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jhale667
08-09-2012, 10:21 AM
I want to see this confirmed from other sources, however... Apparently the returns have already been pulled from most of the sites they were published on - but not before people got a glimpse of why Mittens doesn't want anyone to see them...

Anonymous Hacks IRS Database — Publishes Romney Tax Returns


http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/07/28/anonymous-hacks-irs-database-publishes-romney-tax-returns/

Late last night, the mysterious group of hackers known as Anonymous successfully hacked the main database for the Internal Revenue Service. The group appeared to have a singular target- Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney. Romney has been criticized by both parties for his failure to produce more than one past tax return. According to Ann Romney on ABC’s “Good Morning America” they had no intention of ever disclosing the contents on those returns: “We’ve given all you people need to know and understand about our financial situation and how we live our life”. Anonymous however, seems to have thought that we “the people” might want to know a little more about the man who seeks the White House.

The Anonymous attack successfully retrieved 25-years worth of Romney’s tax returns and published them without permission on major websites throughout the Internet. The majority of these websites removed the returns within minutes, however it was too late to completely protect the candidate’s already tainted image. We at Free Wood Post were able to examine Romney’s 2008 tax return and found that he had good reason to fear its release. The 2008 return paints a picture of an extraordinarily wealthy man, whose low tax rate and bizarre itemized deductions will surely raise many questions as to his suitability to be President.

Romney campaign spokeswoman Andrea Saul stated last week that “there has been no year in which Romney paid zero taxes”. In 2008, this was true. He earned $23,425,316 and paid $412.18 in federal income taxes. This calculates to a federal tax rate of 0.0018%. How did Romney get his tax burden so low? According to his return, he had approximately $23,407,000 in itemized deductions. These deductions ranged from $78,923 for “Toupee Creators Unlimited” and $41,826 for “Spray-on tan services” to a $3.8 million dollar write-off for a trip to Las Vegas with potential campaign donors. The Romney family also paid salaries to their numerous employees including, two yacht captains, three pilots for their private jets, two professional dog walkers, one toupee stylist and a “live-in contortionist”. What someone does with a live-in contortionist, one can only speculate. However, the $891,064 Romney spent on an “EWS Donor Party at the Pennsylvania Mansion” might give us a clue. While the return does not indicate what “EWS” stands for, given that the deducted supplies for the party included “Venetian masks, alcohol, lubricant and various Egyptian leather accessories” it was most likely an “Eyes Wide Shut” party
In addition to his wild nights, Romney also deducted health related expenses. These included $127,000 for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for a condition termed “Pseudologia fantastica” also known as Compulsive Liar Syndrome. This may explain why the Republican nominee’s views seem to change dramatically depending on his audience. In fact, his recent string of political gaffes may be the direct result of his inability to keep up with the many competing “truths” he has spoken over the past year. According to noted Psychiatrist Bryan King, “Pathological liars seem utterly sincere about their lies, but if confronted with facts to the contrary, will often just as sincerely reverse their story.” According to Politifact, a news organization that researches the veracity of politician’s statements, only 16% of Romney’s examined statements were found to be completely true.

While the 2008 tax return only gives us a brief glimpse into the life of Mitt Romney, it is unlikely that the other 24 years would have given us his complete financial picture. Given that Romney has several secret tax havens in the Cayman Islands, Bermuda and until recently Switzerland, we will likely never know the extent of his holdings or of the other unorthodox appetites he quenches with that money. However, the Anonymous hack did succeed in giving Americans a better understanding of the Republican candidate.

jhale667
08-09-2012, 10:26 AM
OK, not believing he's writing off toupees... :lmao:

Blaze
08-09-2012, 11:37 AM
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Blaze
08-09-2012, 11:43 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YFNIarbeqfs/T-l3rUdQbMI/AAAAAAAAApU/28ZxUSqrFGE/s1600/awgzctdcmaamvvn.jpg

chefcraig
08-09-2012, 11:53 AM
Nothing from the usual news-based channels or websites, only from bloggers commenting on a story that doesn't appear to have a source other than the freewood site initial posting.

jhale667
08-09-2012, 11:56 AM
Nothing from the usual news-based channels or websites, only from bloggers commenting on a story that doesn't appear to have a source other than the freewood site initial posting.

I'd definitely like to see it confirmed elsewhere.

Blaze
08-09-2012, 12:08 PM
Nothing from the usual news-based channels or websites, only from bloggers commenting on a story that doesn't appear to have a source other than the freewood site initial posting.

ChefCraig, what can I add to milk based smoothies so they do not get so frothy. I would like just a regular slushie like drink, but I am doing something wrong. :(

chefcraig
08-09-2012, 12:36 PM
ChefCraig, what can I add to milk based smoothies so they do not get so frothy. I would like just a regular slushie like drink, but I am doing something wrong. :(

Yeah, that foam is a pain, and even if you make the batch the night before and let it sit overnight, it is still there in the morning. It's caused by a reaction between the fruit, the milk itself, it's temperature and the speed of the blender. There are a couple of things you can try:

1. Try mixing at a slower speed. Less friction, less foam.
2. Failing that, you could switch up the recipe by using Soy milk or even yogurt.

It's all down to individual taste. Personally, I rarely (if ever) drink something created in a blender that doesn't feature a strong dose of alcohol.

FORD
08-09-2012, 12:45 PM
Sadly, I believe this story is satire, judging by some of the other articles on the site.

Hopefully Anonymous sees it though, and will take the hint. :biggrin:

jhale667
08-09-2012, 12:54 PM
Sadly, I believe this story is satire, judging by some of the other articles on the site.

Hopefully Anonymous sees it though, and will take the hint. :biggrin:

One can only hope. ;)

LoungeMachine
08-09-2012, 03:15 PM
Forget the IRS.....

Somebody from the McCain camp is in possession of 23 years of his returns.....

:gulp:

ZahZoo
08-09-2012, 05:09 PM
OK, not believing he's writing off toupees... :lmao:

If toupees had that kind of financial pull... just think how rich we'd have been as a result of the old Toupee thread back at DDLR.com

Satan
08-09-2012, 05:16 PM
On the other hand, how many times has Trump declared bankruptcy? Maybe there's something to the toupee argument after all?

Seshmeister
08-09-2012, 05:19 PM
Given that the US doesn't seem to be willing to elect a bald president I think it would be fair enough for him to write off a toupee against tax.