Chad Kroeger from Nicklehacks to marry Avril Lavigne.

[BITEYOASS]

The world's biggest douchebag marries a bitch from hell. How appropriate! I deserve two more seasons of GUNDERSON for this BS, Canada!

In a related note, wouldn't Chode I mean Chad be the type of person that would sell people dirty Regina Meth. :hee:

http://www.latimes.com/features/image/alltherage/la-at-avril-lavigne-engaged-to-chad-kroeger-of-nickleback-20120822,0,3064883.story

I'm not gonna copy and paste this news article, because I don't give that much of a fuck.

[Angel]

The world's biggest douchebag marries a bitch from hell. How appropriate! I deserve two more seasons of GUNDERSON for this BS, Canada!



OMG, I'm sending this to the producers, lmfao!!! :beers8:

[Angel]

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[Dan]

I'm Waiting To See Her Sex Tape.:hitch:

[BITEYOASS]

I'm Waiting To See Her Sex Tape.:hitch:

If it's by herself or with some other women, then yes. But if Chode Choker is involved then all I have to say about that is......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o

[motherchicken]

Why would that doucher even need to get married. He claimed he could suck his own dick years ago. Maybe that's a reason to get married. Most of my married friends claimed the blow jobs stopped when the wedding started.

[loucap81]

You know their offspring will be blessed with incredible musical talent :rolleyes:

[SunisinuS]

This is the deal with that guy: He looks like a 2nd grade class was asked to make a "Handsome Male Face" and given construction paper and given safe scissors and GQ magazines....when they were done...the face has all the proportions wrong.

But it is their vision.

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/07/20/133944-avril-lavigne-in-high-school.jpg

[binnie]

I suspect that this may lead to the world's worst duet.

[Coyote]

I suspect that this may lead to the world's worst duet.

"This is how you remind me of that sk8ter boi"?

[binnie]

The lyric 'He was a skater boy I said she you later boy' will live with me for as long as I live.

[Yount]

Ah Marriage TM... why do they have to go and make things so complicated?

[ashstralia]

Well, at least one of them could write a half decent song at age 17.

[Yount]

What was that Dave quote? "She used to be April Levine in Hebrew School" Can't quite remember it

[Yount]

what's with the avatar ash? Just curious... what is it??

[ashstralia]

It is the Ash family crest, my good sir.

[Yount]

Ahhh I see.

[BITEYOASS]

Hey I just thought of something! Maybe there is a silver lining here. She would either become the Yoko of Nicklehacks, or divorce Chode and take him to the cleaners. Either way, it will result in the break up of this shitty band. That's what he gets for fucking up the Lion's Thanksgiving Day game. :rant:

[Nickdfresh]

Let's hope they make each other miserable... :)

I'd bang Avril silly, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be my first choice if I was a wealthy "rock star" that wrote the same two songs over and over again and marketed them to douchers with no musical taste whatsoever who buy shit because it sounds vaguely something like rock with guitars and stuff...

But then again, I'm pretty sure Chad would never get laid if he weren't a "rock star," and probably doesn't get laid like he should with any quality because he's obviously inept and relies solely on his incredible amount of luck and the fact that there are so few competent rock acts today...

[78/84 guy]

GUILTY ! I never cared for the band at all. 1 or 2 songs. But I did see some of their "live" at Sturgis dvd and was suprised at the playing on it. But I didn't run out and buy it. Thank god !

[twonabomber]

Kroeger's getting the guy from Sum 41's sloppy seconds. millions of records sold doesn't mean much any more.

[BITEYOASS]

Kroeger's getting the guy from Sum 41's sloppy seconds. millions of records sold doesn't mean much any more.

Oh! You mean that Mickey Dolenz looking motherfucker!

[BITEYOASS]

GUILTY ! I never cared for the band at all. 1 or 2 songs. But I did see some of their "live" at Sturgis dvd and was suprised at the playing on it. But I didn't run out and buy it. Thank god !

Good! I hope you saved that money for something more worthwhile and by that I mean booze or a couple porn mags.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

"This is how you remind me of that sk8ter boi"?

stop.... :yo:

[So this is love]

I never bought any of Nickelback songs but I mean I heard worst in my life...