I am NOT DaveIsKing

[Drop_Dead_Legs]

NOT DAVE IS KING!!!

[pete]

those eyes! burn holes into a starry night.

:gulp:

[Big Troubles]

Nope it doesn't look like him. In the famous words of Dave: "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend Paaaaal" :D

Don't worry DIK, I'm very gentle....

[Big Troubles]

the 4th or 5th time 'round. ;)

[pete]

more please

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by Drop_Dead_Legs
NOT DAVE IS KING!!!

all i can say is...wow

[Drop_Dead_Legs]

Originally posted by Drop_Dead_Legs
NOT DAVE IS KING!!!

[Big Troubles]

Yeah, what Pete said. Please.

[Big Troubles]

You have the prettiest face Ive seen. wow! Very cute!

[Drop_Dead_Legs]

Originally posted by Drop_Dead_Legs


NOOOOTTTTTT DAVE IS KING....his WIFE NOT HIM!

[Big Troubles]

I think I wanna give you an internet hug... Wheres the icon for that? Oh I know....this is close enough.....

[pete]

damn!

more pleeze!

[Dr. Love]

Hey DaveIsKing!

[pete]

just what this place needed to shift attentions.

It was getting quite sad!!!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Hey DaveIsKing!

He needs more proof.

:D

[Big Troubles]

Ok we got the face shots, and they are fantastic...But what is that just below your chin? ;) (.) (.)

[Drop_Dead_Legs]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Hey DaveIsKing!

I AM NOOOTTTT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

*temper tantrum*

[Drop_Dead_Legs]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Ok we got the face shots, and they are fantastic...But what is that just below your chin? ;) (.) (.)


:eek:

Uh uh uh...

What's below there is for Hubby's eyes only.

[Fabulous Shadow]

How about a pic of the two of you together? Since you have a webcam and all... Let's see the MR!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Or a leg shot at least. ;)

[DaveIsKing]

Well, well, well...

I am off-line for a day or two and the Roth Army is gawking at my wife and talking about Mrs. DaveIsKing.

Now, I see that pete and Dr. Love believe that I am my wife. Heh heh.

Ok, guys...I will put up a pic of myself later tonight with Mrs. DaveIsKing.

Just to keep you lapdogs satisfied. :D

Trust her. It's her and not me...even though I am almost as pretty. :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

DDL~
When did you cut your bangs? I notice in the first two pics they were long and the last one they are short. CUTE!

[BIGBADZERO]

So you're married and showing off on an internet forum trying to get some attention. How pathetic.

[NormanBates]

What is Zero? Doesn't conform to your moral law?

You sound just like Mother.

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Well, well, well...

I am off-line for a day or two and the Roth Army is gawking at my wife and talking about Mrs. DaveIsKing.

Now, I see that pete and Dr. Love believe that I am my wife. Heh heh.

Ok, guys...I will put up a pic of myself later tonight with Mrs. DaveIsKing.

Just to keep you lapdogs satisfied. :D

Trust her. It's her and not me...even though I am almost as pretty. :D

Hey Drop_Dead_Legs!


LOL, jes' kiddin'.

[pete]

LOL

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
So you're married and showing off on an internet forum trying to get some attention. How pathetic.

Go beat your meat, fucker!

You only wish you had it so good. :rolleyes:

[Big Troubles]

yeah, go fuck yer-self buddy. If we want to show off our wifes tits we can! :D

[DaveIsKing]

Big Troubles kicks ass!

Courtesy of DaveIsKing©

[BIGBADZERO]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Go beat your meat, fucker!

You only wish you had it so good. :rolleyes:

Got it better than your skanky Hoe.

[Warham]

Such foul language.

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
So you're married and showing off on an internet forum trying to get some attention. How pathetic.

dude...a gorgeous girl posts her pic and you COMPLAIN??!!
wtf??..perhaps you would rather see a huge schlong??

[5151 Parrothead]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Ok we got the face shots, and they are fantastic...But what is that just below your chin? ;) (.) (.)

You wanna see more pictures of her neck? :confused:

:D

[Spooky_Tooth]

Hey Big Bad ZERO? what kind of fucking stupid name is that? you must be a queer, if you don't like looking at women.

sure, you got it better. dumbass.

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
Got it better than your skanky Hoe.

First of all, dream on.

Second of all, watch your fucking shitdripper, asswipe.

I simply told you to "buzz off" in a manner of speaking, you turn around and insult my woman and a fellow Roth Army member.

If you didn't live 2000 fucking miles away, I would hunt you down and beat your skull like a drum, asshole.

So, consider yourself lucky.

You have the opportunity to be a man now and apologize to my woman.

You can insult DaveIsKing all you want, but you crossed the line with your disrespectful comment.

I expect an apology if you are a man with a dick. :mad:

[Fabulous Shadow]

BBZ... Just apologize... Ya know I luv ya but You were a tad out of line with that comment...

I respect DIK for defending his woman like that.

[Dan]

BBZ,If you have balls them say sorry.Respect for DaveIsKing and Drop Dead Legs.

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Spooky_Tooth
Hey Big Bad ZERO? what kind of fucking stupid name is that?


:confused:

[BIGBADZERO]

I only wish I had it so good, that's not an insult to my woman? No apology from BBZ now or anytime soon. BTW DIK, don't threaten me.

[Big Troubles]

:D Yeah, what he said...LOL Fucking retards. (thats an actual insult to retards.)

[pete]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
:D Yeah, what he said...LOL Fucking retards. (thats an actual insult to retards.) http://www.tommycosmetics.com/owned.gif

[Big Troubles]

LOL

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by BIGBADZERO
I only wish I had it so good, that's not an insult to my woman? No apology from BBZ now or anytime soon. BTW DIK, don't threaten me.

Fuck you! You goddamn asshole. I'll stand up for my woman any fucking time, motherfucker.

Your best bet is to keep your fucking mouth shut about my friends or family.

:mad:

You ain't in no form any Roth bro of mine. So BT, pete, Fab and the rest can have you.

You are a rude asshole.

I didn't insult your woman. You called DDL pathetic. And I retorted you fucking moron.

[BIGBADZERO]

Hey dude, take a valium and a walk.

[DaveIsKing]

Take a valium??

You call my woman "pathetic".
So I tell you to pretty much fuck off if you don't like it.
Then, Fab Shadow makes some comment about "pimping" which I hope we've got that cleared up by now.
Then, you call my wife a "hoe" and a "skank"

You tell you wouldn't be fucking irate.

You started the whole bullshit with my wife, man. I never insulted you before that. You pushed into something you didn't even ask about. You just started out insulting a woman.

And you knew that she is mine. I never did anything to you, man!

You tell me how the fuck you would react??

[BIGBADZERO]

No I wouldn't be mad because any moron that let's his wife try & model on some stupid website should be prepared for any kind of commentary. I don't see your wife bitching about it. Shit, she probably loves the attention because she ain't fetting any from you Mr. 8.13 posts a day on a sight that's devoted to a fucking has been.

[DaveIsKing]

Look, fool.

Unlike you, I don't chain women down, see. She is an adult responsible for herself. I do not "pimp" women. I love women. Just because you don't understand you shouldn't be so fucking judgmental.

Secondly, you are the one dicking around starting shit. DaveIsKing can get along with anybody. You start by picking on women.

A REAL man, eh?

[BIGBADZERO]

Whatever, dude I'm sorry...let's leave it at that I mean for Christ's sake we don't even know each other.

[DaveIsKing]

Ok. Apology accepted.

I apologize for insulting you as well.

Now that shit is over.

[BIGBADZERO]

Thank God.

[DaveIsKing]

I just don't like conflict, man.

But, I felt attacked and had to defend my wife.

I told you I can get along with anyone just so long as they don't maliciously attack someone I love.

Me, I can handle myself. I love to be insulted...DaveIsKing loves to play insult chess. :D

[BIGBADZERO]

By the way, you're wife is very pretty. Let me know if she ever leaves you. Just kidding...kinda

[DaveIsKing]

LOL

Thanks.

If that happens, You'll be the first to know.

:D

Heh heh

[SoCalChelle]

Awwww, how sweet....now kiss each other. :D

[Dr. Love]

Then kiss my ass, you homos!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

HOW DO I KNOW WHEN IT'S LOVE?

[BIGBADZERO]

I can't tell you but it lasts forever.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well... Whatever happened to the pics of DDL and DIK together???

[DaveIsKing]

Comin' up...

But, I figured Fab Shadow may pass out at DaveIsKing's marvelousness.

[Fabulous Shadow]

That's what I'm hoping for!!!