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Hardrock69
03-03-2012, 03:26 AM
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/02/29/grand_ayatollah_or_grand_old_party



Who said it: Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei or U.S. Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum?

One is a religious fanatic railing against secularism, the role of women in the workplace, and the evils of higher education, as he seeks to impose his draconian moral values upon the state. The other is the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Despite his losses on Tuesday, Feb. 28, in the Arizona and Michigan primaries, former Sen. Rick Santorum is plowing ahead with his campaign to be president of the United States. Given that he lost by only 3 percentage points to Mitt Romney in the former governor's home state, it is safe to say that the GOP contest is far from over.

As we move ahead to Super Tuesday -- March 6 -- and what could be the deciding factor in this overlong primary season, Santorum still has one last chance to pull off an upset. If that happens, the former senator from Pennsylvania may finally get his chance to bomb Iran, as he has promised to do.

But before that happens, let us pause for a moment and become a bit more familiar with the dramatis personae who, if given the opportunity, may soon plunge the world into holy war.

It's time to play: Khamenei or Santorum? Who said what?

Can you guess which of the two said the following? No cheating!

1. "We were put on this Earth as creatures of God to have dominion over the Earth."

2. "We believe in democracy and we also believe in freedom, but we do not believe in liberal democracy."

3. "Although the literal meaning of socialism is equitable distribution of wealth, it is associated with other concepts which we hate. Over time, socialism has come to be associated with certain things in society that are unacceptable to us."

4. "The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness."

5. "This is not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war. This is a spiritual war."

6. "This is a war between two willpowers: the willpower of the people and the willpower of their enemies."

7. "Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island.… They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."

8. "The American people's hatred for Iran is profound." Oh wait, we got that one backward. Sorry. It should read:

8. "The Iranian people's hatred for America is profound."




Answer 1: Santorum

Answer 2: Khamenei

Answer 3: Khamenei

Answer 4: Santorum

Answer 5: Santorum

Answer 6: Khamenei

Answer 7: Santorum

Answer 8: Khamenei



So, how did you score?

7-8 correct: Supreme leader

5-6 correct: Religious warrior

3-4 correct: Agnostic

1-2 correct: Radical secularist

0 correct: You make me want to throw up.

ashstralia
03-03-2012, 03:34 AM
:biggrin:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt4PxZcn7QY&feature=relmfu

Unchainme
03-03-2012, 01:42 PM
fucking cohen. :lmao:.

I'm going to be camping out for this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KSkZxt_zo

ELVIS
03-03-2012, 02:53 PM
Fuck Sanatorum...

And stop the Iran propaganda...


:elvis:

Hardrock69
03-04-2012, 02:26 AM
Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Elvis? I thought Sanatarium was your hero! I mean, he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

What more could you ask for in a candidate?

A date with him where you could smoke crack while having gay sex with him? :hee:

Nitro Express
03-04-2012, 02:53 AM
he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

That's what he is claiming to be trying to get the right wing southern vote Romney can't. In reality he probably is a satanist who has mass gay orgies with oiled up black men in the New Orleans OTO lodge.

FORD
03-04-2012, 03:13 AM
Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Elvis? I thought Sanatarium was your hero! I mean, he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

What more could you ask for in a candidate?

A date with him where you could smoke crack while having gay sex with him? :hee:

You forget that ELVIS doesn't consider Catholics to be "actual" Christians.

Of course, I don't consider Froth boy an actual Christian either, but his Catholicism has nothing to do with it.

ELVIS
03-04-2012, 08:45 AM
Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Elvis? I thought Sanatarium was your hero! I mean, he is a fucking right-wing fascist Christian extremist asshole who probably hates anyone with brown skin.

Well, I'm not any of that...

What more could you ask for in a candidate?

Someone who cares about reall liberty, like Ron Paul...

A date with him where you could smoke crack while having gay sex with him? :hee:

How 'bout you go back to the dick you were sucking...:hee:




:mad2:

ELVIS
03-04-2012, 08:47 AM
You forget that ELVIS doesn't consider Catholics to be "actual" Christians.



They are for the most part, misled Christians...

kwame k
03-04-2012, 09:47 PM
Now, now, E.....if it wasn't for the True Faith, you;

Wouldn't have a Bible.
Christ as a man God.
The foundation and tenant of your religion.

So you owe a huge debt to the True Faith;)

ELVIS
03-04-2012, 10:09 PM
That's bullshit...

kwame k
03-04-2012, 10:22 PM
Really?

What religion came first, E?

FORD
03-05-2012, 01:56 AM
Judaism?

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 08:56 AM
Hinduism...


:elvis:

Seshmeister
03-05-2012, 09:24 AM
Sun and moon worship are far far older than both of those...

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 09:35 AM
I worship the sun...

Seshmeister
03-05-2012, 09:48 AM
At this time of year here I start to doubt it exists... :)

kwame k
03-05-2012, 10:32 AM
Judaism?

In the Christian context, Catholicism came first and all the other sects were break away's.....so it's the True Faith;)

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 10:34 AM
A religion is not faith or a faith...

kwame k
03-05-2012, 10:36 AM
Now, E.....it's not very Christ-like to be bitter;)

kwame k
03-05-2012, 10:37 AM
A religion is not faith or a faith...

So you know for a FACT that Jesus died and rose again?

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 10:44 AM
No, I have faith that it's true...

Von Halen
03-05-2012, 10:45 AM
So you know for a FACT that Jesus died and rose again?

No. What a dumbass theory.

kwame k
03-05-2012, 10:48 AM
No, I have faith that it's true...

And yet most Christian religions are based on that.....so, saying Catholics are the True Faith is correct.

kwame k
03-05-2012, 10:49 AM
No. What a dumbass theory.

I agree.....Christianity has some crazy theories.

jhale667
03-05-2012, 11:01 AM
So you know for a FACT that Jesus died and rose again?

Oh, brother... :umm: it can't be proven. Ever.

kwame k
03-05-2012, 11:04 AM
That's my point.....all Christian religions are based on faith!

jhale667
03-05-2012, 11:07 AM
That's my point.....all Christian religions are based on faith!

Exactly. Ever have that discussion with a Fundagelical though? Painful.

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 11:12 AM
That's my point.....all Christian religions are based on faith!

That doesn't mean that I have faith in religion, or religion is faith...

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 11:13 AM
Exactly. Ever have that discussion with a Fundagelical though? Painful.

Maybe if you're trying to disprove truth to yourself...

jhale667
03-05-2012, 11:15 AM
Maybe if you're trying to disprove truth to yourself...

:umm: What the f*** does that even mean?

kwame k
03-05-2012, 11:17 AM
That doesn't mean that I have faith in religion, or religion is faith...

Religion is what gave you the Dogma that you have faith in......go it?

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 11:23 AM
I don't have religion or dogma...

You really sound stupid...

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 11:24 AM
:umm: What the f*** does that even mean?

What other reason would you argue with a "fundigelical" ??

kwame k
03-05-2012, 11:25 AM
Exactly. Ever have that discussion with a Fundagelical though? Painful.

No....most of them become elitists when they are saved and throw common sense out the window.

My jab at Elvis is that the first organized religion and Bible were based on Catholicism and all other Christian sects copied off of that.

I guess that was too hard of a mental exercise for E to grasp. You know like Protestantism is a derivative of the word protest.......and they formed that religion to protest Catholicism;)

kwame k
03-05-2012, 11:28 AM
I don't have religion or dogma...

You really sound stupid...

Look in the mirror before you cast aspersions, E.

So you gave up going to church or the, "if one or more gather in my name", Bible studies?

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 11:29 AM
Like you're teaching me something, kickme k...


:biggrin:

ELVIS
03-05-2012, 11:30 AM
So you gave up going to church or the, "if one or more gather in my name", Bible studies?

No...

kwame k
03-05-2012, 11:33 AM
I don't have religion or dogma...

You really sound stupid...



So you gave up going to church or the, "if one or more gather in my name", Bible studies?



No...

Now who sounds stupid;)

jhale667
03-05-2012, 11:37 AM
Now who sounds stupid;)

He knows he does, he's just hoping you don't notice the projection. ;)

kwame k
03-05-2012, 11:41 AM
:biggrin:

jhale667
03-05-2012, 12:17 PM
:lmao: That may be Sadaist's best post ever...

Seshmeister
03-06-2012, 08:15 AM
http://www.smearballs.com/gunt/SPERMTORUM.gif

ELVIS
03-06-2012, 11:17 AM
That's crazy...


:biggrin:

ELVIS
03-06-2012, 11:18 AM
Is he saying blow job ??

jhale667
03-06-2012, 11:19 AM
http://www.smearballs.com/gunt/SPERMTORUM.gif

That's just wrong...:lmao:

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