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BITEYOASS
01-14-2012, 11:02 PM
You know, back when this site first started there use to be a page featuring Roth Army Weapons. So I've decided to start a thread about it and hopefully it will get stickied.
But let me be first to state that....
http://www.tonyrogers.com/weapons/images/f18_usmc_1200px.jpg
I'M AN F-18 BRO! :hitch:
Jérôme Frenchise
01-15-2012, 04:22 AM
You know, back when this site first started there use to be a page featuring Roth Army Weapons. So I've decided to start a thread about it and hopefully it will get stickied.
But let me be first to state that....
I'M AN F-18 BRO! :hitch:
Well, great idea BYA!! :D
You are in the US Army, aren't you?
Fortunately, there are some military men, unless everybody was allergic to guns
like I am... :biggrin:
I used to miss targets back when I had to shoot those big long bullets with my FAMAS,
during my military service... I mean, I would even miss the fucking CARDBOARD with
the "enemy" drawn on it... The lieutenant would say "Where are your fucking bullets?
Did you shoot only them?"
Though I concentrated, I would never hit the bloody target. I think it was "inconsciously
on purpose", because I couldn't stand the idea of killing somebody.
If I had done it on purpose, I wouldn't have done any better... :)
Luckily, I gave some English teaching instead.
So, here's the kind of weapon I could be:
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9210/pistoletaeauex220.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/214/pistoletaeauex220.jpg/)
:biggrin:
BITEYOASS
01-15-2012, 09:42 AM
Here is some standard issue weapons in the Roth Army arsenal:
Flaming Drums
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3506/3870917646_154aa23a8f.jpg
Axes
http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/vanhalen_files/Charvels.jpg
Bass, or as I like to call it. The Boomstick
http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1739816343/VHND_1.jpg
BITEYOASS
01-15-2012, 09:45 AM
But you better not sit on your ass and rely entirely on weapony. No sir, you better know some hand-to-hand combat. Especially Diamond Dave's pantented shotgut kicks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKfFrvZ1Uw
Jérôme Frenchise
01-15-2012, 11:15 AM
You know, back when this site first started there use to be a page featuring Roth Army Weapons. So I've decided to start a thread about it and hopefully it will get stickied.
But let me be first to state that....
I'M AN F-18 BRO! :hitch:
Oops! I thought that YOU were stating that YOU were an F-18...
So I found a water gun would have represented myself then! :biggrin:
Sorry for misunderstanding. :bottle:
BITEYOASS
01-16-2012, 11:24 PM
I almost forgot, THE VAN HALEN TANK! Coming to a city near you....
https://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/images/medium/Van%20Halen-%20tank%201982%20.JPG
BITEYOASS
01-16-2012, 11:26 PM
Well, great idea BYA!! :D
You are in the US Army, aren't you? :biggrin:
Nope! I was in the USMC and I worked on Aviation Weapons.
Seshmeister
01-17-2012, 08:12 AM
Well, great idea BYA!! :D
You are in the US Army, aren't you?
Fortunately, there are some military men, unless everybody was allergic to guns
like I am... :biggrin:
I used to miss targets back when I had to shoot those big long bullets with my FAMAS,
during my military service... I mean, I would even miss the fucking CARDBOARD with
the "enemy" drawn on it... The lieutenant would say "Where are your fucking bullets?
Did you shoot only them?"
Though I concentrated, I would never hit the bloody target. I think it was "inconsciously
on purpose", because I couldn't stand the idea of killing somebody.
If I had done it on purpose, I wouldn't have done any better... :)
Luckily, I gave some English teaching instead.
:biggrin:
"Ok class in lesson one we are going to be dealing with the basics, look at the board and repeat after me.
I surrender
We surrender
I have surrendered
We have surrendered
I will surrender
We will surrender
I will be surrendering
We will be surrendering..."
;)
Jérôme Frenchise
01-17-2012, 06:17 PM
Nope! I was in the USMC and I worked on Aviation Weapons.
Sorry, you are a Marine...
By the way, you still are one, aren't you? I mean, you remain a Marine forever, don't you?
Well, anyway, for all I know... Everything picked up in books and movies. :)
Cheers, BYA! :bottle:
"Ok class in lesson one we are going to be dealing with the basics, look at the board and repeat after me.
I surrender
We surrender
I have surrendered
We have surrendered
I will surrender
We will surrender
I will be surrendering
We will be surrendering..."
;)
:biggrin: Sesh, you always have the fitting words at the bloody right moment!
I have to surrender! :cool:
Seshmeister
01-17-2012, 07:10 PM
Sorry but you set it up so well I couldn't resist... :)
Golden AWe
01-18-2012, 09:50 AM
I own a Winchester shotgun! And I'm not talking about my penis, it fires more than three times.
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