Steel Panther: Satchel Lesson

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

[gbranton]

"There's no vibrato, and you never get laid."

:lmao:

[vandeleur]

girls love vibrato

[jhale667]

"What else you got?" :lmao: Russ er, Satchel is a bad ass.

[Coyote]

"There's no vibrato, and you never get laid."

:lmao:

Words to live by. :baaa:

[ELVIS]

Pot Metal Panzies...


:elvis:

[jhale667]

Satchel could kick your ass on guitar with one arm tied behind his back, ELBOW. Stop the H8. :biggrin:

[jhale667]

[Coyote]

And of course...

[ELVIS]

They suck...

They fuckng suck!!


:elvis:

[LoungeMachine]

They suck...

They fuckng suck!!






:elvis:


Are you doing Beavis here, or Butthead?

It's a parody, you simp.

A profitable one at that......

They are currently:

Making more money than you
Playing more gigs than you
Recording more songs than you
Seeing more vagina than you
Having more fun than you.

:gulp:

Say they suck all you want, Elvis Jones...... but you suck worse.

[binnie]

It took me a while to get on board with SP, but I saw 'em live at Donington and was completely converted.

An excellent parody with excellent songs.

[Dave's Bitch]

It is all tongue in cheek,harmless fun.That is what i like about them,They are a fun band.Everyone likes fun right?

[jero]

I love Steel Panther! Great rockshow, great playing! One helluvaparty

[ELVIS]

Mock show, you mean...

[jhale667]

Let's see or hear you do better, or STFU.

[binnie]

Mock show, you mean...

It's not really fair to criticise them for that, as that is their point.

They ain't trying to make a statement about the human condition: it's a parody.

[ELVIS]

And that's why I think it's stupid...

[binnie]

Paging officer buzz-kill.......

[jhale667]

Paging officer buzz-kill.......

No kidding...

OK, ELBOW - you've stated your dislike for SP. We get it. We also don't give a fuck, since the rest of us get the joke and enjoy them. So kindly STFU about it now.

[binnie]

But you don't understand, J: Steel Panther are a band designed by the CIA to slowly lower the level of seriousness with which rock 'n' roll should be taken.

That's the first step towards communism............

[ELVIS]

You may be on to something...

Maybe they will brainwash Satchel to open fire on the crowd...

That DVD would sell...

[binnie]

***Gets out Steel Panther joke book***

The only way that Satchell would fire into the crowd would be if he was using his love pump.

[jhale667]

***Gets out Steel Panther joke book***

The only way that Satchell would fire into the crowd would be if he was using his love pump.

Which he does anyway.

[ELVIS]

And I'll bet you're standing right there with your mouth wide open...

[jhale667]

You're the dude with the well-documented penchant for guzzling spooge - usually Alex Jones'. Re-read Lounge's post, and STFU fuckwit.

[jhale667]

[Seshmeister]

It is all tongue in cheek,harmless fun.That is what i like about them,They are a fun band.Everyone likes fun right?

Unfortunately no...

[Nickdfresh]

And I'll bet you're standing right there with your mouth wide open...

Humorless cunt Elbow/Harecuntt gets owned=personal attack...

[jhale667]

Humorless cunt Elbow/Harecuntt gets owned=personal attack...


That's how he rolls...(bitter and bitchy). :biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

Mock show, you mean...


Let's see or hear you do better, or STFU.

He won't post his own music because chances are it sounds like this..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Assorted%20gifs/Chimpband.gif

[jhale667]

:biggrin:

[jero]

Parody with absolutely great musicians

[LoungeMachine]

Parody with absolutely great musicians

Exactly.....

:gulp:

There will always be jealous haters.......[ ELVIS]

[jero]

Presenting the Elvis Band

[LoungeMachine]

I think jero is giving ELVIS waaaaayyyyy too much credit.

:gulp:

[jhale667]

[ELVIS]

What's that fag holding in his hand ??

He looks a lot like a bitch but his name's Ralph Seanz...

It's silly homos in a parody band,

Could be... Oo - ee...

Why's that fag movin' cross the stage ??

It's faggot season and I'm sighting a big Twelve gauge...

These fucking faggots need to act their age,

Should be...Oo - ee...

If there's a MOCK SHOW it's so stupid to go...

They've got fake hair and they're songs really blow...

They mock Rock and Roll and there's lube in their holes...

Queers be there... Oh yeah !!


:biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

Trying to be funny coming from the miserable humorless angle really doesn't work...

[ELVIS]

It made me laugh...

Don't you like laughter ??

[ELVIS]

So a parody song of a parody band crosses some kind of line for you ??

C'mon Sesh, gulp some vodka and sing it with me !!

[Seshmeister]

It's not about crossing a line, it's that a self deprecating parody can't easily be parodied.

Kind of the same way you can't do a parody of Sarah Palin because there is nowhere further to go than the reality.

[ELVIS]

Blah blah blah words 'n stuff...

[ashstralia]

ol' e might know that satchel is juuuuussssst a little better at geetar than himself. :)

[jero]

That's for sure!

[binnie]

Blah blah blah words 'n stuff...

Is that a lyric from the new Yngwie record?

[binnie]

So a parody song of a parody band crosses some kind of line for you ??

C'mon Sesh, gulp some vodka and sing it with me !!

There is a difference between humour and abuse. The word 'fag' is as bad as the n-word to my ears........

[Seshmeister]

Is that a lyric from the new Yngwie record?

Yeah it's off the "I've got horns on my helmet, is that normal?" album. :)

[jhale667]

It seems ELBOW genuinely has no idea how pathetic he's coming off as in this thread.


Jealous of a dude who's making bank in a (wildly popular) parody band. That played Download Festival. Who taught at GIT with Paul Gilbert. Who destroys him on guitar. Yeah, keep kicking dirt, E....



:guitar:

[ELVIS]

So what if he's a better player, he's good, who cares...

I wouldn't take a parody gig like that for all the money in the world...

[jhale667]

So what if he's a better player, he's good, who cares...

I wouldn't take a parody gig like that for all the money in the world...


What, like you have "standards" or some shit?? Yeah, making tons of money (well more than RV repair, one imagines) touring the world playing catchy, well-crafted tunes that happen to be funny as hell, and having your guitar playing recognized by the likes of GW magazine is somehow beneath you. M'kay.
You don't like Steel Panther. We get it. We however, DO like them, and get the joke, so STFU and move along. Your whining in this thread has gotten old.

[binnie]

I don't get it, Elvis.

If you don't like Steel Panther then that's fine - each to their own, and humour in music an aquired taste. But why does it matter so much to you that other folks like 'em?

[ELVIS]

Is this Facebook or something ??

Am I supposed to like something with a big gay thumbs up in order to participate ??

This is a message board and my message in this thread is that tin cheetah sucks...

[Satan]

Did ELVIS hate Spinal Tap too?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9aThIovMA

Because that's how this Devil looks at Steel Panther. It's like Spinal Tap, only with actual musicians, as opposed to comedians trying to be musicians.

[ELVIS]

Spinal taps music sucks but the movie is pretty good...

[Nickdfresh]

There is a difference between humour and abuse. The word 'fag' is as bad as the n-word to my ears........

You must really hate cigarettes, huh?

[jhale667]

Spinal taps music sucks but the movie is pretty good...

So they have to make a movie for you to STFU?

[gbranton]

You must really hate cigarettes, huh?

I do. They killed both my parents last year.

[jhale667]

"...So we found two sheep, that wanted to party!"

[Nitro Express]

Dave Navarro never impressed me as a guitarist but he sure has the bad ass cool rock star look down and hey without that he would have never gone anywhere.

[ELVIS]

So they have to make a movie for you to STFU?



Yeah, they can call it Anal Tap...

[vandeleur]

Spinal taps music is part of the humour it's an integral part of the movie .... Stonehenge etc give it that 70's we loved it at the time , what the fuck were we thinking appeal ....
You can go though the movie and with each song you can name the band who they are poking fun at .
Just my two cents

[Nitro Express]

Now Bottom is in my head.

My love gun is loaded and she's in my sights......the bigger the waist band the deeper the quick sand, so I have read.....

[vandeleur]

I love her each week day ,each velvety cheek day .... Classic

[jhale667]

[Nitro Express]

I love her each week day ,each velvety cheek day .... Classic

In college my roomate had this drop dead gorgious girlfriend. Then things started to sour then they had a spat and it was over. He wasted no time getting a replacement. It was a girl who lived on the other side of our apartment complex. I dated one of her roomates. She really wasn't that great looking actually. Not even in the class of what he had before. It kind of puzzled me. Then I asked what do you see in her? He said her ass. She has a great bubble butt. He was in the Sir Mixalot Big Bottom zone. He was out to get sprung. It was like the sorbet before he grabbed the next beatiful princess. Why did he waste no time? She was giving him horny looks and he made a mental note. He said she was some of the best sex he had ever had. So man, there is some truth is some of these songs.

[jhale667]

The Satchel Kramer Tiger Pacer review... from the..."Tone King" (never hoid of 'im!)



Satchel changes a string mid-solo...hilarity ensues

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

[binnie]

Is this Facebook or something ??

Am I supposed to like something with a big gay thumbs up in order to participate ??

This is a message board and my message in this thread is that tin cheetah sucks...

Ok, I'll bite.

Expand on 'sucks'. What is it - specifically - that 'sucks'?

They can all really play their instruments; the melodies in the songs are hooky and catchy; and the parody is very, very acute. I'm struggling to see where they fall down.

Again: you don't have to like it. But there is a difference between saying 'I don't like that' and 'that sucks (i.e. it's not very good'). One is a statement of preference, the other is a statement of worth.

[jhale667]

[Seshmeister]

Just bought tickets!

[gbranton]

I just saw this, a preview of their new live DVD. I'll be buying this the day it comes out.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embe dded%26v%3DTGt6deudGE4&feature=player_embedded&v=TGt6deudGE4&gl=US

[jero]

Just bought tickets!

Me too. Fourth time this year!

[Seshmeister]

Boobies!

[binnie]

I was there!!

[jhale667]

David Lee Starr?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/576066_10151076980941768_1540106311.jpg

[ELVIS]

That looks more like a Raaalph Shaaagar...

[DONNIEP]

Now Bottom is in my head.

My love gun is loaded and she's in my sights......the bigger the waist band the deeper the quick sand, so I have read.....

Big Bottom...one of my most favorite songs ever. My daughter hates it 'cause I have it for my ringtone :)

[ELVIS]

8928


:biggrin:

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

They do PSAs as well... :biggrin:

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/581980_10151036382391768_1140201290.jpg

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/484123_3304312781754_271786018_n.jpg

:biggrin:

[jhale667]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j60askB11qgl7aho1_500.jpg

[ELVIS]

What's that fag holding in his hand ??

He looks a lot like a bitch but his name's Ralph Seanz...

It's silly homos in a parody band,

Could be... Oo - ee...

Why's that fag movin' cross the stage ??

It's faggot season and I'm sighting a big Twelve gauge...

These fucking faggots need to act their age,

Should be...Oo - ee...

If there's a MOCK SHOW it's so stupid to go...

They've got fake hair and they're songs really blow...

They mock Rock and Roll and there's lube in their holes...

Queers be there... Oh yeah !!


:biggrin:

That's a good song...


:biggrin:

[jhale667]

Quoting your own lame posts now...? Pathetic... a new low even for you.





If you really really really really love me
Then you really really really gotta show me
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
If you really really love me

[jhale667]

The verse riff for this tune is pretty f*in' cool...

[jhale667]

The future classic "It won't suck itself" (Roth-style screams aplenty)



"Asian Hooker"



Bonus adventure with a drunken Kelly Clarkson...

[ELVIS]

Future classic ??

LMAO!!

[jhale667]

Satchel's more respected as a guitarist than you'll ever be, and their tunes get more airplay than your tunes do, ...oh, that's right, your playing gets no respect, and you don't HAVE any tunes. :biggrin:

[jhale667]

Let's dedicate this one to Mrs. ELBOW. :baaa:

[ELVIS]

You're a more respected taco maker than I'll ever be, big deal...

[jhale667]

You're a more respected taco maker than I'll ever be, big deal...

Riiight... how many articles did you get published last week again, loser-hack? That'd be none.

Any manufacturers asking you to review their products? Didn't think so. You're just a pathetic, bitter, bitch.

You should give up projecting your own life and career disappointments on everyone else.


Back on fucking topic...

[jhale667]

The Kramer interview...

[binnie]

Favourite Steel Panther songs:

Community Property
Fat Girl
The Shocker
Just Like Tiger Woods
Tomorrow Night
Weenie Ride
17 Girls In A Row
If You Really Love Me

[jhale667]

Sebastian Bach is a regular when they play the HOB on Sunset... cool stuff. :cool:

[Matt White]

Russ is a great player.....

BUT....I hated hair-metal with a passion......not feeling this....at all

there was a reason a bunch of depressed guys in fannel shirts hit it so big in the 90's.....................

[jhale667]

Ah, but the chicks were hotter... grunge girls not so much... :biggrin:

Sir George Lynch guesting...

[Matt White]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I do remember some SMOKING Alterna-Chicks back in the day...

[jhale667]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I do remember some SMOKING Alterna-Chicks back in the day...


There were a few...

[LoungeMachine]

You guys weren't here.....

:gulp:

The grunge days were filled with smoking hotties....they just wore docs' and had fresh tats is all.......

[FORD]

Technically, Liz Phair wasn't "grunge" (she was from Chicago, after all) but same time period. And this picture makes me all "patriotic" and stuff.......

http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v30/voodoojoe/LizPhair/LizPhair-flag2.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2akK4tYSwY

[LoungeMachine]

I would drink Liz Phair's bathwater......

:gulp:

[DONNIEP]

I dated an alterna-chick for a couple of years in the early 90s. Hot as hell, but fucking weird man...And when Jagged Little Pill came out this chick felt like she'd finally found somebody else who "understood" how she felt. I didn't have the heart to tell her that her musical soulmate was Glen Ballard...

[FORD]

I would drink Liz Phair's bathwater......

:gulp:

Now there's a great name for a microbrew!

[Matt White]

You guys weren't here............

Nope...but that Grunge thang gave nerdy hot chicks everywhere thier day in the sun.....

"DAMN GOOD TIMES"

[DONNIEP]

Nope...but that Grunge thang gave nerdy hot chicks everywhere thier day in the sun.....

"DAMN GOOD TIMES"

Damn straight! There was just something about a semi-depressed, hot chick in a sun-dress and wearing combat boots. Sounds fucked up now, but back then...

[LoungeMachine]

Nope...but that Grunge thang gave nerdy hot chicks everywhere thier day in the sun.....

"DAMN GOOD TIMES"

Seriously.....

After competing for the pink can of Aquanet everytime you went out, it was nice to see chicks with their Nerd On.......

:gulp:

My first sister in law dated Mark Arm.....so that was my entree to the buffet

[ashstralia]

fiona apple... whew!!!

[LoungeMachine]

fiona apple... whew!!!

ewwww

:gulp:

Not on a dare.

[ashstralia]

c'mon Lounge, you woke up with far skankier in the day.

wrap me up, i'm goin in!!! :biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

c'mon Lounge, you woke up with far skankier in the day.

wrap me up, i'm goin in!!! :biggrin:

Yeah, but I was high as a kite, so......

:gulp:

God speed my friend.....

[DONNIEP]

These days Fiona Apple looks like a zombie on the Walking Dead. But back in the day she was pretty hot in that rail-thin-completely-depressed-heroin-addict sorta way :biggrin:

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/6eaef612-f847-44d3-bd90-341b3e2dbe8b.jpg

[ashstralia]

that's it DONNIE; don't even wanna know what she looks like now...

we were all much sexier 20 years ago! :)

[DONNIEP]

that's it DONNIE; don't even wanna know what she looks like now...

we were all much sexier 20 years ago! :)

Hey Ash, whatever you do do NOT google Fiona Apple - best to remember her as she was...I can't bring myself to describe what she looks like now. But in her prime - totally fuckable all damn day long :thumb:

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/fiona-apple.jpg

[jhale667]

These days Fiona Apple looks like a zombie on the Walking Dead. But back in the day she was pretty hot in that rail-thin-completely-depressed-heroin-addict sorta way :biggrin:

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/6eaef612-f847-44d3-bd90-341b3e2dbe8b.jpg


Actually, I saw her on something recently, and I'd still hit it...c'mon, she was in her teens when she was discovered, she's not yet 40...!

[DONNIEP]

Actually, I saw her on something recently, and I'd still hit it...c'mon, she was in her teens when she was discovered, she's not yet 40...!

Seriously? I was just looking at some pictures of her and she had a dead squid on her head and looked like a goddamn zombie! No shit! I can't bring myself to post it here...

[ashstralia]

i had a quick look... bad lighting.

she certainly helped me get laid back in the day; 'yeah babe, we'll drink a bit of wine, play some tori and fiona!'

'oh ash, you're sooo sensitive!'

hehehehe.......

[LoungeMachine]

i had a quick look... bad lighting.

she certainly helped me get laid back in the day; .

It was the booze.......

:gulp:

[ashstralia]

and jeff buckley.. you gently sing a chick a jb song she'll melt right into your lap.

anyhoo, SATCHEL RULZ!!!

[DONNIEP]

Before:
http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/fiona-apple-1.jpg

After:
http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/untitled-6.jpg

Ok, enough of Fiona. And yes, Satchel fucking RULEZ bitches!!!

[LoungeMachine]

and jeff buckley.. you gently sing a chick a jb song she'll melt right into your lap.

!

Now you're onto something...

I once played/sang JB's version of Hallelujah on acoustic for this chick and never made it to the second chorus.

:gulp:

Who knew the vibrations from that song made ladies clothes fall down...

[ashstralia]

mate, i saw him live in an intimate setting, a story i've related before.

his powers were amazing.

[ashstralia]

ok one last thing...

THERE IS AN OCTOPUS ON HER HEAD!! :painkiller:

[LoungeMachine]

I love calamari.....

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Not so much with the calamari hat...

[Blaze]

The Steely Boys need a commercial break. ;)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488190_402423706480725_977960353_n.jpg

[ELVIS]

What was this thread about ??

[DONNIEP]

What was this thread about ??

I forgot :)

[DONNIEP]

The Steely Boys need a commercial break. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHaQGotOECw

The Cuervo Gold..the fine Columbian...goddamn, is there a better combination than that?

[binnie]

I'm now thinking about whether it would have been worth listening to a Fiona Apple album in the mid-90s if it meant I got to hit that.

It's a toss up.......

[Seshmeister]

mate, i saw him live in an intimate setting, a story i've related before.

his powers were amazing.

This was just before you went to the fish and chip shop...?

[ashstralia]

This was just before you went to the fish and chip shop...?

nah, that was vandeleurs story, wasn't it? more beer for sesh!

[ashstralia]

What was this thread about ??

a wanker you don't like. :)

[Seshmeister]

nah, that was vandeleurs story, wasn't it? more beer for sesh!

Jeez I'm an idiot hole.

No beer for me, I'm in rehydrate mode after last night.

[ashstralia]

jeff seems apropo..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYgj715N3lI

[jhale667]

What was this thread about ??

Pretty sure it was about a guy who has more fun than you, gets more girls, makes more money, is actually respected, and beats the living shit out of your hack ass as on guitar.

[ELVIS]

No, it's about grown men wearing wigs and mascara...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No, it's about grown men wearing wigs and mascara...

your fetish? :hee:

[jhale667]

No, it's about grown men wearing wigs and mascara...


You say that like KISS doesn't...
So fucking what they wear costumes? They're still touring the world, getting press from everything from Guitar World to appearing on Dancing with the fucking Stars, FFS.... and making WAAAAAAY more money than your bitter hack ass does emptying septic tanks on RVs. :biggrin:





How many porta-potties do you think you'd have to clean to get close to their paycheck from the Download festival?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You say that like KISS doesn't...
So fucking what they wear costumes? They're still touring the world, getting press from everything from Guitar World to appearing on Dancing with the fucking Stars, FFS.... and making WAAAAAAY more money than your bitter hack ass does emptying septic tanks on RVs. :biggrin:





How many porta-potties do you think you'd have to clean to get close to their paycheck from the Download festival?

elvis is workin' that show?

[ELVIS]

Who cares about any of that ??

I don't worry about how much people make like you liberals do so you can worry about how much tax they're not paying...

BTW, the new Kiss sucks worse than plastic kitty...

[Seshmeister]

No, it's about grown men wearing wigs and mascara...

That's not just this thread that's the whole website... :)

http://api.ning.com/files/zPA8XYKISdOf5AcBTrkQMU5LDViEzNDm400MssIxcKs9i-IJYwY4ZA6E3Xg4Vwzv520Ry-PfOkiKlX3D1ZM5nw__/DavidLeeRothDavidLeeRoth488441.jpg

[jhale667]

This isn't the Front Line, ELBOW - so STFU with your "liberal" "tax" bullshit. And NO, that's NOT a request, bitch. As a matter of fact, since you've already stated your dislike for SP - AND NO ONE CARES, you can pretty much stay the fuck out of this thread. :dafinger:

[ELVIS]

Dafinger to you too...

Tin leopard sucks...

[hambon4lif]

What was this thread about ??It seems to be another 4-page thread about Steel Panther where you you spend at least 2 of those pages twisting your clit in a knot about how much you don't like them.

[Coyote]

It seems to be another 4-page thread about Steel Panther where you you spend at least 2 of those pages twisting your clit in a knot about how much you don't like them.

a.k.a: begging for attention...

[ELVIS]

Isn't that their new single ??

[jhale667]

I'm bitter because I can't play my way out of a wet paper bag...


:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

I sell tacos because it's more money than I made sucking dick like Steel Panzy...

Uhhuhuhuuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh...

[jhale667]

See why I didn't get you Yngwie's autograph at NAMM? :lmao:

[ELVIS]

You take me way too seriously...

[jhale667]

You're not to be taken seriously... :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

And you are ??

[hambon4lif]

And you are ??Someone who's actually posted some of his work here....something you, despite living here 24/7, haven't done.
Years have passed and all you've managed to do is whine like a little cunt about things you don't like.

You've run out of time and options. Either put up some of your work you base your opinions on or shut your bitchy hole.

[Diamondjimi]

Someone who's actually posted some of his work here....something you, despite living here 24/7, haven't done.
Years have passed and all you've managed to do is whine like a little cunt about things you don't like.

You've run out of time and options. Either put up some of your work you base your opinions on or shut your bitchy hole.

Pwn3d!

[Seshmeister]

You take me way too seriously...

We're all getting a bit old for this shit.

Especially you.

My kids hamster pisses in the far corner of his cage in a little area it sets aside for that.

Recently you have been sub hamster.

[motherchicken]

The Cuervo Gold..the fine Columbian...goddamn, is there a better combination than that?
Patron and some purple kush from the local medical marijauna shop?

[motherchicken]

Someone who's actually posted some of his work here....something you, despite living here 24/7, haven't done.
Years have passed and all you've managed to do is whine like a little cunt about things you don't like.

You've run out of time and options. Either put up some of your work you base your opinions on or shut your bitchy hole.
Then the RothArmy regulars will give their un biased opinion on your work.
Bullshit!!!!!
You just want him to post his shit so your smug asses can bag on it. You fucks are so predictable.

[motherchicken]

Pwn3d!
Old tired cliche alert. Old tired cliche alert.

[Diamondjimi]

Shut









UP

















STUPID!!!

[hambon4lif]

Then the RothArmy regulars will give their un biased opinion on your work.
Bullshit!!!!!
You just want him to post his shit so your smug asses can bag on it. You fucks are so predictable.It would be an unbiased opinion. It would be the basis of his opinion and show that he actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.

Lemme get this straight....YOU?....a total dumbass who doesn't know jack-fuck about what they're talking about?....are acting as his backup??:lmao:
You'll only make things worse for him than they already are!

This is the very definition of a 2-for-1 sale. Go back to bobbing around in the toilet-water of the DUMP before you get another hole kicked into your ass.

Your mommy must be washing your socks with too much bleach, but you are WAY out of your fucking league right now. Run far and run fast and I won't tell anyone you were even here......cunt!

[jhale667]

Then the RothArmy regulars will give their un biased opinion on your work.
Bullshit!!!!!
You just want him to post his shit so your smug asses can bag on it. You fucks are so predictable.


Aw, look at Sirfucksasock defending ELBOW. Ain't it cute? We'd probably bag on it if it SUCKED, yeah...but for as much shit as he talks, it's put up or shut up time. Most of us have put up examples of our playing, so someone who doesn't have the sack to do it themselves has no room to bitch about others.

And for the record, Fuuuuuuuck you. :sockfucker:

[ELVIS]

Hey assface, have you ever had an original thought ??

[jhale667]

That's no way to talk to your sole defender Sirfucksasock, ELBOW.


Oh, btw - POST AN MP3 or STFU and GTFO.

[jhale667]

Back on topic... Russ' other band is also pretty cool...




