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Fabulous Shadow
06-16-2004, 02:34 PM
Father's Day is June 20th... That's right! It's SUNDAY!

Here's Fabs Top 10 Fathers Day gift ideas...
(Be sure the lil one's are in dreamland before letting him open YOUR gift)

A shave and a facial given by you... Wearing something sexy or in the buff...

A bar set, including his own exclusice bartender... YOU

Feed him champagne and truffles in bed...

A new camera phone, full of appetizing photos of YOU, Ok throw in a a few of the kids...

Give him a sensual rub down wearing nothing but thigh highs, heels and satin gloves...

Fill a gift basket with Jack Daniels, 2 shot glasses, a good porno flick and VH1 and VH2 CD's... Use your imagination...

Invite him to a late night picnic on trhe living room rug. Complete with picnic basket and blanket. Fill the basket with oysters, cheese, fruit and fine wine. Make sure he knows that clothing is not an option...

If you are spending the day at a family brunch, politly let him know before you leave the house, that you are wearing NOTHING under your skirt. Slyly remind him throughout the event by careesing your ass, rubbing your kitty and crossing and un-crossing your legs when no one is looking... Keep him inspired as to what he has waiting for him once you get home...

Buy him a silk tie, present it to him by wearing it with nothing else but your sexiest shoes...

If your not the creative or flirty type ladies I have one last suggestion... Van Hagar ticket for 2

Jesus Christ
06-16-2004, 03:12 PM
Why would I giveth My Father any of those things? :confused:

GAR
06-16-2004, 07:35 PM
I hate porn.

What are you giving your baby's daddy on Sunday?

Mezro
06-16-2004, 08:59 PM
The Top Ten Things I'd Like To Give My Dad On Fathers Day by Mezro

10. a Draino enema

9. a crushed glass Frenum cover

8. Ukrainian hookers with a hairy mat that covers herpes and scabies

7. fishhook suppositories

6. blood sausage...still attached

5. a gift certificate to the Falluja mall

4. asbestos and fiberglass toilet paper

3. an "I blew Hugh Grant too" t shirt

2. a limited edition cock ring from the Johnnie Cochran collection

1. a picture of Mezro...in hopes he might have the faintest idea of who the fuck I am

Mezro...fathers day = why bother day

Ally_Kat
06-17-2004, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Father's Day is June 20th... That's right! It's SUNDAY!

Here's Fabs Top 10 Fathers Day gift ideas...
(Be sure the lil one's are in dreamland before letting him open YOUR gift)

A shave and a facial given by you... Wearing something sexy or in the buff...

A bar set, including his own exclusice bartender... YOU

Feed him champagne and truffles in bed...

A new camera phone, full of appetizing photos of YOU, Ok throw in a a few of the kids...

Give him a sensual rub down wearing nothing but thigh highs, heels and satin gloves...

Fill a gift basket with Jack Daniels, 2 shot glasses, a good porno flick and VH1 and VH2 CD's... Use your imagination...

Invite him to a late night picnic on trhe living room rug. Complete with picnic basket and blanket. Fill the basket with oysters, cheese, fruit and fine wine. Make sure he knows that clothing is not an option...

If you are spending the day at a family brunch, politly let him know before you leave the house, that you are wearing NOTHING under your skirt. Slyly remind him throughout the event by careesing your ass, rubbing your kitty and crossing and un-crossing your legs when no one is looking... Keep him inspired as to what he has waiting for him once you get home...

Buy him a silk tie, present it to him by wearing it with nothing else but your sexiest shoes...

If your not the creative or flirty type ladies I have one last suggestion... Van Hagar ticket for 2

:eek: I dunno if I want to do this kinda of stuff for my father.

:D ;)

Switch84
06-17-2004, 03:54 AM
:daisy: Mine will get the usual flower arrangement....on his grave.

Other than that, I couldn't care less about that day. It's just a sad reminder that he's not in my life anymore.

Fabulous Shadow
06-17-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Switch84
:daisy: Mine will get the usual flower arrangement....on his grave.

Other than that, I couldn't care less about that day. It's just a sad reminder that he's not in my life anymore.

I hear that Switch, My daddy is gone too...

My thread was what the Mrs could do for her babies Daddy and not what the KIDS could do for their Dad you dirty minded scoundrels!:p