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WARF
10-14-2012, 12:52 PM
It seemed so long ago...

The day was 2/20/2009....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?53976-I-wanna-fucking-bang-Lady-Gaga!!!&highlight=

Roth Army hall of famer... and Van Halen videostar LORD WARF discovered this sexy talented starlet...

You said she had an adam's apple....

You said she tucked her fucking dick between her legs....

You tried to humiliate the legendary WARFSTER....

Today is 10/14/2012 almost four years later and I have to tell you....

I STILL WANT TO FUCKING BANG LADY GAGA!!!!

You know... I don't even care if she has a fucking dick!!!!

I wanna see her slap her fucking balls in my face...

Who fucking cares?!?!?! She is one hot tomato!!!!!

For many years I said her and Elton John should get into a relationship....

Because Elton John loves dick.... and she just happens to have one!!!!

But I have changed my mind....

I want this sexy little beast all for my pleasure!!!!!

Can't read mine.... can't read mine...

YOU CAN'T READ MY!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARFY FACE!!!!

Nickdfresh
10-14-2012, 01:08 PM
I'd show her my Oh'face™!

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll159/StuvlandFilms91/Random%20Icons/O_FACE.gif

WARF
10-14-2012, 01:21 PM
I'd show her my Oh'face™!

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll159/StuvlandFilms91/Random%20Icons/O_FACE.gif

You guys know you would stick it in LADY GAGA if you were given the chance...

Don't lie...

Right now I am laying in my cold bed WEARING my signature series "WARF SNUGGIE" complete with a special BONER COMPARTMENT for all the lady gaga videos I am watching!!!!!

Va Beach VH Fan
10-14-2012, 01:58 PM
Looks like WARFy is hitting the sauce early today.... ;)

FORD
10-14-2012, 02:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ&hd=1

ThrillsNSpills
10-14-2012, 02:09 PM
Finkle is Einhorn™

WARF
10-14-2012, 02:13 PM
Looks like WARFy is hitting the sauce early today.... ;)

Speaking of sauce.... why is there sauce all over my kitchen floor??

I must have spent my blackout as Wolfgang Puck...

sadaist
10-14-2012, 02:25 PM
Dude is getting fat. (kinda sloppy too) He's all yours Warf.


http://www.fadingcrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lady-gaga-fat-ass.jpg

WARF
10-14-2012, 02:30 PM
Dude is getting fat. (kinda sloppy too) He's all yours Warf.


http://www.fadingcrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lady-gaga-fat-ass.jpg

I think I am having one of those erections that's lasting FOUR or more hours... uh huh uh huh

WARF
10-14-2012, 02:37 PM
Come to daddy!!!!

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8131/ladygaga737615a.jpg

jhale667
10-14-2012, 03:19 PM
Come to daddy!!!!

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8131/ladygaga737615a.jpg


Looks way less like a dude there. But you are now on record as saying you want Lady Gagme to slap you in the face with her balls. Just sayin'. ;)

sadaist
10-14-2012, 03:44 PM
Looks way less like a dude there.)


And more like a man here. (poor Warf. So confused)


http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4e3fdf18eab8ea7d6f000011/lady-gaga-man.png

sadaist
10-14-2012, 03:44 PM
She is one of the classic examples of.....


She looks good from far.....









but far from good.

WARF
10-14-2012, 04:55 PM
I could have started the "I wanna fucking bang Katy Perry" thread but that would be less entertaining... :-)

You know you were waiting for the sequel!!!

WARF
10-14-2012, 04:58 PM
And more like a man here. (poor Warf. So confused)


http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4e3fdf18eab8ea7d6f000011/lady-gaga-man.png

I'd fuck that!
uh huh uh uh huh uh huh

sadaist
10-14-2012, 05:22 PM
I'd fuck that!
uh huh uh uh huh uh huh


Sicko



http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2010/06/Ralph-Macchio-karate-kid.jpg

WARF
10-14-2012, 05:53 PM
Seriously though... I would rather go with Christina Aguilera....

Did you see her new video?? SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!

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sadaist
10-14-2012, 07:23 PM
Seriously though... I would rather go with Christina Aguilera....

Did you see her new video?? SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!


She chunked up some too but yeah, I'd fuck the hell out of her. I'd stick my tongue so far up her arse I could tell you the flavor gum she was chewing.

Nitro Express
10-14-2012, 07:41 PM
She chunked up some too but yeah, I'd fuck the hell out of her. I'd stick my tongue so far up her arse I could tell you the flavor gum she was chewing.

