Reality Check

[BigBadBrian]

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.

She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride!

"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

[Nickdfresh]

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I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Another good plan would be to throw mentally ill people out of institutions onto the streets and perpetuate the cycle of poverty and enact policies to annihilate the middle classes--also welcome to the Republican Party of vulture whores...

[ZahZoo]

Another good plan would be to throw mentally ill people out of institutions onto the streets and perpetuate the cycle of poverty and enact policies to annihilate the middle classes--also welcome to the Republican Party of vulture whores...

Wait a minute... isn't that the policy that allows BigBadBrian to remain in public and post here? ;)

[jhale667]

Wait a minute... isn't that the policy that allows BigBadBrian to remain in public and post here? ;)

:biggrin: "No vagrant left behind"...

[ThrillsNSpills]

The end of the story is the parents grab the child and run far from the psycho.

at least I hope that's what happened. (if the post wasn't a lie to start with)

[DLR Bridge]

Waitaminute. Internet bullies have flower beds?

[ELVIS]

No, they cut and paste bullshit from the internet...

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[FORD]

So now Brian has turned into 4morequeers and is posting the right wing teabagger spam emails?

What, the townhell.com stuff wasn't batshit crazy enough for him anymore?? :biggrin:

[ThrillsNSpills]

something to pass the time between bullying the gals

[BigBadBrian]

something to pass the time between bullying the gals

I guess you've been on the receiving end of that, huh bitch?

[BigBadBrian]

So now Brian has turned into 4morequeers and is posting the right wing teabagger spam emails?

What, the townhell.com stuff wasn't batshit crazy enough for him anymore?? :biggrin:

So says the nut who posts the crazy shit you do.

[BigBadBrian]

Waitaminute. Internet bullies have flower beds?

Need a tissue, Buttercup? Hmmm?

[BigBadBrian]

No, they cut and paste bullshit from the internet...


Elvis, you're the King...the King of doing exactly what you mock others for doing. Infowars...Alex Jones. You're nothing more than a conspiracy nut like FORD. :gulp:

[jhale667]

Is everyone certain I'm bitter, lame and ♥ the cock now?


Far beyond a shadow of a doubt. :Loser:

[DLR Bridge]

Need a tissue, Buttercup? Hmmm?

Now that's a zinger!! Boy, are you the Rmoney pissant that came up with "Obamalogna"? Looking forward to your new material tonight.

[BigBadBrian]

Far beyond a shadow of a doubt. :Loser:

:lameo: Changing the quotes inside of a quote box is so gay. Of course, you'd sure know about gay. Have at it, Thumper!

[jhale667]

Aw, BlandBitchBrie is projecting again...shocker!

[Seshmeister]

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"


I said, "The homeless guy is suffering from psychosis brought on from seeing dead children killed by his own troops in an illegal war so I don't want him on my property since I can't supervise him properly."

"So why doesn't he get a job somewhere bigger where they can", she replied.

"They won't employ him because he has a drugs conviction because he took recreational drugs a few years back. Unlike our last 3 presidents he actually got caught."

"I surprised anyone votes in people that do that to them", she said wide eyed.

"He can't vote, his veteran ID isn't good enough at the polling station and besides he's a felon now."

"Holy suffering cunt!", she exclaimed.

"Welcome to both our Parties."

[ELVIS]

You're nothing more than a conspiracy nut like FORD. :gulp:

FORD is not a conspiracy nut...

But let's talk about you ??

What is it about Romney that you like ??

[knuckleboner]

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.

She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride!

"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

$50 to try and buy food and shelter for your family? as long as you can find a way to throw in a tax cut or 2 for the payer that does sound like the republican party.

[BigBadBrian]

$50 to try and buy food and shelter for your family? as long as you can find a way to throw in a tax cut or 2 for the payer that does sound like the republican party.

I guess you missed the phrase "the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

Then again, I know you people are expecting the whole thing to be done for you, so i guess i really can't blame you for missing that. :biggrin:

[BigBadBrian]

FORD is not a conspiracy nut...

But let's talk about you ??

What is it about Romney that you like ??

You first. Tell us what you don't like, issue by issue.

Start a thread on it.

Double spaced, proper grammar.

Then when everyone else chips in on the same thread, maybe I will too. OK????

[BigBadBrian]

(if the post wasn't a lie to start with)

Cupcake, I thought even a dimwit like you would have realized this was was satire or possibly even a joke.

I'll lower my expectations next time. :biggrin: