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Sweet Irony
03-27-2012, 09:20 PM
In the spirit of great lines from old & new tunes...When it comes to DLR, there is a lot to choose from!! One of my new favorites:



"Trust in Allah....but tie up your camel"!!

Sweet Irony
03-27-2012, 09:43 PM
"All of your addictions wont make me a prince"

hambon4lif
03-27-2012, 09:46 PM
How many times, have you said to yourself...
"Pack up & go!! I've been here too long"
I'll bet if you asked 'em our heroes would say
"Hey!! We're already gone"...I know
.....how do I know that, mouse?

TwoFoolsAMinute
03-27-2012, 10:24 PM
It seems like everything I like will make me sick or poor or fat...

DLR Bridge
03-27-2012, 10:32 PM
It seems like everything I like will make me sick or poor or fat...

...says who!?!?"

kwame k
03-27-2012, 10:45 PM
No light at the end of the tunnel
Due to budget constraints

hambon4lif
03-27-2012, 10:52 PM
So it's one for the money...but that don't make the show...no, no
count to three and I'll be READY...to follow that road
I see it coming and this one is ours
we got heaven....right here on Earth
ain't nothing like it when you're reaching for stars...and you grab one...for what it is worth
(you can tell 'em)
we'll be having good times....DAMN GOOD TIMES!:thumb:

BumBahDeeDah
03-27-2012, 11:13 PM
"Woman, you suffer from a color. I suffer cause a YOU. Everybody suffers. Cause a you and your blues."

Wow. Does Dave know my wife and about the impending divorce and about the effect her stupidity is having on our family?

hambon4lif
03-28-2012, 01:21 PM
You wanna feel 100 proof?
I got news for you!!
Seen some folks fall, and a couple fly...
....and some of them just DIE
Ain't nothin' "once upon a time"
Got a rosy future and a big behind
might get lucky 'never mind...I hear beginners do it all the time'

hambon4lif
03-28-2012, 01:26 PM
All I'm leaving when it's time to go is my old blue jeans and gold brass Zippo
(and teach in turn)
all those secret things I've learned
and all I got from history
(careful how you take it)
is recognize the same mistake...
...every fuckin' time you make it

Price of an education...least now I know it's No Big 'Ting

vandeleur
03-28-2012, 01:28 PM
You go through life as someone's doormat
Cause you don't get no sportin' chance
There ain't much distance 'tween a pat on the back
And a kick in the pants

Mr Walker
03-28-2012, 01:30 PM
If love is blind why did her stockings always looks so cool

ELVIS
03-28-2012, 01:31 PM
500 horses in a Chrysler mill...

Makes me KING OF THE HILL !!


:elvis:

ELVIS
03-28-2012, 01:39 PM
Do I detect Integrity and self-respect?

Cool...


:elvis:

DLR Bridge
03-28-2012, 01:45 PM
I'm normally insolvent
It shouldn't cause a problem
With my hot pursuits

hambon4lif
03-28-2012, 02:55 PM
Goddamn that telephone
I thought we were alone
you're tellin' me there's company...your husband's coming home
I've been thinkin' 'bout a Saturday night with you...
...I've been thinkin' 'bout it all week long..
...and now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that SON OF A BITCH got me singin'
that same old song..

ELVIS
03-28-2012, 03:41 PM
That's not a line, it's a verse...

rocking ron
03-28-2012, 04:11 PM
Is this line ok?? :smiley-sniffer:

TwoFoolsAMinute
03-28-2012, 06:44 PM
I'm a reeeal nice guy, but Little Texas keep things even!

TwoFoolsAMinute
03-28-2012, 06:48 PM
One break....comin up!!!

TwoFoolsAMinute
03-28-2012, 06:49 PM
Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break...

ELVIS
03-28-2012, 11:43 PM
Don't be starin' at your stereo, fool...

TwoFoolsAMinute
03-28-2012, 11:49 PM
Shit, I gotta be home before the end of the record.

Fixed.

ELVIS
03-28-2012, 11:55 PM
Minus the "oh."

Yount
03-29-2012, 07:09 AM
I'm going coconuts, at least I'm going my way.

Yount
03-29-2012, 07:23 AM
Her t-shirt ended early and her hot-pants started late

Mr Walker
03-29-2012, 08:20 AM
I'd love to talk philosophy... but I gotta take a piss
Man, that philosophy runs right through ya...

Catfish
03-29-2012, 02:27 PM
"Every snowflake pleads not-guilty after the avalanche," is one I coin from time to time. People love it.

Mr Walker
03-29-2012, 02:36 PM
Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark

Catfish
03-30-2012, 02:18 PM
I've been places with my face... you wouldn't go... without a PISTOL!

