Been Invited to Tour Norad

[LoungeMachine]

Can't wait for this. Should be fascinating

:gulp:

[twonabomber]

ask to see this

http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/1016813135734446.JPG?0.12805987887228687

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Tell Joshua I said hello..... ;)

[Unchainme]

Can't wait for this. Should be fascinating

:gulp:

Don't believe everything Joey pm's you dude.

[chefcraig]

"Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good."

http://img1.imagehousing.com/75/2c1e9b93e1a75b2ced7a1b73e72dafae.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/926386)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MTk_gQOTcM&feature=related

[DlocRoth]

Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Game?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time....

[Seshmeister]

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[ZahZoo]

Hopefully they'll show the Tracking Santa room...

[jhale667]

ask to see this

http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/1016813135734446.JPG?0.12805987887228687

Yes, DO ask if you can play "Global Thermonuclear War"... :hee:

[fryingdutchman]

Damn....Lounge in a highly classified defense facility?

Security has sure gotten lax. How did you get your name off of the watch lists, Lounge?

:bigwink:

[ZahZoo]

Probably a sting operation...

[LoungeMachine]

Probably a sting operation...

I got a letter in the mail saying I won a CD player and a pair of seahawk tickets.....

:gulp:

Just need to pick them up at the gates of NORAD

Seems legit to me.

[jhale667]

I got a letter in the mail saying I won a CD player and a pair of seahawk tickets.....

:gulp:

Just need to pick them up at the gates of NORAD

Seems legit to me.


Zah might be on to something with the sting theory...got any unpaid parking tickets that may have turned into bench warrants? Saw a news item where they got a bunch of guys like that by saying they'd won a new Flatscreen TV, but making you drive all the way to NORAD seems a bit.... excessive... :biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

I did knock over that liquor store in rural Wyoming back in the day....

:gulp:


What's the statute of limitations on armed robbery?

[jhale667]

Depends...did you shoot anyone in the process? :D

[LoungeMachine]

Who remembers these things?

:gulp:

details, details

[Nitro Express]

Don't push any red buttons.

[fryingdutchman]

I'm taking a behind the scenes tour of Area 51 during President's weekend....

[Nitro Express]

I'm taking a behind the scenes tour of Area 51 during President's weekend....

Just don't fuck the green bitch. Your dick will burn for months if you do.

[twonabomber]

it's really not all pink in the middle?

[Hardrock69]

Uh....Cheyenne Mountain, Lounge? For real? Me is impressed! I would love to be able to do something like that.

[Hardrock69]

Who remembers these things?

:gulp:

details, details

:lmao:

[fryingdutchman]

Just don't fuck the green bitch. Your dick will burn for months if you do.

Good advice. They're out of my league anyway...

[Little Texan]

Just don't fuck the green bitch. Your dick will burn for months if you do.

Yeah, just ask Captain Kirk...

[LoungeMachine]

Uh....Cheyenne Mountain, Lounge? For real? Me is impressed! I would love to be able to do something like that.

Naaaah....

This whole thread was a TROLL.......

I'm always laughing at the fact no matter what the thread topic is, NITRO EXPRESS seems to hive direct experience of, been involved in, or has a relative currently active with the subject at hand.... :)

It was one of those: "Hey, watch this, bet I can get our friend NITRO to post how his uncle has manned a launch key for 15 years, and he used to be the one to polish it after school......

:gulp:

But NITRO proved me wrong, and I have to eat my words......

[chefcraig]

Rats. And here I was hoping you'd get me one of those "My friend visited the launch site of potential nuclear Armageddon and all I got was a lousy t-shirt" gifts or at least a "Cheyenne Mountain: Where The Fun Is!" bumper sticker. Then again, even an ashtray would have seemed ironic, come to think of it.

[ZahZoo]

Nitro is a class act...

[LoungeMachine]

Nitro is a class act...

No argument....

He's just been everywhere, done everything...

:gulp:

I figured he HAD to have toured NORAD for pete's sake :)

[lesfunk]

for a moment I thought " How does Kip Winger get a security Clearance?"

[fryingdutchman]

Naaaah....

This whole thread was a TROLL.......

Thank God. I was worried for a moment that this might actually be true, and my "Area 51" crack was going to make Lounge think I was calling him a liar.

[LoungeMachine]

Thank God. I was worried for a moment that this might actually be true, and my "Area 51" crack was going to make Lounge think I was calling him a liar.

:lmao:

[ZahZoo]

I did work a few weeks at Peterson Air Force base back in the 80's upgrading network controllers that tied the base, Norad and Onizuka Air Force station in California together for managing military satellites. I asked about getting a tour of Norad... some punk lieutenant told me they wouldn't let jackass civilians like me step foot in the place.

Isn't Norad lights out and pretty much shut down presently.

[LoungeMachine]

Isn't Norad lights out and pretty much shut down presently.

If so, then maybe I could've gotten the nickle tour after all....shit.

:gulp:

I'll go to my grave though thinking NITRO knew it was a troll all along :)

[LoungeMachine]

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