the new album has impaled my asshole

[Roy Munson]

I heard ya missed me...I'm back...

Been awhile.

I've been waiting for this for a LONG tizzime ...

My butt hurts from the new album. It fucked my ass so hard...ripped apart from the inside out. Maybe I'm using the wrong ANALogy?

No. Everyone knows that classic VH is the biggest, most massive cock in the rock world and they are STRAIGHT UP IMPALING ASSHOLES...YOURS, AND MINE.

I love you all.

Wolfgang is a fuckmonster and we should all thank him for his part in penetrating our balloon knots with NO LUBE.

Excuse me while I grab this shoe horn...

Kisses and hugs forever...

Dloc ...pick up the red phone and call me.

[Mr Walker]

I missed you pal.
Hope things are going well for you!

[fryingdutchman]

Holy shit!! Munson is back!!

Homoerotic references aside, that is an awesome post!

Welcome back dude.

[Roy Munson]

I missed you pal.
Hope things are going well for you!

Not too bad! Hope all is well with you too!

I'm on cloud fucking nine with this new album. And I missed this place!

[Roy Munson]

Holy shit!! Munson is back!!

Homoerotic references aside, that is an awesome post!

Welcome back dude.


Ha...how ya been?

Van Halen brings us all together. Even if its homoerotic.

[fryingdutchman]

Ha...how ya been?

Van Halen brings us all together. Even if its homoerotic.

I'm doing real good. ADKOT has been like an adrenalin-filled syringe straight to my fucking heart!!!!

It's going to be a great year.

Nice to see you 'round again.

[Seshmeister]

Well you'll have more time to post now that Bachmann's campaign is over... :)

[Roy Munson]

Well you'll have more time to post now that Bachmann's campaign is over... :)


Sarah Palins' stunt double? Crazy bitch. Nice to see ya, Seshy.

[Roy Munson]

I'm doing real good. ADKOT has been like an adrenalin-filled syringe straight to my fucking heart!!!!

It's going to be a great year.

Nice to see you 'round again.


I can't stop listening to it. I couldn't be more pleased!

[Sensible Shoes]

Why Roy Munson, as I live and breathe!

[binnie]

Best thread title for a long, long time.....

[Roy Munson]

Best thread title for a long, long time.....


Binnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Walker]

The first weekend in 28 years with a new Van Halen album.
I don't think I can do another mid-life crisis... I almost didn't survive the last one.

[Dan]

Get A Really Hairy Dog Up You Roy.:D

Good To See You Back.:D

[Roy Munson]

The first weekend in 28 years with a new Van Halen album.
I don't think I can do another mid-life crisis... I almost didn't survive the last one.


Hahaha

[Roy Munson]

Get A Really Hairy Dog Up You Roy.:D

Good To See You Back.:D


Yo, Dan!

[Panamark]

G'day Munson !

Good to see ya back !

Still got your car mate ? (the one you took to Ed's joint ?)

The album is most excellent, Im wondering if I should visit
a proctologist just in case my colon is being realigned every
time I listen to it now :biggrin:

[Sarge]

Hey Roy Munson, you were one of my favorite posters back in the day.

Attitude! We need more of it around here.
Let's have a return to the ROTH ARMY of OLD.

Breasts,

Sarge

[Roy Munson]

G'day Munson !

Good to see ya back !

Still got your car mate ? (the one you took to Ed's joint ?)

The album is most excellent, Im wondering if I should visit
a proctologist just in case my colon is being realigned every
time I listen to it now :biggrin:


Got rid of that car sorry to say. Wish I had kept it.

[Roy Munson]

Hey Roy Munson, you were one of my favorite posters back in the day.

Attitude! We need more of it around here.
Let's have a return to the ROTH ARMY of OLD.

Breasts,

Sarge


Sarge....good to see you! Hope all is well with you and yours. A return to the old would be swell. I'll just start insulting FORD to get things rolling.

[ELVIS]

Look at Roy...


:elvis:

[Von Halen]

Munson!

This album is impaling assholes across the globe!

Does Dave sound good or what?

Does Ed fucking SHRED like a motherfucker on this disc?

Did you listen to the harmonies on the accoustic session from the bonus DVD?

The biggest asshole this album has impaled, is Sammy fucking Clichegar's!

