Catfish has his own national day? WTF??

[Angel]

"@Disalmanac: Today is National Catfish Day. This horrific beast is half cat, half fish, and all evil."

[jhale667]

Wait, I thought it was half catfish, half douche, all racist...? :confused:

[ELVIS]

Wow, lets post a twitter response and start a boring ass thread...

[jhale667]

Liven it up...post an MP3 of your playing so we can all laugh... :hee:

[Dave's Bitch]

Do you play guitar Elvis?

[ELVIS]

Yes...

[Dave's Bitch]

So do I :).Are you good?

[SunisinuS]

So do I :).Are you good?

*tumbleweed rolls by....

[Diamondjimi]

Do you play guitar Elvis?


Yes...

Why not post something then.. ?
In all honesty Greg, I can say that when it comes to music and guitar playing, I would listen with an open mind.
It's not a contest anyway. So no big deal...

Stop being a pussy and throw something up..

[Jesus Christ]

Verily.... let's jam, Gregory. The Messiah is ready.......

http://www.rocknshirt.com/media/blog/jesus-loves.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Jesus is calling you Greg. Be a good soldier of Jesus and answer his call....

[Angel]

Damn, this lame thread I started is getting good, lmao!!!

[jhale667]

:lmao:

[ELVIS]

Only because I'm in it...

[chefcraig]

Verily....
http://www.rocknshirt.com/media/blog/jesus-loves.jpg

Crap. As evidenced by the no-name headstock, it would appear that the Lord plays a Japanese knock-off of a Les Paul and buys his t-shirts at Target. No wonder I have little, if any faith in religion.
:doh:

[Jesus Christ]

Of course, I release My best work through Phil Keaggy. A fact which he hath openly acknowledged......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQpzluB0pY

[ELVIS]

Crap. As evidenced by the no-name headstock, it would appear that the Lord plays a Japanese knock-off of a Les Paul and buys his t-shirts at Target. No wonder I have little, if any faith in religion.
:doh:

Thats the fake blonde Catholic jesus...

The real Jesus plays a vintage Stratocaster and wears no shirt...


:elvis:

[Jesus Christ]

Crap. As evidenced by the no-name headstock, it would appear that the Lord plays a Japanese knock-off of a Les Paul and buys his t-shirts at Target. No wonder I have little, if any faith in religion.
:doh:

Actually, My Les Paul was made by Les Paul. And there are no Targets in Heaven. Not sure if there ever will be, but it's slightly more likely than WalMart. :jesuslol:

[ELVIS]

Fake jesus...

[Jesus Christ]

Thats the fake blonde Catholic jesus...

The real Jesus plays a vintage Stratocaster and wears no shirt...


:elvis:

Leo Fender did make a Stratocaster for Me, but before I had that one, I had to borrow Stevie Ray's........

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1341/534928142_4493e68f36.jpg

[vandeleur]

:)...

[chefcraig]

Thats the fake blonde Catholic jesus...

The real Jesus plays a vintage Stratocaster and wears no shirt...


:elvis:

A-ha! As I've long suspected, the real Jesus turns out to be Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad! :amen::rockit2:


http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w160/myrtramp/hero/grand.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Leo Fender did make a Stratocaster for Me, but before I had that one, I had to borrow Stevie Ray's........

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1341/534928142_4493e68f36.jpg

:lmao:

[Angel]

I think I just had a run-in with Elvis' girlfriend on twitter:https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2210604678/adultbaby_normal.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Maybe Gregvis can't record because his most critical pedal broke down on him..... http://www.deanguitars.com/userpics/lib4/TalentBooster.jpg

[Jesus Christ]

A-ha! As I've long suspected, the real Jesus turns out to be Mark Farner from Grand Funk Railroad! :amen::rockit2:


http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w160/myrtramp/hero/grand.jpg

Just don't ask Me to play "Loco Motion" :jesuslol:

[chefcraig]

Maybe Gregvis can't record because his most critical pedal broke down on him...

Oddly enough, if you insert your cables into the unit backwards, you end up looking and sounding exactly like Ted Nugent. Trust me, I owned one during the eighties and inexplicably ended up voting for Ronald Reagan. Twice.

[ZahZoo]

No matter how you dress em up or out... dog-assed ugly...

http://www.thejump.net/id/more-fish/wels-catfish.jpg

[chefcraig]

No matter how you dress em up or out... dog-assed ugly...

True enough, but leave it to SOUTH FLORIDA to become the home of the Walking Catfish. No, I'm not kidding: LINK (http://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/profiles/fish/freshwater/nonnatives/walking-catfish/)

http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/surprise/dead-025.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-surprise-smileys.html)

http://img1.imagehousing.com/36/ae3f740fb504965582c109766e252f0a.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1036217)

[Jesus Christ]

Well, I guess if I can walk on water, then it's OK if a fish walks on land once in a while :jesuslol: