Happy 50th Birthday to LoungeMachine !!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

And I thought I was old !!

:birthday:

[Seshmeister]

I can't even begin to imagine how it feels to be as old as that.

Happy Birthday!

[kwame k]

Wow!

Well they say 50 is the new 40 but in Lounge's case it looks more like 50 is the new 48 1/2;)

Happy Birthday, bro:beers8:

[Seshmeister]

50 is the new 60! :)

[hambon4lif]

50?!?
Damn!! That's a big fucking number!
Don't worry, bro! You'll have the last laugh when you get that big AARP discount on those Van Halen tickets.:thumb:

Happy Birthday, Kip!!:beers8:

[Seshmeister]

Because of improving medicine at 50 there is a only about an 80% chance you have passed the midpoint of your life.

[Golden AWe]

You don't look like a day over 60!

[kwame k]

Because of improving medicine at 50 there is a only about an 80% chance you have passed the midpoint of your life.

...but the Bible says Moses lived to be 600 years old!

Who ya gonna believe science or fact;)

[Seshmeister]

He hasn't been posting much because he's building a boat?

That explains the weather I just walked through 5 minutes ago...

[kwame k]

He converted to Judaism some time ago but didn't have the heart to tell a heathen like you, Sesh.

....and yes, the weather you just went through was God punishing you;)

But He loves you:)

[Matt White]

HA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIP!!!

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y4AcgjQmpsU?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y4AcgjQmpsU?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>

[WARF]

It's strange seeing members of this site in their 20's when it opened... and now they're in their 40's...

I was 22 was I started posting here!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

It's strange seeing members of this site in their 20's when it opened... and now they're in their 40's...

I was 22 was I started posting here!

I think Redfire just turned 30 or 32, I remember that bastard when he was still in high school !!

[Dan]

Happy Birthday Teddy Boy.:D

[Guitar Shark]

Happy birthday, you old poop!

[WARF]

I think Redfire just turned 30 or 32, I remember that bastard when he was still in high school !!

I wonder who are the youngest and oldest active posters here?

[Noodles]

Happy Happy Birthday, LoungeMachine. I hope you're having a wonderfull weekend, filled with The Mighty =vH= + lotsa treats!

-Noodles

[ThrillsNSpills]

:gulp::beers8::bottle::guzzle:

50 is pretty huge bro.
Hope it's a great one.

[Sensible Shoes]

Happy Birthday Lounge - you're halfway up the Stairway to Heaven!

[Dave's Bitch]

I wonder who are the youngest and oldest active posters here?

I think at one time i was the youngest

:birthday: Lounge

[Sensible Shoes]

I think Zahzoo and I are the oldest. We haven't duked it out for that title yet.

[SunisinuS]

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, December 2, 2035
Seconds left to live...
750,321,257

Make 'em Count!

:biggrin:


:sign0011:

Happy Birthday!







http://deathclock.com/

[Sweet Irony]

:beers8: Heres to you on your birthday!!


Hope youre having a great day...and yeah, youre old.

[ODShowtime]

50? Damn dude.

[VAiN]

Happy Birthday, dude! Hope you're having a good one... be sure to be in bed by 10 ;)

[High Life Man]

Happy birthday, LM! Soon the government death tribunals are going to have to make a difficult decision...

[conmee]

Happy Birthday most glorious and honorable LoungeMachine.

Icon™©®

[conmee]

Jesus Fucking Christ that deathCLOCK™©® is fucked up!!!! I'm supposedly gonna die in 2023?!?!?! WTF?!?!!? And I'm YOUNGER than LM....

Fuck that shit! Must be my pessimistic outlook. It surely can't be the drugs and hookers, right?

Icon™©®

[ELVIS]

I was just thinking about starting another death clock thread...

Happy Birthday Lounge...

You might be old but you still act like a dumbass punk kid...:biggrin:


Happy Birthday!


:cool:

[ELVIS]

Jesus Fucking Christ that deathCLOCK™©® is fucked up!!!! I'm supposedly gonna die in 2023?!?!?! WTF?!?!!? And I'm YOUNGER than LM....

Fuck that shit! Must be my pessimistic outlook. It surely can't be the drugs and hookers, right?

Icon™©®

It's all three...

get a puppy...


:elvis:

[Panamark]

Hey His woman is only 25 or some shit. Everyone knows you are only as old
as the woman you feel !

Many Happy returns Loungie ! Thats a milestone for sure for sure.

Look at it this way, you made it this far ! WOOHOO !:clock::birthday:

[FORD]

50??

I guess he's too old to sing about girls who are "only 17" anymore? :biggrin:

Happy Beerday! :gulp:

[conmee]

FORD,

Missed you at El Gaucho...drank bottles and bottles of wine at Purple across from the W... I know you're in Oly last time I checked, but we gotta cross paths next time I'm up here...