[Zing!]

I heard ya missed me...I'm back...

Been awhile.

I've been waiting for this for a LONG tizzime ...

My butt hurts from the new album. It fucked my ass so hard...ripped apart from the inside out. Maybe I'm using the wrong ANALogy?

No. Everyone knows that classic VH is the biggest, most massive cock in the rock world and they are STRAIGHT UP IMPALING ASSHOLES...YOURS, AND MINE.

I love you all.

Wolfgang is a fuckmonster and we should all thank him for his part in penetrating our balloon knots with NO LUBE.

Excuse me while I grab this shoe horn...

Kisses and hugs forever...

Dloc ...pick up the red phone and call me.

I had to have a cigarette and shower after reading that. Classic.

[Roy Munson]

Munson!

This album is impaling assholes across the globe!

Does Dave sound good or what?

Does Ed fucking SHRED like a motherfucker on this disc?

Did you listen to the harmonies on the accoustic session from the bonus DVD?

The biggest asshole this album has impaled, is Sammy fucking Clichegar's!

Hahahaha...no shit!

Problem is...

Sammy's asshole looks like SCRAMBLED EGGS from all the buttfucking he's already had. I think half his colon has been hanging out for years.

[DavidLeeNatra]

his name is munson...roy munson...welcome back you no good bastard!

[WARF]

Munson, great to see you dude! Where the hell have you been???

[Roy Munson]

Munson, great to see you dude! Where the hell have you been???


Been a hell of a few years. Just working...same shit. Good to see all of you great peeps saying hi. The new album is fucking CLASSIC.

[ZahZoo]

Good to see you around Munson!!

Got to commend you... mention impaling assholes and you got that pussy Von Halen to come out of hiding and post!! ;)

[Roy Munson]

Good to see you around Munson!!

Got to commend you... mention impaling assholes and you got that pussy Von Halen to come out of hiding and post!! ;)


Hahaha. Von rules and so do you. It's a rotharmy reuinion!!!!

Even Elvis posted...think he missed me?

[conmee]

Roy,

Did you get the Deluxe Edition? If you're into double penetration, it's the way to go!!! I purchased the Wal-Mart Deluxe Edition with T-Shirt bundle... makes a great cleanup rag after multiple impalings!

That is all.

Icon~

[mmrrname]

iTunes says I've listened to "Blood & Fire" 47 times since Tuesday at midnight. Of course, that's not counting my iPhone, CD in the car.

[Sarge]

I played the album tonight and I got to admit that my anus is pretty tired and stretched out right now.

[Roy Munson]

Roy,

Did you get the Deluxe Edition? If you're into double penetration, it's the way to go!!! I purchased the Wal-Mart Deluxe Edition with T-Shirt bundle... makes a great cleanup rag after multiple impalings!

That is all.

Icon~


Dang...I got the Best Buy deluxe version. No T-shirt to wipe off.

I guess I must be new around here...made it into the intro page?

[Roy Munson]

I played the album tonight and I got to admit that my anus is pretty tired and stretched out right now.

I'm just blown away by it. Its fucking badass. Honeybabysweetiedoll is insane. Sends shivers down my pecker and the milky liquid squirts out. Its a lot of fun.

[Sweet Irony]

Munson, Roy Munson!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Lovin every post in this thread~~
You bring out some super human memories..(huh??:)...or...maybe you are just one of the coolest posters ever...

[Roy Munson]

Munson, Roy Munson!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Lovin every post in this thread~~
You bring out some super human memories..(huh??:)...or...maybe you are just one of the coolest posters ever...


Wow! Been a long time! Hope all is well with you and yours.

As long as my thread got moved into the fucking fan intro area I might as well take this opportunity to introdouche myself to any of the fine peeps who don't know me.

My name is Munson. Roy Munson.

Holla. Shot Calla....fuck off.

[Sweet Irony]

Everyone reading this thread needs to learn to love & respect Roy Munson!! :D

(...if you havent figured this out already!)

[fryingdutchman]

Sends shivers down my pecker and the milky liquid squirts out. Its a lot of fun.

:lmao::lmao:

[katina]

The first weekend in 28 years with a new Van Halen album.
I don't think I can do another mid-life crisis... I almost didn't survive the last one.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: