Layoffs

[Bob_R]

I put this on my personal Facebook page. This place most certainly will have their opinions on this


Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. So to compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have
decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

[ThatArtGuy]

Joke aside, that's a lousy businessman who makes decisions before all the information comes in.

[SunisinuS]

Dear Republicans:

Since your whole mantra is selfishness and manly survival of the fittest, this thanksgiving I will just take the food off your plate and fuck your wife while I crush your head. And since the majority of you are fat fucks and pussies like Rush and Ted "brownnugget" not a fucking damn thing you can do about it.

Your Values in Action!

Sincerly,

Everybody Else that is not a Republican Idiot.

:doh:

[Satan]

Joke aside, that's a lousy businessman who makes decisions before all the information comes in.

Thing is though, Republicans seem to like lousy businessmen.

Chimp and Cheney each had a list of failed businesses as long as my tail. Then they teamed up to fail the entire country.

Now they want to put Willard Mittens Romney in place. Mitt claims to be a "success" but his methods of success are dependent on the suffering of those who lost their jobs when he bought their company and outsourced it to China.

You can't be part of the solution if you're part of the problem, and Repukes who "want to run the country like they run their business" are the ones who created the problem.

Of course it's also hard to be a part of the solution if you fail to acknowledge the source of the problem, and how the greatest President of the last century solved a similar situation. Which, sadly describes where Mr Obama is, at the moment. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

[MUSICMANN]

Dear Republicans:

Since your whole mantra is selfishness and manly survival of the fittest, this thanksgiving I will just take the food off your plate and fuck your wife while I crush your head. And since the majority of you are fat fucks and pussies like Rush and Ted "brownnugget" not a fucking damn thing you can do about it.

Your Values in Action!

Sincerly,

Everybody Else that is not a Republican Idiot.

:doh:



Dear Far Left Liberal Bleeding Hearts:

Since your mantra is all about give away entitlement programs, Huge socialist government and wanting everything given to you off the sweat of people who actually stick their necks out and open business's and actually want to work, I think i'll just flag the next ship out to France so you fucksticks can go there.

Your values in Action!

Sincerely,

Everybody that actually wants this country to be the United States Of America and not anything else.

[SunisinuS]

Dear Far Left Liberal Bleeding Hearts:

Since your mantra is all about give away entitlement programs, Huge socialist government and wanting everything given to you off the sweat of people who actually stick their necks out and open business's and actually want to work, I think i'll just flag the next ship out to France so you fucksticks can go there.

Your values in Action!

Sincerely,

Everybody that actually wants this country to be the United States Of America and not anything else.

Not a single repuke has the balls to face me....I am your worst nightmare...a kind person that wants to see people succeed....while you fucksticks just WHINE and WHINE and WHINE....it is somebody elses fault.

Get Fucked Pussies. My Dad taught me not to whine. More Andy Griffith and less Barney ok Repukes? Wrong side of History and all that. While you hate...we will just pick up after your worthless bones and go on. BTW...is there a way we can have a class action lawsuit against you Climate Change Deniers so we can take any property your kids "inherit"?

Most Everybody on this board works or is trying to: So when you repukes WHINE about how much "sweat" of yours goes to other people...we recognize it for what it is: A baby, crying about how "unfair" life is.

My taxes pay for all sorts of things....glad they do....you fucking whine if you have to help an old lady accross the street. It is inherent in your Whining philosophy, everything is SOOOO hard for you, and every brown, poor, sick person has it SOOOO easy. Get over your fuckin self...if you were in my lifeboat I would throw your whiney ass into the drink and give your oar to someone that actually wants to work.

Get Bent.

Your "Donut Lama" Rush: When was the last time he ever spoke One Word about helping others? Does he discuss cures for cancer? Anything helpful he contributes to the greater good of Man/Womankind?

Nah....just one full hour of crying like a baby.....while the rest of us work.

[ELVIS]

But Sinus, just because you get up early, work your ass off, make money, invest money, create jobs, take risks etc. does not mean you deserve more than the "less fortunate."


:biggrin:

[SunisinuS]

Elbow, those are all part and parcel of living as a Man. We work, we give the results of that to other people. You seem to think you can take it with you. What is your goal? A solid gold house with your solid gold rocket car?

You live in a fantasy world.

All the work and fruits of my labor go to other people....and I am glad to do it. Whether it be to the women in my life or those around me or to someone that I do not even know that needs some help. THAT IS LIFE. Lol are you imagining a blue ribbon lined casket where they piled all the money you hoarded in with you and posters of you coming in 2nd at that swim meet?

Lol Gl with that.


But it's ok...not registered with any party....and you tow your party line....I just do and say what I want.

Kindness rules over Rush.

But whine some more ok?

:boink:

I'm out.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Elbow, those are all part and parcel of living as a Man. We work, we give the results of that to other people. You seem to think you can take it with you. What is your goal? A solid gold house with your solid gold rocket car?

You live in a fantasy world.

All the work and fruits of my labor go to other people....and I am glad to do it. Whether it be to the women in my life or those around me or to someone that I do not even know that needs some help. THAT IS LIFE. Lol are you imagining a blue ribbon lined casket where they piled all the money you hoarded in with you and posters of you coming in 2nd at that swim meet?

Lol Gl with that.


But it's ok...not registered with any party....and you toe your party line....I just do and say what I want.

Kindness rules over Rush.

But whine some more ok?

:boink:

betcha nitro has one of each, or at least did at one time ;)

[ELVIS]

You seem to think you can take it with you.
:boink:

I'm out.

I was being sarcastic, dumbass...

[SunisinuS]

I was being sarcastic, dumbass...

Keep talking and it is easy to see...

[ELVIS]

That you're a dumbass ??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh, LAYOFFS... nevermind

[Whorehey]

Is it just the cynic in me, or has every
election in recent memory been
voting for the lesser
of two evils?

[ELVIS]

I dunno, I voted for Ron Paul...

[Satan]

Is it just the cynic in me, or has every
election in recent memory been
voting for the lesser
of two evils?

Exactly. And why should you settle for the lesser evil?

http://media.ksee24.com/images/vote+satan.jpg

[SunisinuS]

Exactly. And why should you settle for the lesser evil?

http://media.ksee24.com/images/vote+satan.jpg

Runnin with the Devil!

[Dr. Love]

I don't believe either party deserves to be in the white house. Or Congress, for that matter. Fuck 'em both.

[ELVIS]

Exactly!


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