One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women

[SparkieD]

Uhhhh, I dunno about that :baby:

One of the Most Detested Sex Acts Is Good for Women

Posted by Jamye Waxman on June 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM

I've always been a swallower. As a child, I swallowed anything the vacuum cleaner failed to pick up. Crayons. Paper. Nose boogers. Nothing felt dirty or wrong, even if the look on my mother's face told me otherwise. It wasn't until I started giving blow jobs that I thought about what I swallowed. I had given up breast milk long before then, and the idea of swallowing something out of someone else's body felt odd. But anything feels strange until you get used to doing it.

There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.

1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?

3. Semen can taste good. Like French fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon, and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer.

4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress, semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."


http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/121763/one_of_the_most_detested

[Terry]

I have been mentioning the above points to the missus for years, but she still ain't buying it!

[DONNIEP]

Ah, that's nothing new. Guys have been telling chicks all that stuff for years :biggrin:

[ashstralia]

hallelujah sister!

spread the *ahem* word.

[sadaist]

Can you repeat those above points.....


but this time real slow like.

[SunisinuS]

Actually, read a book about how it takes "Gestation" power to make a batch for the woman. Like an Egg and ovulation going down. Some Doctors know how much energy it makes to create and say you should slow down :) You basically provide one of the most "Nut" ritious (righteous) meals a woman can have (super smoothie) and rob your own body of just that. And since I am a 3rd generation vegetarian....never once....never once....have I ever had a woman say I tasted bad...always...you taste better than anyone they have yet swallowed. Sorry Pork Stickers.....apparently thou ain't so good tasting. Regurgitated dead cow corpse anyone?

So even women that hate men should swallow.....just for revenge.

:yo:

[sadaist]

Honestly, once it's out what the fuck do I care what she does with it? I'm just thankful she got it out of me. Who am I to tell her what to do with it now?

[SunisinuS]

Honestly, once it's out what the fuck do I care what she does with it? I'm just thankful she got it out of me. Who am I to tell her what to do with it now?

You are quite the romantic.

:drum:


I think of each of them on their little journey...to her ear...to her liver....to her: :matrix:

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, what guy in his right mind is gonna say, "hey, why are you going to the bathroom? What? Don't spit it out!!!! Fine, be the last fucking time I let you suck it!!!"

[FORD]

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?


There might be some evidence for this.......

Rob Halford's voice has held up considerably better than most singers over 50. What does he do that most of them don't?

Wish I had heard the diabetes argument back when I had a diabetic girlfriend though.... she really didn't enjoy it all that much. Maybe the health argument might have convinced her otherwise.

[Hardrock69]

I was wondering this last November if he had a boyfriend on tour with him. His voice was better than it had been since the mid-90s, and it blew my mind!
Could be because HE was blowing SOMEONE ELSE, lol.

Look at it this way....it is a liquid made of LIVING organisms.

Hey, needless to say, I prefer chicks who swallow, lol.

[Yount]

Tell me what you want wit' yo' filthy little mouth.

[sadaist]

Swallowing pollywogs.

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/1725772/2/stock-photo-1725772-tadpoles-pollywog.jpg

[Dave's Bitch]

I was wondering this last November if he had a boyfriend on tour with him. His voice was better than it had been since the mid-90s, and it blew my mind!
Could be because HE was blowing SOMEONE ELSE, lol.

Look at it this way....it is a liquid made of LIVING organisms.

Hey, needless to say, I prefer chicks who swallow, lol.

Rob Halford is defiantly a giver

[Yount]

Rob Halford is defiantly a giver

Can't help myself.

The army of cock, we'll be there
to ram it DOWN!

[Angel]

I thought the difference between spit or swallow was love or like? http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/mobiquo/emoji/E105.png

[chefcraig]

Shows ya what I know. All along, I believed the most "detestable" sex act would include taking one straight up the keister.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/surprise/surprised-013.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-surprise-smileys.html)

[Angel]

Shows ya what I know. All along, I believed the most "detestable" sex act would include taking one straight up the keister.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/surprise/surprised-013.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-surprise-smileys.html)

No shit!...er

[binnie]

News just in:

Taking a load on the face is good for the skin.

Just sayin' ladies.....

[sadaist]

Shows ya what I know. All along, I believed the most "detestable" sex act would include taking one straight up the keister.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/surprise/surprised-013.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-surprise-smileys.html)



Detestable to who? Guess it depends on your view.

[chefcraig]

Detestable to who? Guess it depends on your view.

Yeah, it's pretty much predicated upon whether you are pitching or catching.

[Seshmeister]

Anyone that calls this one of the most detested sex acts really doesn't have a lot of imagination...

[JenniferM]

What's more detestable: tasting it or having it go in your eye or up your nose? I'd rather not have the mess to clean up. :jaw:

I'd like to know what the other ladies think about this one.....
We like to pretend we don't talk about such things, but we do!

[Little Texan]

Shows ya what I know. All along, I believed the most "detestable" sex act would include taking one straight up the keister.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/surprise/surprised-013.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-surprise-smileys.html)

That's what I was thinking. When I saw the thread title, I was trying to figure out how a woman getting her butthole stretched was beneficial to her.

[Coyote]

Shows ya what I know. All along, I believed the most "detestable" sex act would include taking one straight up the keister.http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/surprise/surprised-013.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-surprise-smileys.html)

Asked a galpal of mine about that, out of curiosity. According to her, she gets a more intense orgasm from it...
(although, i'll bet she ain't getting it properly. Thoroughly, but not properly.)

[DONNIEP]

What's more detestable: tasting it or having it go in your eye or up your nose? I'd rather not have the mess to clean up. :jaw:

I'd like to know what the other ladies think about this one.....
We like to pretend we don't talk about such things, but we do!

Yes, you should discuss this, just for the educational value of course.


:sleazy-smiley:

[chefcraig]

That's what I was thinking. When I saw the thread title, I was trying to figure out how a woman getting her butthole stretched was beneficial to her.


Asked a galpal of mine about that, out of curiosity. According to her, she gets a more intense orgasm from it...
(although, i'll bet she ain't getting it properly. Thoroughly, but not properly.)

Yep, I pretty much always considered it an exit, not an entrance. You can best sum things up with the phrase "butt-fuckingly stupid."

[JenniferM]

For "research" purposes right?:handjob:




Yes, you should discuss this, just for the educational value of course.


:sleazy-smiley:

[DONNIEP]

Zackly! :thumb:

[JenniferM]

Oh, and just so you know, that air in a can stuff you buy to clean your keyboard doesn't take care of "everything".....so be careful




Zackly! :thumb:

[SparkieD]

That's what I was thinking. When I saw the thread title, I was trying to figure out how a woman getting her butthole stretched was beneficial to her.

Oh, believe me, that exact question was the reason I clicked the link in the first place.

[SparkieD]

According to the teachings of the White Tigress that are mentioned in above article, if us chicks go against everything we've been taught about being good girls and just blow as many young guys as possible, we can always be beautiful and can live for practically forever.

The female practitioner of the White Tigress Teachings practices oral sexual union with as many men as she desires and often times in front of her primary partner or Jade Dragon. During these sexual unions she is absorbing the jing energy from the male's penis and then focusing it into her body to revitalize herself. When a male partner or Green Dragon ejaculates usually on her face or body the semen is looked upon as a badge of honor. She will rub it into her body since it is one of the most powerful skin rejuvenation creams known to ancient man. This is where the concept of the White Tigress and the stripes come from and why Geisha girls had white faces in Japan.

More here:
http://www.whitetigressteachings.com/

Hmmm, now I'm wondering how much of this "jing energy" might be lurking in all those jars and bottles of beauty creams we buy.

[jhale667]

I can just see the ad campaign:





SPLOOGE. It does a body good.





;)

[Coyote]

Yep, I pretty much always considered it an exit, not an entrance. You can best sum things up with the phrase "butt-fuckingly stupid."

There's a quote that once cost me a possibly wonderful relationship... :biggrin:

[theshapecool]

Hot dog and a shake......that's all I'm saying. If she's smart...she will swallow :-P ahaha, epic thread!

[Nickdfresh]

....

1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?

...


This article sounds like bullshit. The study was indeed about the rates of depression in women that had partners that didn't wear a condom and those that did. The ones' whose boyfriends or husbands rode bareback had a far lower rate of depression. It was had to do with a lot things in sperm aside from the pheromones, etc. In any case, there's a huge difference between women absorbing the left over properties of semen through their vaginal walls than from their esophagus....

[envy_me]

This article sounds like bullshit. The study was indeed about the rates of depression in women that had partners that didn't wear a condom and those that did. The ones' whose boyfriends or husbands rode bareback had a far lower rate of depression. It was had to do with a lot things in sperm aside from the pheromones, etc. In any case, there's a huge difference between women absorbing the left over properties of semen through their vaginal walls than from their esophagus....

I totally agree!!! I mean "semen may be a cure for sore throats...", you know how much a throat hurts after giving oralsex. Not because of the semen, it's because of a huge thing you have pounding against your tonsils.

[sadaist]

it's because of a huge thing you have pounding against your tonsils.

Hitting your tonsils?

You should pm me.

;)

[Nickdfresh]

I totally agree!!! I mean "semen may be a cure for sore throats...", you know how much a throat hurts after giving oralsex. Not because of the semen, it's because of a huge thing you have pounding against your tonsils.

I wouldn't know actually. But I've had a very sore tongue and fingers before...

[SparkieD]

I totally agree!!! I mean "semen may be a cure for sore throats...", you know how much a throat hurts after giving oralsex. Not because of the semen, it's because of a huge thing you have pounding against your tonsils.

The trick is to relax those throat muscles enough so it goes right past those tonsils ;)

[Angel]

The trick is to relax those throat muscles enough so it goes right past those tonsils ;)

Please explain how it is we are capable of having a cock halfway down our throat, but gag when brushing our teeth...

[SparkieD]

Please explain how it is we are capable of having a cock halfway down our throat, but gag when brushing our teeth...

Good question, but I don't gag when I brush my teeth ;)

[vandeleur]

isnt this all down to the size of the tooth bush in question :biggrin:

[SparkieD]

In any case, there's a huge difference between women absorbing the left over properties of semen through their vaginal walls than from their esophagus....


If she's taking on jizz up there, she's probably taking some on down south as well.