Roth Army Weaponry

[BITEYOASS]

You know, back when this site first started there use to be a page featuring Roth Army Weapons. So I've decided to start a thread about it and hopefully it will get stickied.

But let me be first to state that....



I'M AN F-18 BRO!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

You know, back when this site first started there use to be a page featuring Roth Army Weapons. So I've decided to start a thread about it and hopefully it will get stickied.

But let me be first to state that....

I'M AN F-18 BRO!

Well, great idea BYA!!

You are in the US Army, aren't you?
Fortunately, there are some military men, unless everybody was allergic to guns
like I am...

I used to miss targets back when I had to shoot those big long bullets with my FAMAS,
during my military service... I mean, I would even miss the fucking CARDBOARD with
the "enemy" drawn on it... The lieutenant would say "Where are your fucking bullets?
Did you shoot only them?"
Though I concentrated, I would never hit the bloody target. I think it was "inconsciously
on purpose", because I couldn't stand the idea of killing somebody.
If I had done it on purpose, I wouldn't have done any better...
Luckily, I gave some English teaching instead.

So, here's the kind of weapon I could be:

[BITEYOASS]

Here is some standard issue weapons in the Roth Army arsenal:

Flaming Drums



Axes



Bass, or as I like to call it. The Boomstick

[BITEYOASS]

But you better not sit on your ass and rely entirely on weapony. No sir, you better know some hand-to-hand combat. Especially Diamond Dave's pantented shotgut kicks!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

You know, back when this site first started there use to be a page featuring Roth Army Weapons. So I've decided to start a thread about it and hopefully it will get stickied.

But let me be first to state that....

I'M AN F-18 BRO!

Oops! I thought that YOU were stating that YOU were an F-18...
So I found a water gun would have represented myself then!

Sorry for misunderstanding. :bottle:

[BITEYOASS]

I almost forgot, THE VAN HALEN TANK! Coming to a city near you....

[BITEYOASS]

Well, great idea BYA!!

You are in the US Army, aren't you?

Nope! I was in the USMC and I worked on Aviation Weapons.

[Seshmeister]

Well, great idea BYA!!

You are in the US Army, aren't you?
Fortunately, there are some military men, unless everybody was allergic to guns
like I am...

I used to miss targets back when I had to shoot those big long bullets with my FAMAS,
during my military service... I mean, I would even miss the fucking CARDBOARD with
the "enemy" drawn on it... The lieutenant would say "Where are your fucking bullets?
Did you shoot only them?"
Though I concentrated, I would never hit the bloody target. I think it was "inconsciously
on purpose", because I couldn't stand the idea of killing somebody.
If I had done it on purpose, I wouldn't have done any better...
Luckily, I gave some English teaching instead.

"Ok class in lesson one we are going to be dealing with the basics, look at the board and repeat after me.

I surrender
We surrender
I have surrendered
We have surrendered
I will surrender
We will surrender
I will be surrendering
We will be surrendering..."

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Nope! I was in the USMC and I worked on Aviation Weapons.

Sorry, you are a Marine...
By the way, you still are one, aren't you? I mean, you remain a Marine forever, don't you?
Well, anyway, for all I know... Everything picked up in books and movies.

Cheers, BYA! :bottle:

"Ok class in lesson one we are going to be dealing with the basics, look at the board and repeat after me.

I surrender
We surrender
I have surrendered
We have surrendered
I will surrender
We will surrender
I will be surrendering
We will be surrendering..."

Sesh, you always have the fitting words at the bloody right moment!

I have to surrender!

[Seshmeister]

Sorry but you set it up so well I couldn't resist...

[Golden AWe]

I own a Winchester shotgun! And I'm not talking about my penis, it fires more than three times.