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ELVIS
07-15-2012, 06:22 PM
Discuss...


Sent from my iPhone, bitches!

chefcraig
07-15-2012, 06:36 PM
TIE: Susan Sarandon in The Witches Of Eastwick and the evil Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.


http://img1.imagehousing.com/48/7e89e9c9d5fd1895eb23e8cf81cdfadf.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1046078)

http://img1.imagehousing.com/8/b94484c262dc5af30e92c592a0c3045d.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1046082)

binnie
07-15-2012, 07:02 PM
Did I miss a meeting?

clarathecarrot
07-15-2012, 08:30 PM
I met a woman once ( why do my stories start like that,jeez) seduced her at a club, or the other way around, she was a healthy lovely 52 years old I was 30 or so... the next morning I woke and went to work from her house called her got something going...perty sexy for about 4 months...

Now get this:... she was a practicing Witch, made really high end demonic jewelry, cast her own moulds and such, and sold it all over and at Renaissance festivals and such, she had a 1/2 breed Timber Wolf ( only way they can be held in captivity) in the back yard, a gigantic beast, couldn't play fetch, but the Wolf was fairly even tempered, as she would say, from this side of the fence, she wouldn't even apprroach it..lol.

She had a party and all the freaks from that walk of life came and when I saw dudes wearing Vampire capes like they were some kind of Vampire and it was real to them, I laughed so hard, started a bunch of shit, got in a fight,.... well, she couldn't have me dogging her customers and aquaintences, so i was out...too bad, woman fucked like like a 1/2 breed grizzly bear and that witch from the first Conan movie.

So that is my favorite witch,..... story, probably not my favorite Witch.

clarathecarrot
07-15-2012, 08:49 PM
Morgana is my favorite witch (English Liturature fame) ....... your powers are weak you used them up to stay looking so young.

I always like that line from Excalibur, (Movie). Merlin talking to Morgana.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/252778_440919445939188_83965560_n.jpg

Mmmm Helen...

envy_me
07-16-2012, 03:21 AM
I met a woman once ( why do my stories start like that,jeez) seduced her at a club, or the other way around, she was a healthy lovely 52 years old I was 30 or so... the next morning I woke and went to work from her house called her got something going...perty sexy for about 4 months...

Now get this:... she was a practicing Witch, made really high end demonic jewelry, cast her own moulds and such, and sold it all over and at Renaissance festivals and such, she had a 1/2 breed Timber Wolf ( only way they can be held in captivity) in the back yard, a gigantic beast, couldn't play fetch, but the Wolf was fairly even tempered, as she would say, from this side of the fence, she wouldn't even apprroach it..lol.

She had a party and all the freaks from that walk of life came and when I saw dudes wearing Vampire capes like they were some kind of Vampire and it was real to them, I laughed so hard, started a bunch of shit, got in a fight,.... well, she couldn't have me dogging her customers and aquaintences, so i was out...too bad, woman fucked like like a 1/2 breed grizzly bear and that witch from the first Conan movie.

So that is my favorite witch,..... story, probably not my favorite Witch.

But the question remains; Did she make you sammiches?

Nitro Express
07-16-2012, 03:26 AM
Samantha from Bewitched is my favorite witch.

SunisinuS
07-16-2012, 03:31 AM
Glenda or whatever was her name.

http://grimmerie.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/1939-glinda.jpg

vandeleur
07-16-2012, 07:24 AM
Samantha from Bewitched is my favorite witch.

When I was little she was totty

ashstralia
07-16-2012, 08:39 AM
ffiona from def fx. WHOOAHHH!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpeinp4tAM

ashstralia
07-16-2012, 08:54 AM
sexy as all get out.

clarathecarrot
07-16-2012, 10:24 AM
But the question remains; Did she make you sammiches?

No, but she did compliment me on my, table manners.

clarathecarrot
07-16-2012, 10:28 AM
sexy as all get out.


I had to google that stuff, Wow! nice but scary. I would have trouble keeping her finger nails rounded, afraid what might happen if her claws got sharp and pointy...ouch!

FuckFinger
07-16-2012, 10:30 AM
I dated a witch for a while. Spooky girl. She rooted like a rattlesnake on an ant nest....It didn't last much past that night she got into some self-lovin' though. One touch and the damn thing healed right up.

ELVIS
07-16-2012, 11:04 AM
FuckFinger ??

Maybe you and asshale can hook up...

binnie
07-16-2012, 11:24 AM
My favourite witch?

Sharon Osbourne.

FORD
07-16-2012, 11:54 AM
Christine O'Donnell


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iWRw3oZdg4

jhale667
07-16-2012, 12:00 PM
Christine O'Donnell



Before she porked out....

Light Em' Up!
07-16-2012, 12:11 PM
Does my namesake "Elvira" count? I hate Halloween because of this witch!!!

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh151/emberther/29719_1233443490898_7142497_n.jpg

clarathecarrot
07-16-2012, 02:41 PM
I have been sitting around and thinking how evil looking women have, spiked my interests, (lol) throught my life and the '"Witch" ( I always thought her more a witch than a vampire or something made of both).

I collected these mags mainly for the artistic treatment Joze Gonzalez gave the, fem of interest, Vampirella. I bet I still have 100 issues (most 1st run) in my storage, most of the posters and several special editions art books commisioned especially to feature one artist or the others artwork.

My cartoonists artists side (that is long dead),my cartoon dream date,Vampirilla, and some links.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Gonzalez_(artist)

http://groovyageofhorror.blogspot.com/2008/09/jose-gonzalezs-vampirella-pt-2.html

http://www.vampilore.co.uk/

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/139/jose_gonzalez1.gif


http://www.comicon.com/resources/pulse/images_07a/09ripjose1.jpg

Frazetta, painted a few covers, also... He is some no slouch, kinda famous artist type...lol.

http://www.americanartarchives.com/frazetta_vampirella69sep.jpg

Nickdfresh
07-16-2012, 06:17 PM
I always thought that Nancy Downs from The Craft was sufficiently dirty to be my little Wiccian....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzysj0cNpZ1rqpmhpo5_500.jpg

Little Texan
07-17-2012, 01:52 AM
http://i2.listal.com/image/346804/600full-sabrina,-the-teenage-witch-poster.jpg

Nitro Express
07-17-2012, 05:30 AM
When I was little she was totty
I never got how that big eared nerdy Daren landed that piece of ass.

Nitro Express
07-17-2012, 05:31 AM
http://i2.listal.com/image/346804/600full-sabrina,-the-teenage-witch-poster.jpg

woof! woof! She gives this dog a bone.

fryingdutchman
07-17-2012, 06:29 AM
No Agnes Moorehead fans up in heeeyahh?

She was one bitch of a witch!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NjFpppCHqBE/SRCMyOFanhI/AAAAAAAAAfc/3bhhagBfpFo/s400/ENDORA+WITCHES+TAKE+OVER.jpg

ZahZoo
07-17-2012, 12:10 PM
No Agnes Moorehead fan but back in the day Elizabeth Montgomery was hot...


http://img1.imagehousing.com/22/a3149ff4be3255026e3ea0f00427e836.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1046948)

Nickdfresh
07-17-2012, 05:29 PM

tojoro
07-17-2012, 10:45 PM
...The one and only, Margaret Hamilton. Her portrayal of the Wicked Witch of the West has scared scores of young children for decades! :killer:
Malificent from Disney's Sleeping Beauty is pretty creepy as well...long before the villians became sarcastic and funny. :sleepy:

~T.

gbranton
07-17-2012, 10:52 PM
Does Lily Munster count?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578789_395892643792341_602718542_n.jpg

MILF = Munster I'd Like to Fuck.

FORD
07-17-2012, 11:05 PM
My favourite witch?

Sharon Osbourne.


No... no..... It's WITCH, not BITCH :biggrin:

Nickdfresh
07-18-2012, 08:30 AM
Does Lily Munster count?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578789_395892643792341_602718542_n.jpg

MILF = Munster I'd Like to Fuck.

Is that a real pic or a chop? Holy shit!

She's a vampire, not a witch...

Nickdfresh
07-18-2012, 08:39 AM
The Lily Munster pic's are fakes, Yvonne De Carlo had bikini pic's that looked nothing like that:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7160544/Who-better-to-play-Lily-Munster-to-Jerry-OConnells-Herman-than-Portia-de-Rossi

chefcraig
07-18-2012, 09:28 AM
The Lily Munster pic's are fakes, Yvonne De Carlo had bikini pic's that looked nothing like that...

Unquestionably doable.

http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac93/jseffl/Just%20Fun%20Pictures/yvonne-de-carlolayback.jpg

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/myvintagevogue/movie%20stars/YvonneDeCarlo-5.jpg

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k163/misto1976/YD2.jpg

http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx85/96bearcat/Classic%20Celebrities/Yvonne-De-Carlo.jpg

Nickdfresh
07-18-2012, 12:25 PM
No doubt! But had to research whether that was real or not as that pic is just a tad TOO spankable...

I did learn that Yvonne wasn't the first Ms. Munster, and an "Adams' Family"/ Morticia knock-off (why the character was changed) called "Phoebe" was Herman's first wife in the pilot....

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/26716.gifhttp://www.the-reelgillman.com/munsters/images/happy_phoebe.jpg
http://www.the-reelgillman.com/munsters/images/phoebe2.jpg

Joan Marshall was also quite doable...

binnie
07-18-2012, 07:34 PM
I don't care what anyone says - the way that they shot girls back in the day was way, way hotter than the 'in your face' style adopted by most photographers now....

clarathecarrot
07-18-2012, 07:44 PM
I don't care what anyone says - the way that they shot girls back in the day was way, way hotter than the 'in your face' style adopted by most photographers now....

I agree, but also love the in my face interface the XXX style gives....

and ...guys like Lounge and Nick can see, what, "real girlie parts" look like , tapeing mirrors on thier shoes
and "shopping" at the local mall wasn't getting it done.

hambon4lif
07-18-2012, 07:47 PM
Nevertheless, give me Shannon Doherty, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, and a key to a room at the Red Roof, and I'll spend an entire fucking weekend being the meat in a nice messy Charmed sandwich.

Nickdfresh
07-18-2012, 08:31 PM
I agree, but also love the in my face interface the XXX style gives....

and ...guys like Lounge and Nick can see, what, "real girlie parts" look like , tapeing mirrors on thier shoes
and "shopping" at the local mall wasn't getting it done.

How do you check out guys penises?

hambon4lif
07-18-2012, 08:39 PM
How do you check out guys penises?The same way he checks the octane level in a gas can....with his nose.:thumb:

jhale667
07-18-2012, 09:09 PM
:lmao:

DONNIEP
07-18-2012, 09:28 PM
Favorite witch? Stevie Nicks. Well, the 70s and 80s version of Stevie Nicks.

http://i3.lulzimg.com/ab62b62a6f.pjpeg

clarathecarrot
07-18-2012, 09:37 PM
The same way he checks the octane level in a gas can....with his nose.:thumb:


Funny stuff!! .

....by the way; how's my sister doing.. say hi for me.. and you will need to come by my place, her Valtrex and Pen VK scripts came here by mistake.

clarathecarrot
07-18-2012, 09:40 PM
How do you check out guys penises?

same way everyone here does by clicking on Flapp's art work.It's bonerific!

hambon4lif
07-18-2012, 10:09 PM
Funny stuff!! .

....by the way; how's my sister doing.. say hi for me.. and you will need to come by my place, her Valtrex and Pen VK scripts came here by mistake.I've kinda gathered that much....that if anything belonging to a female comes to your place, it's totally by mistake.:thumb:

Nickdfresh
07-18-2012, 11:37 PM
I've kinda gathered that much....that if anything belonging to a female comes to your place, it's totally by mistake.:thumb:

But he'll make sure that precious puts her lotion on....

hambon4lif
07-18-2012, 11:43 PM
But he'll make sure that precious puts her lotion on....Given that it's his own sister, I somehow believe that....

clarathecarrot
07-19-2012, 11:56 AM
Was I the only one who wore out the video tape at certain parts of the Hammer Films where Ingid Pitt was being evil as a Witch or Vampire.

Ingrid Pitt The Movie Witch, maybe a real one...? cause she used to own me very soul ahahAhAAA..uh huh uh huhuhu..

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1299/4696544988_1b72560833.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Ingrid_Pitt/45469/ingrid_pitt_photo_2.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0sjv2jpHY1qan7vso1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyjd2ZPhT1qbcszao1_500.jpg

chefcraig
07-19-2012, 12:19 PM
Ingrid Pitt

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyjd2ZPhT1qbcszao1_500.jpg

Dear Lord, typing in that woman's name along with a quick click on Google Image results in quite the rewarding experience. For cryin' out loud, I took the unprecedented step of bookmarking the page here on my work computer!

Nicely done clara, and thanks. :appl: http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/respect/bravo-009.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-respect-smileys.html) http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/croatoan5376/Emoticons/smiley_emoticons_fips_respekt.gif

clarathecarrot
07-19-2012, 02:04 PM
Dear Lord, typing in that woman's name along with a quick click on Google Image results in quite the rewarding experience. For cryin' out loud, I took the unprecedented step of bookmarking the page here on my work computer!

Nicely done clara, and thanks. :appl: http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/respect/bravo-009.gif (http://freesmileyface.net/free-respect-smileys.html) http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/croatoan5376/Emoticons/smiley_emoticons_fips_respekt.gif


If I was a thanking man I would thank you back..I miss, -TheFIVE-..5 stars please..lol.

So, I will say you are welcome and your internet searches could lead you also to, Hammer Films,
(Ingrids has some saucy parts) fun B Movie ( hate that with this company they put out some high production value flicks and their actors were many times more better that most A-list )

Gauzily dressed women running around the english country side comiting mayhem!!!.

Rock On.

http://www.retrosellers.com/images/vamps.jpg

It's just........so, SPOOKY!!!

clarathecarrot
07-19-2012, 02:48 PM
This threads potential could move into,.... "Why wasn't I more of a NERD these COMICON chicks are smoking hot , and probably maKe super nerd chick money at some stable job having place!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jvBFHkK2ZXc/Sf_y3Vfh8VI/AAAAAAAAEes/SRz8J_-fe5I/s400/vampirellass+(1).jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/080/f/9/me_as_vampirella_2_by_aquamarine_sea-d4tg3de.jpg

http://www.clattoverata.com/wp-content/gallery/paula-baredas-vampirella/paula-labaredas-vampirella-camel-toe.jpg

http://www.tech.sc/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Cosplay-Chick.jpg

Does that above weapon look real to anyone else...?

Maybe BB's or those plastic 1/4 inch balls..?

Chicks and firearms...and rubber skin...sexy.

envy_me
07-19-2012, 02:57 PM
Ingrid is a swedish name. And you know what "pitt" means in swedish?

binnie
07-19-2012, 03:08 PM
No?

But do tell..............

binnie
07-19-2012, 03:09 PM
I wonder how many of these witches have wizard's sleeves?

DONNIEP
07-19-2012, 03:36 PM
Ingrid is a swedish name. And you know what "pitt" means in swedish?

No, but I hope it's nasty....say it real slow :biggrin:

envy_me
07-19-2012, 03:42 PM
Lol, yeah it's nasty. But I can't say it, it's nasty. Just google it

binnie
07-19-2012, 03:43 PM
Now that's just teasing..........

DONNIEP
07-19-2012, 04:07 PM
Lol, yeah it's nasty. But I can't say it, it's nasty. Just google it

Couldn't you have just lied and said it had something to do with two chicks getting it on? :biggrin:

envy_me
07-19-2012, 04:24 PM
Couldn't you have just lied and said it had something to do with two chicks getting it on? :biggrin:

I like pitt better then 2 chicks getting it on. So why lie :D

DONNIEP
07-19-2012, 04:51 PM
I like pitt better then 2 chicks getting it on. So why lie :D

Hello boner! :biggrin:

Coyote
07-19-2012, 05:00 PM
I like pitt better then 2 chicks getting it on. So why lie :D

So, are you a fan of Brad Pitt, or Brads pitt?

envy_me
07-19-2012, 05:03 PM
So, are you a fan of Brad Pitt, or Brads pitt?

Don't like Brad at all, just the pitt, lol :D

VHscraps
07-19-2012, 05:04 PM
Stevie Nicks was / is a witch ... right?! Or she may have sang in a kinda witchy way about a witchy woman ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UD0c58nNCQ

Coyote
07-19-2012, 05:09 PM
Don't like Brad at all, just the pitt, lol :D

I like the way you think. ;)

*note to self: go to Stockholm for a week*

envy_me
07-19-2012, 05:17 PM
I like the way you think. ;)

*note to self: go to Stockholm for a week*

All girls think like me, except for the lesbians.. I'm just honest enough to say it.

DONNIEP
07-19-2012, 05:28 PM
All girls think like me, except for the lesbians.. I'm just honest enough to say it.

Well, this is definitely the place for you! Please, continue with your explanation...and dirty it up some :biggrin:

vandeleur
07-19-2012, 05:37 PM
Man you guys turn every thing around and make it seem sleazy and dirty ......am so proud of you :biggrin:

Coyote
07-19-2012, 05:38 PM
All girls think like me, except for the lesbians.. I'm just honest enough to say it.

Who says honesty's not a virtue? :)


Well, this is definitely the place for you! Please, continue with your explanation...and dirty it up some :biggrin:

What he said. :hitch:

envy_me
07-19-2012, 05:51 PM
I think that was it. I don't know what more to say..

Sensible Shoes
07-19-2012, 07:45 PM
I do. Explain the meaning of "pitt"!

VHscraps
07-19-2012, 07:50 PM
Cock.

A bit of leg on Envy_Me's avatar and this is where we are!

DONNIEP
07-19-2012, 07:57 PM
Cock.

A bit of leg on Envy_Me's avatar and this is where we are!

Yes, but it's a damn fine leg!

VHscraps
07-19-2012, 08:24 PM
Indeed.

VHscraps
07-19-2012, 08:31 PM
Stay strong, men. Middle-age can be a cruel

VHscraps
07-19-2012, 08:34 PM
... a cruel time, when squinting sideways at an avatar in the hope of enlightenment may only cause distress. Especially if those legs are

Angel
07-19-2012, 09:58 PM
Lol, yeah it's nasty. But I can't say it, it's nasty. Just google it

"Cock" is nasty??? For fuck's sake girl, this is the fucking Roth Army!! There's only one nasty word....and that starts with "n".

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits...7 words you can never say on television but you can let those motherfucking cunts rip here all you want!!

Angel
07-19-2012, 09:59 PM
Yes, but it's a damn fine leg!

I want to see Shoes' legs. She's a former figure skater....they have the best legs!!! (GAMS)

envy_me
07-20-2012, 09:56 AM
I just rememberd, I have the perfect picture for this occasion :D I can post it tonight when I get home from work.

DONNIEP
07-20-2012, 10:03 AM
I just rememberd, I have the perfect picture for this occasion :D I can post it tonight when I get home from work.

Send it to me first so I can...make sure it's appropriate, yeah that's it :biggrin:

Angel
07-20-2012, 10:15 AM
I just rememberd, I have the perfect picture for this occasion :D I can post it tonight when I get home from work.

Can anyone say A...W...?

Diamondjimi
07-20-2012, 10:54 AM
Witchie Poo was the best....
http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/witchiepoo.jpg?w=450&h=555

ZahZoo
07-20-2012, 12:00 PM
Ingrid is a swedish name. And you know what "pitt" means in swedish?

pitt (n.)

fallus, fluit, geslacht, geslachtsapparaat, geslachtsdeel, geslachtsorgaan, jongeheer, joystick, leuter, lid, lul (plat;ongepast), mannelijk lid, paal, penis, piel, piemel, pik, pisser, plasser, potlood, roe, roede, sannie, snikkel, stijve, tamp, tampeloeres, zwengel

envy_me
07-20-2012, 01:38 PM
pitt (n.)

fallus, fluit, geslacht, geslachtsapparaat, geslachtsdeel, geslachtsorgaan, jongeheer, joystick, leuter, lid, lul (plat;ongepast), mannelijk lid, paal, penis, piel, piemel, pik, pisser, plasser, potlood, roe, roede, sannie, snikkel, stijve, tamp, tampeloeres, zwengel

Wtf was that?

envy_me
07-20-2012, 03:19 PM
I just rememberd, I have the perfect picture for this occasion :D I can post it tonight when I get home from work.


And here it goes :D


http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/envy_me_castor/Natur/bradp.jpg

Von Halen
07-20-2012, 03:39 PM
And here it goes :D



Whoa! :headlights: envy_me needs her own thread!

Green Manalishi
07-20-2012, 04:22 PM
I have a " No Shit " story concerning a witch . About 7 or 8 years ago I worked second shift .

I would frequent the local corner bar right down the street after work . Just a cozy little

neighborhood bar that had one of those thin long light tubes that ran up and down and all around

the bar . Late one Friday night , it was fairly busy and oddly enough it was shortly before Halloween.

A couple wanders in and saddles up to the bar about 4 stools to my left orders a couple of drinks

and starts hanging out . No big deal , right ? After some small talk and serving them their drinks ,

the bartender wanders over to me and my buddy Lyle and says , " See that couple over there ?

" We look over and reply " Yeah " Then she says , " The lady is a witch . "

Here's the " No Shit " moment : No sooner than she said that , the tube lighting right above the lady

went out . Only the short section right above the lady . We all looked at eachother like " wow !

did that really happen ?!? " Kinda creeped us all out for quite awhile . That section of lights never -

ever worked again .

Tot Brengen
07-20-2012, 05:44 PM
pitt (n.)

fallus, fluit, geslacht, geslachtsapparaat, geslachtsdeel, geslachtsorgaan, jongeheer, joystick, leuter, lid, lul (plat;ongepast), mannelijk lid, paal, penis, piel, piemel, pik, pisser, plasser, potlood, roe, roede, sannie, snikkel, stijve, tamp, tampeloeres, zwengel

Sorry, but that is dutch, not swedish. Nice try though.

PETE'S BROTHER
07-20-2012, 06:06 PM
And here it goes :D


http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/envy_me_castor/Natur/bradp.jpg

nice skirt

VHscraps
07-20-2012, 06:16 PM
I've never been able to judge a skirt without the legs.

Let's face it, a skirt is nothing without a pair of gams.

Urban Dictionary (sod the Oxford): gams (noun). Fetish tainted term meaning long slender but shapely female legs. Typically a stylish, classy or even trashy woman but with sexy shapely legs.

Of course, I don't mean to insinuate anything about Envy_Me, just being my normal pedantic self.

PETE'S BROTHER
07-20-2012, 06:27 PM
I've never been able to judge a skirt without the legs.

Let's face it, a skirt is nothing without a pair of gams.

Urban Dictionary (sod the Oxford): gams (noun). Fetish tainted term meaning long slender but shapely female legs. Typically a stylish, classy or even trashy woman but with sexy shapely legs.

Of course, I don't mean to insinuate anything about Envy_Me, just being my normal pedantic self.

k, nice top of a skirt

Dan
07-20-2012, 08:50 PM
nice skirt with a sweet ass too.

How Rude.:D

Angel
07-20-2012, 09:30 PM
Urban Dictionary (sod the Oxford): gams (noun). Fetish tainted term meaning long slender but shapely female legs. Typically a stylish, classy or even trashy woman but with sexy shapely legs.

Of course, I don't mean to insinuate anything about Envy_Me, just being my normal pedantic self.

When I think of gams I think of the 50's, when women were still curvy and not match sticks. Shapely and strong, not long and slender.

vandeleur
07-20-2012, 09:34 PM
Never heard the phrase gams ... Tho I think I like it
As for 50's women that's the shape that appeals to most men ... That 50's bombshell shape works for me any way :D

DONNIEP
07-20-2012, 09:47 PM
I can dig the 50s bombshells :thumb:

But, it's the 70s chicks that do it for me. Give me one of these and put Chevy Van on the 8 track and I'm in heaven!

http://i3.lulzimg.com/d813440295.pjpeg

hambon4lif
07-20-2012, 09:58 PM
It doesn't matter what era they're from. As long as they take care of themselves and don't let their vaginas smell like an old boot that got left in the rain, then you'll never hear any complaints out of me.:thumb:

ZahZoo
07-21-2012, 05:54 PM
Sorry, but that is dutch, not swedish. Nice try though.

Oh well... Blame google...

Dan
07-21-2012, 08:37 PM
Please Note:google Is Not A Friend Of The Mighty Sheep Pen.:D

Coyote
07-22-2012, 11:50 AM
And here it goes :D


http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/envy_me_castor/Natur/bradp.jpg

Nice, but where's the bottom half of the shot?

vandeleur
07-22-2012, 11:53 AM
Does Lily Munster count?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578789_395892643792341_602718542_n.jpg

MILF = Munster I'd Like to Fuck.


That works for me ... Did we decide if that was shopped ?

clarathecarrot
07-22-2012, 12:28 PM
Yvonnes head is from 1965 45 years old approx, as in The Munsters, the body would be hers, circa 1945 22 years old.

So no it's really her!!!

The frame use to estimate her is probably close at 22 years old, she had a hell of a figure, probably not to far from reality but, not even her.