Icon™©®

[LoungeMachine]

You're all CUNTS.......

:gulp:

But even down to that fucker ELBOW I love every one of you pricks......

Thanks.

I spent the morning nursing a hangover from the band rehearsal from last night....

I spent the day with my kids, while they suggested I ask for the Senior Discount as we ordered lunch.....

I spent the night wondering why the fuck John Glenn was stealing my thunder........

Thank you for the regards, regardless......don't forget. YOU TOO will be here one day.

50 = holy shitballs

[ZahZoo]

Welcome to the Fabulous 50's!!

Now you can legitimately use the term... "I'm gettin too old for this shit" unfortunately it's probably true too. But at your age... you don't give a fuck!!

Get over to the AARP site and sign up. They had some hot pictures of Sharon Stone in last month's issue...

The worst part about getting to this age... driving around behind some old fart toodling around, holding up traffic. You mutter "come on grandpa, let's pick it up" then someone in the car reminds you that you're a grandpa too... bastards!!

[conmee]

Just fucking like you, Lounge!!!!! I leave the ONLY non-sarcastic and heart-felt birthday wish, and yet my post is the ONLY one you didn't "thank"!?!?! I hope your gonads dry up and you contract ass cancer from a lead-based "adult novelty sex toy" you ungrateful cockbone!!!!!!

That is all.

Icon~

[LoungeMachine]

Just fucking like you, Lounge!!!!! I leave the ONLY non-sarcastic and heart-felt birthday wish, and yet my post is the ONLY one you didn't "thank"!?!?! I hope your gonads dry up and you contract ass cancer from a lead-based "adult novelty sex toy" you ungrateful cockbone!!!!!!

That is all.

Icon~

Aww, thanks cokemee.

:gulp:

[Unchainme]

Happy late b-day kip!

[Sweet Irony]

You're all CUNTS.......
But even down to that fucker ELBOW I love every one of you pricks....


Awww!! Thanks, LM!! I love you too! :D
(PS..at your age I had 6 grandkids!) Glad you had a good day!

[Hardrock69]

Haha.....he is old now! :hee:

I can laff....I will be 52 in a couple of months...


Happy Bufday dude!

[SparkieD]

Great time for your old friend to pop in. She missed ya!

http://cdn.10dailythings.com/images/happy_birthday_sexy.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

Great time for your old friend to pop in. She missed ya!

http://cdn.10dailythings.com/images/happy_birthday_sexy.jpg

LMAO!!!

I remember her well!!!

:gulp:

Thanks Sparks...

[Terry]

50, eh?

All the best, Lounge!

[Dr. Love]

Normally I'd say that I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high... but that's been true for as long as I've known you.

:gulp:

Happy Birthday. You're older than my parents!

[Sensible Shoes]

Normally I'd say that I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high... but that's been true for as long as I've known you.

:gulp:

Happy Birthday. You're older than my parents!

LMAO. I remember you telling me that too!

[gbranton]

http://cdn.10dailythings.com/images/happy_birthday_sexy.jpg

Heeeeeeeey, that looks a LOT like........













the same microwave I have in the background.



Happy birthday!

[knuckleboner]

now that lounge is 50, i thought i'd compile a list of available cougars.*

(*relative to his advanced age.)

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4ODMzMDUzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY4NzQwMw@@._ V1._SY209_CR5,0,140,209_.jpg
susan sarandon - just barely 65 years old
just like her droopy bosom, she shares lounge's leftward leanings. newly single, this cat's on the prowl!



http://wherearetheynow.gophercentral.com/images2/ann-margret-2005.jpg
ann-margret - 71 years young
this feline once banged elvis, so you know she's into aging musicians.



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/16/article-1303405-0ACC20CE000005DC-808_224x423.jpg
zsa zsa gabor - a spry 95 years
the mother of all cougars. or maybe grandmother. either way, can you really pass on adding a nonagenarian to your resume'?

well, have at 'em, birthday boy, happy hunting!

[sadaist]

And I thought I was old !!

:birthday:


Damn. Happy 50th LoungeMachine!


Or should I now call you Lounge(hey you kids get off my lawn!)Machine?

[LoungeMachine]

Feed them their Ensure and have them brought to my trailer.....

:gulp:

Grandma is going to Pound Town

[sadaist]

Um....she is over 50. And still very Yummy


http://z6mag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/heather-locklear-hospitalized-300x300.jpg


And what about her? She's over 60!

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM1ODQyOTU1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDY5MjE3MQ@@._ V1._SY314_CR5,0,214,314_.jpg