Horror Movies

[Dave's Bitch]

Ok so a guilty little pleasure of mine has always been a good horror movie.Now i am talking blood and gore,slutty scream queen off the wall stuff here,love it:).From the weird loner who has a thing for Killing to the Dumb girl who barely manages to escape,I find them exiting.I know i can't be the only one here who loves that stuff :)

Anyone else share this guilty pleasure?

[fourthcoming]

House of 1,000 Corpses = Classic Horror flick

[Dave's Bitch]

You know what,When i first saw that i though ugh shit.I watched it the other week and laughed my ass off :).The best one i watched recently was this controversial little number

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Human-Centiped-poster.jpg/215px-Human-Centiped-poster.jpg

[ashstralia]

for sheer terror, the first alien film. notwithstanding the recent hype about that other film.

the hammer films from the 70's.

the shining. to a lesser extent the shinning. all work and no play makes homer something something.

the sentinel http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076683/

freaked me out as a kid. love it, DB!!!

[Dave's Bitch]

I liked the sentinel.The bit at the end where the couple are asking about the neighbors,ooo creepy.Didn't they use people with actual disfigurements for the demons in the end?

[ashstralia]

that freaky scene when the door closes...

4000!!!:flame::high5::yo::boom::cheer::rockon::ban anasex::beers8::hula::rockit2:

[envy_me]

I am terrified of watching horror movies. I wanted to see The Excorsist, and it took me a couple of years to do it. It wasn't that scary at all. I watched it in the middle of the day. I could never watch a horror movie when it's dark outside. Maybe if I would to watch horrors with someone it wouldn't be that bad, but all my friends are just as scared as I am. Aren't we a bunch of brave m-fuckers :D
The scariest thing I have EVER seen was some sort of documentary, about a girl in like 1800 or so, who was possessed by devil. It was so uncomfortable to watch, I couldn't sleep afterwards.
I basiclly only watch comedies, everything else effects me too much.

[envy_me]

that freaky scene when the door closes...

4000!!!:flame::high5::yo::boom::cheer::rockon::ban anasex::beers8::hula::rockit2:


:cheer::mad0233::appl::smiley-sniffer::happy64::jumping0041::bananna::bellydance ::cheer:

[Dave's Bitch]

I am terrified of watching horror movies. I wanted to see The Excorsist, and it took me a couple of years to do it. It wasn't that scary at all. I watched it in the middle of the day. I could never watch a horror movie when it's dark outside. Maybe if I would to watch horrors with someone it wouldn't be that bad, but all my friends are just as scared as I am. Aren't we a bunch of brave m-fuckers :D
The scariest thing I have EVER seen was some sort of documentary, about a girl in like 1800 or so, who was possessed by devil. It was so uncomfortable to watch, I couldn't sleep afterwards.
I basiclly only watch comedies, everything else effects me too much.

I am the opposite in that i put the kid to bed,shut the blinds,kick back and enjoy.I think i am one of those fear junkies :).A word of advice envy_me,Avoid The Human Centipede at all costs ;)

[ashstralia]

I basiclly only watch comedies, everything else effects me too much.

aww, petal here's a flower:daisy:

i've cleaned up after train suicides. ;)

[envy_me]

I am the opposite in that i put the kid to bed,shut the blinds,kick back and enjoy.I think i am one of those fear junkies :).A word of advice envy_me,Avoid The Human Centipede at all costs ;)

Just reading about it made me sick...

[ashstralia]

aspirin will fix that. oh, wait..

[envy_me]

aww, petal here's a flower:daisy:

i've cleaned up after train suicides. ;)

The strange thing is I don't think I'd had a problem with human bodyparts. Bodyparts are just dead things. It's the emotional part of it that is scary. It's stories about mental institutions in the old day, or the excorsism that are worst by far. Even Bridges in Madison County left me broken just cause they had to seperate in the end...
The human centipade would destroy me.
I saw a very creepy film once, I think it was called The Human Nature or something like that. It's not a horror movie at all, but to me it was. It was very disturbing.

EDIT: Yeah, now I see The Human Nature is supposed to be a "comedy"...

[envy_me]

aspirin will fix that. oh, wait..

You misspelled Naproxen ;-)

[fourthcoming]

You know what,When i first saw that i though ugh shit.I watched it the other week and laughed my ass off :).The best one i watched recently was this controversial little number

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Human-Centiped-poster.jpg/215px-Human-Centiped-poster.jpg

Wow....I heard about this flick....that's enough for me....I will be skipping this one!!!!!!!!

[Dave's Bitch]

The strange thing is I don't think I'd had a problem with human bodyparts. Bodyparts are just dead things. It's the emotional part of it that is scary. It's stories about mental institutions in the old day, or the excorsism that are worst by far. Even Bridges in Madison County left me broken just cause they had to seperate in the end...
The human centipade would destroy me.
I saw a very creepy film once, I think it was called The Human Nature or something like that. It's not a horror movie at all, but to me it was. It was very disturbing.

EDIT: Yeah, now I see The Human Nature is supposed to be a "comedy"...

To be fair the first Centipede is not that bad in that you hardly see any blood.It does not take itself too seriously and has a whole bunch of horror cliche's.Two stupid young girls,Broken down car in the middle of nowhere,Secluded house and even a mad german doctor:)

It is the second one you want to watch out for ;)

[ashstralia]

any excuse ay?:)
tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWAsS2xP7E

[Seshmeister]

I am terrified of watching horror movies. I wanted to see The Excorsist, and it took me a couple of years to do it. It wasn't that scary at all.

I'm the same, I didn't get around to watching it until just a few years ago and wasn't in any way scared by it.

To be fair it's 40 years old now but I think if you don't believe in all the religious mumbo jumbo you are far less likely to be frightened the movie, after all a lot of religious tradition grew up as an attempt to frighten people.

[ashstralia]

the backwards stairwalk was cool, though.

they should have put that bit in the bible.

[Dave's Bitch]

I think the one's with people instead of demons or monsters or whatever are a lot more scary.Don't get me wrong like i said before i liked the sentinel and the exorcist but again stuff like the Centipede is just way more creepy because it could actually happen

[Dave's Bitch]

Wow....I heard about this flick....that's enough for me....I will be skipping this one!!!!!!!!

You definitely want to avoid this one
http://www.horror-movies.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Human-Centipede-UK-DVD.jpg
I ordered some take out and sat down to watch this and let's just say the food was a waste of money

They are making a third one too:)

[Seshmeister]

I heard the 2nd one was just fucking ridiculous, I won't be watching it.

If I wanted to watch disgusting shit that made me sick Piers Morgan is on TV regularly enough...

[Dave's Bitch]

Yeh to be honest the second one is nastiness for the sake of it "Let's see how many discusting things we can cram into 90 minuets" .It also try's to claim some artistic merit because it is shot in black and white :).My understanding is there was also a few scene's that had to be cut because they were too much.I have seen worse though

I still enjoyed the first one

[fourthcoming]

2 girls one cup was a horrifying feature......vignette....whatever you wanna call it....it was pure horror!!!

[envy_me]

I heard the 2nd one was just fucking ridiculous, I won't be watching it.

If I wanted to watch disgusting shit that made me sick Piers Morgan is on TV regularly enough...

Exactly. And if you really wanna scare, The Kardashians are on every day. The Kardashian Centipede is actually something that I would enjoy watching.

[Seshmeister]

Yeah finally a good use for their big asses...

[fourthcoming]

Release The whole Kardashian family into the woods so they could be hunted......now that would be amazing television.

[fourthcoming]

I think the one's with people instead of demons or monsters or whatever are a lot more scary.Don't get me wrong like i said before i liked the sentinel and the exorcist but again stuff like the Centipede is just way more creepy because it could actually happen

I agree by the way. Demons and Freddy and Jason and Michael Myers.....they all they have their place in horror movies....but the "real" people scenarios are definitely the most creepy. Even a movie like The Strangers....which really wasn't anything great, was creepy because of the premise.

[envy_me]

Yeah finally a good use for their big asses...

I hope that Bruce Jenner is first and that Kim is the last one. And that their gross mother is just before Kim.

[ashstralia]

yep. we're all made of meat.

