Teh Porn Whore Have Teh Clap!

[Nickdfresh]

More cases of syphilis in porn found by LA inquiry
By SHAYA TAYEFE MOHAJER | Associated Press – 12 hrs ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Four more cases of syphilis have been found in an investigation of an outbreak among porn performers, bringing the total to nine, and the discovery of more cases is likely, Los Angeles County's top health official said Tuesday.

Five cases were reported last week, causing a trade group for the multi-billion dollar industry to call for a halt in filming to prevent the spread of disease.

"It's not surprising in the adult film industry that we would have transmission of all sexually transmitted diseases because they're having unprotected sex, oftentimes with multiple actors," said Dr. Jonathan Fielding, director of the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health.

The current number of syphilis cases in the most recent outbreak "will grow," said Fielding, adding that an ongoing investigation is expected to uncover more cases. The latest discoveries were made through testing of the sexual partners of the earlier cases found, he said.

All those infected are also in the industry, but it remains unclear whether they contracted the illness on- or off-set, he said.

The Free Speech Coalition called for a nationwide filming moratorium this weekend, telling performers to get tested for syphilis and to get penicillin shots before returning to sets. After performers get the shots, they can go back to work within 10 days, said FSC spokeswoman Joanne Cachapero.

Last year, 819 cases of syphilis were reported throughout Los Angeles County, said Fielding. While the number of cases in the porn community may seem small by comparison, Fielding said, "I doubt that the rate of sexually transmitted disease is higher anywhere else."

Fielding said the county health department is alerting providers that work frequently with porn performers, which are largely located in the San Fernando Valley, to be on the lookout for an increase in syphilis cases.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, syphilis is transmitted through direct contact with syphilis sores, which mainly occur on the external genitals, vagina, anus or inside the rectum.

A single shot of penicillin can cure a person who has had syphilis for less than a year, according to the CDC. Additional doses are necessary for people who have had the STD for a longer period.

The current self-imposed moratorium on porn shoots isn't the first time the industry has stepped in following news of ill performers.

In 2011, major porn producers stopped filming for nearly a week after an adult film performer tested positive for HIV, which causes AIDS. The Free Speech Coalition said the case was later determined to have been a false report.

In 2010, porn actor Derrick Burts was diagnosed as HIV-positive, and his case was confirmed, briefly halting production.

In 2004, at least five performers tested positive for HIV, prompting another brief self-imposed moratorium.

Yahoo.com (http://news.yahoo.com/more-cases-syphilis-porn-found-la-inquiry-002123078.html)

Maybe they should replace the "fluffers" with "scratchers?" :)

[envy_me]

Omg!! My thoughts are with Charlie Sheen :D

[binnie]

It all adds to the flavour......

[ELVIS]

I just love how the pornography perversion has blossomed into an "industry" made up of "actors."

Fucking scum...

They deserve all the diseases and emotional problems they get...

They ask for it...


:elvis:

[jhale667]

Way to be tolerant...how christian of you, ELBOW. They're people too, and I'm willing to bet a lot of them are more fun to hang out with than you...

[Nickdfresh]

I bet a rabid, methamphetamine-smoking wolverine is more fun to hang out with than Elvis...

[chefcraig]

I bet a rabid, methamphetamine-smoking wolverine is more fun to hang out with than Elvis...

Nah, I was married to one. ELVIS simply rocks by comparison. Which says a hell of a lot more about me than it does him.


http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/Large%20Smilies/1lg029why.gif

[Diamondjimi]

I just love how the pornography perversion has blossomed into an "industry" made up of "actors."

Fucking scum...

They deserve all the diseases and emotional problems they get...

They ask for it...


:elvis:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m611ixgj7c1qact9n.jpg

[ELVIS]

I tolerate the scum in the world, but that doesn't mean I have to give it a big gay Facebook (FBI monitored) thumbs up...

It's scum...

Scum...

[ELVIS]

But you know what, fuck being tolerant and PC and all that bullshit...

Tolerant...:rollfuckingeyes:

[jhale667]

Never let on I knew who she was mostly because I was unsure trying to recall her name...think it's Jenna Haze (?) used to hang out at the local Friday's by my office...all the girls I work with love her fashion style... (she does dress cute, and seems nice enough).


Did hook up with a porn girl (who shall remain nameless, not a famous one far as I know) years ago one drunken night at the Rainbow Bar & Grill in Hollywoo' (yes, used protection)...she KICKED MY ASS - in a good way. :sex: But she mentioned how often she was tested and that "Dude, I'm safer than any OTHER girl you're gonna take home in this bar tonight..." sounded logical....:high5:

[Angel]

But you know what, fuck being tolerant and PC and all that bullshit...

Tolerant...:rollfuckingeyes:

We all manage to somehow tolerate you...now THAT'S TOLERANCE

[Angel]

Omg!! My thoughts are with Charlie Sheen :D

Okay, now that was fucking funny! :lmao: :beers8:

[ELVIS]

Sheen is a rock star Vatican assassin from mars...

He's exempt and immune...


:biggrin:

[chefcraig]

Sheen is a rock star Vatican assassin from mars...
:biggrin:

There, now you've gone and described my other ex-wife. :duh:

[jhale667]

I tolerate the scum in the world, but that doesn't mean I have to give it a big gay Facebook (FBI monitored) thumbs up...

It's scum...

Scum...

Actually, come to think of it, one of my best friend's oldest friend is in the biz - and I could give a shit what she does for a living - she is seriously cool peeps, so fuck your judgmental, forgets-what-christianity-is-supposed-to-be-about-daily bullshit.

Who made you the fucking moral authority on anything? Or was it a self-appointment?

[ELVIS]

My ability to recognize scum is God given...

Just because someone is cool peeps doesn't make them right with the universe...

[chefcraig]

My ability to recognize scum is God given...

Just because someone is cool peeps doesn't make them right with the universe...

Yet by the same token, those of us that are decidedly un-right with the universe can be viewed as somewhat cool by their peers, as well. :yo:

[envy_me]

My ability to recognize scum is God given...

Just because someone is cool peeps doesn't make them right with the universe...

Isn't it better to judge somebody by what they do to others opposed to what they do to themselves? As long as nobody else is suffering from them having sex in front of camera it's good with me.
Politicians are far worse, their shit effects others.

[ELVIS]

Let's see, porn is an addiction, so it hurts others...

And porn "stars" spreading diseases also hurts others...

[envy_me]

Let's see, porn is an addiction, so it hurts others...

And porn "stars" spreading diseases also hurts others...

EVERYTHING can become an addiction.

Real people spread diseases too. How come you like Dave, he fucked more then a pornstar :D

[ELVIS]

I like his vocals and his attitude...

I don't care if he's bisexual or whatever he may be, but I don't condone risky sexual behavior...

Porn is a serious addiction that destroys lives and families...

Fuck this atmosphere of tolerance, it's a bunch of bullshit !!

[envy_me]

I like his vocals and his attitude...

I don't care if he's bisexual or whatever he may be, but I don't condone risky sexual behavior...

Porn is a serious addiction that destroys lives and families...

Fuck this atmosphere of tolerance, it's a bunch of bullshit !!

Why is risky sexual behavior worse the risky behavior in general. I used the work in a shop where we got tons of Chinese people. Name one epidemic that didn't start in China. I honestly felt that I was at risk. Am I as bad as a porn star then?

[chefcraig]

Let's see, porn is an addiction, so it hurts others...

And porn "stars" spreading diseases also hurts others...

That's more or less blaming the gun and not it's user. If people want to make porn, I say let 'em. Is it an unhealthy occupation? Of course, and the people involved tend to be crippled emotionally with enough baggage to fill an airport. So what? At the end of the day, so am I and countless others.

So there is no way in hell I'm about to cast aspersions upon somebody's vocational or lifestyle choices, because when ya get down to it, who gives a flying squirrel's nutsack about what I think in regard to someone's personal choice? And calling them scum for their efforts either way just sounds sort of silly. There isn't a person around today that can afford to be so pious, and we all know what happened to the last guy that attempted it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVXR0AKyxA4

[Jesus Christ]

My ability to recognize scum is God given...

Just because someone is cool peeps doesn't make them right with the universe...

Ummm Gregory..... I think ye are missing the point here.

I could throw in My usual taglines here like "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone" and "Judge not, lest ye be judged" and so forth, but ye know all those things. Or at least ye say that ye do.

Instead, let Me just throw in two words here: Mary Magdalene.

And ye know - or at least ye should - what she means to Me. Despite her err... "colorful" past......

[Jesus Christ]

Isn't it better to judge somebody by what they do to others opposed to what they do to themselves?

Verily I say unto you, that it is better not to judge at all, lest ye also be judged.

[So this is love]

QUOTE=Angel;1686061]Okay, now that was fucking funny! :lmao: :beers8:[/QUOTE]

Hey! I like Charlie...

[ELVIS]

Shut the fuck up, FORD!

None of us are without sin, big fucking deal...

Sexual immorality is a big sin and people deserve what they get by engaging in it...

Look the other way if you want, asswipe...

[envy_me]

I like Charlie too.

[envy_me]

Sex is just sex, there is no morality there. It's like breathing, we have to do it to survive. Man, did I survive last friday :D

The problem with families isn't something from the outside splitting them up, the problem is that idiots who I wouldn't let take care of my lightbulb are starting a family.

Most people actually shouldn't reproduce. The kids end up suffering.

[So this is love]

In fact I watch back to back episode daily these days.....just yesterday I saw the one where Ed comes of the johns mumbling something about his noodling...:focus:

[jhale667]

My ability to recognize scum is God given...


That doesn't make you sound like a pompous prick, AT ALL...




Just because someone is cool peeps doesn't make them right with the universe...


And just because you think you're all-knowing and right with the universe doesn't mean you are.

[Jesus Christ]

Shut the fuck up, LORD!

None of us are without sin, big fucking deal...

Sexual immorality is a big sin and people deserve what they get by engaging in it...


Why are ye always trying to do My job, Gregory? :(

Ye cannot forgive sins. Ye cannot heal the sick nor raise the dead. So why do ye presume to judge others?

For verily I say unto you that if someone hath sinned, then shouldn't ye be encouraging them to find forgiveness in Me, rather than condemn them to suffering and disease?

[chefcraig]

For verily I say unto you that if someone hath sinned, then shouldn't ye be encouraging them to find forgiveness in Me, rather than condemn them to suffering and disease?

Not for nothing yer lordship, but I have enough difficulty forgiving myself for some of the boneheaded crap I've pulled, let alone have the energy to come looking to you for any sort of salvation. To be perfectly honest, basic cable and vodka fill that void just as well. Along with (of course), free internet porn.

[Coyote]

Shut the fuck up, FORD!

None of us are without sin, big fucking deal...

Sexual immorality is a big sin and people deserve what they get by engaging in it...

Look the other way if you want, asswipe...

Such aggression begs the question: So when's the last time you got laid?

[ELVIS]

Yet by the same token, those of us that are decidedly un-right with the universe can be viewed as somewhat cool by their peers, as well. :yo:

Peers and friends are like buttons in an elevator...

They can take you up or down...

[ELVIS]

Such aggression begs the question· So when's the last time you got laid?

This morning, by my wife...

The way it's supposed to be...

[Matt White]

"SAD" is what it is.............

" Half the women I knew outside porn had been sexually abused as little girls, so it only stood to reason that the statistics might apply in porn as well. One study of the general population claims it is two out of three. The puzzling refrain I'd begun hearing from porn outsiders: "There are plenty of people with histories of sexual abuse who didn't grow up to be porn stars." That's missing the point: The ones who did become sex workers were abused. All of them, that's my guess."

-From Ian Gittler, A Diary of Six Years in the Life of a Porn Star. Rolling Stone October 14, 1999

[ZahZoo]

Peers and friends are like buttons in an elevator...

They can take you up or down...

If you follow that logic... best find all your friends in the basement so there's only one way to go... up!!

[binnie]

It's an interesting one, internet porn.

I wonder if those people who think that it is an 'addiction' or a 'perversion' (I agree with the first but not the second) would allow the state the power to restrict it's presence on the internet. Seems to me that the only way to 'solve' the problem (if you see it as one) is for government regulation. But that would all be part of the end of personal freedom, wouldn't it?

Must be a bitch being right-wing....

[jhale667]

Such aggression begs the question: So when's the last time you got laid?

Coulda been 5 minutes ago, but he's so angry he's clearly doing something wrong...

[Coyote]

Coulda been 5 minutes ago, but he's so angry he's clearly doing something wrong...

I'll bet he's speeding.

[ELVIS]

It's an interesting one, internet porn.

I wonder if those people who think that it is an 'addiction' or a 'perversion' (I agree with the first but not the second) would allow the state the power to restrict it's presence on the internet. Seems to me that the only way to 'solve' the problem (if you see it as one) is for government regulation. But that would all be part of the end of personal freedom, wouldn't it?

Must be a bitch being right-wing....

Well, im not right wing, and I sure as hell don't want the federal government involved in personal freedom...

Education is the key...

But in today's world of tolerance, where anything and everything is cool, it's a bit difficult...

[hambon4lif]

I'll bet he's speeding.Being on the business end of a strap-on seems more likely.....

[envy_me]

Elvis, I don't agree with you, but you have a right to your opinion.

But I won't call you names or make jokes about you, cause that would make me a hypocrate. You can't tell sombody not to judge, and five seconds later be the one who's judging.

[Nickdfresh]

I tolerate the scum in the world, but that doesn't mean I have to give it a big gay Facebook (FBI monitored) thumbs up...

It's scum...

Scum...

Oh Elvis, I so hope you're one day the religious dictator of America, so you Jesus-fully™ purify the lands with Pol Pot like zeal!

[LoungeMachine]

Well, im not right wing, .

:lmao:

Dude, you're so far right you're Right Wingtip

:gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Well, im not right wing,...

The fuck you aren't!


...and I sure as hell don't want the federal government involved in personal freedom...

That just makes you basically a Militia nutter, McVeigh would have said the same thing. You can still be anti-gov't and be extremely right wing...

You're a couple Turner Diary readings away from buying lots of fertilizer and diesel fuel...

[jhale667]

:lmao:

Dude, you're so far right you're Right Wingtip

:gulp:


:lmao:

[ELVIS]

So busy making tacos you're void of any original thought ??

[DLR Bridge]

So busy making tacos you're void of any original thought ??

You just canceled yourself out. Don'tcha think the taco bit is getting old?

[Diamondjimi]

I tolerate the scum in the world, but that doesn't mean I have to give it a big gay Facebook (FBI monitored) thumbs up...

It's scum...

Scum...


But you know what, fuck being tolerant and PC and all that bullshit...

Tolerant...:rollfuckingeyes:


Ever had a woman that could blow your fucking mind in the bedroom? Sure doesn't sound like it...
You're probably the biggest viewer of porn on this fuckin site. Most likely gay porn, ffs, the way you spew nothing but hate towards gay people...

You sound like someone who's more at ease with a box of tissues and a bottle of lotion than a real woman, anyway. :handjob:

:Loser:

[LoungeMachine]

RODEO SEX:

Mount your woman from behind, grab her hair, pull it back, and whisper in her ear "your sister was better"

Now, try and hold on for 8 seconds.

:gulp:

[DONNIEP]

This also works if you say "your best friend was better"...

[Diamondjimi]

You can't tell sombody not to judge, and five seconds later be the one who's judging.

Ignore him. He's as ignorant as this pathetic bunch of cousin fuckers...

http://fiftyseventhirtythree.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/protest.jpg

[Jesus Christ]

So busy making tacos you're void of any original thought ??

What is with thy obsession with tacos, Gregory? :jesuslol:

[LoungeMachine]

This also works if you say "your best friend was better"...

It does, yes. But sister increases the difficulty factor by 10, thus making it a true sporting event.

:gulp:

Bonus points for birthday, anniversary, or during make up sex.

[hambon4lif]

What is with thy obsession with tacos, Gregory? :jesuslol:That's the root of the problem, JC. If he was actually getting some 'taco', then maybe he wouldn't be such a self-righteous prick.:thumb:

[hambon4lif]

It does, yes. But sister increases the difficulty factor by 10, thus making it a true sporting event.

:gulp:

Bonus points for birthday, anniversary, or during make up sex.On my birthday, my girlfriend lets me give her a "Tony Danza"...where I mount her from behind, grab a fistful of her hair, rap her head against the headboard and scream " WHO'S THE BOSS, BITCH?!?!!!...WHO'S THE BOSS?!?!!?"

[LoungeMachine]

That's the root of the problem, JC. If he was actually getting some 'taco', then maybe he wouldn't be such a self-righteous prick.:thumb:

You just described the entire GOP

:gulp:

[binnie]

Well, im not right wing, and I sure as hell don't want the federal government involved in personal freedom...

Education is the key...

But in today's world of tolerance, where anything and everything is cool, it's a bit difficult...

Personally, I think it's time that porn on the internet was regulated. If adults still want to access it, they should be able too. But I think it should be on an 'opt in' basis.

God only knows how it'd work, but it would be a start....

[Coyote]

Personally, I think it's time that porn on the internet was regulated. If adults still want to access it, they should be able too. But I think it should be on an 'opt in' basis.

God only knows how it'd work, but it would be a start....

Simple. It's called "logging out".

[Jesus Christ]

That's the root of the problem, JC. If he was actually getting some 'taco', then maybe he wouldn't be such a self-righteous prick.:thumb:


You just described the entire GOP

:gulp:


Verily....

And as I said to My servant Saul of Tarsus, when I introduced Myself to him on the road to Damascus, It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks!! :jesuslol:

[ELVIS]

Blah blah blah blah...

Blah blah blah...

You queers can convince yourselves all day and all night that whatever you think and feel is ok...

but it's still not...

God is real and sex outside of marriage (meaning between a man and a woman) is a sin...

And sin is transgression of divine law...

[LoungeMachine]

Blah blah blah blah...

Blah blah blah...

You queers can convince yourselves all day and all night that whatever you think and feel is ok...



Blah, blah, blah...


Just can't help it, can you?

:gulp:

It's literally out of your control mentally.

[ELVIS]

What's out of my control, the ability to call people names ??

That's 100% deliberate, fuckface...

[LoungeMachine]

What's out of my control, the ability to call people names ??

That's 100% deliberate, fuckface...


No your constant projection by calling us fags, queers, homos, cocksuckers.....

:gulp:

God is real? So is your self-hatred

[jhale667]

Blah blah blah blah...

Blah blah blah...

Yep, that's how your usual posts sound...



God is real and sex outside of marriage (meaning between a man and a woman) is a sin...

And sin is transgression of divine law...



Bet if he/she exists he/she will get over THAT easier than some of the other shit you spew regularly....HOWEVER this begs the question:

So are we to then believe you and wifey waited until your wedding night?

[ELVIS]

I don't hate you or anyone...

That's your guilty conscience talking...

[ELVIS]

So are we to then believe you and wifey waited until your wedding night?

My 26 year old wife did, but I'm gonna be 45 Friday, and I've been married before, so...

[binnie]

Simple. It's called "logging out".

I tend to disagree.

It's still too available for people under the age of 18 to view. But regulation will never happen, so it's kind of a moot point anyway....

[Seshmeister]

Blah blah blah blah...

Blah blah blah...

You queers can convince yourselves all day and all night that whatever you think and feel is ok...

but it's still not...

God is real and sex outside of marriage (meaning between a man and a woman) is a sin...

And sin is transgression of divine law...

You have become an amazing poster boy for atheism.

Keep up the good work. :)

[ELVIS]

And you've become a poster boy for bullshit...

Does that make us even ??

No, I believe in God...

[Seshmeister]

Swapping your addictions for this invisible sky daddy thing is clearly not making you happy.

I think it does work for some people but you don't need to be a psychologist to see from your posts that it's not making you happy at all.

[Jesus Christ]

You have become an amazing poster boy for atheism.

Keep up the good work. :)

At times, he even makes Me doubt Myself :(

[Jesus Christ]

And you've become a poster boy for bullshit...

Does that make us even ??

No, I believe in God...

Then keep My teachings.

[ELVIS]

Get the fuck out with the liberal jesus bullshit...

[binnie]

Only the Rotharmy could turn a thread about porn - PORN - into a dry hump.

The logical thing would be to post pics. :D

[Seshmeister]

Get the fuck out with the liberal jesus bullshit...

Well you're fucked then dude - you're going to hell.




<< Mark 10 >>
New International Version 1984
Divorce

1 Jesus then left that place and went into the region of Judea and across the Jordan. Again crowds of people came to him, and as was his custom, he taught them.

2 Some Pharisees came and tested him by asking, “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife?”

3 “What did Moses command you?” he replied.

4 They said, “Moses permitted a man to write a certificate of divorce and send her away.”

5 It was because your hearts were hard that Moses wrote you this law,” Jesus replied.

6 “But at the beginning of creation God ‘made them male and female.’a

7 "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.”

10 When they were in the house again, the disciples asked Jesus about this. He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.”

[Seshmeister]

Lucky for you it's all a big fairy story. :D

[Coyote]

It's still too available for people under the age of 18 to view.

I agree. But it's no different from going through someones porn stash.

[binnie]

I agree. But it's no different from going through someones porn stash.

I dunno dude. It amazes me that 14 year old boys manage to get anything done in 2012 with that world of unlimited pron out there......

[vandeleur]

I dunno dude. It amazes me that 14 year old boys manage to get anything done in 2012 with that world of unlimited pron out there......

The same way we do ... They don't .
I know the point your getting at and it's valid , but before the net , before video , before magazines probably .Its a bit of a right of passage for young men to view porn. For fuck sake I bet there are racey cave paintings they secretly used to check out when dad cave man was out .

[Coyote]

I dunno dude. It amazes me that 14 year old boys manage to get anything done in 2012 with that world of unlimited pron out there......

Maybe that's the thing. There's no end to it, so there's no burning need to keep watching it consistently...

[Seshmeister]

A hundred years ago half the population would be watching it every night as they watched their parents fuck when most people lived in one or two rooms with large families.

That was assuming that Dad didn't come home drunk and fuck them.

Things are improving all the time and we need to be careful that we don't let the do gooders (and do badders) throw the baby out with the bathwater as they try and 'protect' us by censoring the internet.

[LoungeMachine]

Get the fuck out with the liberal jesus bullshit...

:lmao:

Post of the Decade........

:gulp:

fucking classic

[Seshmeister]

I thought the irony of 'Education is the key' was a funnier, in a kind of sad way. :)

[LoungeMachine]

I thought the irony of 'Education is the key' was a funnier, in a kind of sad way. :)

How does it get any better/funnier/ironic/sad than a born again bible thumper saying Get the fuck out with the liberal jesus bullshit...

:gulp:

[Jesus Christ]

Verily :(

[LoungeMachine]

ELVIS has now had TWO chances to learn the teachings of his faith's leader.....

:gulp:

Can he be Born Again Again? Third time's the charm?

[Nickdfresh]

Blah blah blah blah...

Blah blah blah...

You queers can convince yourselves all day and all night that whatever you think and feel is ok...

but it's still not...

God is real and sex outside of marriage (meaning between a man and a woman) is a sin...

And sin is transgression of divine law...

Well, praise Jesus that after being a lush and a druggie that "found God™", you can now be such a sanctimonious, judgmental prick. Good on ya'! :thumb:

[jhale667]

Ever had a woman that could blow your fucking mind in the bedroom? Sure doesn't sound like it...

If you hear the words "former gymnast" it's gonna be a good night, too...



What is with thy obsession with tacos, Gregory? :jesuslol:

They're delicious, AND he gets to hate on an ethnic minority while eating them...

[Nickdfresh]

Only the Rotharmy could turn a thread about porn - PORN - into a dry hump.

