim Kyong Hui and her powerful husband, Jang Sung-taek, to consolidate his own power base.

Both were prominent in a photograph released on Saturday, the day officials said Kim Jong-il died, of them accompanying the 'Dear Leader' along with his heir on a visit to a supermarket.

South Korean intelligence sources however suggested that Kim Jong-un was already more in control than previously acknowledged when his father died. While his promotion to Four Star General had been mocked earlier, officials said he was in command of the country's vast armed forces on Saturday when he ordered all units to halt military exercises and return to barracks. "This is a direct example showing Kim Jong-un's complete control over the military," said the source, quoted by South Korea's official Yonhap News Agency.

State television company broadcast pictures showing a red-faced, emotional Kim Jong-un paying his respects at his father's sarcophagus as tens of thousands of North Koreans gathered as monuments to the late dictator.

Western officials based in Pyongyang who were invited to pay their last respects earlier this week said Kim Jong-il had hosted the event and appeared to be in complete control of the funeral arrangements. They said his appearance of authority had eased concerns that his father's death could lead to unrest.





http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8969596/North-Korea-Kim-Jong-un-to-share-power-with-his-uncle.html



North Korea: Kim Jong-un 'to share power with his uncle'
Kim Jong-un, North Korea's new leader, will share power with an uncle and the military after the death of his father Kim Jong-il as the isolated country shifts to collective rule from strongman dictatorship, according to reports.

The source, with close ties to Pyongyang and Beijing, told Reuters that the military, which is trying to develop a nuclear arsenal, has pledged allegiance to the untested Kim Jong-un who takes over the family dynasty that has ruled North Korea since it was founded after world War Two.

The source also said Beijing was only notified of Kim's death earlier on Monday, the same day that North Korean state television broadcast the news. Kim died on Saturday.

The source declined to be identified but has correctly predicted events in the past, telling Reuters about the North's first nuclear test in 2006 before it took place.

The situation in North Korea appeared stable after the military gave its backing to Kim's son and successor, Kim Jong-un, the source said.

"It's very unlikely," the source said when asked about the possibility of a military coup. "The military has pledged allegiance to Kim Jong-un."

With no military strongman, North Korea will be ruled by collective leadership, including Kim Jong-un, his uncle and the military, the source said.

Jang Song-thaek, 65, brother-in-law of Kim Jong-il and the younger Kim's uncle, was named in 2009 to the National Defence Commission, the supreme leadership council Kim Jong-il led as head of the military state.

The source also said the North Korea test-fired a missile on Monday to warn the United States not to make any moves against it. Pyongyang also had no immediate plans for further tests barring an escalation of tensions.

"With the missile test, (North) Korea wanted to deliver the message that they have the ability to protect themselves," the source said.

"But (North) Korea is unlikely to conduct a nuclear test in the near future unless provoked" by the United States and South Korea, the source said.

The North's nuclear programme has been a nagging source of tensions with the international community. Pyongyang carried out nuclear tests in 2006 and 2009, and has quit six-party talks with South Korea, the United States, China, Japan and Russia on abandoning its nuclear programme and returning to the Non-Proliferation Treaty.

China, the North's closest ally and biggest provider of aid, on Tuesday welcomed the new North Korean leader to visit after his father's death. Chinese President Hu Jintao and Vice-President Xi Jinping also visited the hermit state's embassy in Beijing to express their condolences on Tuesday. Roads leading to the embassy were blocked.

Still the prospect of instability on its northeastern border worries China. North Korea has been pressed by China to denuclearise and is willing to do so on condition that North and South Korea, the United States and China sign an armistice replacing a 1953 ceasefire agreement, the source said.

The two Koreas have been divided for decades and remain technically at war since their 1950 to 1953 conflict ended with an armistice but no peace agreement. The United States backed the South, while China supported the North in that conflict.

Pyongyang also is convinced there are U.S. nuclear weapons in South Korea and demands Washington pull them out, the source said.

Impoverished and squeezed by international sanctions for conducting its nuclear and missile tests, North Korea has increasingly turned to Beijing for help to fill the gap left by the drying up of economic assistance from South Korea and the United States.

EAT MY ASSHOLE
12-30-2011, 11:47 AM
I'm just beginning to get over the shock. I can't believe that Keith Richards has outlived Kim Jong Il.

WACF
12-30-2011, 11:55 AM
...and the UN dropped it's flag to half mast....for a dictator that has killed and suppresed thousands.

Dispicable.

Unchainme
12-30-2011, 01:35 PM
I'm going to sound perhaps crazy..but..I don't think the UN is a very useful organization and I think it's time for the US, Canada, UK, France and Germany to break ties with it, and for the US to kick their asses out the door. Turn that building into a Hotel/Casino.

It's humantarian aid generally sucks and it always results in it being intercepted by war lords.

We were on the verge of a Nuclear Fuck Holocaust, and the UN by it's bullshit rules decided it'd be best that instead of allowing the US to plead it's case that this was in fact true during the Cuban Missile Crisis thought that listening to the representative from Peru was far more important.

time to get rid of it.

Nickdfresh
12-30-2011, 03:08 PM
The U.N. once did write Kim a very sternly worded, nasty letter of disapproval...

Little Texan
12-30-2011, 03:18 PM
Oh, no! Not Harns Brix!!

I'm so ronery...so ronery...

WACF
12-30-2011, 03:31 PM
The U.N. once did write Kim a very sternly worded, nasty letter of disapproval...

They must of handed it to China to deliver to save postage....

BITEYOASS
12-30-2011, 10:18 PM
OH NO IS THIS GRIM REAPER?

OH GODDD...GODDAMNIT!

You're right! I should have used their demo instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk_JtgHyNeE Grim Reaper is my new guilty pleasure. Mainly because anything metal between 75-85 kicked ass. Oh and how are those red hot pokers down their Kimmy?

Nickdfresh
12-31-2011, 03:13 AM
I hope Kim is dining on mangy dog and cheap cognac in hell. Cunt!

Nitro Express
12-31-2011, 03:22 AM
I hope Kim is dining on mangy dog and cheap cognac in hell. Cunt!

His fat chubby son already looks like he has eaten plenty of that already. The little mother fucker better watch his back. I'm sure those generals have plans to one up him. It might go like a Banana Republic where there's shooting at the television station and presidential palace and the next thing you know one of the military leaders is the new el presidente then six months later the same shit happens again with a new guy in power and on and on. One reason these dictators are so brutal is they have to be to continue being top dog. Is little fatso up to the challenge?

Nickdfresh
12-31-2011, 03:25 AM
I also hope his small cock and teeny ballsack got caught in the conveyor on the escalator he supposedly died on....