[vandeleur]

love horror films i try to catch as many as i can .. tho not to sure centipede was one mind ..

[vandeleur]

Did any one see cabin in the woods ? it was really really good , much cleverer than i thought it was gonna be

[Dave's Bitch]

Fancy watching a horror flick tonight.Any good suggestions?

[DLR Bridge]

Fancy watching a horror flick tonight.Any good suggestions?

Has the Katy Perry movie hit your area yet? That looks pretty horrific.

[gbranton]

You know what,When i first saw that i though ugh shit.I watched it the other week and laughed my ass off :).The best one i watched recently was this controversial little number

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/Human-Centiped-poster.jpg/215px-Human-Centiped-poster.jpg

Not as funny as this was though:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdR7hCjQNwA

[Dave's Bitch]

Has the Katy Perry movie hit your area yet? That looks pretty horrific.

Caught the ad the other day.Have you lucky guys and gals back in the states had the chance to see it already?

[gbranton]

Did any one see cabin in the woods ? it was really really good , much cleverer than i thought it was gonna be

Waiting on Netflix to release this one. I have heard a lot of good things about it. I used to be a huge horror movie fan but the genre seemed to devolve into torture porn with all the Saw and Hostel movies and whatnot. I am hoping that fad has run it's course.

[DLR Bridge]

Caught the ad the other day.Have you lucky guys and gals back in the states had the chance to see it already?

I have no idea if it's actually out yet. This talentless turd's star can't fall fast enough for me.

Sorry, back to topic. Nothing quite gets me like The Shining.

[jhale667]

I have no idea if it's actually out yet. This talentless turd's star can't fall fast enough for me.



I'm anxiously awaiting her downward spiral Playboy shoot... :biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

I'm anxiously awaiting her downward spiral Playboy shoot... :biggrin:

I'm hoping for Hustler...something we can put in the Nancy Grace thread :)

[gbranton]

Fancy watching a horror flick tonight.Any good suggestions?

If you haven't seen Zombieland, do not pass go, do not collect $200 until you see it. Ine of the best horror movies of recent years that I have seen with PLENTY of laughs, extremely quotable, an excellent cast and a cameo for the ages.

Here's one most folks haven't seen that is quite clever, but not overly serious:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/behind_the_mask_the_rise_of_leslie_vernon/

Leslie lives in an alternate reality where Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Myers all actually existed and he is trying to upstage them all to become the world's greatest serial killer.

If you haven't seen the 2010 remake of Romero's The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant, that one is pretty good as well.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1205380-crazies/

[vandeleur]

Fancy watching a horror flick tonight.Any good suggestions?

how u gonna watch it ? dvd rental , streaming or ppv ?

[FORD]

Release The whole Kardashian family into the woods so they could be hunted......now that would be amazing television.

Yeah... call up Ted Nugent and Dick Cheney and let them do something that actually benefits humanity, for once in their lives. :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

If you haven't seen Zombieland, do not pass go, do not collect $200 until you see it. Ine of the best horror movies of recent years that I have seen with PLENTY of laughs, extremely quotable, an excellent cast and a cameo for the ages.

Here's one most folks haven't seen that is quite clever, but not overly serious:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/behind_the_mask_the_rise_of_leslie_vernon/

Leslie lives in an alternate reality where Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Myers all actually existed and he is trying to upstage them all to become the world's greatest serial killer.

If you haven't seen the 2010 remake of Romero's The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant, that one is pretty good as well.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1205380-crazies/




zombieland is awesome ....woody harrelson is class in it steals the show ...Music seemed familiar :D

[ThrillsNSpills]

Fancy watching a horror flick tonight.Any good suggestions?

Faces of Death

I Spit on your Grave

Long Road to Cabo

[vandeleur]

also enjoyed crazies but am a romero nut ... except for the last couple of turkeys

[DONNIEP]

Faces of Death

They still making those? Man, I haven't seen one of those since like '90 or something...

[vandeleur]

Waiting on Netflix to release this one. I have heard a lot of good things about it. I used to be a huge horror movie fan but the genre seemed to devolve into torture porn with all the Saw and Hostel movies and whatnot. I am hoping that fad has run it's course.


yeah not a big fan of the hostel/saw thing ...defo check out cabin in the woods really clever , joss whedon who did the avangers did it ... even the trailer is a bit of a macguffin ..

