Cafe Warf? (aka Hugh WARFners Roth Army Bunny Mansion)

[WARF]

I have built this Roth Army bunny mansion for all of my lady fans. This is a place where we can get intimate and get to know your resident Roth Army legend a little bit better! Everyday I am flooded with PM's from the hot beautiful women of the army. They ask me... What was it like meeting Van Halen? What was it like being onstage with the band? They tell me that I am a sexy stud...how did you get in the Van Halen video? What is your secret??

I gotta a confession to make...

I KEEP MY SECRET IN MY JEANS, BAYBEE!!!

uh huh uh huh

This is our mansion ladies!!

I built this shit for you...because I LOVE YOU!!

I am Hugh WARFner and this is our place!!!

[Angel]

Oh fuck!!! Somebody poke his head with a needle and deflate it.

:lmao:

[WARF]

Katina, I have prepared a bed for you shaped like The Davesicle!!

[WARF]

Clarathecarrot, are my veggies ready???

[WARF]

Angel, is my star studed WARF jacket back from the dry cleaners yet?

[WARF]

Oh fuck!!! Somebody poke his head with a needle and deflate it.


:lmao:

Do you call this filet mignon???
Tell the chef he is fired!!!!
uh huh huh huh
Meet me in my bedroom for my daily massage!!

[WARF]

Sensible shoes, bring me my shoes!!

Uh huh huhuhuhuhu

[WARF]

I am doing shots of Jameson....let's get wasted and listen to SKYSCRAPER!!!

[clarathecarrot]

If the money is right I will get the final surguries... as for right now, I will stay a woman trapped in a mans body.

I do have lesbian tendencies if you want i would scrub the ladies down and prepare them with fine lovely scents and powder thier tushies.

Or clean the pool and handle the strays.

lol

[WARF]

I have a new drinking game...

Put on CNN and do a shot everytime Romney or Santorum switch leads.

[WARF]

If the money is right I will get the final surguries... as for right now, I will stay a woman trapped in a mans body.

I do have lesbian tendencies if you want i would scrub the ladies down and prepare them with fine lovely scents and powder thier tushies.

Or clean the pool and handle the strays.

lol

Why is tomato driving a car??

Why is an asparagus playing a guitar??

And why am I so HIGH that I am watching VEGGIE TALES??

[ThrillsNSpills]

Hey who can blame the dude for landing in an official video.

:guzzle: Party on man.

WARFO makes history. Shame they took out the screaming of She's the woman She's the woman.

[WARF]

The redhead section at pornhub.com is the only web site I visit more than the roth army..

[vandeleur]

Porn hub:amen:

[fourthcoming]

I would like to second that Amen by the way.....

[FORD]

I have a new drinking game...

Put on CNN and do a shot everytime Romney or Santorum switch leads.

You'll never get drunk that way. Frothy "pulled out" (like a good Catholic) last week.

[FORD]

Why is tomato driving a car??

Why is an asparagus playing a guitar??

And why am I so HIGH that I am watching VEGGIE TALES??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpnGdvMAasQ

[WARF]

Is Pat Robertson executive producer? Haha

[WARF]

You'll never get drunk that way. Frothy "pulled out" (like a good Catholic) last week.
You just gave me the inspiration for writing lyrics to Van Halen's "Stay Frothy".

[WARF]

Where's the ladies at???

[hambon4lif]

Hey WARF!!
Got a call from the Secret Service. They just got tossed out of some hotel and need a place to party. They say they've got oceans of booze and pack of Columbian hookers.
Can they kick it here?
Those crazy motherfuckers party like rock stars.

[WARF]

Hey WARF!!
Got a call from the Secret Service. They just got tossed out of some hotel and need a place to party. They say they've got oceans of booze and pack of Columbian hookers.
Can they kick it here?
Those crazy motherfuckers party like rock stars.

Get the Columbian hookers here ASAP Hammy!!

We will fuck them and use them for their fishscale connection!!

I am fucking wasted..rockin the new beard..

I look like Jesus..

If Jesus let himself go...

