The Woman With Two Vaginas

[LoungeMachine]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/#.TxnPhqUeMud

:clap:

[chefcraig]

Looking forward to her contributions in the Human Centipede series...

[Nickdfresh]

This would make a great Wrigley's Spearmint Gum commercial...

[BITEYOASS]

Wouldn't be difficult to have a DP with her! Now the other person won't shove it up her shitter. :bigwink:

[Mr Walker]

The Woman With Two Vaginas aka Dave Hagar Fan

[hambon4lif]

I suppose it's a good idea to have a spare in case you blow the first one out. Not only that, but you'd have some side action without having to cheat.

The down side would probably be that week of the month, where you'd want to stay twice as many miles away than usual.

[Dan]

Double Damn.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

The down side would probably be that week of the month, where you'd want to stay twice as many miles away than usual.
Oh not really, what if the cycles weren't synced and you had two weeks a month! :bolt:

[Diamondjimi]

Thread of the week! :thumb:

[Dan]

Alotta Fagina.:hitch:

[POJO_Risin]

Oh not really, what if the cycles weren't synced and you had two weeks a month! :bolt:

Holy fucking nightmare...

leave it to the woman to ruin the holy grail of vaginas...two fucking periods!!!!

say it ain't so!!!

[Guitar Shark]

I suppose it's a good idea to have a spare in case you blow the first one out.

:lol:

[SunisinuS]

Spammy is the male representative, I hear he "sings" out of one also.

[fifth element]

Holy fucking nightmare...

leave it to the woman to ruin the holy grail of vaginas...two fucking periods!!!!

say it ain't so!!!

Even I can agree w/ that...

[Nickdfresh]

Sammy Hagar has two assholes. One on his ass, the other on his face...

[Nitro Express]

I want to see pictures.

[Panamark]

Perhaps you could slip a gonad in the spare ?

[Panamark]

Are they vertically or horizontally side by side ?

[Panamark]

Bet she has twins !! :biggrin:

ok... Im done...

[DONNIEP]

I wanna know at what point in the evening does she reveal this little secret. Is it halfway through shots of Sambuca or is it when you get back to her place?

[SunisinuS]

Perhaps you could slip a gonad in the spare ?

You are one sick mother fucker.

[Panamark]

You are one sick mother fucker.

Well, just sayin ?
Things are dangling around ?
Perhaps lining up ?
Might as well be creative ?
:biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

I seriously want to know what those two cooches look like. I mean, are they both perfectly formed? Or does it look like somebody stuck a lit M80 up her ass?

[sadaist]

Binnie would hit it


Binnie would hit it

[ThrillsNSpills]

Is it any wonder she only dates professional bowlers?

[ZahZoo]

Watch the video... they show drawings of the physical explanation. It doesn't sound as interesting as most are thinking. It's more of an internal issue...

[sadaist]

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/science.media/double-mouthed-fish2.jpg

http://loneanimator.elfwood.com/art/l/o/loneanimator/two_headed.jpg

[sadaist]

dooooop

[binnie]

In her first vid they're going to put that $1 million up there. $1 dollar at a time.

[Dan]

She Has The Room For It.:hitch:

[Matt White]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/#.TxnPhqUeMud

:clap:

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/11/07/entertainment/photos_stories/cropped/benny_hill--300x300.jpg

Ooooooooooooer Missus!!!

[SunisinuS]

Well, just sayin ?
Things are dangling around ?
Perhaps lining up ?
Might as well be creative ?
:biggrin:

Well double bacon flaps was not what I wanted to imagine. Gota like the coochie with no roachie.

[sadaist]

Spock says "smell my fingers"


http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200307/spock01/320x240.jpg


2 in the pink, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

[fifth element]

sadist, now THAT is soooo bad....lol

[Little Texan]

Spock says "smell my fingers"


http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200307/spock01/320x240.jpg


2 in the pink, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

:lmao:

[Little Texan]

You think her husband tries to hit both holes in one fuck session? I wonder how they're aligned...side by side or end to end?

It would be really freaky in the porno if they found a dude with two dicks to fuck her in her two snatches.

[Little Texan]

Does she have two peeholes and two clits?

[Little Texan]

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/science.media/double-mouthed-fish2.jpg

http://loneanimator.elfwood.com/art/l/o/loneanimator/two_headed.jpg

I imagine it would be double the fish smell if she had a yeast infection.

[So this is love]

She has two periods....at the same time!!!

[DONNIEP]

According to the video she only has ONE vagina - ONE!!!! She has fucked up plumbing and two uteruses, or uteri, or whatever. If you go on TV and tell the world that you have TWO VAGINAS then dammit you better have two fucking cooches! Two completely separate sausage grinders! That means she should be able to shoot ping pong balls out of both holes at the same time!! I don't even know why this pisses me off, but it does :) :gulp:

[fifth element]

She has two periods....at the same time!!!

