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ashstralia
11-01-2012, 07:16 AM
Betcha it was a telecaster... :)







http://www.news.com.au/world/baptist-reverend-danny-kirk-of-forest-hill-beaten-to-death-with-an-electric-guitar-by-derrick-birdow/story-fndir2ev-1226508269034

ELVIS
11-01-2012, 07:24 AM
Wrong forum...:biggrin:

ashstralia
11-01-2012, 07:35 AM
So we'll discuss the gradual tightening of the the guitar laws...

I'm sorry if anyone's offended by my post, but i lol'd. we've all seen the video of keef brandishing one as a mighty battle axe... Sure, there's gonna be more to the story but still...

:biggrin:

ELVIS
11-01-2012, 07:42 AM
The pastor must have fucked his old lady...

ashstralia
11-01-2012, 07:42 AM
Guns don't kill people, PSYCHOPATHS WITH ELECTRIC GUITARS KILL PEOPLE.


I blame that Elvis feller. (Not the local attention whore, the original real one.)

ELVIS
11-01-2012, 07:43 AM
His son is a little frustrated ??


:biggrin:

ELVIS
11-01-2012, 07:44 AM
A huggin' preacher, eh ??

I'll bet he was...

ashstralia
11-01-2012, 08:39 AM
Beats poisonous snake, I suppose.

Well...

ZahZoo
11-01-2012, 11:17 AM
Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...

sadaist
11-01-2012, 11:41 AM
When we outlaw guitars, only outlaws will have them.



and maybe it was dark & he didn't realize it was a guitar he was grabbing.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41-Ta9NP6ZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

jhale667
11-01-2012, 01:33 PM
Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...

Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.

clarathecarrot
11-01-2012, 01:49 PM
A clean simple death to be proud of.... like getting eaten by a great white shark.... or having your nuts bit off by a laplander.

A whole lot less painfull than the slow, GUITAR MURDER!! we have all been suffering from, at the hands of jhale,.... and that endless wanking and noodling, he has subjected us to over the years.

OH!!!... SHIT, I SLAY ME, OWNED!!!!!!

This post should be in the hall of fame or something.........BURN!!!!


I'll be here all week don't forget to tip your waitress!:first:

sadaist
11-01-2012, 02:12 PM
Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.


I could see Jhale screaming as he is being beaten to death by a cheap knockoff.



"NOOOOOOOO! At least use a real Fender for fucks sake! ARRRGGHHHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!"

jhale667
11-01-2012, 02:23 PM
Who said I liked Fenders? ;)

ELVIS
11-01-2012, 07:48 PM
Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??

FORD
11-01-2012, 08:06 PM
Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??

Guitars, no. Pharmaceutical anti-depressants, far more likely.

This article - being from a Murdoch source - didn't mention it, but other articles on the subject detail the fact that the killer's family had been concerned with his recent behavior. The Murdoch article also mentions that the suspect died in police custody, but fails to mention that they used a taser on him, and my guess would be they used it excessively. Probably would have been easier just to trip him with an amp cord.

fraroc
11-05-2012, 08:58 PM
Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??

(insert swift kick in balls here for even THINKING about that)

ashstralia
11-06-2012, 04:08 AM
Who said I liked Fenders? ;)

What was that Frank Zappa song, again...

My guitar wants to kill your pasta? :biggrin:

Hardrock69
11-06-2012, 04:23 AM
A clean simple death to be proud of.... like getting eaten by a great white shark.... or having your nuts bit off by a laplander.

A whole lot less painfull than the slow, GUITAR MURDER!! we have all been suffering from, at the hands of jhale,.... and that endless wanking and noodling, he has subjected us to over the years.

OH!!!... SHIT, I SLAY ME, OWNED!!!!!!

This post should be in the hall of fame or something.........BURN!!!!


I'll be here all week don't forget to tip your waitress!:first:


:lmao:

Hardrock69
11-06-2012, 04:55 AM
Love to think of two famous incidents......one where Keef whacks a dude running around onstage at a Stones show with his Tele.....

Then there was The Who at Woodstock....where Pete Townsend fucked Abbie Hoffman up pretty good.....he fucking deserved it, the ignorant bastard....

That said....I think the dude who did it needs to be beaten up by a couple of Les Paul Customs.....

ZahZoo
11-06-2012, 02:59 PM
Like this...



And he bailed the guy out afterwards...