A well made fake but the pose is unreal for the times way to much post production correction.

Nickdfresh
07-22-2012, 12:51 PM
That works for me ... Did we decide if that was shopped ?

It's definitely a chop, they didn't have bikinis like that back then with the Victoria Secret Halloween collection...read my previous posts as I researched it diligently!

vandeleur
07-22-2012, 01:06 PM
Man I must have missed them... Denial is a terrible thing lol still a great pic tho

clarathecarrot
08-29-2012, 02:23 PM
+Sexy Bump+

chefcraig
08-30-2012, 11:32 AM
Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) showed up on History Channel's new spin-off from Porn Stars, Counting Cars the other evening. For one thing, she is still stunning. For another, without the lavish make-up and goth outfit, she could pass for Bailey Quarters's sister (Jan Smithers from WKRP In Cincinnati), an actress whom to this very day is one of the most striking looking women ever to grace a television set.


http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n274/hernebc/CP_2005.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8163/wkrp1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/441/wkrp1.jpg/)

clarathecarrot
08-31-2012, 10:40 AM
Both chicks complete BABES!!!

I saw that show last night and I like the FrOd'ian Slip of Porn Stars...instead of Pawn Stars..lol.

chefcraig
08-31-2012, 10:51 AM
Both chicks complete BABES!!!

I saw that show last night and I like the FrOd'ian Slip of Porn Stars...instead of Pawn Stars..lol.

Ooops! Did not even notice that typo. Guess you can see what part of the gutter my mind gets into while at work. :lol:

Thanks for paying attention and pointing it out, friend. :yo: :thumb:

clarathecarrot
08-31-2012, 10:59 AM
Ooops! Did not even notice that typo. Guess you can see what part of the gutter my mind gets into while at work. :lol:

Thanks for paying attention and pointing it out, friend. :yo:

and this is why we respect, The Chef.

and forgive me for pointing out any speleling errors....with my history..lol.

I collected posters of women that were of a certain facination to me..lol... and still have this one rolled up in storage....some guys collected starwars ...I was a little twisted the other way.

Woof.


http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/14704307/Elvira+2.jpg

DONNIEP
08-31-2012, 11:09 AM
I know this is kinda off-topic but Damn Jan Smithers was hot...

sorry, wrong picture

clarathecarrot
08-31-2012, 11:11 AM
That isn't Jan...but Wonder Woman has red hooker boots for sho..lol

DONNIEP
08-31-2012, 11:21 AM
Clara, I think you is right :) There was another picture that looked similar to the one I posted. This one should do the trick.

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/Jan_Smithers.jpg

chefcraig
08-31-2012, 11:28 AM
and this is why we respect, The Chef.

and forgive me for pointing out any speleling errors....with my history..lol.

I collected posters of women that were of a certain facination to me..lol... and still have this one rolled up in storage....some guys collected starwars ...I was a little twisted the other way.

Woof.


Golly. Why do I get the impression the same guy that did the lighting for that image also did the art direction for this album earlier on in his career? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-confused-smileys-718.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)


http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1751/paulstanley.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/222/paulstanley.jpg/)

vandeleur
08-31-2012, 11:31 AM
Is it the same wig :biggrin:

chefcraig
08-31-2012, 11:34 AM
I know this is kinda off-topic but Damn Jan Smithers was hot...

sorry, wrong picture

It's cool, as Linda Carter floated the boat as Wonder Woman for most guys around here. I mean come on, Sweet Tap Dancing Jesus...


http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj42/nel_s_hernandez/1640_0057.jpg

clarathecarrot
08-31-2012, 11:38 AM
Golly. Why do I get the impression the same guy that did the lighting for that image also did the art direction for this album earlier on in his career?




Chef!

OUCH! Thread .................................................. .........DERAILED!!!


Pants back on....lol

Those chicks in Poison were hotter...lol

http://www.ryansrockshow.com/php2/images/stories/Poison.jpg

Oh the Horror!!!

DONNIEP
08-31-2012, 11:46 AM
It's cool, as Linda Carter floated the boat as Wonder Woman for most guys around here. I mean come on, Sweet Tap Dancing Jesus...


http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj42/nel_s_hernandez/1640_0057.jpg

I'm half blind without my contacts :)

And Lynda Carter is one of a handful of perfect women that have ever lived.