[katina]

Katina, I have prepared a bed for you shaped like The Davesicle!!

Wow, for me?.... Warf, are you talking drunkard??
Now I am on my 3rd. vodka, I always thought that alcohol would affect my spelling not my reading...I had to read your post twice, how many drinks did you take already?
Let´s get wasted brother!!! I am going for the 4th. !!!
I love you!!!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6YM3UyekqrLX87X0VzidJKttkzVQJS RWYVPJYYjpgKsTOUq8LXg

[WARF]

Wow, for me?.... Warf, are you talking drunkard??
Now I am on my 3rd. vodka, I always thought that alcohol would affect my spelling not my reading...I had to read your post twice, how many drinks did you take already?
Let´s get wasted brother!!! I am going for the 4th. !!!
I love you!!!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6YM3UyekqrLX87X0VzidJKttkzVQJS RWYVPJYYjpgKsTOUq8LXg

Let's fucking rock and get crazy baby!!

Get on that heart shaped bed and let's break it!

Just like every other womens heart I've broken...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized!?!?

Uh uh huh huh

[hambon4lif]

Get the Columbian hookers here ASAP Hammy!!

We will fuck them and use them for their fishscale connection!!From what I hear, those bitches can twist a serious missile. But we have to make sure they get paid, otherwise they throw a tantrum and cause a scene, which is what got them bounced from the last place.

I'll let them know you starred in a few Van Halen videos and see if we can work out some kind of discount....

[WARF]

I don't want to be in a Van Halen video...

I just want katina in room with som South American drink with a an umbrella that looks like the diver down album cover..

[Sensible Shoes]

Sensible shoes, bring me my shoes!!

Uh huh huhuhuhuhu

I"ll get you your shoes! Assume the position and I'll plant one in your ass! :biggrin:

[WARF]

Shoes I love you!!

I made your forum ddlr.com!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

What forum? Have I been modded or something without my knowledge?

[WARF]

I did your forum at ddlr.com ladies night and buffalo u modded with switch 84

[katina]

I don't want to be in a Van Halen video...

I just want katina in room with som South American drink with a an umbrella that looks like the diver down album cover..

I am listening to Your Filthy Little Mouth now, I ´m drinking my 5th. vodka and reading perfectly......WTF??? You don´t wan´t to be in a VH video????????
You are talking Drunkard for sure. Tomorrow you are going to feel better.
Anyway, I love you!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

I did your forum at ddlr.com ladies night and buffalo u modded with switch 84

Oh you mean you created it! Well that was TONS of fun so thank you!

[WARF]

Katina, listen to my filthy little mouth...let's get filthy..

Like a martini with too much olive juice!!!

[katina]

Katina, listen to my filthy little mouth...let's get filthy..

Like a martini with too much olive juice!!!

Warf, there´s no need to get filthy....
I have a bar at home, a huge bar. A martini with too much olive juice???? No, never.
For the perfect martini you need Tanqueray Ten Gin and Noilly Prat dry Vermouth.

[Angel]

WARF, I'm posting in your attention whore thread, now go check out mine!!!

[mdk1967]

Secret Service just called...
They want a progress report on the "missile silo" installations.
:D

[mdk1967]

LIVE STREAMING VIDEO DIRECTLY FROM Cafe Warf? (aka Hugh WARFners Roth Army Bunny Mansion)!

http://1bi.us/8k1

It's GOOD to be The WARF!

[WARF]

I love the dvd dude...thanks a million!

[WARF]

Warf, there´s no need to get filthy....
I have a bar at home, a huge bar. A martini with too much olive juice???? No, never.
For the perfect martini you need Tanqueray Ten Gin and Noilly Prat dry Vermouth.


That sounds delicious, will you make me one??

[WARF]

Yikes.. I don't remember starting this thread!!

[Angel]

Yikes.. I don't remember starting this thread!!

:lmao:

[fryingdutchman]

Yikes.. I don't remember starting this thread!!

Oh no you don't....

You can't back out now with the "I was so drunk/high/medicated (insert condition of choice) I don't remember doing this" excuse....