[FORD]

If you haven't seen Zombieland, do not pass go, do not collect $200 until you see it. Ine of the best horror movies of recent years that I have seen with PLENTY of laughs, extremely quotable, an excellent cast and a cameo for the ages.

Here's one most folks haven't seen that is quite clever, but not overly serious:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/behind_the_mask_the_rise_of_leslie_vernon/

Leslie lives in an alternate reality where Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Myers all actually existed and he is trying to upstage them all to become the world's greatest serial killer.

If you haven't seen the 2010 remake of Romero's The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant, that one is pretty good as well.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1205380-crazies/

If you're a guy named Leslie, you kinda have limited options....

Since people are going to laugh at you anyway, you could be a comedian (Leslie Nielsen). Or come up with a nickname and become a corporate media propagandist (Leslie "Wolf" Blitzer)

If all else fails, I guess you just have to channel all that anger from getting your ass kicked every day in school (because you had a girl's name) and become a serial killer.

Never heard of this movie, but it sounds like it might be good for some drunken entertainment. :gulp:

[Dave's Bitch]

how u gonna watch it ? dvd rental , streaming or ppv ?

Via the magic of the internet :)

[jhale667]

I Spit on your Grave



The only instance in recorded history where the lead actress' muff is so large even I was like "Holy sh*t trim the hedge, STAT!!!" :lmao:

[DONNIEP]

Event Horizon was pretty good. Definitely not a slasher flick but creepy and somewhat bloody.

[vandeleur]

Via the magic of the internet :)

woman in black was quite cool in an old fashioned horror sort of way....kinda hammer horror

[Dave's Bitch]

Faces of Death

I Spit on your Grave

Long Road to Cabo

Now there are some cold suggestions.May as well stick on cannibal holocaust and be done :)

[vandeleur]

also enjoyed the remake of the thing ... loved the old one and wanted to hate the remake but couldnt it was canny

[vandeleur]

i get mixed up between IT and the long road to cabo ... they both have a scarey clown who fucks it up for everyone else :biggrin:

[Dave's Bitch]

0Never seen long road to cabo.I might go with that ;)

[ThrillsNSpills]

Now there are some cold suggestions.May as well stick on cannibal holocaust and be done :)

too late.


hey at least I didn't post the vid to long road to cabo. lol

[vandeleur]

:stop: nnnnooooooooooooooo

[gbranton]

The absolute scariest film I EVER saw was Live Without A Net......

A glimpse into an horrific alternate version of the future, which at the time it came out I could never have imagined.

[ThrillsNSpills]

The only instance in recorded history where the lead actress' muff is so large even I was like "Holy sh*t trim the hedge, STAT!!!" :lmao:

indeed. A scissor breaking jungle.

[jhale667]

indeed. A scissor breaking jungle.

It definitely should've gotten its own acting credit in the movie... talk about scene-stealing...

[envy_me]

Daves bitch, which one did you end up watching?

[Dave's Bitch]

I ended up going for Woman in Black.It was pretty good.I liked how restrained it was compared to the whole torture porn feel of most modern films. Definitely spookier than explicit.Daniel Radcliffe was good.Any movie where kid's are in danger i find creepy

[ODShowtime]

also enjoyed the remake of the thing ... loved the old one and wanted to hate the remake but couldnt it was canny

The new The Thing is awesome! Not quite the tight suspenseful thriller of 1982. Way more action-packed. The creature's limited experience with humans and the circumstances dictated a lot more action. Just seeing glimpses of what the Thing looked like when it was discovered was spine-tingling. The movie was really scary and fun.

[jhale667]

The new The Thing is awesome! Not quite the tight suspenseful thriller of 1982. Way more action-packed. The creature's limited experience with humans and the circumstances dictated a lot more action. Just seeing glimpses of what the Thing looked like when it was discovered was spine-tingling. The movie was really scary and fun.


I thought that was a pretty good prequel...love that they kept the tendrils, too...

