Royal Feline Swimming Academy

[Hardrock69]

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[sadaist]

I like when a pussy has been in the swimming pool. It disinfects any germs, cleans up everything and gives it a slight smell of chlorine....which is pretty good considering some alternatives. (Jacuzzi works as well)


I put our cat on a boogie board to see if it would surf across the pool when I was a kid. Nope. Fucker jumped right off & swam to the edge. Silly cause it woulda stayed dry had it rode across.

[Nitro Express]

The thing about swimming pools is you invite all your friends over and they sit in the pool for hours while drinking lot's of beer and nobody ever gets out and goes to the restroom. You know they all are pissing in your pool.

[sadaist]

Signs I have seen



"Welcome to our OOL" (notice there's no P in it. Lets keep it that way)


"We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool"

[Hardrock69]

Posted the link on a friend's FB page after she posted a photo of her cat looking at the pool from a high vantage point.

She said "THAT IS SO NOT FUNNY!".

Fuck....it is to ME!

Some people.

She said something like "If you showed video of that happening to dogs these days, people would get all bent out of shape!"

I replied: "The only people who would get bent out of shape would be morons in PETA, who KILL 95% OF ALL ANIMALS THEY TAKE IN. So when they get bent out of shape with their hypocrisy, I don't really give a fuck."

I was nice and I deleted the link from her wall. She is a friend after all. But that video was not like it was video of kats drowning. Christ, if I saw a kat in a pool and it was not able to swim, I sure as fuck would jump in ans save the poor thing.

Some people have no sense of humor.

[katina]

The building next to mine have a large swimming pool.
The stray cat population used to play at the gardens and drink water from the pool at night.
Every time I watch them, I begin to think how fast could I run through both gardens, jump the fence and jump again into the pool to save the cat.
And I have to remember that after summertime, the pool is often half filled........

[sadaist]

Posted the link on a friend's FB page after she posted a photo of her cat looking at the pool from a high vantage point.

She said "THAT IS SO NOT FUNNY!".

Fuck....it is to ME!

Some people.

She said something like "If you showed video of that happening to dogs these days, people would get all bent out of shape!"

I replied: "The only people who would get bent out of shape would be morons in PETA, who KILL 95% OF ALL ANIMALS THEY TAKE IN. So when they get bent out of shape with their hypocrisy, I don't really give a fuck."

I was nice and I deleted the link from her wall. She is a friend after all. But that video was not like it was video of kats drowning. Christ, if I saw a kat in a pool and it was not able to swim, I sure as fuck would jump in ans save the poor thing.

Some people have no sense of humor.


I get where she is coming from. It was mean. No way you could get away with making that video today. Maybe if he didn't throw them in with such force it wouldn't have been nearly as rough. Cats do look funny when they try to swim. Poor things. They HATE being wet though :(


http://i.qkme.me/355tbk.jpg

[sadaist]

awwww


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0OhqT9vDKBM/TJLZE2JzQrI/AAAAAAAABTM/m3eKPDixeRk/s1600/440859-494_sad_kitty_super.jpg

[sadaist]

okay...I gotta leave this thread. Starting to have too much fun.

http://d.awesomemyspacecomments.com/5/4f0238bd190eb.jpg

[sadaist]

Aww to hell with it. Too much good stuff.

http://fallforward.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/wet-cat.jpg
http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/35/lolcatsdotcom0txbpm68thvkphae.jpg
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/wet_e53639_358217.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-pictures-wet-cat-is-confused.jpg

[sadaist]

looks like.....

"Hey little thing lemme light your candle...cause mama I'm too hot to handle"

http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/securedownload-2.jpg


Last one. Promise!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-wet-kitty-is-no-longer-nice1.jpg?w=450

[sadaist]

Sorry HR. Didn't mean to commit thread homicide. I got to posting kitty pictures and went a little crazy.


*That one cat DOES look like the singer from the Black Crows though. :)