The logical thing would be to post pics. :D

We wouldn't want to offend Elvis' Christian sensibilities and have him call us "queers and homos" for looking at naked women...

[jhale667]

We wouldn't want to offend Elvis' Christian sensibilities and have him call us "queers and homos" for looking at naked women...

We need help, we're addicts! Whatthefuckever... :biggrin:
Did I mention another gig was right next door to one of the top 2 PR0N production companies in teh valley? Location, location...


:guitar:

[Jesus Christ]

ELVIS has now had TWO chances to learn the teachings of his faith's leader.....

:gulp:

Can he be Born Again Again? Third time's the charm?

Ye can be born again as many times as ye wish. But unless ye keep My teachings, then what would be the point?

[LoungeMachine]

I know it seems like we're piling on in this thread....

I have nothing against the guy. I know 90% of this is online shtick he plays. He's probably not half the douche he pretends to be.

:gulp:

But jesus on a fucking triscuit wrapped in gay bacon it gets ridiculous at times the shit he posts....

:lmao:

[Jesus Christ]

There is no bacon on My Triscuits, regardless of the pig's sexual orientation.

That whole Kosher thing, ya know? :jesuslol:

[jhale667]

I know it seems like we're piling on in this thread....

I have nothing against the guy. I know 90% of this is online shtick he plays. He's probably not half the douche he pretends to be.

:gulp:

But jesus on a fucking triscuit wrapped in gay bacon it gets ridiculous at times the shit he posts....

:lmao:


I'd almost agree. But c'mon, the shtick is old.

[LoungeMachine]

I'd almost agree. But c'mon, the shtick is old.

No one said he could write

:gulp:

Some people only have one LP/book in them.....ELBOW had a short story followed by a life of writer's block

[Angel]

Why is risky sexual behavior worse the risky behavior in general. I used the work in a shop where we got tons of Chinese people. Name one epidemic that didn't start in China. I honestly felt that I was at risk. Am I as bad as a porn star then?

Small pox, believed to have started in an African rodent.

Spanish flu, first seen on an US army base (hmmm...)

Aids, originated from Africa. Many believe was brought to N America by a very promiscuous Quebecois.
But yes, the majority come from China. I would think probably from the areas that are humid. Dense moist foilage is the perfect breeding ground.

[ELVIS]

No one said he could write

:gulp:

Some people only have one LP/book in them.....ELBOW had a short story followed by a life of writer's block

Just wait until I turn my paranoid ramblings into a double LP !!


:biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

I'd almost agree. But c'mon, the shtick is old.

It's now reaching Katydid levels.

Damnation for people who have sex outwith marriage - at a Dave Lee Roth website?

Gimme a break...

[DONNIEP]

Dense moist foilage is the perfect breeding ground.

Another good reason why women should keep the bush trimmed back!! :)

[jhale667]

Another good reason why women should keep the bush trimmed back!! :)

Trim the hedge, just don't scorch the earth. :baaa:

[DONNIEP]

Trim the hedge, just don't scorch the earth. :baaa:

Speaking of which - it's time to check out the Muff thread...

[ELVIS]

It's now reaching Katydid levels.

Damnation for people who have sex outwith marriage - at a Dave Lee Roth website?

Gimme a break...

I never said damnation, that's your drunken imagination getting the better of you...

[jhale667]

Speaking of which - it's time to check out the Muff thread...

Is that a hint it's time to update it? :biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

I never said damnation, that's your drunken imagination getting the better of you...

You are the one with the imaginary invisible friend with a magic set of rules that you pick from but ignore the ones that don't suit you.

[DONNIEP]

Is that a hint it's time to update it? :biggrin:

Nah man, I just haven't checked it in a while :) I need some contributrors to THE Nancy Grace thread. Who knew keeping a pron thread going was so much work?

[jhale667]

Nah man, I just haven't checked it in a while :) I need some contributrors to THE Nancy Grace thread. Who knew keeping a pron thread going was so much work?

Yeah, it requires like, research and stuff...:biggrin:

Speaking of the Nancy Grace thread...

[DONNIEP]

You are the one with the imaginary invisible friend with a magic set of rules that you pick from but ignore the ones that don't suit you.

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, it requires like, research and stuff...:biggrin:

Speaking of the Nancy Grace thread...

Yeah, I've let the Nancy Grace thread slide, I know. Quality poontang is hard to find! :biggrin:

[jhale667]

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?


There's a Christopher Hitchens bit where he talks about just that...how can you believe in a benevolent deity that would ALLOW that, much less do it. And that even if you totally accept the bible's the Earth is 6,000 years old bit...that's still 4,000 years he didn't give a shit: most mothers died in childbirth, disease, war, cruelty and stupidity was rampant...and then god decides to intervene - by creating a version of himself to send on a suicide mission? When you put it that way... :umm:

[Jesus Christ]

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?

That's not the way We roll..... :cool:

[jhale667]

That's not the way We roll..... :cool:

Speak of the...oh wait a minute... :biggrin:

[Jesus Christ]

There's a Christopher Hitchens bit where he talks about just that...how can you believe in a benevolent deity that would ALLOW that, much less do it. And that even if you totally accept the bible's the Earth is 6,000 years old bit...that's still 4,000 years he didn't give a shit: most mothers died in childbirth, disease, war, cruelty and stupidity was rampant...and then god decides to intervene - by creating a version of himself to send on a suicide mission? When you put it that way... :umm:

There was a householder who planted a vineyard, and set a hedge around it, and dug a wine press in it, and built a tower, and let it out to tenants, and went into another country. When the season of fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the tenants, to get his fruit; and the tenants took his servants and beat one, killed another, and stoned another. Again he sent other servants, more than the first; and they did the same to them. Afterward he sent his son to them, saying, `They will respect my son.' But when the tenants saw the son, they said to themselves, `This is the heir; come, let us kill him and have his inheritance.' And they took him and cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. When therefore the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those tenants?"

[jhale667]

There was a householder who planted a vineyard, and set a hedge around it, and dug a wine press in it, and built a tower, and let it out to tenants, and went into another country. When the season of fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the tenants, to get his fruit; and the tenants took his servants and beat one, killed another, and stoned another. Again he sent other servants, more than the first; and they did the same to them. Afterward he sent his son to them, saying, `They will respect my son.' But when the tenants saw the son, they said to themselves, `This is the heir; come, let us kill him and have his inheritance.' And they took him and cast him out of the vineyard, and killed him. When therefore the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those tenants?"

Slowly evict them with cancer, kids first? :confused:

[DONNIEP]

That's not the way We roll..... :cool:

Well surely you were listening in on the revival I went to when I was 12. You remember, the one where the preacher told the story about the dad who skipped church a couple of Sundays to go fishing with his kid so God reached down and pushed Jr. off the pier and watched him drown just to punish the dad. Of course, looking back as an adult I know that's nonsense and just a typical Southern Baptist scare tactic. But that's the kinda thing that a lot of people believe and it turns a lot of people off.

Ah, I'm getting a headache. I'm going back to THE Nancy Grace thread :biggrin:

[Jesus Christ]

Slowly evict them with cancer, kids first? :confused:

Most cancers result from what mankind hath done to the earth, and to yourselves. Ye ingest all these toxic chemicals and wonder why they would damage thy bodies.

Good rule to live by: If Dad & I didn't create it, it's not actually FOOD.

[Jesus Christ]

Well surely you were listening in on the revival I went to when I was 12. You remember, the one where the preacher told the story about the dad who skipped church a couple of Sundays to go fishing with his kid so God reached down and pushed Jr. off the pier and watched him drown just to punish the dad. Of course, looking back as an adult I know that's nonsense and just a typical Southern Baptist scare tactic. But that's the kinda thing that a lot of people believe and it turns a lot of people off.


Too many so-called "ministers" are preaching doctrines which have nothing at all to do with My teachings. This would certainly be one of them. :(

[envy_me]

It's now reaching Katydid levels.

Damnation for people who have sex outwith marriage - at a Dave Lee Roth website?

Gimme a break...

This was before my time, what did Katydid do? :D

[Seshmeister]

Everybody does that - you just follow the rules that fit your particular view of the faith. For example, I know plenty of people who truly believe if you say something bad about another person then God might just do something horrible to your kid. You know, to punish you. Even if that kid is "saved". Horrible, isn't it?

It's not great.

I don't mean to get personal but since he already mentioned it himself in this thread, ELVIS is divorced.

The Jesus character in the bible says twice in two different gospels that if you divorce your wife you are an adulterer and adulterers go to hell.

He doesn't say anything at all about homosexuals so it seems pretty fucking likely that divorce was seen as much worse than bumming or even gay marriage.

Most of these zealous people also work on Sunday breaking a commandment every week.

Christian zealotry is always a joke because the original material it's based on is a mess.

[Northern Girl]

If you are saved, ALL sins are forgiven - past, present and future.

However, that's doesn't mean just do whatever you want and you're covered. You are expected to do your best to live by God's word and repent of your sins and ask for forgiveness.

[ELVIS]

What a dum dum...

for someone who claims to read the bible, you know jack squat...

You're just trying to be clever so you can prove how dumb christians are, or something like that...

But whatever dude, you're nowhere near as smart as you think...

Your brain is pickled...


:elvis:

[binnie]

What a dum dum...

for someone who claims to read the bible, you know jack squat...

You're just trying to be clever so you can prove how dumb christians are, or something like that...

But whatever dude, you're nowhere near as smart as you think...

Your brain is pickled...


:elvis:


Seems to me that the intelligent thing to do would be to refute Sesh's arguments, Elvis. If divorce is sanctioning by the Bible (or by your Church) then an explanation of it along Christian terms would be the way to respond.

Sesh's brains may be 'pickled' (he'd getting on, you know) but that doesn't mean that his arguments are.

[Seshmeister]

It's very strange that any time I take a week off the booze is when I get accused of being drunk. :D

[Seshmeister]

Seems to me that the intelligent thing to do would be to refute Sesh's arguments, Elvis. If divorce is sanctioning by the Bible (or by your Church) then an explanation of it along Christian terms would be the way to respond.


He would if he could but his belief system based very loosely on Christianity is built on such a shaky house of cards he can't examine because then it would immediately collapse.

[Seshmeister]

Seems to me that the intelligent thing to do would be to refute Sesh's arguments, Elvis. If divorce is sanctioning by the Bible (or by your Church) then an explanation of it along Christian terms would be the way to respond.

Sesh's brains may be 'pickled' (he'd getting on, you know) but that doesn't mean that his arguments are.




"The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt"

- Bertrand Russell

[Seshmeister]

This was before my time, what did Katydid do? :D

http://bit.ly/O4QJjs

[ashstralia]

Epic read, but wasn't this about porn? :)

[ELVIS]

It's very strange that any time I take a week off the booze is when I get accused of being drunk. :D

Because you need alcohol to think straight...

[Seshmeister]

There you go, now read that to yourself 20 times. :)

[binnie]

He would if he could but his belief system based very loosely on Christianity is built on such a shaky house of cards he can't examine because then it would immediately collapse.

I am fully aware of that Sesh :D

My point is that there will be Christian positions on divorce out there, just as there are Christian positions on homosexuality out there.

[Seshmeister]

I am fully aware of that Sesh :D

My point is that there will be Christian positions on divorce out there, just as there are Christian positions on homosexuality out there.

I'm sure they do it in as many positions as non Christian homosexuals. :)

The point is that ELVIS wants to be extremely liberal about divorce,i.e. he knows better than Jesus, but hard line on things that don't suit him at the moment which is of course ridiculous.

[ELVIS]

Ok Binnie...





I don't mean to get personal but since he already mentioned it himself in this thread, ELVIS is divorced.

It's nice of you to take the high road before landing in the gutter, eh ??

The Jesus character in the bible says twice in two different gospels that if you divorce your wife you are an adulterer and adulterers go to hell.

My first wife cheated on me several times so I divorced her...

But I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of sexual immorality, makes her commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Matthew 5:31-32

He doesn't say anything at all about homosexuals so it seems pretty fucking likely that divorce was seen as much worse than bumming or even gay marriage.

For this reason [idolatry] God gave them up to passions of dishonor; for even their females exchanged the natural use for that which is contrary to nature, and likewise also the males, having left the natural use of the female, were inflamed by their lust for one another, males with males, committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was fitting for their error.

Romans 1:26-27

Homosexuality also falls under the term 'fornicators' in the Bible...

Most of these zealous people also work on Sunday breaking a commandment every week.

Therefore, let no one pass judgment on you in questions of food and drink or with regard to a festival or a new moon or a sabbath. These are only a shadow of what is to come; but the substance belongs to Christ.

Colossians 2:13-17

So then, there remains a sabbath rest for the people of God; for whoever enters God's rest also ceases from his labors as God did from his.

Hebrews 4:9-10

"Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me; for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."

Matthew 11:28-30

Christian zealotry is always a joke because the original material it's based on is a mess.

The joke is really on you and your desire to run your own life to suit yourself...

You are protecting your ego and that leads to nowhere but frustration...




:elvis:

[ELVIS]

I'm sure they do it in as many positions as non Christian homosexuals. :)

The point is that ELVIS wants to be extremely liberal about divorce,i.e. he knows better than Jesus, but hard line on things that don't suit him at the moment which is of course ridiculous.

Delusions Mr. Seshmeister, DELUSIONS !!

[Angel]

I just want to know if Jhale has ever met Ginger Lynn. Always had a thing for that woman. :biggrin:

[ZahZoo]

I just love how the pornography perversion has blossomed into an "industry" made up of "actors."

Fucking scum...

They deserve all the diseases and emotional problems they get...

They ask for it...


:elvis:

If you are happy that Guitar God Eddie was snatched from the death spiral he was in... maybe you should be a bit more appreciative of the porn industry... it does appear his hitching his wagon to porn publicist/stunt double Janie was a major turning point that got Ed back to living and making music...

[ELVIS]

No, I'm not appreciative of the porn industry that destroys lives and relationships...

Wolf and Dave (I'm sure Al fits in there somewhere) seem to have also been instrumental in Edward getting his act together...

[ELVIS]

I just want to know if Jhale has ever met Ginger Lynn. Always had a thing for that woman. :biggrin:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kOthKLSZJzM/TECUqr8KqWI/AAAAAAAACMQ/IgW9O2tlo4w/s1600/pumpkin_barf.jpg


:elvis:

[DLR Bridge]

No, I'm not appreciative of the porn industry that destroys lives and relationships.....

But if guns don't kill people, people kill people, wouldn't that make the destroyed life the fault of the porn viewer and not the porn industry?

[ELVIS]

Maybe in the case of an adult, but not an underage person, or a child...

BTW, I don't advocate banning porn or guns or anything...

I'm all for freedom, and I'm free to educate anyone who will listen when I have something to say...


:biggrin:

[jhale667]

I just want to know if Jhale has ever met Ginger Lynn. Always had a thing for that woman. :biggrin:

Loved her back in the day too, but no, I haven't. A friend has been on her radio show though, does that count? ;)

Amber Lynn however, must live nearby because I see her at the local grocery store all the time.

[Angel]

Loved her back in the day too, but no, I haven't. A friend has been on her radio show though, does that count? ;)

Amber Lynn however, must live nearby because I see her at the local grocery store all the time.

Aah, Ginger & Amber. Spent many a fine moment with those two ladies...






in my mind. ;)

[jhale667]

No, I'm not appreciative of the porn industry that destroys lives and relationships...

Doubt it's saved any lives, but it's probably saved more relationships than you think...




Wolf and Dave (I'm sure Al fits in there somewhere) seem to have also been instrumental in Edward getting his act together...

Deny all you want, but it's pretty obvious she was the catalyst.

[ELVIS]

Obvious how, numbskull ??

And you're saying porn saves relationships ??

[jhale667]

Obvious how, numbskull ??

And you're saying porn saves relationships ??

Y'know, you can always tell when you're floundering in the debate, because every question has extra "??"s at the end... :biggrin:


That's exactly what I'm saying, on both counts, fuckstump. If Ed hadn't had something/someone to live FOR, who's to say Dave, Al, and Wolf ever could have reached him? And lots of couples watch PR0N together. You should try it - if your wife was a virgin like you claim, you know she could use to learn some new positions... :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

You need porn for that ??

[DLR Bridge]

Didn't Ginger do a bit in the Devil's Rejects? I always thought Amber Lynn was hotter and raunchier.

[jhale667]

You need porn for that ??

See? Another thing you can't help...

No, you don't need it, but holding the Kama Sutra manual DOES keep a hand busy that could be giving her the shocker.

[Angel]

This was before my time, what did Katydid do? :D

Married Elvis :biggrin:

[Angel]

Didn't Ginger do a bit in the Devil's Rejects? I always thought Amber Lynn was hotter and raunchier.

Amber was raunchier butt there was always something about Ginger that drove me wild.

[vandeleur]

[QUOTE=Angel;1686399something about Ginger that drove me wild.[/QUOTE]

Her tongue ;-)

[fourthcoming]

Ginger is a legend. I grew up with that dirty girl.

[fourthcoming]

Didn't Ginger do a bit in the Devil's Rejects? I always thought Amber Lynn was hotter and raunchier.

She most certainly did.

[fourthcoming]

Jamie Summers was a champ as well....just wanted to throw that out there.

[LoungeMachine]

It's very strange that any time I take a week off the booze

Speaking of sin

:gulp:

How dareth thou

[Angel]

Ginger is a legend. I grew up with that dirty girl.

She's still a dirty girl...I follow her on Twitter. Don't tweet her though...my son follows me ;)

[envy_me]

So, Elvis, your wife must have been very religious already before she met you, since she was a virgin that late in her life.
Did you go even more religious after you fell in love with her, since our lovers have tendency to drag us into whatever they are into?
And what religion are you involved in?

[FORD]

Elvis calls himself a Christian, but he refers to the teachings of Christ as "Liberal bullshit".

[ELVIS]

No, I refer to your interpretation of jesus as liberal bullshit...

[ELVIS]

So, Elvis, your wife must have been very religious already before she met you, since she was a virgin that late in her life.
Did you go even more religious after you fell in love with her, since our lovers have tendency to drag us into whatever they are into?
And what religion are you involved in?

I am a born again non-denominational Christian...

I met my wife in church when she was nineteen and we became very good friends...

I wandered into the church in 2003 when I was down on my luck after destroying myself and my life with prescription drugs and alcohol...

I was a total mental case disgusted with myself and the drugs...

I went in with an open mind and applied myself 100% and my life slowly changed for the better everyday, and here I am, married to my best friend (and an awesome woman) and living the good life...


:elvis:

[envy_me]

I am a born again non-denominational Christian...

I met my wife in church when she was nineteen and we became very good friends...

I wandered into the church in 2003 when I was down on my luck after destroying myself and my life with prescription drugs and alcohol...

I was a total mental case disgusted with myself and the drugs...

I went in with an open mind and applied myself 100% and my life slowly changed for the better everyday, and here I am, married to my best friend (and an awesome woman) and living the good life...


:elvis:

That is good. As long as you are happy with your life. Many people find comfort in religion. Religion can be used in both good purpose and in bad.
Wich branch of christianity exactly is it you belong to?

[ELVIS]

Non-demonitional, no branch and basically no religion or religious activity...

I go to a small Bible based church and I attend Bible study occasionally...

It's not about religion, it's about truth and life...

I don't have any religious structure, so to speak, as a Catholic might have...

I just live my life, help others and do the right thing and I have countless blessings...

It sounds silly, but it's true. My personal needs and wants are fullfilled, period...

I got it good...:biggrin:

[gbranton]

Religion can be used in both good purpose and in bad.

As can almost everything else on Earth. You can drink enough water to kill you, you can die from oxygen toxicity. There is some good in most everything.

[ELVIS]

Except crack...


:biggrin:

[gbranton]

Except crack...

It has removed some people from the gene pool who shouldn't reproduce.

[fourthcoming]

Except crack...


:biggrin:

And Samuel Hagar

[envy_me]

Non-demonitional, no branch and basically no religion or religious activity...

I go to a small Bible based church and I attend Bible study occasionally...

It's not about religion, it's about truth and life...

I don't have any religious structure, so to speak, as a Catholic might have...

I just live my life, help others and do the right thing and I have countless blessings...

It sounds silly, but it's true. My personal needs and wants are fullfilled, period...

I got it good...:biggrin:

Oh, I get it. I am not religious, but I have grown up around couple of different religions. I am in general against organized religion. In general.
There are some that I think are fantastic like hindus, sikhism, I also like seventh day adventists. I lived for a year in a place where they were really big, and me and my dad hung out with them and did work for ADRA during the war. They were fantastic.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, Organized religion is a form of control in a lot of cases, but there are some really great small, independent churches all around the world that are honest and do great things...

[Nickdfresh]

Because you need alcohol to think straight...

No. YOU FUCKING NEED alcohol to think straight!

[gbranton]

And Samuel Hagar

He gives us a point of reference with which to contrast the greatness of David Lee Roth.

[Nickdfresh]

Ok Binnie...






:elvis:

I love it when Elvis starts getting really pissed and stops using the quote function because he's so owned... :)

[ELVIS]

YOU FUCKING NEED alcohol to think straight!

Did I touch a nerve again ??

20mg of SHUT THE FUCK UP should do the trick...


:biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

The Jesus character in the bible says twice in two different gospels that if you divorce your wife you are an adulterer and adulterers go to hell.

My first wife cheated on me several times so I divorced her...

But I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of sexual immorality, makes her commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Matthew 5:31-32

Yeah, I bet you were so perfect and it was ALL her fault, right? Right!

[ELVIS]

I love it when Elvis starts getting really pissed and stops using the quote function because he's so owned... :)

I love it when you look for deeper meaning in my posts...

It proves you need another 20mg...


:elvis:

[Nickdfresh]

Did I touch a nerve again ??

20mg of SHUT THE FUCK UP should do the trick...


:biggrin:

First round is on me!

[ELVIS]

Yeah, I bet you were so perfect and it was ALL her fault, right? Right!

I was twenty years old trying to do the right thing...

I never cheated on anyone...

[ELVIS]

First round is on me!

$200

Pay up!

[Nickdfresh]

I love it when you look for deeper meaning in my posts...

It proves you need another 20mg...


:elvis:

So what's your homeopathic method of overcoming all of it? Root of Asshole™?

[LoungeMachine]

It's not about religion, it's about truth and life...

I don't have any religious structure, so to speak, as a Catholic might have...

I just live my life, help others and do the right thing and I have countless blessings...

It sounds silly, but it's true. My personal needs and wants are fullfilled, period...

I got it good...:biggrin:

That's funny....... me too.

:gulp:

Difference is I don't judge "fags" or "pornographers" or Sesh for that matter.....

[Nickdfresh]

I was twenty years old trying to do the right thing...

I never cheated on anyone...

So you hate gays, but think twenty year olds getting married can have any sort of decent outcome other than a soaring divorce rate, broken homes, and fucked up kids. Got'cha. :doh:

[ELVIS]

Shut the fuck up...

Sesh purposely tries to out smart people and get under their skin with his cleverness...

It's a bunch of bullshit...

[ELVIS]

So you hate gays, but think twenty year olds getting married can have any sort of decent outcome other than a soaring divorce rate, broken homes, and fucked up kids. Got'cha. :doh:

I don't hate anyone...

where did i say I hate gays ??

[dazzlindino]

This morning, by my wife...

The way it's supposed to be...

whats his name......

[envy_me]

Yeah, Organized religion is a form of control in a lot of cases, but there are some really great small, independent churches all around the world that are honest and do great things...

Exactly. I can take a lot of things and be fine, as long as intention is good. Many catholics have great intentions, but their leades are after their money.

Jesus had a great philosophy, most part of Matthew is fantastic.
But unfortunately, it's not that I don't believe god exists, I just think humans are way too small and limited to get know basiclly anything. How can we understand anything about the universe, when we are far from being able to understand the most simple things.

[gbranton]

twenty year olds getting married can have any sort of decent outcome other than a soaring divorce rate.....

I tried that............I wouldn't recommend it.

[Nickdfresh]

Obvious how, numbskull ??

And you're saying porn saves relationships ??

Less absurd than your contentions. If porn "ruined" a relationship, it wasn't much of a fucking relationship. Was it?

There are some serious academic contentions that porn has reduced rape, unwanted pregnancy, and even STP's (among the populace, not the actors or course)...

LOL I meant STD's of course, good motor oil has reduced the use of STP's in cars...

[Nickdfresh]

So, Elvis, your wife must have been very religious already before she met you, since she was a virgin that late in her life.
Did you go even more religious after you fell in love with her, since our lovers have tendency to drag us into whatever they are into?
And what religion are you involved in?

Now there's a recipe for a great coupling... :)

[Nickdfresh]

I don't hate anyone...

where did i say I hate gays ??

Your hatred is clearly in the subtext of angry uses of the word faggot to denote actual gay people, and oh yes, getting banned for using the N-word over and over again...

[DONNIEP]

I tried that............I wouldn't recommend it.

Yeah, sound advice. I tried it when I was 30 - married a twenty year old.

And I don't get the argument that porn leads to violence against women. Unless they're talking about trying to fuck a chick to death.

[envy_me]

Now there's a recipe for a great coupling... :)

ALL my exes have heard A LOT of Europe :D

[ELVIS]

Your hatred is clearly in the subtext of angry uses of the word faggot to denote actual gay people, and oh yes, getting banned for using the N-word over and over again...

That's bullshit...

I used the asterisk symbol...


:biggrin:

[binnie]

Yeah, sound advice. I tried it when I was 30 - married a twenty year old.

And I don't get the argument that porn leads to violence against women. Unless they're talking about trying to fuck a chick to death.

I don't buy the argument either, really. But it runs something like this: porn objectifies women, making them less than people but rather objects whose sole purpose is to fulfill male demands (many of which are somewhat 'violent' - sodomy/gagging etc). This has the potential to lessen empathy, and because it is addictive, runs the risk of making sexual gratification harder to attain without 'copying' porn.

Personally, I think that argument relies on the men in question not being able to separate fantasy from reality. Perhaps it amplifies violent tendencies where they already exist, but I'm not sure it could be proven to instil them.

[LoungeMachine]

Yeah, sound advice. I tried it when I was 30 - married a twenty year old.



I did the same thing.

We lasted 16 years, had 3 great kids, and remain great friends to this day after being divorced 4 years.

:gulp:

Didn't hurt that she was a musician too and we played and toured together for years.

[DONNIEP]

I don't buy the argument either, really. But it runs something like this: porn objectifies women, making them less than people but rather objects whose sole purpose is to fulfill male demands (many of which are somewhat 'violent' - sodomy/gagging etc). This has the potential to lessen empathy, and because it is addictive, runs the risk of making sexual gratification harder to attain without 'copying' porn.

Personally, I think that argument relies on the men in question not being able to separate fantasy from reality. Perhaps it amplifies violent tendencies where they already exist, but I'm not sure it could be proven to instil them.

Gotta agree with Binnie. Besides, the only bad experience I ever had after watching porn was the chick I was with wanted me to piss on her :biggrin:

[binnie]

Gotta agree with Binnie. Besides, the only bad experience I ever had after watching porn was the chick I was with wanted me to piss on her :biggrin:

Did she want you to eat avacado first?

[envy_me]

Gotta agree with Binnie. Besides, the only bad experience I ever had after watching porn was the chick I was with wanted me to piss on her :biggrin:

That's not THAT bad, it's far more worse if she wanted to piss on you.

[Dave's Bitch]

Porn doesn't destroy relationships but it can certainly warp views and understanding and expectations of sex.It would shock you how many guys think girls love a face full of spunk

[DONNIEP]

That's not THAT bad, it's far more worse if she wanted to piss on you.

Her suggestion was more along the lines of a mutual pissing contest :biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

I think the only downside to porn is it lures underage people to participate for the lure of making some fast money. If they turn their lives around later, the stigma of porn stays with them. The opposite of that argument is that porn is no longer a stigma, but really a smart career move for people to make a great deal of money early in life.

Discuss.

[binnie]

Golden showers? Now that's a Roth Army thread?

[DONNIEP]

Golden showers? Now that's a Roth Army thread?

Nah, just a quick comment. Back on topic!! Wait, what was the topic?

[envy_me]

Porn doesn't destroy relationships but it can certainly warp views and understanding and expectations of sex.It would shock you how many guys think girls love a face full of spunk

Hey, some do... :yo:

[Sensible Shoes]

we had a golden showers thread before. Not here. (I'm sure you're all getting sick of me telling you what went on at DDLR) There was a guy named Pardo from Toronto who said he used to like give his girl a little squirt in the shower. Until she caught him! LOL

[envy_me]

Her suggestion was more along the lines of a mutual pissing contest :biggrin:

Okey, what EXACTLY did she say?

[fourthcoming]

Porn doesn't destroy relationships but it can certainly warp views and understanding and expectations of sex.It would shock you how many guys think girls love a face full of spunk

That I will totally agree with you on DB. People get caught up in porn and start thinking why can't I have that when in reality porn is the furthest thing from reality.

[envy_me]

we had a golden showers thread before. Not here. (I'm sure you're all getting sick of me telling you what went on at DDLR) There was a guy named Pardo from Toronto who said he used to like give his girl a little squirt in the shower. Until she caught him! LOL

Your stories about old DDLR are the best ones. Keep 'em coming :-)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

we had a golden showers thread before. Not here. (I'm sure you're all getting sick of me telling you what went on at DDLR) There was a guy named Pardo from Toronto who said he used to like give his girl a little squirt in the shower. Until she caught him! LOL

it's all pipes!! shower pee is better than pool pee

[ELVIS]

I think the only downside to porn is it lures underage people to participate for the lure of making some fast money. If they turn their lives around later, the stigma of porn stays with them. The opposite of that argument is that porn is no longer a stigma, but really a smart career move for people to make a great deal of money early in life.

Discuss.

Money isn't everything...

[DONNIEP]

Okey, what EXACTLY did she say?

You really don't want to know :)

[DLR Bridge]

Imitation porn sex is insanely fun. Go ahead any of you. Deny it. You can't!

[fourthcoming]

Gotta agree with Binnie. Besides, the only bad experience I ever had after watching porn was the chick I was with wanted me to piss on her :biggrin:

LMAO.....that was funny. OK....what I'm about to say is probably way TMI but I had a gf years ago who was a squirter and the first time it happened she was riding me and after she came I asked her if she just pee'd on me........lmao.....I had never experienced anything like that before!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

There is a certain segment of the population that does think money is everything. I think porn stars fall in that category.

[envy_me]

LMAO.....that was funny. OK....what I'm about to say is probably way TMI but I had a gf years ago who was a squirter and the first time it happened she was riding me and after she came I asked her if she just pee'd on me........lmao.....I had never experienced anything like that before!!!

Tell that to the forehead of my ex :ashamed:

[binnie]

I think the only downside to porn is it lures underage people to participate for the lure of making some fast money. If they turn their lives around later, the stigma of porn stays with them. The opposite of that argument is that porn is no longer a stigma, but really a smart career move for people to make a great deal of money early in life.

Discuss.

I think it will always have a stigma attached to it. It would be a huge speed bump en route to respecting someone if you knew that about them, wouldn't it?

[DONNIEP]

There is a certain segment of the population that does think money is everything. I think porn stars fall in that category.

But how much money are these people really making? Can't be more than a couple hundred a flick. Besides, most of it today sucks compared to the good old days.

[binnie]

Porn doesn't destroy relationships but it can certainly warp views and understanding and expectations of sex.It would shock you how many guys think girls love a face full of spunk

Men over the age of 25? I'd be surprised if that's the case. And horrified, too.