N O T fun

[Panamark]

According to the video she only has ONE vagina - ONE!!!! She has fucked up plumbing and two uteruses, or uteri, or whatever. If you go on TV and tell the world that you have TWO VAGINAS then dammit you better have two fucking cooches! Two completely separate sausage grinders! That means she should be able to shoot ping pong balls out of both holes at the same time!! I don't even know why this pisses me off, but it does :) :gulp:

Fuck :(

I havent been this dissapointed since I found out that midget chick from Arnie's "Total Recall"
who had three tits, were actually fake..... DAMMIT :talktothehand:

[Hardrock69]

Gotta laff about this.

As far as shooting ping pong balls are concerned, go find a 70s pr0n flick called "Candy Goes To Hollywood". Has a takeoff of "The Gong Show" in it, and one of the "star performers" is punk-rock goddess Wendy O. Williams shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch, lol. I have only mentioned it several times here over the years. A classic piece of punk rock history, lol.

[Panamark]

Gotta laff about this.

As far as shooting ping pong balls are concerned, go find a 70s pr0n flick called "Candy Goes To Hollywood". Has a takeoff of "The Gong Show" in it, and one of the "star performers" is punk-rock goddess Wendy O. Williams shooting ping pong balls out of her snatch, lol. I have only mentioned it several times here over the years. A classic piece of punk rock history, lol.

Ok, you got me curious...

http://xhamster.com/movies/468942/wendy_o_williams_ball_shooting.html

[VanHalener]

spock says "smell my fingers"


http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200307/spock01/320x240.jpg


2 in the pink, 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

:jaw:ROTFLMAO

[neuralfraud]

This thread is useless without pictures.

[ZahZoo]

Actually the pictures provided spoiled the whole play on this... It's one portal, split uterus and separate off-ramps for each fallopian tube.

The worst part is she does have the capability of dual menstrual cycles... not necessarily synchronized. Yikes...

[yomaster]

Lmao!!! at Walker's comment.

[Seshmeister]

Is this where she lives?

http://www.filminamerica.com/Movies/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery/austin28.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Ok. She has our attention but where are the pics missy?

[BITEYOASS]

:thread_needs_pics:

[FORD]

So if you fuck a chick with two vaginas, does that count as a "threesome"?

[chefcraig]

So if you fuck a chick with two vaginas, does that count as a "threesome"?

Don't ask me. I rented a van with two gas tanks once for work. I couldn't wrap my head around the idea, wondering if I should fill up both tanks completely, fill only one, or only partially fill the two of them.

[LoungeMachine]

Don't ask me. I rented a van with two gas tanks once for work. I couldn't wrap my head around the idea, wondering if I should fill up both tanks completely, fill only one, or only partially fill the two of them.

Dude, you really, really need to get out more.......

:gulp:

You've gotten to the point where you're comparing Duo-snatch to rental vans and and Unleaded.

[LoungeMachine]

So if you fuck a chick with two vaginas, does that count as a "threesome"?

Trust me....

She'll find a way to accuse you of liking one over the other, and asking why that one got all the attention.....

:gulp:

[chefcraig]

Dude, you really, really need to get out more.......

:gulp:

You've gotten to the point where you're comparing Duo-snatch to rental vans and and Unleaded.

Nah, it just points to why I've never entertained the idea of a threesome with two women: I'm a notorious failure at multi-tasking.

[Roth & Roll]

Actually the pictures provided spoiled the whole play on this... It's one portal, split uterus and separate off-ramps for each fallopian tube.

The worst part is she does have the capability of dual menstrual cycles... not necessarily synchronized. Yikes...

Like one menstrual cycle isn't enough to make a man run for the mountains. TWO menstrual cycles probably turns her into the Exorcist.

[DONNIEP]

Trust me....

She'll find a way to accuse you of liking one over the other, and asking why that one got all the attention.....

:gulp:

That is EXACTLY what happens!!!

[Panamark]

So if she has one opening and two lots of everything else, seems
twins could be a highly probable outcome ....

As Zahzoo said, you are not going to see two external vaginas,
she just has duplicated plumbing.

[sadaist]

As Zahzoo said, you are not going to see two external vaginas,
.


If you drink enough you will.

[LoungeMachine]

Nah, it just points to why I've never entertained the idea of a threesome with two women: I'm a notorious failure at multi-tasking.

Twice here....

:gulp:

Young and dumb, and under the influence = Grate

Older, and following Mr. Stupid = Not so much.