The lyrics to "Teenage Tramp" kinda sound like they could be a SP song...

[motherchicken]

Most of us have put up examples of our playing, so someone who doesn't have the sack to do it themselves has no room to bitch about others.


Doesn't have the sack? More like isn't that stupid. There's no way that you fuckheads would ever give an un biased opinion on anything anyone that's not one of your bootlicking brown nosing clique members posts. Even if this mother fuck had the talent of EVH, Hendrix, Page, Beck and Clapton combined you'd still say he sucked.

[motherchicken]

It would be an unbiased opinion. It would be the basis of his opinion and show that he actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.

So what you're saying is non musicians have no valid opinion on music? Based on that theory non politicians have no valid opinion on politics. Non cooks have no valid opinion on food. Sounds logical.

[jhale667]

Doesn't have the sack? More like isn't that stupid. There's no way that you fuckheads would ever give an un biased opinion on anything anyone that's not one of your bootlicking brown nosing clique members posts. Even if this mother fuck had the talent of EVH, Hendrix, Page, Beck and Clapton combined you'd still say he sucked.




STFU you sock fucking retard.

Fact is he's AFRAID to. He knows damn well he can't back up the shit he talks around here, and that if/when he posts he'll get exposed for the hack he is and will be hammered accordingly.

[ELVIS]

Back on topic... Russ' other band is also pretty cool...




The lyrics to "Teenage Tramp" kinda sound like they could be a SP song...



What dead musician does he call himself in that band ??

[ELVIS]

STFU you sock fucking retard.

Fact is he's AFRAID to. He knows damn well he can't back up the shit he talks around here, and that if/when he posts he'll get exposed for the hack he is and will be hammered accordingly.

What shit can't I backup, fuckface ??

[jhale667]

Post an MP3 or you're a pussy. Bottom line.

[motherchicken]

STFU
Fact is he's AFRAID to. He knows damn well he can't back up the shit he talks around here, and that if/when he posts he'll get exposed for the hack he is and will be hammered accordingly.
Afraid of what exactly? You already formulated your opinion. You just said it. Why go for the bait when the hook is showing?

[motherchicken]

Post an MP3 or you're a pussy. Bottom line.
That's the bottom line cause JHale says so!!!
What a maroon.

[ELVIS]

And I have posted some well recieved guitar clips in the past, mother chicken, but that was before these dweebs even knew what the Roth Army was...

[motherchicken]

And I have posted some well recieved guitar clips in the past, mother chicken, but that was before these dweebs even knew what the Roth Army was...
You can call me sockfucker. All my friends here call me sockfucker.

[jhale667]

Afraid of what exactly? You already formulated your opinion. You just said it. Why go for the bait when the hook is showing?

Actually, fucktard...I've already heard him, so that's how my opinion was formed. Everyone else should get to hear it so they can form theirs. And that's what he's afraid of.

[jhale667]

And I have posted some well recieved guitar clips in the past, mother chicken, but that was before these dweebs even knew what the Roth Army was...

So, now your claim is you once HAD balls, yet you were neutered sometime around 2004 then?



Post up or shut up.

[FORD]

So, now your claim is you once HAD balls, yet you were neutered sometime around 2004 then?



Post up or shut up.

So ELVIS was snipped too? Does he have the same doctor as Ace??

[jhale667]

So ELVIS was snipped too? Does he have the same doctor as Ace??

Same guitar teacher, too. :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

I don't need a teacher...

[jhale667]

Home-schooled. Shocker. :biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

And I have posted some well recieved guitar clips in the past, mother chicken, but that was before these dweebs even knew what the Roth Army was...

Did you post those as Harebuttz?

[motherchicken]

Actually, fucktard...I've already heard him, so that's how my opinion was formed. Everyone else should get to hear it so they can form theirs. And that's what he's afraid of.
Your opinion was formed the same way as your head. Colon pressure.
Why don't you just double dog dare him?

[jhale667]

Your opinion was formed the same way as your head. Colon pressure.
Why don't you just double dog dare him?

This from the guy who's head is so far up his own ass he's left the site out embarassment 3 (going on 4 any day now) times already. Go choke on a sock, willya?

[ELVIS]

You really should proof read your crap...

