God How I Love Sarah Silverman

[LoungeMachine]

:gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

I'd like to be scissor bottomed by a Jewess with big naturals...

[Nitro Express]

I would rather get a real fuck for $100 million and have the money go directly to helping people who really need it than some greedy lying politicians who have no honor.

[ashstralia]

I'd like to be scissor bottomed by a Jewess with big naturals...

i'd marry her in a heartbeat...:)

[Seshmeister]

Apparently currently worth $3.5 million which isn't that much for a US celebrity.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/sarah-silverman-net-worth/

[jhale667]

:gulp:

I'm pretty sure I woke up my neighbors at 4 this morning laughing at this... she's brilliant. ♥ her.


I'd like to be scissor bottomed by a Jewess with big naturals...


She's also got a big natural somewhere else too, according to another one of her routines... more reasons to ♥ her.



:guitar:

[Von Halen]

She is funny, and seems to be very down to earth.

I think she smelled Richard Christy's sweaty nutsack on the Stern show one time. She is a crazy one.

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

She's also got a big natural somewhere else too, according to another one of her routines... more reasons to ♥ her.



:guitar:

You're saying it's like an extremely well carpeted barbers floor?

[Nickdfresh]

Apparently currently worth $3.5 million which isn't that much for a US celebrity.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/sarah-silverman-net-worth/

She's married to Jimmy Kimmel, which probably boosts that a bit...

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/jimmy-kimmel-net-worth/

[jhale667]

You're saying it's like an extremely well carpeted barbers floor?

Apparently...♥



She's married to Jimmy Kimmel, which probably boosts that a bit...




Thought they broke up ages ago?

[Hardrock69]

Now THIS is what I was talking about in the Let Nancy Grace Take It Up The Ass thread.

Where celebs are willing to step up to the plate and fuck, suck, take it up the ass, whatever in order to raise money for a worthy cause! :lmao:

Though her terms are not exactly what I would call "full on sex", but she is at least headed in the right direction, lol.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/comedienne-sarah-silverman-offers-lesbian-sex-to-romney-supporter-in-exchange-for-100m-for-obama-with-spooky-dude-ties/


Comedienne Sarah Silverman Offers ‘Lesbian Sex’ to Romney Supporter in Exchange for $100M for Obama (with Spooky Dude Ties)

Sarah Silverman has never been the epitome of class or character, but her most recent video is just “disgusting,” according to one commenter.

The Times of Israel describes it:

“Jewess” comedienne Sarah Silverman published a [not safe for work] video Monday on scissorsheldon.com propositioning the billionaire casino tycoon and fellow member of the tribe.

In exchange for a $100 million donation to Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, instead of GOP hopeful Mitt Romney, Silverman offered to don a bikini and have traditional lesbian intercourse with [Sheldon] Adelson, 78. (We’ll leave exactly what she means up to your imagination, or you can watch Silverman try to demonstrate on her dog in the video.)

After the video explains how “billionaires” are giving Romney record-breaking amounts of money this presidential campaign, Silverman says: “Sheldon…I have a proposal for you, and I’m serious…If you give that $100 million to Obama instead of Romney I will– well, I won‘t have sex with you because we’re not married and I’m a nice girl– but I will scissor you, wearing a bikini bottom, through to fruition…”

She crassly continued: “You’ll be the only elderly billionaire on the block to have traditional lesbian sex through to climax with a girl who had her own show on Comedy Central, I mean talk about bragging rights…”

Silverman then attempts to demonstrate with her dog, clad in a bikini.

The video almost has to be seen to be believed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5o6-qNk6Q

[Nitro Express]

When Obama said Israel should go back to the 1967 borders he lost a lot of Jewish votes right there. Somehow Sarah Silverman doesn't strike me as the type who attends temple regularly or even cares. I wonder if she can even speak any hebrew.

[ELVIS]

She's a disgusting pig...

I dont need to watch the video...

[LoungeMachine]

She's a disgusting pig...

I dont need to watch the video...

Of course you don't.

She has a vagina.

:gulp:

You hate vaginas.

[LoungeMachine]

BTW....

:gulp:

This is a dupe you morons

[Nickdfresh]

Merged...

[Hardrock69]

Yeah. Beat me by 24 hours, Loungie. Oh well.

Thanks for the merger.

I wanna merge with Sarah.

I want to bend her over a table, and ass-rape her while I have a fistful of her hair in my hand, and she is looking back at me and snarling at me to fuck her harder!
:lmao:

[tommyv]

Sarah in all of her glory...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xr4vaj_sarah-silverman-michelle-williams-naked-take-this-waltz_shortfilms

[Nickdfresh]

What ever happened to her Comedy Central show? Too fucking controversial for even cable TV?

[ThrillsNSpills]

I missed her comedy central show but she was great on Monk a while ago.
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[Sensible Shoes]

She's married to Jimmy Kimmel, which probably boosts that a bit...

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/jimmy-kimmel-net-worth/

Yeah they're not together anymore.

[ELVIS]

Too slutty and boring...

Someone should dump this bullshit...


:elvis:

[chefcraig]

Too slutty and boring...

Someone should dump this bullshit...


:elvis:

Nah, you are talking about Janeane Garofalo. Yech...


http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z145/cyanidesilly/janeane_garafalo.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Yeah. Beat me by 24 hours, Loungie. Oh well.

Thanks for the merger.

I wanna merge with Sarah.

I want to bend her over a table, and ass-rape her while I have a fistful of her hair in my hand, and she is looking back at me and snarling at me to fuck her harder!
:lmao:

Someone is a little horny.

[Nitro Express]

Sarah must be on the move to make a comeback because she was in the Esquire magazine I was reading when I was having my oil changed. They got the job done too damn quick because I didn't have time to finish reading the interview.

[Nickdfresh]

Sarah must be on the move to make a comeback because she was in the Esquire magazine I was reading when I was having my oil changed. They got the job done too damn quick because I didn't have time to finish reading the interview.

A rural, machine-shop gearhead like you gets his oil changed?