TwoFoolsAMinute
03-30-2012, 06:05 PM
Kiss me quick, I'm double parked.

Yount
03-31-2012, 06:34 AM
I am you and you are me

slimdon
03-31-2012, 01:46 PM
"Use my hand, I won't look"

Momshell
03-31-2012, 09:51 PM
"....so sit back and get all comfortable, cause this little tune's 6 fuckin' hours long!"
"semi-good lookin'"
"gettin funny in the back of my car"
"mousewife to momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo" :)

Momshell
03-31-2012, 09:56 PM
she knows Little Elvis is combat ready....

vanshipman
03-31-2012, 10:43 PM
"why behave in public when you're living on the playground?"

DONNIEP
03-31-2012, 11:07 PM
"It's like doin' 90, her top's down and the wind's in your beer can..."

Sounds like the perfect combination for a great night to me... :gulp:

Yount
04-01-2012, 07:24 AM
If the world loves a bad guy, then how 'bout the doubt?

Yount
04-01-2012, 07:25 AM
Some call it love, some call it murder..... this is the crime of the century!

Catfish
04-02-2012, 07:17 PM
Beggars can't be choosers in a den of thieves!!!!

shortykb
04-02-2012, 09:13 PM
This next part should really confuse things.
Everybody let’s stay focused.

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 10:57 PM
Love em all I says....let cupid sort em out.

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 10:58 PM
I don't have to show you proof of anything...I know the law, friend.

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 11:01 PM
I know the difference, see. The meek shall inherit shit.

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 11:02 PM
There's a full moon out tonight...better watch your souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul.

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 11:03 PM
Take the traveler and the tourist, the essential difference is the traveler don't know where he going and the tourist don't know where he is.

PETE'S BROTHER
04-02-2012, 11:03 PM
jump! ;)

DONNIEP
04-02-2012, 11:03 PM
There's a full moon out tonight...better watch your souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul.

That's the shit right there! Damn, how cool would it be to hear that one live?? :gulp:

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 11:04 PM
Slip n slide, push it in. bitch sure got the rhythm.

Momshell
04-02-2012, 11:16 PM
Slip n slide, push it in. bitch sure got the rhythm.

:nono:

DONNIEP
04-02-2012, 11:17 PM
I wondered how long that would take :) :gulp:

Momshell
04-02-2012, 11:19 PM
I wondered how long that would take :) :gulp:

12 minutes....not bad....had to figure out how hostile to be....knew you were just kidding! :)

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 11:21 PM
LMAO...I can't believe it took that long...yes I was being facetious....or feces-ous.

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-02-2012, 11:23 PM
Classic:

"I don't feel tardy."

DONNIEP
04-02-2012, 11:34 PM
"Goodbye forever, 'least 'til tomorrow night..."

Momshell
04-02-2012, 11:52 PM
I'm out the window, across the lawn, I'm gone!!

DONNIEP
04-02-2012, 11:59 PM
"And then one night in sunny victory, she decides and you agree, she's leaving...."

Sounds like how my last marriage ended :gulp:

Angel
04-03-2012, 12:58 AM
"And then one night in sunny victory, she decides and you agree, she's leaving...."

Sounds like how my last marriage ended :gulp:

Remember when they voted you, least likely to succeed...

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DONNIEP
04-03-2012, 01:12 AM
Remember when they voted you, least likely to succeed...

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Ouch :)

shortykb
04-03-2012, 08:16 AM
Heard you missed we're back......

Now if that line isn't relevant - nothing ever will be :)

Sensible Shoes
04-03-2012, 05:58 PM
I saw a wooden sign at the Yankee Candle store this weekend that said "When was the last time you did something for the first time?" Almost bought it, instead bought one that says "Got my toes in the sand."

No Shit.

chi-town324
04-03-2012, 07:03 PM
"Now show biz is so thrilling, the camera roll she's willing"

TwoFoolsAMinute
04-03-2012, 10:12 PM
Winners come and go. Legends, they're forever.

Yount
04-07-2012, 06:20 AM
Every snowflake pleads not guilty after the avalanche

Momshell
04-07-2012, 10:34 PM
"...'cause if it's art, all my life's been fingerpainting"

NIN1211
04-07-2012, 10:55 PM
Why Behave In Public, When I'm Living On A Playground.......

SNIPER
04-08-2012, 12:09 AM
Can't crow before I'm out of the woods There's exceptions to the rule

Momshell
04-08-2012, 08:00 AM
I'm a bad little cowboy, send me to your room,
Let's get started, let's not stop soon.

chi-town324
04-08-2012, 10:44 AM
i found the simple life...aint so simple

SNIPER
04-08-2012, 12:45 PM
She made her mountains sing.

SNIPER
04-08-2012, 01:43 PM
Her vision makes you every inch a king