[motherchicken]

This from the guy who's head is so far up his own ass he's left the site out embarassment 3 (going on 4 any day now) times already.
If I was embarassed and I had my head up my ass wouldn't I tend to stay here rather than leave? More like bored ya greasy haired varmint.
Don't deny the greasy hair shit either. I remember that stupid ass picture with some grade B supposed Playboy bunnies you posted with your face blacked out you obviously bought at some trade show that you claimed proved you were a rock and roll star. It was like 5 hour laughter. Hours and hours of laughter.

[motherchicken]

You really should proof read your crap...
He doesn't proof read crap. He prefers taste testing crap.

[binnie]

Welll, that's an interesting thread ruined...........................

[jhale667]

I don't have to deny anything, you assbag, people here have seen me in person and know you're full of shit....and just because when you losers had hair YOURS was greasy, nasty and acted as chick-repellent doesn't mean everyone else's is. If you fuckers BATHED regularly, you'd know healthy hair shines.

And for the record, the picture was taken on the set of "Rock Star", you idiot.

[motherchicken]

I don't have to deny anything, you assbag, people here have seen me in person and know you're full of shit....
Greasy haired varmint says what.

[jhale667]

I'm bald and fuck socks.


We know.

[jhale667]

Welll, that's an interesting thread ruined...........................


Let's get it back on track.

[Matt White]

Seriously......

Get back on topic or fuck off................

its GEAR STREET...not ROMPER ROOM..................

Like it...or don't like it....but brother....YOU GOTTA LOVE IT

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

"Eatin' ain't Cheatin'"...w/ bonus booty:

[ashstralia]

i make my students watch yngwie clips just so they can see what a bloated clown in a frilly shirt looks like...

'i am ze greatest geetaar player ever!'

yng dude, you're probably not even the greatest player on your block... :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

He probably is...

[jhale667]

[ashstralia]

He probably is...

yowzaa!!!

bet a tenner he aint.

[ELVIS]

I've seen where he lives...

But either way...

Those who can, do...

Those who can't, teach...

And those who can do neither, write bullshit paragraphs about the tools those who can use...


:elvis:

[ashstralia]

Those who can, do...

Those who can't, teach...

:elvis:

check my stuff in the show your work thread. i shred with the big dogs, son.

[ELVIS]

You think so ??

[jhale667]

check my stuff in the show your work thread. i shred with the big dogs, son.


Another person with sack enough to post their work speaks. :baaa:
And stupid's got the adage wrong...those who can't - BITCH. Which is what he does all fucking day here. ;)

[jhale667]

Those who can, do...

Those who can't, teach...

And those who can do neither, write bullshit paragraphs about the tools those who can use...





And those who are completely clueless like you ask those of us who can do it all for advice on gear and recording.

[ashstralia]

oh and btw; one of my students is now touring the world playing in 'wolfmother'. :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Ash that fucking rocks

[ashstralia]

Ash that fucking rocks

yeah mate! and he's a really cool bloke too.

[jhale667]

oh and btw; one of my students is now touring the world playing in 'wolfmother'. :biggrin:

You gotta love that, right? :baaa: One of my friends loooooves them...lol She gave me a bunch of their tunes ...not my thing, but they're not bad!

[jhale667]

The Michael vs Satchel guitar-off...

[hambon4lif]

The 'guitar-off' is one of my favorite parts of their show. Russ is one badass sonofabitch.
George Lynch was onstage with them once and said "This is the part in your show where you bring other guitarists onstage and take them to school".
As if there were anyone on this planet that could school George Lynch....

These guys have chops and they've paid their dues (just as a VH trib). They entertain the hell out of people and take them back to a better time in music. I don't know what the fuck else you could possibly ask from a band these days.

Anyone who doesn't dig this band are just a pack of humorless cunts that don't 'get it'. It's that simple.

[hambon4lif]

:thumb:

[ashstralia]

so, i'm thinkin i can do, and i can teach....:)

i can't think; i'm dancin'.

[ELVIS]

8937


:elvis:

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

This CD kicks ass, I don't care who ya are...:biggrin: The lyrics are retarded, but the tunes and the band are great, plus both Satchel (Russ) and Michael (Ralph) are killing...

[jhale667]

[jhale667]

Saw this today and it brought back memories.....first time I met Russ Parrish he was playing with the late great Kevin Gilbert ...