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Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 05:13 AM
Being Scotch is great.

There`s only me and Sesh in here from the country that gave you Haggis, Whiskey, fried breakfasts, porridge, kilts, the telephone, the light bulb, dynamite (which was invented and developed in the town where I live), heart disease, new year, ginger hair, tartan and tight fistedness in fiscal matters.

I think the whole world owes Scotland a debt of gratitude.

diamond den™
01-13-2004, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Being Scotch is great.

There`s only me and Sesh in here from the country that gave you Haggis, Whiskey, fried breakfasts, porridge, kilts, the telephone, the light bulb, dynamite (which was invented and developed in the town where I live), heart disease, new year, ginger hair, tartan and tight fistedness in fiscal matters.

I think the whole world owes Scotland a debt of gratitude.

You forgot about Billy Connelly, Rab C. Nesbitt and TV :)

Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by diamond den™
You forgot about Billy Connelly, Rab C. Nesbitt and TV :)

TV is good, the other two are shite.

I prefer to mention Sean Connery and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

And Angus and Malcolm Young and Bon Scott.

Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 09:19 AM
And the famous Glasgow Rangers.

Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 09:20 AM
It truely is God`s country.

Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 09:50 AM
Two words:

Bagpipes!

diamond den™
01-13-2004, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
And the famous Glasgow Rangers.

Celtic are better than Rangers :)

FORD
01-13-2004, 10:22 AM
http://www.baycityrollers.de/rollin.gif

Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by diamond den™
Celtic are better than Rangers :)

No they`re not.

Celtic are only a football team, Rangers are an institution.

And besides, Celtic are an Irish team.

They only play in Scotland, the fannies.

Mr Badguy
01-13-2004, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by FORD
http://www.baycityrollers.de/rollin.gif

The Rollers!

The guy in the middle there is a tried and convicted paedophile, consequently.

The scottish Gary Glitter, if you will.

FORD
01-13-2004, 12:26 PM
Didn't the Bay City Rollers invent the mullet? I don't remember seeing one before then. Funny that most of them are bald now.

Mr Badguy
01-14-2004, 06:08 AM
You could be right.

By the way, is that your autographed cover?

Ally_Kat
01-14-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
kilts

http://www.topic.on.ca/avcnews/images/kilt.jpg

Gotta love those kilts

Little Texan
01-14-2004, 08:35 PM
What about golf? Wasn't it invented in Scotland? And Scotland made it ok for men to wear dresses, although I'm not sure whether or not that is a good thing.

FORD
01-14-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
You could be right.

By the way, is that your autographed cover?

Nope, just pulled that one off the net. Though I do have a beat up old vinyl copy of their US Greatest Hits album somewhere. It was probably my sisters or something, cause I never bought it.

What the Hell, it sounds better than Van Danniels III.

Elitest
01-18-2004, 05:38 PM
Scotland also produced......be afraid......

....be VERY afraid.........




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............THE KRANKIES.......................................... ..











AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Elitest
01-18-2004, 05:39 PM
and those 2 arsebandits who did the houses up in that programme a month or so ago.....

singerman
01-18-2004, 09:39 PM
err....let me think....ah yes i know... a very shit international football team!.....oh and Lorraine Kelly from GMTV......mmmm what tits! (the football team i mean,not Ms Kelly)

Mr Badguy
01-19-2004, 08:48 AM
Yes, you`re all right!

And we`ve managed to export them all to England except the football team, who are going nowhere fast.

We`ll whip anybody`s ass at Curling or Shinty, though.

Elitest
01-21-2004, 04:13 PM
and those pancakey type thingies !

flappo
01-23-2004, 10:14 AM
the kramkies rool

telephone telegram telefuckin sammy ahagar gram

Mr Badguy
01-23-2004, 01:23 PM
Great Scotch sportmen No. 1:

Jocky Wilson

Hecubus
01-24-2004, 08:39 PM
I thank Scotland for Groundskeeper Willie & the inspiration for Mike Meyers' parents in "So I Married an Axe Murderer".

Little Texan
01-24-2004, 11:29 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies. And Scotty from Star Trek.

Mr Badguy
01-25-2004, 12:38 PM
Yes!

Fat Bastard is the archetypal Scotsman.

See Jockey Wilson pic above.

Elitest
01-26-2004, 06:22 PM
Alex Salmon




Donald dewar.........:eek:

Mr Badguy
01-27-2004, 11:13 AM
Never heard of them.

Kenny Dalgleish!