You must have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons.

WARF
10-14-2012, 08:11 PM
She chunked up some too but yeah, I'd fuck the hell out of her. I'd stick my tongue so far up her arse I could tell you the flavor gum she was chewing.

I think she looks better now... she gotta be in her early 30's.... I bet she is one hell of a fuck!!! I could masturbate all day and watch this video!!!!

WARF
10-14-2012, 08:12 PM
You must have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons.

Speaking of Gene Simmons.... "MONSTER" is a rippin album... best KISS album since revenge...

sadaist
10-15-2012, 11:49 AM
The one nice thing about Warf fucking Lady gaga is he could probably lift her American Express Black card and hire Van Halen for a private Roth Army only show. I hear those things have no limit. With a card like that we could even hire Michael Anthony to be Wolfs bass tech during the show.

Nitro Express
10-15-2012, 12:18 PM
Speaking of Gene Simmons.... "MONSTER" is a rippin album... best KISS album since revenge...

People who have seen KISS live lately say the band is great. I mean I use to have KISS posters all over my room when I was in grade school and bought my first KISS album in 1976. Who would have thought they would still be around now.

What amazes me is the Rolling Stones. I can remember when The Beetles, The Turtles, The Association, and the Rolling Stones were the bands getting regular play on the radio. They played Satisfaction a lot. I was just some little kid and loved that song when it came on. Who would have thought those guys would still be around in 2012. I thought we would have moon colonies and flying cars by now. Other than computers and some medical advances, things really haven't advanced that much since the late 1960's. Jet liners still look the same and cars haven't really changed that much. It's been a long time since a product came out that has blown me away thinking man, we are going into a different age. It seems in many ways we are going backwards. Shit if anything, it looks like fucking feudalism and the dark ages are coming back. LOL!

ThrillsNSpills
10-15-2012, 12:33 PM
Isn't Born this Way Express Yourself with different lyrics?

DLR Bridge
10-15-2012, 12:36 PM
Isn't Born this Way Express Yourself with different lyrics?

It sure sounds like it.

Little Texan
10-15-2012, 05:31 PM
Lady GAGa is nothing more than a direct ripoff of both Dale Bozzio and Madonna. She's not doing anything that hasn't been done to death already...nothing original about what she does.

Hardrock69
10-15-2012, 08:31 PM
My answer is none of the above.

The answer is "no".

I do not want to fuck "it". Whatever "it" is.

Coyote
10-15-2012, 09:06 PM
I'll settle for a blowjob from Lady Gaga and a shot at the clinic later...

Now, Jessica Simpson... That's a different story.

sadaist
10-15-2012, 09:34 PM
Now, Jessica Simpson... That's a different story.


She's plumped up too. But I can tell she takes it in the pooper. That alone will make up for 20-25 pounds of overweight.

Nitro Express
10-15-2012, 09:38 PM
She's plumped up too. But I can tell she takes it in the pooper. That alone will make up for 20-25 pounds of overweight.

The thing is you might have a better chance at moving in on her when she's fat. Enjoy the anal sex, get her on a weight loss program, she will be hot again. Then you will enjoy a hot babe with money. I suggest you become her personal trainer and fuck buddy. You can do it!

binnie
10-16-2012, 02:37 PM
Seriously though... I would rather go with Christina Aguilera....

Did you see her new video?? SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!

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I dunno, dude. These days I wouldn't even fuck Christina with Lady Gagas dick....

lesfunk
10-16-2012, 02:43 PM
Certainly there must be better celebrities to lust over...
Still, the idea of WARF proclaming his wanton lust for a tranny and then bragging about it is amusing.

WARF
10-17-2012, 07:35 PM
I just wanted to make a sequel thread to the original one. lol

I'd fuck Lady Gaga just for the celebrity status aspect.

I think I wanna fuck Taylor Swift now!!!!!!

WARF
10-17-2012, 07:37 PM
No, it's true... FORGET THAT BITCH WITH THE PENIS!!!!

I wanna fucking bang Taylor Swift!!!!!

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Sensible Shoes
10-17-2012, 07:40 PM
Taylor Swift sucks.
Well at least you hope she does.

WARF
10-17-2012, 07:41 PM
I don't think I would bang Taylor Swift after she got herpes from Justin Beiber uh huh uh huh

WARF
10-17-2012, 07:43 PM
This is the real Lady Gaga.... and this song RULES!!!

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