[High Life Man]

Dead Snow

Lots of fun, tons of nods to other great horror films. Saw it in a packed theater before a zombie talk by Max Brooks (son of Mel and author of 'World War Z'). Everyone was screaming and laughing at all the right moments.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap4TiNIKQJ8

[Seshmeister]

Apparently this 1974 movie sucks but nice poster....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162503/

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/544474_328185867265006_223092059_n.jpg

[moose]

Horror flicks...so you want gore?? you watch any movie from the great Lucio Fulci...Zombie, Zombie 2 etc
You want cannabailism you watch..Cannibal Holocoust, Cannibal Ferox.....
You want fucked up shit you must watch "The Devils Rock", Tattoo(German),or anything from Jean Rollin
The first 2 "Rec" flicks from Spain are a must...
Most American horror movies SUCK!!!
There are a few goodies but the rest...
Stick to Eurohorror......

[moose]

Dead Snow

Lots of fun, tons of nods to other great horror films. Saw it in a packed theater before a zombie talk by Max Brooks (son of Mel and author of 'World War Z'). Everyone was screaming and laughing at all the right moments.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap4TiNIKQJ8

Not a bad flick

[vandeleur]

Horror flicks...so you want gore?? you watch any movie from the great Lucio Fulci...Zombie, Zombie 2 etc
You want cannabailism you watch..Cannibal Holocoust, Cannibal Ferox.....
You want fucked up shit you must watch "The Devils Rock", Tattoo(German),or anything from Jean Rollin
The first 2 "Rec" flicks from Spain are a must...
Most American horror movies SUCK!!!
There are a few goodies but the rest...
Stick to Eurohorror......

Still got a copy of the beyond by fulci .. Class

[Cato]

I cunt believe no one mentions Rosemary's Baby.
there's no bleeding, no chainsaw, no scissors, no human experimentation in there.
but it's scary absolutely...

[vandeleur]

Man I still think one of the scariest films I watched at the pictures was the fog ...

[motherchicken]

Anybody that hasn't seen "Blood Feast" needs to. A must see for horror fans.

[Fairwrning]

Man I still think one of the scariest films I watched at the pictures was the fog ...

John Carpenter was great..scared you shitless without the blood and gore..Halloween is still my all-time fave horror flick..and not gory whatsoever..I slept in my moms room for 3 nights after seeing it..

[atomicpnk47]

Live Without A Net was pretty scary :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Halloween isnt in anybodys top ten fuck that was scarey list they know jack shit . A man who makes Halloween ,the thing , the fog , assault on precinct 13 and escape from new York knows his shit in my book :)

[moose]

Still got a copy of the beyond by fulci .. Class

UK produce some class horror movies...
Hammer, Amicus
Like I said euro horror is the best

[gbranton]

Halloween isnt in anybodys top ten fuck that was scarey list they know jack shit . A man who makes Halloween ,the thing , the fog , assault on precinct 13 and escape from new York knows his shit in my book :)

DO NOT forget about They Live!

[moose]

Anybody that hasn't seen "Blood Feast" needs to. A must see for horror fans.

Herschel Gordon Lewis
Lol

[baru911]

The french film lls (English translation- Them). Way better than the movie The Strangers which was a remake of the lls. I never noticed it was in french and had to read the subtitles.

[Satan]

I cunt believe no one mentions Rosemary's Baby.
there's no bleeding, no chainsaw, no scissors, no human experimentation in there.
but it's scary absolutely...

Down here in Hell, we consider that a comedy. Same with The Exorcist.

[atomicpnk47]

The Entity....

[Terry]

Am a bit partial to horror/exploitation movies ranging from, say, 1970 to 1990.

Am searching for a print of Ms. 45 at the moment. A lovely little flick from 1980 about a woman who is raped, then dresses up in a nun's habit and exacts her revenge with a .45 (hence the title).

[Dave's Bitch]

That sound's like the plot of I spit on your grave.Wonder what was around first.

tonight is movie night and I am thinking Texas chainsaw massacre

[ashstralia]

hey what about 'drag me to hell'?

i thought that fillum was an brilliant homage to the genre. :smiles:

[Dave's Bitch]

I have never seen it.Is it good?

[ashstralia]

you have my six word review!