[Dave's Bitch]

That I will totally agree with you on DB. People get caught up in porn and start thinking why can't I have that when in reality porn is the furthest thing from reality.

Exactly that yes.I have a daughter and the thought of her growing up thinking her role in sex is to be an object for some guy to degrade and have his way with worries me greatly.I live not far from a high school and some of the things the guys of 15-16 say makes it sound like sex is about domination and "giving it to the bitch".The whole "every whole is a goal" mentality people around my age seem to have is horrible

[vandeleur]

Man, squirters are the worst . Men think there cool. Sure the first time u think your king of the hill ... But eventually it's messy requires mucho laundry and after a while it's just ... Really again :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

Imitation porn sex is insanely fun. Go ahead any of you. Deny it. You can't!

I can...

It's a fucking corruption that destroys your soul...

[DONNIEP]

Man, squirters are the worst . Men think there cool. Sure the first time u think your king of the hill ... But e eventually it's messy requires mucho laundry and after a while it's just ... Really again :biggrin:

Ah, that's when you get up and go get some tacos - while she's cleaning up :biggrin:

[envy_me]

Man, squirters are the worst . Men think there cool. Sure the first time u think your king of the hill ... But e eventually it's messy requires mucho laundry and after a while it's just ... Really again :biggrin:

This is where lazy meets horny, and lazy wins...

[Dave's Bitch]

Men over the age of 25? I'd be surprised if that's the case. And horrified, too.

Well I do part time work in a bar and the amount of verbal filth that get's thrown my way makes my skin crawl.How much is down to group bravado and how much is actual opinion is the question mark there I guess

[binnie]

There is a certain segment of the population that does think money is everything. I think porn stars fall in that category.

I dunno. The money for the girls is pretty good, but I doubt there are many porn millionaires. Maybe its 'fame' or attention, or maybe it's the thrill. I suspect there might be darker motivations too, sadly.

It's probably a case of being young and not thinking too far into the future. If you can't actually visualise being 40, or think that porn is a way to make quick money, then I can see how you roll into it.

[DLR Bridge]

I can...

It's a fucking corruption that destroys your soul...

Yeah, about as much as a kid jumping up and down on his bed holding a tennis racket like a guitar screaming VH lyrics at the top of his lungs.
Come off it man. Things can get a little down and dirty from time to time. Ain't no thang!

[ELVIS]

Yeah, about as much as a kid jumping up and down on his bed holding a tennis racket like a guitar screaming VH lyrics at the top of his lungs.
Come off it man. Things can get a little down and dirty from time to time. Ain't no thang!

What ??

[fourthcoming]

Man, squirters are the worst . Men think there cool. Sure the first time u think your king of the hill ... But e eventually it's messy requires mucho laundry and after a while it's just ... Really again :biggrin:

Lol.....I always enjoyed it actually....thought it was rediculously hot.....but changing the sheets constantly does get old.

[vandeleur]

This is where lazy meets horny, and lazy wins...

Not lazy .... Just like most things it ain't what it's cracked up to be .
Yeah ok........ a bit lazy :D

[binnie]

Well I do part time work in a bar and the amount of verbal filth that get's thrown my way makes my skin crawl.How much is down to group bravado and how much is actual opinion is the question mark there I guess

I imagine alcohol is an issue, too.

I feel I should apologise on behalf of my gender, DB. I've never quite understood how (some) men equate oggling, making leary comments and whistling with a chance of success......

[ELVIS]

Justifying your corrupt behavior gets you nowhere...

[DONNIEP]

I've never quite understood how (some) men equate oggling, making leary comments and whistling with a chance of success......

Yeah, 'cause that's what really turns a woman on - or so some of the douchebags out there think.

[binnie]

My corrupt behaviour? What the fuck did I do?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Justifying your corrupt behavior gets you nowhere...

ugh, go fight in the frontline about how the government is trying to tell you what to do, instead of a fun thread and telling us what to do.

[binnie]

Yeah, 'cause that's what really turns a woman on - or so some of the douchebags out there think.

Exactly.

There's really not much of a trick to meeting women. Make her feel that she's the most important person in the room and make the effort to find out about her. Once you work out that there's no gimmick required, it's all plain sailing.

I fucking hate guys who are disrespecful.

[vandeleur]

I imagine alcohol is an issue, too.

I feel I should apologise on behalf of my gender, DB. I've never quite understood how (some) men equate oggling, making leary comments and whistling with a chance of success......

Is that sort behaviour as common now , I always thought that thing was a bit of a throw back.
Let's be honest an attractive girl gets a second glance but that's not the same as that old wolf whistle ,shit chat up line horse shit .

[fourthcoming]

Exactly that yes.I have a daughter and the thought of her growing up thinking her role in sex is to be an object for some guy to degrade and have his way with worries me greatly.I live not far from a high school and some of the things the guys of 15-16 say makes it sound like sex is about domination and "giving it to the bitch".The whole "every whole is a goal" mentality people around my age seem to have is horrible

My girlfriend has a 16 yr old daughter. I'm 39.....she wants to sit and talk to me and her mother as much as i wanted to when i was her age....not often. I pick my moments when I feel she is receptive towards conversation and try to let her know that she should never let any boy have the upper hand in a relationship with her. It's funny, she is dating a boy now who is 18 and she completely runs the show. I definitely think there is a thug mentality in the age groups your talking about.....more scary than that is alot of young girls don't seem to see it or don't find anything wrong with it. Young girls always seem attracted to "bad" boys until they waste 10 years of their life in shitty relationships and finally realize maybe they should try to be with someone who actually treats them with respect.

[DONNIEP]

Exactly.

There's really not much of a trick to meeting women. Make her feel that she's the most important person in the room and make the effort to find out about her. Once you work out that there's no gimmick required, it's all plain sailing.

I fucking hate guys who are disrespecful.

It's all about eye contact and listening. Easy. There's a few other things, of course, but it ain't that hard.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Exactly.

There's really not much of a trick to meeting women. Make her feel that she's the most important person in the room and make the effort to find out about her. Once you work out that there's no gimmick required, it's all plain sailing.

I fucking hate guys who are disrespecful.

my wife is a bartender and it is usually somethin' along the lines of "with talk like that i can't believe you guys are sittin' here alone"...

[ELVIS]

Exactly.

There's really not much of a trick to meeting women. Make her feel that she's the most important person in the room and make the effort to find out about her. Once you work out that there's no gimmick required, it's all plain sailing.

So, then you get the pussy ??

Does that make it ok, or good ??

[ELVIS]

my wife is a bartender

I feel sorry for you...

[envy_me]

It's all about eye contact and listening. Easy. There's a few other things, of course, but it ain't that hard.

Yeah, and then you're in the friendzone. It's about charm and chemistry.

[binnie]

Is that sort behaviour as common now , I always thought that thing was a bit of a throw back.
Let's be honest an attractive girl gets a second glance but that's not the same as that old wolf whistle ,shit chat up line horse shit .

I was talking to Mrs binnie about this earlier this week and she informed that every day on the way to work men honk their car horns at her, wolf whistle and shout abuse. In 2012.

I really don't get it, never have, never will. It's as though people are there for other's gratification.....

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, and then you're in the friendzone. It's about charm and chemistry.

And golden showers. Don't forget the golden showers. :biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I feel sorry for you...

save your energy

[binnie]

So, then you get the pussy ??

Does that make it ok, or good ??

No, and then you go on a date and potentially form a relationship. There's nothing malicious about it.

After the age of 21 I think most men are past the relentless chasing of pussy stage, even if they pretend to be otherwise.....

[envy_me]

And golden showers. Don't forget the golden showers. :biggrin:

Not to me it isn't...

[fourthcoming]

Yeah, and then you're in the friendzone. It's about charm and chemistry.



The friendzone is like Purgatory.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not to me it isn't...

just forehead squirting

[binnie]

And golden showers. Don't forget the golden showers. :biggrin:

Yeah, from this thread I've learned that envy_me is a squirter who likes a face full of man juice but would prefer to pee on others rather than be peed on.

That's a lot of information to take in (and a lot of wet wipes to buy.....)

:D